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| danl Member 436 Posts 3/05 | As someone who grew up when the only tattoos were on Sailors, Marines, circus performers and Gypsies, it took me a loooong time to find anything even remotely sexy about a tattoo on a woman's body, no matter how shapely and beautiful. THEN, however, after realizing that 90+% of the women in porn had them, I began to accept the fact, that I had to either find eroticism in tattoos or give up watching adult films, all together. Thus it was, that I arrived at MY (no one else's) recipe rules for "tattoo eroticism," and NOT the opposite, "erottenism." FIRST, any tattoo on a woman's sexy, shapely body MUST attract, not distract, from the beauty of her skin. SECOND, a single tattoo must NEVER be much larger than her closed fist. THIRD, a tattoo MUST be placed in an unobstrusive part of a woman's body-- around the ankles, back of the neck, the breasts, slightly above or beside the pussy, the rounded ass, and just above the tailbone, medically,"coccynx, pronounced "cock-sic," something, I always have found so hilarious and yet, so "fitting," ha ha. FOURTH, a tattoo must NEVER be placed on the face or head, the front or side of the neck, above the knee or elbow, upper back or shoulders, along the rib cage, or ANY part of the stomach or hips **see FIRST rule** FIFTH (and final) garish (UGH) lines or lots of green and reddish-brown or yellowish flower designs ("Lizard Looks"--ala Janine-- I call them) are definitely, EROTTENISM, imho...Again #1 In conclusion, it should be stressed here, that these are MY rules, and what "turns ME on," and "turns me OFF," re the appearance of tattoos on ANY woman's body--TO each his own, I always say.... And, should any of you ladies reading this post, need a PERFECT example of TRUE eroticism in ink, look no farther than the subtle, but SO enticing, art work adorning (and for me, adoring) Julia Ann's luscious, "lip smacking" body! [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Oh dear. It seems in my efforts to be a good mod, I've been a bad mod. I didn't read your post fully, and assumed I knew what it was and acted accordingly. I shouldn't have done so, and I apologize. I've unlocked it. Please accept my apology. Edited by - killbillvol69 on 1/30/2011 5:12:48 PM |
| fletchlivestwopointoh Deactivated User 55 Posts 1/10 | |
| smutlover65 Member 359 Posts 10/07 | |
| elgringoviejo58 Senior Member 1460 Posts 1/07 | |
| MrTibbs Member 372 Posts 7/09 | |
| celluloidferox Senior Member @EmperorCorndog 1438 Posts 1/10 | With all that said, no tattoo on a girl has ever gotten my attention in a positive way. I think they are generally ugly and take away from her beauty. I just accept that they are commonplace now. |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | |
| smutlover65 Member 359 Posts 10/07 | |
| Gunzo Senior Member 1377 Posts 2/05 | What I am having a problem with is people having symbols, like chinese lettering, when it's not about the actual art but just some stupid statement, and we are supposed to ask 'What does it mean?', so the person can give that 'deep' meaning-of-life speech so well rehearsed, it's pathetic to say the least and the stories behind crappy drunk-tattoos are way more interesting. |
| Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07 | |
| mich Member Los Angeles, Ca 353 Posts 9/06 | |
| MeowMistiDawn Member MeowMistiDawn.com & Twitter.com/MeowMistiDawn 63 Posts 8/09 | |
| The DMan Senior Member 1844 Posts 6/07 | |
| scorpiusdeus Member Nice thing about tattoos, I'm spending much less on porn now. 225 Posts 9/11 | I can handle some of the smaller out of the way tattoos, but I think they can really make an otherwise beautiful woman look like trailer trash. That being said, this is porn so whatever I suppose. |
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