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| lindi Senior Member  12345 3205 Posts 9/02 |  Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 12:28PMOkay, do you want to have her panties, or the bed sheets (or his 'drawers') tested for the presence of semen? It's $99. For another $10, they will return the questionable object to you, unharmed. It can be done anonymously , and for a substantial additional fee, they can do DNA testing for you. If you need to test an armchair, or a car, or something too large to ship, they can send a test kit with swabs to mail in. So amusing! Conveniently for you, there is no test for vaginal fluids. Edited by - lindi on Nov 16 2002 [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 12:33PM DenverDon [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 1:13PM [Link] |
| mookiemeister Super Cool Dude 181 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 9:44PM "There are three ways to get to the top of the ladder: talent, luck, or being an asshole by stepping on someone's head. Most people on the top of the ladder are neither talented nor lucky." - Unknown [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Nov 16 2002 : 10:13PM However, if those were clean panties this morning, and you haven't made a visit to them.... Also, if the stain is in the back seat of your car... Or if there's a spot on the sheets and you've been away for a week or a few months... Really, it's a better deal to have a good relationship and know what's going on inside her head. [Link] |
| SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Nov 18 2002 : 5:53AM Although I understand that there are situations where you may be suspicious of your partner as she may be "working late" again or "having lunch with some female friends" again, and this would be one way of confronting this problem. But I personally would feel really sneaky and for me I think I would be betraying the trust that I had built up with this woman. If I was suspicious, I would ask her straight out if she had been cheating on me. Yeah she could lying, but hey, I'll deal with that when the time comes. SQUID [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jun 23 2004 : 9:26PM [Link] |
| Coyote Member Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 1:33AM [Link] |
| licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 5:48AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 5:53AM [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 3:20PM [Link] |
| ObiBong Senior Member 1162 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Jun 24 2004 : 4:22PM [Link] |
| M.B. Senior Member 1679 Posts 2/01 | Posted - Jun 26 2004 : 3:08PM He's probably sniffing away and jerking off to them right now. Edited by - M.B. on 6/26/2004 3:08:51 PM [Link] |
| Cygnus5 Member 88 Posts 4/02 | Posted - Jun 26 2004 : 3:49PM [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - May 27 2005 : 11:14AM [Link] |
| licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 | Posted - May 27 2005 : 7:48PM [Link] |
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