Teagan Presley (page 23)

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Lloyd W. Member Canada 222 Posts 4/06	Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 6:20AM Good Luck to you and your family Teagan. I hope you and many others stay safe. I've been catching the devastation that the fire is causing on our local news and wouldn't wish that on anyone! [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 10:49AM Thanks for the update Teagan! Please continue to be safe and take care! I hope this tragedy ends soon for everyone in cali! Sending my continued prayers and love to you and everyone in cali! [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 9:06PM When I was packing everything up just in case we would have had to evacuate I made sure that I packed a separate bag so that if the horrible may happen then I would still have clothes & everything so I'd be able to make it to my North Carolina appearence. I'm suppose to be shooting a movie for Digital Playground at the beginning of November. I can't wait... xox Teagan [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 12:41AM Don't forget to pack your buttplugs! All the different colors and types of them. [:P)] [Link]

TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 2:34AM So, what did you guys think of the trailer??? xox Teagan [Link]
Vooodoo Member 30 Posts 8/07	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 3:00AM TeaganPresley wrote: So, what did you guys think of the trailer??? xox Teagan Click to expand Trailer looks great! Talent, soundtrack and editing all look excellent - Nice intro title sequence too. Looks like it has a great "gritty" feel to it which is becoming more and more popular. Think you might have a winner on your hands - congratulations! The fires look VERY nasty - we burnt half of southern Australia out with similar conditions a few years ago. Best wishes to all those in Southern Cali.. Stay safe. [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 11:50AM TeaganPresley wrote: When I was packing everything up just in case we would have had to evacuate I made sure that I packed a separate bag so that if the horrible may happen then I would still have clothes & everything so I'd be able to make it to my North Carolina appearence. I'm suppose to be shooting a movie for Digital Playground at the beginning of November. I can't wait... xox Teagan Click to expand Teagan that is good news that you are safe and family is safe and happy you did not have to evacuate.Have a safe travel to North Carolina and please post all the details once you get back home. Do you know what the movie is your going to start to shoot at the beginning of November? P.S.Please don't forget to get me a poster signed by you and Shay.I'm so looking forward to getting that. [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 11:52AM TeaganPresley wrote: So, what did you guys think of the trailer??? xox Teagan Click to expand The trailer looks great! Your scene looks like it is going to be off the charts! I'm sure i'll blow many a loads on that scene.The rest of the scenes looks very good also. [Link]
Patrick Senior Member Saori Hara 1280 Posts 10/05	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 5:47PM The Filth Cums First 2 trailer looks amazing. I didn't find one scene I would fast forward through and that's very rare. The My First Porn 9 trailer is a little too slanted towards comedy for me. But you look so good in that bikini that I'm really looking forward to that one too. [Link]
MythMaker Member Jada... the best thing in porn 919 Posts 7/07	Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 7:24PM I agree, the Filth Cums First 2 and My First Porno 9 both look incredible. Teagan, you look so scrumptuous in both I almost couldn't decide which to pre-order, so I pre-ordered both! I loooove the way you talk dirty in the FCF2 snippet, and hopefully it's not continuous which can get annoying. I've been wondering, and hopefully it's not out of line, but since you work exclusively with your husband, Tyler, would you consider doing a scene that progressed from intimate passion (lots of slow, deep tongue kissing and grinding in your lingerie type stuff) to nasty baby oil splattered, A2M, facial finishes? I'm such a huge fan, and these types of progressions don't seem plausible with actors who are together only for the money - no matter the chemsitry. It would take a couple to pull this off, and you guys obviously have great chemsitry doing nasty stuff on camera. What do you think? Also, hope you, your family, and your home is safe. Take care! [Link]
JulesJordan gonzo fan Deactivated User 47 Posts 10/07	Posted - Oct 26 2007 : 1:30AM Teagan your new movie looks great!!! I can't wait to rent that one and review for our store Any chance you could ever come sign at Video Central in Columbus, OH??? Your movies our rented more than Jenna Jameson's there, no B.S. Your scene in Slut Puppies 2 was the best scene I've seen of you by far, even though it was years ago when you first getting started. I hope your scene for Filth Cums First 2 tops it! Babysitters and Island Fever 4 are the most rented movies here! How do we get you here ???? [Link]
popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05	Posted - Oct 26 2007 : 8:38AM Were you able to go back to your house yet Teagan? [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 3:35AM JulesJordan gonzo fan wrote: Teagan your new movie looks great!!! I can't wait to rent that one and review for our store Any chance you could ever come sign at Video Central in Columbus, OH??? Your movies our rented more than Jenna Jameson's there, no B.S. Your scene in Slut Puppies 2 was the best scene I've seen of you by far, even though it was years ago when you first getting started. I hope your scene for Filth Cums First 2 tops it! Babysitters and Island Fever 4 are the most rented movies here! How do we get you here ???? Click to expand All store booking are handled through Adella Curry (Digital Playground Publicist) - adella@digitalplayground.com That makes me a very happy girl that your customers like my movies. That's the whole point of what I do isn't it....to turn you on & keep you coming back...haha I feel confident about that scene in "Filth Cums First 2". It's just because I had so much fun& was so much into it that it makes me very excited about the release & to see the finished product. Island Fever 4 was a large movie. 3 discs...that's alot of footage... xox Teagan [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 3:53AM popdog wrote: Were you able to go back to your house yet Teagan? Click to expand Yes, luckily at the last minute we didn't have to evacuate. They were luckily able to contain the 3 fires around our house. I was very relieved & my heart goes out to all of the families who did lose their homes or even worse their loved ones/pets in the fires. xox Teagan [Link]

TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 4:11AM MythMaker wrote: I agree, the Filth Cums First 2 and My First Porno 9 both look incredible. Teagan, you look so scrumptuous in both I almost couldn't decide which to pre-order, so I pre-ordered both! I loooove the way you talk dirty in the FCF2 snippet, and hopefully it's not continuous which can get annoying. I've been wondering, and hopefully it's not out of line, but since you work exclusively with your husband, Tyler, would you consider doing a scene that progressed from intimate passion (lots of slow, deep tongue kissing and grinding in your lingerie type stuff) to nasty baby oil splattered, A2M, facial finishes? I'm such a huge fan, and these types of progressions don't seem plausible with actors who are together only for the money - no matter the chemsitry. It would take a couple to pull this off, and you guys obviously have great chemsitry doing nasty stuff on camera. What do you think? Also, hope you, your family, and your home is safe. Take care! Click to expand That sounds like so much fun to me right now...Gosh, that comment got my dirty mind going now right before I go to bed. So now watch I'll have one of those sexual dreams about me getting my ass fucked...Thanks for the pleasant dreams guys!!!.... Take care & stay safe & healthy!!!... I posted new pictures from the signing in Carolina Beach, NC this past weekend w/ Shay Jordan on my "Club Teagan" myspace page. I had so much fun with her. She's my NEW favorite travel buddy....(well, besides Tyler...) She has a fellow stoner personality like me & Tyle,r so our personalities blend VERY well. It was so exciting to go & meet my fans again. I haven't gottent to go to a signing since the last time I was pregnant at the end of last year. We had a great turnout & not to mention 2 people got to walk away with $500 cash just for dressing up for a "Pirate" costume contest. These people put so much effort into their costumes that it took them weeks to do it. Not to mention they got free beer & food, so most of the fans were getting drunk. They even had our pictures put onto cakes. They had chosen a picture from the "Babysitter" movie. Well, I'm off to bed I have to get some sleep, I've got ta major migraine from traveling. Sending everyone tons of love & happiness!!! Here's the link to my myspace page so make sure you stop by & leave me a comment: www.myspace.com/clubteagan xox Teagan [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 4:11AM popdog wrote: Were you able to go back to your house yet Teagan? Click to expand Yes, luckily at the last minute we didn't have to evacuate. They were luckily able to contain the 3 fires around our house. I was very relieved & my heart goes out to all of the families who did lose their homes or even worse their loved ones/pets in the fires. xox Teagan [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 11:45AM Teagan thanks for the details on your trip to North Carolina.I have already checked out the pics over on myspace and commented on your new haircut pic.I'm so hoping you did not forget to get me a poster.I'm hoping you get the time to send the signed pic and hopefully the poster to me as i'm like a kid and can't wait! Hope your migraine goes away and you feel better! [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 11:45AM Glad to know you didn't have to leave the house babe. Saw the pictures, you look stunning! But you always do, so that's nothing new . Any news about the website babe? When you're gonna start shooting videos for it etc.? [Link]
JulesJordan gonzo fan Deactivated User 47 Posts 10/07	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 3:26PM Thanks for the info Teagan!!!! I wrote down that email address and will give it to our general manager in the morning I think as long as it doesn't cost too much he will go for it! I will help pay for it too, and beg!!!! Glad to hear your family is safe and healthy! P.S. Celeste seems to be making a series from the "Scream" Movies, will you be doing one, as well? Mckenzie Lee and Teagan??? will that ever happen now that she isn't a CJ Girl? She's my second fav and would love to see you guys do a scene together [Link]
cvarmecky Deactivated User 46 Posts 7/07	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 10:06PM teagan! I must say what huge fan I am of your work... I've been watching new ever since you did your first anal for "up your ass 22" ... I believe you came to my hometown Harrisburg Pennsylvania a year and a half ago... unfortunately I didn't find out about your appearance until after you came... I was devastated LOL... is there any chance you'll be coming back to the adult world in Harrisburg Pennsylvania anytime soon? granted it's not the most exciting place in the world, but a store signing here with you would certainly brighten up the atmosphere... well for me at least LOL... well keep doing what you're doing... btw you and your family are in my prayers considering you've been affected by those wildfires and all... I'm such a dork the Catholic boy... oh well [Link]
FLYGUY Senior Member Good Night and Good Hockey 1355 Posts 7/05	Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 10:32PM cvarmecky wrote: teagan! I must say what huge fan I am of your work... I've been watching new ever since you did your first anal for "up your ass 22" ... I believe you came to my hometown Harrisburg Pennsylvania a year and a half ago... unfortunately I didn't find out about your appearance until after you came... I was devastated LOL... is there any chance you'll be coming back to the adult world in Harrisburg Pennsylvania anytime soon? granted it's not the most exciting place in the world, but a store signing here with you would certainly brighten up the atmosphere... well for me at least LOL... well keep doing what you're doing... btw you and your family are in my prayers considering you've been affected by those wildfires and all... I'm such a dork the Catholic boy... oh well Click to expand Add the Montgomeryville PA Adult World or the Collegeville PA Adult World to that list also..PA/Philly loves Teagan. [Link]
valo Senior Member 1854 Posts 9/07	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 12:02AM hey Teagan Your scene in "Filth Cums First 2" looks absolutely amazing. Keep up the good work. Edited by - valo on 10/31/2007 12:22:06 AM Edited by - valo on 10/31/2007 12:23:13 AM [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 1:51AM valo wrote: hey Teagan Your scene in "Filth Cums First 2" looks absolutely amazing. Keep up the good work. Edited by - valo on 10/31/2007 12:22:06 AM Edited by - valo on 10/31/2007 12:23:13 AM Click to expand Valo - Thank you very much!!! I'll be continuing to try my best. xox WWW.CLUBTEAGAN.COM Teagan [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 4:05AM I feel like dancing!!! I just heard on of the best porn related news EVER!!!! I can't talk about it now, but I just feel like dancin'! [Link]

TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 4:12AM ArinsystmaticX wrote: I feel like dancing!!! I just heard on of the best porn related news EVER!!!! I can't talk about it now, but I just feel like dancin'! Click to expand It's okay Arin, you can spill the beans... I've posted about it on the description of my Yahoo group. That's all I've gotten to tonight w/ updating. I'll post more info tomorrow about everything I'm just so exhausted already & I need to get some sleep... Talk to you guys soon!!! For those of you who have "myspace". I just posted some new pictures up from my new movie, "MY FIRST PORN #9). They look really great. So make sure you check them out. xox Teagan . . . . . [Link]
noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 7:10AM Great news Teagan!! Thus begets the Teagan Empire. [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 9:17AM Great new avatar as well there Teagan. [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 11:44AM Teagan thanks for the details on your trip to North Carolina.I have already checked out the pics over on myspace and commented on your new haircut pic.I'm so hoping you did not forget to get me a poster.I'm hoping you get the time to send the signed pic and hopefully the poster to me as i'm like a kid and can't wait! Hope you was able to get some good rest and a good night of sleep Teagan. [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 11:47AM Ok will do Well what all us fans have been hoping for, has finally happened and Teagan is no longer under an EXCLUSIVE contract with Digital Playground! Almost everyone that loved Teagan always felt that DP and their directors weren't doing justice to Teagan, and they never did enough to promote her. Teagan knows her potential and she knows what she has to do to realize it. Teagan plans on starting her own company and direct as well as perform, which will give her total control over the product and freedom to do whatever she wants in it....which us fans will absolutely LOVE! Nomore bad direction and camera angles screwing up Teags scenes! This is what she posted in her Yahoo group this morning after I was finally able to asleep from all the excitement lol. They were the best company out there that I knew of at the point in the time. Recently, I've decided to amicably break apart from "Digital Playground" & start my own company & focus my efforts on the many plans I already have & bring them to life, not to mention put 150% into my sites. I'm so excited & I couldn't be happier. I had a great 3 years with "Digital Playground" & we have mutually agreed to continually work together at their request for promotion, movies, etc. in the future. I'll always be a "Digital Playground" contract girl. It's just time for this contract girl to move up in the ranking creatively. GOOD LUCK TEAGAN!!! and Tyler. You got my full support and I am pretty sure all your old gonzo as well as new fans will fully support and love your decision. This has GOT to be one of the biggest porn related news in recent memory. Teagan is free bitches! Edited by - ArinsystmaticX on 10/31/2007 11:58:41 AM [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 11:53AM WOW Teagan that is big news! I'm happy for you and wish you all the best! I'm happy to hear that you will still at times work for DP and that you and them remain on good solid terms.But i am so looking forward to your movies with you as the director and seeing your vision. Now i wonder who DP will sign to fill the void of Teagan leaving? [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 12:02PM Speak for yourself Arin, you don't speak for me or most gonzo fans. I wish Teagan all the best in whatever she does but I think she became a much better performer while working for Digital Playground from the scenes I've been able to watch and hope this great work ethic continues in her new company. It's exciting to try new things for sure and I do hope this new chapter goes well for her. Edited by - bono-ONE on 10/31/2007 12:05:15 PM [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 12:13PM We all know your views on Teagan's movies with DP Bono, you were one of very FEW people who thought Teagan's movies were better with DP. However, on ADT as well as many other porn forums, tons and tons of people have always had problems with the way DP directors filmed Teagan and promoted her. It's very well documented, and Teagan does read it all....she's pretty damn internet-friendly. She'll still work for DP sometimes, so everyone will be happy. I personally think Digital Playground made a big mistake letting go of their best girl, but it's great for us fans. Teagan starting her own company and directing is big, you gotta admit it. Let's hope she can turn it into a hugely successful venture like Belladonna. She has the potential and the fanbase to do it! This is about Teagan and her big move, nothing and no one else. Edited by - ArinsystmaticX on 10/31/2007 12:35:32 PM [Link]
satchman23 Studios - do not send screeners to this person. 1906 Posts 12/06	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 12:38PM Teagan i have a question for you...With this news what does this do for you being in Pirates 2? Please please tell me your going to be in Pirates 2. I'm so hoping something can and will be worked out to have you in this movie! [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 12:51PM What I'm focusing on is my own business agenda right now. There's so many things I want to do (ie-my website, photo shoots, vod). I wanted to clarify as of right now I'll be directing VOD scenes for my website. So you guys will get a taste of my dirty fun alot sooner than if I were to direct a whole movie, have it duplicated & edited & so forth. Bascially, It all comes down to "Digital Playground" obviously has their own business agenda, They are a company of course they would. It was time for me to sit down & think about my own agenda & what I want. Then see if they are on the same tracks. Unfortunately, at this point in time they aren't on the same tracks & that's completely fine & I respect that & have no hurt feelings. But come one let's be honest here. This business is about YOUTH!! I'm 22 right now, I was resigned w/ Digital Playground until 2010. If I had stayed with them & just still remained just a "Contract Girl" for a total term of 6 years & then I'm 28 years old. (Come one that's almost the expiration for most girls in the business) And I don't want to come to the end of my youth & good looks & be asking myself "what if" or "I wish I would've tried this". I mean as much as I LOVE Digital Playground. I can't stay at a job where I have no where to go at this point in time (As I'm sure any person who as ambition & goals for themselves. Who would want to always just manage a "Mcdonalds" all their life & never be able to challenge themselves??) Just because I love the people that I work with & that I don't want to hurt them or that I want to make them happy. But at the end of the day this is about business as much as I love them, I have children, I need to do what's best for me & my family!!! I hope I could clarify more for you guys!!! I just figured I should put the story out there before people start coming to their own conclusions. I was just so tired last night..that I couldn't muster up the energy to post all of info so that's why I referred you to the Yahoo group for those of you who were just dying to know the news that I was talking about... xox Teagan Edited by - TeaganPresley on 10/31/2007 12:55:33 PM [Link]

bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8570 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 1:26PM Totally cool Teagan and again best of luck, I've been a longtime fan and will certainly follow your work wherever that takes you. Thanks for the added details. [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 1:41PM Check you out, Miss Businesswoman . You make a lot of sense, and I totally agree. I think you have the right idea too, Web stuff and VOD is where people are still making money so long as they spend the time. Back that up with movies to come, and you should do more then just fine. [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 1:58PM ArinsystmaticX wrote: Check you out, Miss Businesswoman . You make a lot of sense, and I totally agree. I think you have the right idea too, Web stuff and VOD is where people are still making money so long as they spend the time. Back that up with movies to come, and you should do more then just fine. Click to expand HEY ARIN!!! - I love your avatar!! xox Teagan WWW.CLUBTEAGAN.COM [Link]
ArinsystmaticX Deactivated User 1968 Posts 12/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 2:06PM You and me both. Look at how fine that girl is....I hear she has one of the most beautiful asses and smiles in the world. [Link]
popdog Member 865 Posts 5/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 2:40PM I'd love to see you build a Teagan based empire, similar to what Belladonna and her husband have done. It will be great to see what really turns Teagan on, and what perverted things you like to do when you have total control. Edited by - popdog on 10/31/2007 2:44:17 PM [Link]
rogrtipe RogReviews.com 1103 Posts 11/99	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 3:40PM Congratulations Teagan and good luck. I guess a new interview is definitely in order now yeah? Don't be a stranger. Rog Reviews [Link]
bipp Deactivated User 336 Posts 2/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 4:36PM Teagan, will you still work exclusively with just Tyler? [Link]
noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 4:51PM I'm still hoping to get that Teagan/McKenzie Lee photoshoot into my portfolio sometime! [Link]
Patrick Senior Member Saori Hara 1280 Posts 10/05	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 7:00PM TeaganPresley wrote: HEY ARIN!!! - I love your avatar!! Click to expand Well I can see that the pics I posted in the yahoo group have become quite popular. My new avatar is a pic I haven't posted yet so neither Arin or Teagan have it [Link]
cvarmecky Deactivated User 46 Posts 7/07	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 9:58PM teagan I must ask what was it like having your firs anal scence with Mr. Marcus? [Link]
monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03	Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 10:51PM And, considering all of the hot wildfire action in SoCal lately, how are your nipples doing? [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 12:32AM Patrick wrote: TeaganPresley wrote: HEY ARIN!!! - I love your avatar!! Click to expand Well I can see that the pics I posted in the yahoo group have become quite popular. My new avatar is a pic I haven't posted yet so neither Arin or Teagan have it Click to expand No fair Patrick!!!... xox Teagan [Link]
matchmaker Senior Member 24909 Posts 4/05	Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 12:35AM Teagan, your avatar picture looks really good. By the way, I'm not just saying that because you're showing your boobs (but it helps though ). [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 1:23AM matchmaker wrote: Teagan, your avatar picture looks really good. By the way, I'm not just saying that because you're showing your boobs (but it helps though ). Click to expand Never fails...haha...lol xox Teagan [Link]
TeaganPresley Senior Member 1009 Posts 3/04	Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 1:28AM satchman23 wrote: Teagan thanks for the details on your trip to North Carolina.I have already checked out the pics over on myspace and commented on your new haircut pic.I'm so hoping you did not forget to get me a poster.I'm hoping you get the time to send the signed pic and hopefully the poster to me as i'm like a kid and can't wait! Hope you was able to get some good rest and a good night of sleep Teagan. Click to expand Actually Satchman Please don't be mad at me... I left the poster at the hotel computer when I was North Carolina. I had the "front desk" agent hold it for me, but then I never went up to the desk. I was so pissed because I realized it in the limo on the way to the airport. If I can arrange it for a website content exchange w/ Shay will you settle for an exclusive signed photo w/ a personalized message??? I already asked her if she wanted to shoot content together for our websites. She's such a sweet chick...I loved hanging out with her. There aren't alot of people that I can tolerate on trips like that & I had a TON of fun with her!!! I'M SOOOOOO SORRY!!! ..... xox Teagan [Link]
below_me Member An entire generation of men spoiled by a few kinky pornstars. You know who you are!! 654 Posts 9/07	Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 1:39AM Guys check out Teagan's blog on anal. Man Teagan sounds like you could write a whole book on the subject [Link]