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lindi
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Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 12:28PM
Okay, do you want to have her panties, or the bed sheets (or his 'drawers') tested for the presence of semen?

semen testing

It's $99. For another $10, they will return the questionable object to you, unharmed. It can be done anonymously , and for a substantial additional fee, they can do DNA testing for you.

If you need to test an armchair, or a car, or something too large to ship, they can send a test kit with swabs to mail in.

So amusing!

Conveniently for you, there is no test for vaginal fluids.
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Edited by - lindi on Nov 16 2002

DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 12:33PM
Ahhhh! The wonders of forensic science.

DenverDon

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Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 1:13PM
That's just too wierd.
mookiemeister
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Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 9:44PM
Even if it turn out to be semen stain, how can you tell it's from someone else and not yourself? Does it do DNA test also?

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lindi
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Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 10:13PM
It's a lot of extra money for a DNA test.

However, if those were clean panties this morning, and you haven't made a visit to them....

Also, if the stain is in the back seat of your car...

Or if there's a spot on the sheets and you've been away for a week or a few months...

Really, it's a better deal to have a good relationship and know what's going on inside her head.

 
SQUIDMONKEY
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Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 5:53AM
I have mixed views on these test kits.

Although I understand that there are situations where you may be suspicious of your partner as she may be "working late" again or "having lunch with some female friends" again, and this would be one way of confronting this problem.

But I personally would feel really sneaky and for me I think I would be betraying the trust that I had built up with this woman. If I was suspicious, I would ask her straight out if she had been cheating on me. Yeah she could lying, but hey, I'll deal with that when the time comes.

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lindi
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Posted - Jun 23 2004 : 9:26PM
Gotta bump this one.

Coyote
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Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 1:33AM
Well it's good to know that if you ever wonder there is help!
licker
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Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 5:48AM
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic Lindi, but it seems to me if communication and trust has broken down to the point where you would feel the need for one of these tests, it's too late to save the relationship anyway.

Joey Starr
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Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 5:53AM
Wasn't this company started by Monica Lewinsky's mother?
lindi
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Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 3:20PM
Licker said:
I quite agree!
ObiBong
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Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 4:22PM
I doubt the potential consumers of this service are interested in saving the relationship. The point is more likely to use it as evidence in divorce court and such.
M.B.
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Posted - Jun 26 2004 : 3:08PM
This is funny . I bet it's a scam. Probably some panty sniffing pervert who came up with a way of getting girls used panties without having to steal them.
He's probably sniffing away and jerking off to them right now.

Edited by - M.B. on 6/26/2004 3:08:51 PM

Cygnus5
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Posted - Jun 26 2004 : 3:49PM
Well, we certainly live in interesting times.
lindi
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Posted - May 27 2005 : 11:14AM
 
licker
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Posted - May 27 2005 : 7:48PM
Seems to me a home HIV test kit would be far more useful.



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