I was listening just now and they had this guy (I think it was Chauncey Hayden if you listen to the show) on who said that since he was a kid he used to masturbate on his back, with the top side of his cock laying on his stomach and then he'd rub the bottom of it vigorously through his shirt. He said that recently he felt this big nodule on the bottom of it and he went to the bathroom and it looked like a golf ball was in there. He went to the doctor and they told him he had damaged one of the veins in his penis, that scar tissue had formed, and that he had to choose between two courses of action:

1. Have surgery, get back normal usage, and lose two inches.
2. Do nothing and lose all use of the thing forever.

Holy shit! I've been known to do the mattress grind thing myself but I never thought anything would become of it. Anybody else ever heard of this problem? And what decision would you make? Talk about Sophie's choice.

Regards,
The Philosopher

Edited by - nietzsche on Oct 27 2003