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DreamWeaver
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288 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 2:53AM
Director Sal Genoa at Diabolic has a new title out called Teens With Tits. I don't place any importance on titles, but does anyone else find this title lame?

Perhaps a title along the lines of "Teens With Big Tits" or "Teens With Perky Tits" ....But "Teens With Tits"? blah! ...Diabolic should have polled ADT for title suggestions.

RedLightMisfit
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103 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 3:03AM
Very bland name indeed. It's almost like "Guys with Cocks".
AlexPanzer
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1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 3:17AM
Yeah, its lame. I like the name Small Teens with Big Tits
Wally
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1821 Posts
8/01
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 3:59AM
Teens have tits???
GaySatyr
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Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 4:18AM
Is he perhaps trying to imply that the teens are very young? ~ GS
 
RedLightMisfit
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103 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 4:19AM
Now a days, they do.
Linus TR fan
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318 Posts
11/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 5:49AM
Yeah that one should go to the top of the "dorkorama" pile. There are so many other horribly titled lines, though that one more won't break the system. It's more stupid than anything. I'm kinda thinking what GS said, maybe thier ultra young, and the title is just poor choice of words to get that across.

"Guys with cocks" LOL

nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 5:57AM
I hate to hear people bash one of my favorite companies, but I must admit they seem to have lost their touch. It's sad really. Why didn't Chico Wang run that shit by us? We're more than amicable around here.
Ramsey
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Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 8:02AM
What's in a title? As long as the movie is good, right?
Bill All-Star Supporter
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5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 8:31AM
If you look at the cast of this one: Brianna Blaze, Nautica Binz (sic, from the Diabolic website), Lani Kaluha, Missy Monroe, Jessica Sweet, Britney Madison and Luci Thai, calling this title something like "Teens With Big Tits" or "Teens With Perky Tits" wouldn't be accurate.

Other than a couple of girls in this title, it consists of "Teens With Pretty Good Tits". That's even worse than what they came up with.

I think that they need to improve the cast before the improve the title.

DP Jones
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511 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 10:54AM
Lani Kaluha?Hell yeah I'll be checking this one out!

Silly title,but then again it is a new era for Ana/Dia(they're two separate companies ya know}.So they are going to try new things,I'm all for it.Especially if it means shit will be coming out on something of a regular basis,like every few weeks.As much as I like RedlightDistrict covering almost every fetish,competition is good.

And who knows?Maybe someday their website will have boxcovers of upcoming titles like they used to!

Update:Ooooh SHIT!Good cast for this one!Missy Monroe,Lucy,Brianna Blaze,and a 4 way with Nautica Binx and Lani!I'm hoping for Lani DP,but it definitely looks like Nautica finally gets one,so I won't be too disappointed.Looking forward to this one.

Now...about those camera angles...............

Edited by - DP Jones on 1/18/2004 11:23:06 AM

Myload
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A rose is what you are to me
2069 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 12:11PM
"Hooterteens" would have been a better title.
-Kelly-
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2517 Posts
5/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 1:15PM
Hey, how's it going,

I don't really care about the title. Brianna looks hot on the cover and Lani, Missy, and Lucy are favorites of mine too. However, something that nobody else seems to have noticed is that Diabolic isn't the only one who latched onto this highly unoriginal title.

Check out the website of Exquiste Productions:
http://www.expxxx.com/new.htm

Specifically, look at the title from Venom Pictures due out on February 18: "Teens with Tits."

Interesting.

Kelly

PS...I am kind of annoyed when companies have a good line and change the title for no good reason. For instance, RedLight has a new tape coming out named "Vouyer Vision" that is for all intents and purposes just "Raincoater's Point of View #4." Well, with this one I think Diabolic would do well to just change the title for the second volume.

Edited by - tscfan317 on 1/18/2004 3:07:01 PM

skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 1:55PM
Well, Missy and Britney have better than "pretty good" tits. And even if they aren't whoppers, Lucy Thai's certainly feel real damn good, as I learned in Vegas. But, yeah, it's an underwhelming title. Maybe "Teens with Moderately Sizable to Vague Large Spring-Loaded Bouncy Sweater Puppies in Heat."
The Pervert
Member

27 Posts
5/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 2:07PM
Now, "Chicks and No Tits" would have been something different.

The Pervert

 
RedLightMisfit
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103 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 3:07PM
It's all about the title.

The Godfather movies wouldn't have been as good had they been titled "Little Friends".

monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 4:44PM
"Nubs"
bigdick
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777 Posts
12/01
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 6:43PM
Stupid title, stupid, stupid title. It could be teen boys with tits too!!!!Weird. Look at the back of the box and all you see is chicks with dicks up their butts. Even if it's just another buttfuck movie the title should somehow reflect it cause "everyone" looking to rent a anal video is just going to pass it over. Now! If only those illiterates would do something about getting the names of the stars on the boxes match correctly. But what do you expect when you type with on hand while yanking your tool.

Edited by - bigdick on 1/18/2004 6:44:11 PM

Bill All-Star Supporter
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5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 7:53PM
Britney was one of the "couple" to whom I was referring in the part of my post that you edited out in your reply
.

The other was Brianna Blaze (not huge, but real nice). I'm sticking with my opinion of Missy's being "pretty good". Pretty good isn't bad. But pretty good doesn't get any awards either.

Chico Wang
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775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 18 2004 : 9:00PM
I really doubt I'd ever run a title of a video through AdultDVDTalk or XXXPorntalk or Lukeford, etc. Especially if it's not my movie. Certain things should be kept quiet until the box comes out. You sometimes have to lead rather than follow.

That being said, whether Teens with Tits is a great title or a mediocre title isn't important. What's important is that this was Sal Genoa's signature line and you can see through the scenes that an A-class effort was made to ensure quality.

Chico

the french tickler
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Deep in the heart of man
154 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 12:11AM
Stop bitching and moaning about the title and tell me if its any good, are the women hot, do they inmdeed ahve bit tits, do they fuck like nymphos trying to save their skins with the mob. Enlighten me?!!!
-Kelly-
Senior Member

2517 Posts
5/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 12:52AM
Hey, how's it going,

"Teens with Tits"-
It was all right.

Are you enlightened now?

Okay. I'll elaborate.

Brittney Madison: I did not find this girl attractive when I first saw her in "Young Ripe Mellons 3." Now, later on in her career and after her ass has been double analed out I still don't find her attractive. Regarldess, the scene starts with her running toward the camera in slow motion. Her breasts bounce but so do other parts of her anatomy. She does get titty fucked and does all sorts of anal. Ranking it merely on the amount of anal and dp, it would be high. And if you are a fan of her's you will probably like it. Regardless of what I think of her physically, I can't deny that she is one nasty performer.

Luci Thai: Conversley, I am blown away by the beauty of Lucy but various other AdultDVDTalk have not shared my view. This girl does not run into the camera though, starting out sitting on a couch instead for brief interview. She has great natural 34B breasts. AdultDVDTalk favorite Tony T and Scott Lyons are her meat puppets. There is some titty fucking and a rather unfortunate double vag. All parties involved enjoyed the double vag but I really hate the growin dv ocurrences, seeing it as usually being a substitute in a scene for a girl who was not ready for anal. Can't really see how it can be pleasurable for the girl. (If I am wrong, please feel free to correct me. I'd be interested to know.) She gets a good double facial.

Brianna Blaze: Possessing 34C breasts and a face that doesn't seem it could ever look bad, Brianna has apparently retired. We'll see how long it lasts this time around. Regardless, with her looks she deserves to grace the cover and her performance is not a let-down. No anal though or any titty fucking I can think of. She too does a double vag I could only cringe through. The big double facial is a nice finish.

Jessica Sweet: Look at this girl from the neck-down and you could swear you were looking at Cherry Mirage, Jessica possessing the same sized breasts, same color of skin, sam body type, and same love for anal sex as that former favorite of mine. Looking at her from head to toe, she looks kind of like former fetish star/brief hardcore star Charisma Lords. Jessica begins the scene like Brittney did, running into the camera in slow-motion. There is something a bit offsetting about her though, as her playful personality really makes it unclear how much acting is going on during the acutal scene. As I recall, the lighting here is a bit darker and the camerawork not as good as the other scenes. Regardless, she does anal in several positions and ends by trying to swallow John Strong's load.

I'll be honest. This is where I stopped watching. Missy Monroe's scene was up next and then Nautica Binx and Lani Kaluha. I flipped through Missy's and it looked decent, containing yet another double vaginal though she never seemed to squirt as she usually does in every single one of her scenes. And Nautica did anal and dp with Lani going th safer route of fluffing and getting vaginal herself. Nice cum-swapping finish.

Considering that I only closely watched 4 of the 6 scenes, the title reminded me quite a bit of the old Vince Vouyer/Jon Dough "Nice Rack" installments. This is due to the touches of the girls running into the camera, though only used twice, and just the general visual look of the film. Those old ones were not consistent knock-out tapes. If they had the right girls they were great ("Nice Rack 6"). If not they were not ("Nice Rack 5"). For me, "Teens" was not a knockout. It's a good start for a series though. But then again I really don't understand this spike in double vaginal scenes and even when TSC did one in "Balls Deep 2" (her only one in her career) I didn't find it hot. If you are opposite me and love double vaginal scenes then this is the tape for you, with 3 out of the 6 girls doing it. And these girls do, indeed, have nice tits, though I was not enamored with the chests of Nautica Binx or Brittney Madison.


Kelly

Edited by - tscfan317 on 3/7/2004 12:56:42 AM

the french tickler
Member

Deep in the heart of man
154 Posts
8/02
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:22AM
Double vaginal is only enjoyed by repressed homosexuals I find it not in the least bit appealing, seeing some guy salp dicks with another guy is just plain dirty and I reasoned that only the girls want to see it. I would much rather see a girl being fisted then double vag or double anal since it just looks painfull or uncomfortable or an emormous lack of talent and imagination on the directors part. Seriously when was the last time you saw a DV DA scene that didn't look like it was just filler. I would love to know
DP Jones
Member

511 Posts
10/03
Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 1:34AM
Damn those repressed homosexuals mucking up my porn!

I once rubbed dicks with another guy when I was younger,we weren't gay by any means,we were simply comic book geeks who wanted to fulfill our mutual fantasy of DP'ing the Fantastic Four's Invisible Woman.




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