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bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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SAMCRO
8570 Posts
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Posted - May 3 2004 : 12:40AM
Well it's time to dust off the very thing that made me famous here on ADT,lol!!! Reading through the Jenna Jameson thread got me to thinking why not write a few odes to this lovely newbie!! So here goes,


Teagans awesome ass
There's none finer to see
Cock Juice Soon to Fly


Her bootie I love
To Kiss it is a huge dream
Smother me Teagan

Such a pretty face
A Starlet on the rise I
Try to catch her tail


Those aren't so good but let's see what you all can cum up with!!


EvilBatman
Member

Ka-me! Ha-me! HA!!!!!
383 Posts
5/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 1:05AM
It's lame but I'm trying.

Her beautiful eyes

Body that is to die for

My arm might fall off

Say it loud and say it proud....
"I am sofa king ree tarred Ed!"

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 1:23AM
In my pants I pitch
Tents of Sequoian stature
God I want her ass

Edited by - nietzsche on 5/3/2004 2:00:49 AM

valjean4876
Member

953 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:14AM
Tiny little tart
Tarts are delicious plain, but
Can I add frosting?


I like EvilBatman's


J.

Edited by - valjean4876 on 5/3/2004 10:15:13 AM

Diceman
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211 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 2:09PM
If Teagan were mine
she would be kept very well
and survive on cum

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nietzsche
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5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 2:56PM
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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 3 2004 : 2:57PM
Teagan, Teagan, O!
Better than Ronald Reagan
Or Carl Sagan, no?
sc92trojan
Member

USA
111 Posts
9/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 3:47PM
Blew My Load Again
Watching Teagan's Ass Get Ripped
My Balls Swell With Cum

Teagan's Ass Rocks Cock
Furiously I Spank It
I Think I Broke It

Thank Goodness The Head
Is Bigger Than The Shaft, Cuz
Teagan Makes Me Stroke

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
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Posted - May 3 2004 : 4:49PM
Hi, my name's Dumblonde
and I'm a haiku addict
Old habits die hard

Damn it BonoONE
Don't even get me started
I will not haiku

Must resist the urge
Elvis has left the building
He left us Teagan

jagerclown
Member

434 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 3 2004 : 5:23PM
A-D-T- Stalking
They will drug and kidnap you
Run Teagan Run

sc92trojan
Member

USA
111 Posts
9/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 9:43PM
My Penis Is Raw
Stroking To Teagan's Fine Ass
Uh-Oh More White Stuff

A Nasty PornSlut
Teagan Needs To Eat Her Ass
Meet Belladonna

Teagan's Ass Is Fine
I Wish I Could Cum On It
Must Clean TV Screen

Teagan's Ass Is Fine
Does Anybody Know If
Teagan Does D.P.

Teagan's Thong Must Smell
Like A Field Of Fresh Poppies
Wish I Was That Thong

Teagan You Are Hot
Tug, Tug, Tug, Away I Go
Man, My Arm Is Sore

Edited by - sc92trojan on 5/3/2004 10:40:03 PM

Diceman
Member

211 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:08PM
If I was obliged
to see Teagan be gangbanged
I might shit my pants


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bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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SAMCRO
8570 Posts
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Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:24PM
Teagan say her name
Images of her hot ass
Flood my pants with Joy


Her ass is the prize
Many will seek to have it
Are U Up for it

Her cute face and eyes
Teagan is more than her ass
Spunky that is her


A is for apple
J is for Jack so Teagan
Can I eat your ASS


This is fun isn't it, not addicting in any way Dumblonde, come on post away girl!!

Edited by - bono-ONE on 5/3/2004 10:47:16 PM

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:38PM

Pink valley flower
Internally combusted
Teagan's teacup spills
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:52PM
Slavering fan-boys
You're embarrassing yourselves
Teagan ain't all that


 
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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SAMCRO
8570 Posts
8/00
Posted - May 3 2004 : 10:53PM
18 what an age
So new to the adult world
New joys sure to cum


The cocks are throbbing
Teagan the cause of it all
I am without pants


Ok that last one is a nod to the original poster, Voyeur32!! Just had to work that one in somehow before he did,hehe!!

valjean4876
Member

953 Posts
3/04
Posted - May 3 2004 : 11:58PM
What a funny thread
Dumblonde's are very clever
What does she look like

Teagan on TV
With Mazzy Starr on guitar
One song and I'm done

Teagan, sex robot
Clatu Barata Nicto
I hate that movie

Teagan in yellow
She is sitting on my lap
Squirt seratonin

Did she say TEE-gan
No, it's TAY-gan not TEE-gan
Her mouth was too full

Lusting for her breasts
West Cali nipples in time
Slow down, they change fast


Voyeur32
Member

913 Posts
11/00
Posted - May 4 2004 : 12:01AM
I am embarrassed
Teagan looks like my cousin
spank spank spank cum shame

so young and nubile
I can only look not touch
time for five on one

Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else.

ATT_Turan
Member

24 Posts
10/03
Posted - May 5 2004 : 11:03AM
Teagan is so hot!
I spent all day writing this,
Tell me it is good.




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