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Keebler Elf
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3/05
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 11:29AM
Just finished watching one of Tera's new movies with her tattooed bf. All I have to say is "GROSS!". I felt like I needed to take a shower afterwards.

Note to porn producers: heavily tattooed, gangbanger-like convicts do not a good porno make...

It's the equivalent of putting a DaVinci painting on display in the slums of Mexico City. No thanks.

Tera needs to drop that lowlife before what's left of her career goes down the toilet...

-Kelly-
Senior Member

2517 Posts
5/03
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 11:36AM
The man you are referring to is of course Evan Seinfeld, aka Spyder Jones. He is her husband. Non-porn fans would know him as a member of the band Biohazard and/or as a cast member on Tom Fontana's now ended HBO series Oz . Personally, I haven't seen any of Tera's new stuff and I won't either as she's another example of a girl getting implants and instantly losing my attention. However, the double whammy here is that I think I would be somewhat weirded out by seeing Evan fucking on film considering I was a bg Oz fan.

Edited by - tscfan317 on 4/8/2005 11:38:10 AM

skronker
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 11:49AM
I never really got the whole Tera thing. But I don't get half of these girls who achieve semi-mega-pseudo-stardom. Actually, the whole deal is so completely fraudulent and dumb. Jenna, I get -- but this sort of manufacturing fake "stars" who do porn films -- well, I guess it's no different than Britney Spears, except porn stars can actually do what they're paid for.
-Kelly-
Senior Member

2517 Posts
5/03
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 12:17PM
"I never really got the whole Tera thing."

Honestly, I didn't either until I rented Tera Patrick..AKA Filthy Whore 1. There, I really found her to be gorgeous and like a light bulb over my head I finally got it. That said, in no scene I've seen since did she really go off the charts performance wise. I remember Den mentioning in one of her reviews that Tera had said herself that she considered herself a lousy lay. So, the actual sex in her stuff wasn't all that great plus those Digital Playground films were just way too pretentious for their own good. She's a girl who achieved her fame because of her looks not because of the quality of her films or individual work.

Then again, look at my freakin' name. Before the surgery, neck-down Tera very closely resembled Taylor so I'm biased. It's a shame that she got implants. Her breasts were fucking amazing.

Edited by - tscfan317 on 4/8/2005 12:18:14 PM

Dragon Novelties
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11/04
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 12:30PM
That's where I recoginize that dude from!!!

It has been buggin me since I first saw him with TP.

Thanks TSCfan...

 
PL
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10/03
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 12:44PM
What turned me on to Tera was her great personality. I never even heard of her until I met her - Ok well I did see her in a Penthouse once...

Regardless, I dug her until she felt the need to butcher her (already great) boobs and then turn on everyone. As for Even, well lets say he's not on my OK list - never was.

JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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1944 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 1:11PM
Not sure I totally agree. I mean, yeah, I see Ter 's boobjob as totally unnecessary...she had flawless breasts to begin with. However, I don't think her boobjob was that terrible a job.

That being said, I still find her one of the most attractive women in porn in a long time. While I can see Jenna 's popularity and do find her beautiful, Tera is more "my type." Regarding her performances, sexually: things have definitely calmed down and are much more vanilla now that she is only working with Evan . However, her earlier scenes do show some real fire.

just tell me you wouldn't do her...

"Corruptio optimi pessima..."

LSBReviews
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 1:15PM
See now I do get the whole Tera thing. I think she's one of the sexiest, most beautiful women on the planet. Plus from listening to her it's obvious she's also a very articulate and intelligent woman. I'm so sorry though that Tera is with Vivid, and that she, and Jenna, only do b/g scenes with their husbands.

Lenny

Bandit One
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No Place That Far
612 Posts
9/02
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 6:46PM
IMO Tera Patrick was one of the sexiest, most beautiful women on the planet- and definitely, and comfortably, in the top ten of most gorgeous women to have ever graced adult films. Now, she's become something...different.
squirtfan1
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Flower
435 Posts
8/04
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 6:54PM
Tattoos don't bother me. Her boob job is what bothered me. She messed with her already perfect breasts. She could be a supermodel if she wanted to her looks.
canadianjersey
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Vancouver, BC, CANADA!
991 Posts
2/04
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 7:02PM
I like her breasts..... either way ...I'm a breast-man Dont matter to me what u got as long as u got!
VincentVanGauge
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12/04
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 7:03PM
Tera really has a really beautiful face, and I really love really beautiful faces. Really! But boob jobs are one of the most unnecessary things among unnecessary things. When a girl got a necessary boob job that means she had breast cancer before. So much for the necesslessness of boob jobs.
calbucfan1
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3/05
Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 8:44PM
I was never really a fan of Tera Patrick. But even though I am not a fan I can't say she is not hot but I found her scenes to be boring.
Malachi Ecks
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Los Angeles
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 9:09PM
To each his own. I disagree.
melissalauren
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 9:54PM
me too.
 
Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 10:00PM
I just love it when people think that they have been elected to serve as "speaker" for all of the viewers of porn. I don't particularly like watching people who look like prison inmates in porn films either. But that doesn't mean that everyone elso doesn't like it too.
squirtfan1
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Flower
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Posted - Apr 8 2005 : 10:08PM
I thought the Keebler Elf was the speaker for the elf community. Where is Papa Smurf when you need him?
Keebler Elf
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235 Posts
3/05
Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 12:50AM
Hey, whatever dude. Simple fact is the majority of porn fans don't like it; otherwise there'd be a whole line of gangbanger-wannabes-fucking-pretty-chicks porno. I said that such a video does not make good porn. And it doesn't, b/c there is a very limited audience for it ("Heh honey, wanna watch some porn tonight? Oh, it's from Vivid so you know it's gunna be couples-oriented. Oh, the tattoed convict-guy? Uhhh...". So I stand by my statement.

You can argue against it all you want, but it's the truth...

Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 12:59AM
What makes you the expert on what "the majority of porn fans" like and dislike?

The simple fact is that porn companies hire guys with big dicks who can get and maintain hard-ons. If there were more biker types who met this criteria and applied for the job, there's be more of them in porno.

Tera's husband is far from the first guy with a lot of tattoos on his body and he'll be far from the last.

otik
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223 Posts
1/05
Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 3:02AM
yeah, tattoos gotta go for all performers.
Lee O
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 3:21AM
Evan's got you in a headlock right now , doesn't he ? Give him a noogie from me Mr Patrick !

One or two tattoos can be sexy as hell , but the all over body effect looks like you're trying to hide behind an inky cloak . And this isn't just my opinion , it's been scientifically proven by Oprah !

croy
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3/04
Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 3:40AM
I watch for the women. I may not be in the majority, but that is me.
If the women absolutely refuse to work with a guy, I think he would be out. Hell, he wouldn't even get in if that were the case. Getting into the buisness is much harder for men than women.
escrow
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87 Posts
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 3:40AM
dumb ass thread. who cares what the dudes look like. long as they are not Ron Jeremy it is the last thing on my mind.
JAGnLA All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 5:22AM
I'm not a fan of it anyway...but it doesn't bother me enough to ruin a good scene. Y'see, for alot of porn fans its all about the girls and the sex!

Either way and with no malice intended, your "truth" doesn't necessarily make it everybody's "truth." I think that is the point others are trying to make.

juha
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3/05
Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 5:45AM
I had been a Tera fan. She didn’t loose my attention because of moving to Vivid and only doing girl/hubby. She lost my attention because she transformed her looks from gorgeous goddess to typical pornstarlet. She lost too much weight, had a boob job, had a nose job.

And I’m pretty sure she moved too fast from contract girl to producing her own stuff.
She was once named the second big name beside Jenna. But the difference is that Jenna built up her name over the years more constantly while Tera became an instant star with her Virtual Sex DVD.

 
HarryWild
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2/05
Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 8:07AM
Ditto That!!
It takes away from the beauty(physical) of the person(actor - especially the actress)! Just throws a monkey wrench into any scene and colors it into something trash is my personal opinion. So there!
Walter Burns
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 9:32AM
Doesn't this describe 90% or so of the porn that is out there?





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dandaman
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Posted - Apr 9 2005 : 11:48PM
Pete Zaface
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Posted - Apr 10 2005 : 12:46PM
To return to the thread topic:

I recently picked up the two Up n Cummers videos that Tera is in, along with both volumes of "aka Filthy Whore." If you're a facial fan, I can't particularly recomend the latter two discs, as there's only one facial between them, as I recall.

But Tera really smokes in bith Up n Cummers vids, even if its with Randy West. In one, she blows Randy in the shower, then retires to the bed, where she dons some incredibly sexy black hose, then waits on Randy to join her. The cumshot winds up on her face as Randy strokes himself while Tera teabags him.

The other one is just as good, IMHO, though I can't provide a blow-by-blow (ahem) recap.

In both, Tera demonstrates excellent cock-sucking skills with lots of eye contact that communicates (real or not) a genuine desire to please. As for her self-deprecating comment about being a lousy lay, she obviously hasn't seen any performances by Chasey Laine or a lot of Vivid girls. I think she was gorgeous, sexy and enthusiastic.

Like another poster, however, I completely lost interest in Tera when she got the boob job. She was pretty damn near perfect to start with, and I don't see how a boob job could have done anything except fuck that near-perfection up.

DeeDee
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10/04
Posted - Apr 15 2005 : 12:08AM
Yup, Tera had it all, but she's gone from outstanding to average...
Danielle
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Posted - Apr 15 2005 : 2:39PM
I'm gonna agree with the majority on here.
Pre-boobjob Tera was gorgeous, had a 'classy' face that no one else in the industry ever had and the perfect body to go with it. She ought to have gone on to surpass Jenna over time, even if her performances were relatively dry.

Then the boobjob and the related porn-ization. Too heavy make up, whorish look, and suddenly the 'look' that made her unique was gone. Now she's just another starlet to me, and I don't bother with her movies at all.

But the Tera of yore....well she was my #2 after Sylvia. Too bad one can't turn back the clock.

secluded Observer
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Posted - Apr 15 2005 : 6:04PM
Any comments from her about her new agency?
cursive
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Posted - Apr 15 2005 : 7:27PM
You should read what Tera had to say about her new ta-ta's here . Her response is five questions down.

And, yes, I do miss the Tera of yesteryear. Funny, before the boob job (and nose job, too?), she was the hottest thing in the biz and her boy/girl scenes were at least enjoyable to watch, but only because she didn't do guys like the one she's confined to now. Now with a boob job and a Vivid contract, now we're going "eh..." and "why?"

secluded Observer
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Posted - Apr 16 2005 : 1:42PM
Tera Patrick Agency
Bill All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 16 2005 : 4:38PM
Talk about a delusional...
 
beefstrokinoff
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Posted - Apr 16 2005 : 8:57PM
I think she might have meant that nobody who hadn't seen her tits before would know. They do look pretty natural for implants, except for the huge size, but I still think most people would guess that she had implants.
-Kelly-
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5/03
Posted - Apr 17 2005 : 4:03PM
Danielle said:
"Then the boobjob and the related porn-ization. Too heavy make up, whorish look, and suddenly the 'look' that made her unique was gone. Now she's just another starlet to me, and I don't bother with her movies at all"

I completely agree.

Having seen what happened to Scotti Andrews and Christy Canyon's chests when they lost weight, I can understand why Tera got the implants. However, I look at her chest now and it just looks like a mockery of the perfection that used to be there.

ChefJeff
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CA
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7/04
Posted - Apr 17 2005 : 4:37PM
I like Tera's boobs. I like all boobs though hehe.

If you are wondering how she got so big in the business, it's the simple fact that Digital Playground does real heavy publicity on their contract girls.

Tera's early stuff was good, but later, she did become just too "polished" or "fake". Most of us here like porn for the good, hard fucking. And we like girls that really love the sex. Tera, while it may or may not be true, just comes across like a performer that's going through the motions.

It's the same difference as the early Jenna and the recent Jenna. Their appearance become too "produced" and don't seem genuine enough.

I like Jenna's boobs too.

You want 'em? We've got 'em! WeveGotGirls.com

secluded Observer
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Posted - May 19 2005 : 4:59PM
Any info? Any press release that I might have overlooked?
secluded Observer
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 6:10AM
For the records:

" While on the road, Patrick continually sees the potential of her burgeoning agency (terapatrickagency.com).

“I have beautiful girls approaching me all the time,” she said. Many of them tell Patrick how they thought porn was so “dirty” until they met her. She wants to create an upscale, boutique image for her agency and guide girls’ careers using what she has learned.

“I’ll book them good jobs and treat them like the stars that they are, so they feel comfortable and feel proud to be in the business,” Patrick continued. “I made a few mistakes, and I want to help girls avoid the pitfalls and avoid the bad production companies, drugs, and all that stuff.

“The business is so open to different types of women. I want girls to make the business actually work for them and help them make some money. … I’ve grown so much as a person and as a woman. I learned a lot and I love what I do. I feel extremely lucky to be here.”

Seinfeld said the two have been observing the agency landscape and believe there is room for their own brand of management.

“We think {LA Direct Models} does really amazing things for the business. We see Jim South {at World Modeling} hanging in there doing their thing. Look for Tera’s agency to be more of a management agency,” he said. “With my music and acting background, we’re trying to create something closer to what The Firm does, but for the adult business.”

As Patrick’s agency and production company progress, she may even sign a few exclusive Teravision girls.

“A lot of people ask me, ‘Are you going to sign any contract girls?’” Patrick said. “In a year or two as I segue out of the business. Opening an agency was a really big step for me.” "

source: AVN

oatmeal
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 9:43AM
I generally agree with Keebler (keeper of the fudge stripe) but I'd say it in a less insulting way. Her husband has tattoos, that doesn't necessarily make him a lowlife.

I always thought Tera was attractive but would never consider her a favourite. Then I watched her in a web cam show with Carmen Luvana. Tera came across so sensual yet intelligent and articulate that I'm now a fan. If that illusion is real I'd say not all of her beauty is superficial.

Package deals (the star and her boyfriend/husband) always decrease the star's sales regardless of how attractive, hung or good a performer he is. It gets boring.

phatbasey
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 12:06PM
I will agree with the above statement...I cringe at the thought of every movie being with the same guy because it does get dull, after awhile wouldn't it be hard to tell/sell a story too? I would think so (if you are into features). At least it is is not as bad as the leap to ALL G/G but it still does not thrill me.

Edited by - phatbasey on 5/29/2005 12:07:02 PM

Rumpled Foreskin
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 2:59PM
LOL!
whoremonger
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 3:53PM
I happen to agree with Keebler Elf, there's nothing appealing about a walking cartoon.
Keebler Elf
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 3:57PM
Oh, I actually believe he's a lowlife wholeheartedly. Sniff around the adult industry and see what others happen to think and you'll probably start to think so too. The guy's a walking definition of a suitcase pimp...

How's Biohazard doing these days? Oh yeah, right...

Edited by - Keebler Elf on 5/29/2005 3:57:18 PM

whoremonger
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 3:58PM
DarkDTSes
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Posted - May 29 2005 : 9:42PM
I haven't seen many of her dvd's. The only 2 I have seen I own. Her Digital Playground dvd and Total Tera Patrick. So what's become of her performance I can't comment. But on those 2 titles I thought she was amazing. In TTP, she still had her home grown boobies and gave a performance that I thought was very "natural" and enthusiastic. Looked like she was actually enjoying getting fucked and "roughed up" (simulated choking, depriving her of O2 briefly, and spanking that gorgeous ass). One of my faves.

I think she has a small tat by one of her ankles. I'm not into tats at all (on porn chicks). Especially huge ones that grab your attention when you see the chick in action for the first time. Find it more than distracting. And I agree with one of the forum member's comment about "covering up a masterpiece". :)

But yeah...I agree with you about starlets being "over produced" and how most look like they are "going through the motions" waiting to get paid. That's all too obvious in 98% of XXX today IMHO. An unfortunate fact of the biz. I'm now always looking for a hot looking porn chick, doesn't have implants and makes some effort to make us believe she's into her work...and, and...prefers her partners not use condoms, has a gorgeous full-bodied tan and does anal.

BTW...Tera and her hubby are working on her first anal flick. Looking forwards to see this one...

Just found out what character Tera's husband played on Oz. Sheeesh!! Why do hot chicks (well, porn chicks) end up with butt ugly tattoo covered "biker dudes"?? That I will never get. Janine Lindemulder was married to Jesse James briefly.

That being said...have they done any XXX together? Curious... :)

Got any suggestions? PM me :) My 2 cents...

Edited by - DarkDTSes on 5/29/2005 9:46:28 PM

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lou sapphire
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Posted - May 30 2005 : 2:14AM
Everyone's a critic....i haven't seen the movie your referring too. But if your so hung up on........that's something that you have to explore within yourself as to why it repulsed you so much. Sometimes i wonder if there's such a thing as good or bad. its more based on how you interpret it based on what your expectations are.
jamesn
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Posted - May 30 2005 : 2:49AM
tats have never made a person more attractive, they're kinda vestigially tribal too. excessive ink can ruin performers for me. they do have the advantage of working like barcodes to instantly identify ex-cons, peasants, and the shortsightedly-trendy.
lou sapphire
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Take the plan, spin it sideways.
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Posted - May 30 2005 : 3:00AM
Thats your projection...which comes from something pre conditioned.....and i say that with true respect

Edited by - lou sapphire on 5/30/2005 3:01:25 AM




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