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Jedi Porn
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Baltimore,MD
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9/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 12:42AM
I been hearing this talk about Kurt Lockwood getting beff with everybody at the AVN two weeks ago. Man if he conutine to have beff with ppeople then he won't last long in porn. Alteast I'm posting something different this time around.
jake malone
Member

530 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:10AM
What the hell is beff?
lou sapphire
Member

Take the plan, spin it sideways.
685 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:19AM
Beff? genetically modified Beef?
modano
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316 Posts
12/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:24AM
beef?
Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:27AM
Beff. The other red meat.
 
Eric381
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What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:59AM
Considering the mauled subject title, I'm assuming this fellow is a lil' bit foreign. :)

Boeuf maybe?

~E

Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 2:36AM
I don't see any beff. Where is it?

Chris73
Member

170 Posts
12/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 3:18AM
Between Wendy's buns.
matchmaker
Senior Member

24913 Posts
4/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 4:14AM
So THAT'S why Wendy has a smile on her face.

Edited by - matchmaker on 1/18/2006 4:16:03 AM

otik
Member

Mushroom Kingdom
223 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 5:34AM
is Jediporn a lil' frustrated now?
myadultgroups
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Los Angeles
755 Posts
10/04
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 6:21AM
The things that have been written about Kurt are very exaggerated.
AztecGold11
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514 Posts
8/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 8:55AM
Two words-Spell Check.
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 9:08AM
What the hell is Alteast? Is it a form of beff?
otik
Member

Mushroom Kingdom
223 Posts
1/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 10:04AM
It is toast with beff, a favorite among muscovites.
Bornyo
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803 Posts
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 10:26AM
 
Tom Choad
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Mug shot performance artist
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 10:54AM
pornsnickety
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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 10:59AM


Edited by - pornsnickety on 1/21/2006 7:59:24 AM

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

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Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 1:58PM
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
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10/05
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 2:14PM
Kurt Lockwood's got a nice body, a cute face, and some really sexy moves. I couldn't care less whether or not he's an asshole off-screen. He's classic beffcake.
barrettman
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In the sad town, cold iron hands clap the party of clowns outside .
251 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jan 18 2006 : 2:25PM
To anyone who cares my band, "Alteast Beff" will be playing at the " Cellar Door" in Upland, Ca. this weekend !

btw. we are a ' Captain Beffheart ' cover band,w/some originals mixed in.

peace.

Jedi Porn
Deactivated User

Baltimore,MD
92 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:05PM
Well that I met on about Kurt Lockwood having beef with some pornstar is that you don't get along with. Is he becoming the next TO of porn. Hey many people make mistake on spelling and everybody isn't perfect in this world. So just take it easy on me ok.

Edited by - Jedi Porn on 1/21/2006 10:12:41 PM

Bornyo
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12/04
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:18PM
OK
Eric381
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3/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:34PM
Jedi...it's not the spelling so much as the grammer. The upside is, at least you know the infamous tales of our resident load (here in Philly) ~ Terrell Owens.

Eric

Everett
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2088 Posts
6/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:46PM
Is there such a dish as 'beff strokanoff' ?
Eric381
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3/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 7:48PM
What about "strokanoff ya beff"? Hmmm...

Edited b/c I spelt it correctly :)

~E

Edited by - eric381 on 1/19/2006 8:28:28 PM
 
JEWEL (imposter)
Jewel De'Nyle

736 Posts
1/06
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 8:24PM
Isn't Beff from Back to the Future???
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
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10/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 8:45PM
@ Jewel.
devinnlane
Devinn Lane

429 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 8:45PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop it my side hurts. :0)

xoxo
Devinn

Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
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7/01
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 9:25PM
This thread brought to you by the letter "6"
juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 9:30PM
In German school "6" means "unsufficient".
Isn't that a bit too hard?
At least we understood what he meant.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 10:00PM
I gue6ss you'6re righ6t.

My ba6d.

picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 10:07PM
The thing I find frightening is that this may be a high school graduate, or even a lawyer.
Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 11:19PM
Or an AD6t revie6wer.
AztecGold11
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514 Posts
8/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 11:34PM
Jedi Porn
Save yourself some jokes-use the SPELL CHECK-it's the button on the far right.
de25ge
Member

yes I'm virilis
954 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jan 19 2006 : 11:34PM
I wonder why we don't get any of them in Story Time anymore?
but it didn't help me
 
myadultgroups
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Los Angeles
755 Posts
10/04
Posted - Jan 20 2006 : 11:06PM
I have seen the supposed Kurt Lockwood post on the AVN blog, but there's no way of knowing that it was him who truly wrote it. I am also aware that Kurt and Wankus have a long standing dislike of each other. Hopefully, in the future, they will be able to see eye to eye on things. I'm sure we can all think of two people who initially didn't like each other and then became the best of friends.
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 9:39AM
they could end up killing each other in a shootout. hey, it'd give porn news and press releases some new posts.
kierkegaard
Loose Cannon

185 Posts
8/05
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 10:01AM
The problem is Swami would probably post them, hence they wouldn't get any response.
Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 10:08AM
It's him. If you read the response from HoustonDon (yes, same one who used to post here- not to be confused w/ DenverDon), Lockwood is emailing him about that post. Also, I received an email from another ADT/AVN poster which says the same thing. I should have asked them to get permission and post those emails.

As to the last thing you said, Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev come to mind, but Reagan was working from a position of strength at all times and they never became close friends.

KSEXPJ_Wankus
KSEXRadio.com

192 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 4:00PM
The funny thing is, from day 1, I never had anything against this guy. I always thought he was a little bit of a primodonna and a little quirky but I was always nice to him and always gave him props cause he seemed always cool to me.

He claimed to be mad at me for doing an immitation of him on the air (which was harmless and funny and very good I might add) but the bottom line is, when chatter of me and Tyler {Faith} getting close started circulating, is when all of this aggression and hatred towards me started coming out.

When Tyler first started hanging out with me (even before we ever had anything intimate between each other}, he called her freaking out, telling her to stay away from me, etc., etc.

When it became full on public that we were together, he began his crusade of odd and hostile behavior towards me and while I used to ignore it, it's sometimes hard to now because it's so over the top.

Everytime I say to myself, "Okay, this guy rec'd enough attention from me, I'm done"...he does or says something else that is just too hard to resist poking a little fun at. Haven't heard from him since my last post on my blog so maybe he'll just go away now and we can all move on. Doubt it, but it would be nice.

[FYI: I have NEVER posted as Kurt or anyone else for that matter on the AVN Blogs. In fact, like XPT, I hardly even read them anymore because they have become a place that doesn't inspire good banter between porners and fans, moreso a place where unregistered morons can pretend they're back in grade school. When I post, I sign in. Like me or not, it should be pretty clear that I have no problems saying how I feel and taking the credit for it. Just listen to my radio show.]

Thanks for the props from many of you and I hope everyone has a nice weekend.

Wank

Eric381
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2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 4:49PM
Well that was mighty-right upstandin' of ya! :)

~E

Jedi Porn
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Baltimore,MD
92 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 10:10PM
My spelling and grammar isn't great, but it would be nice if you don't make fun of me on it ok. This guy won't last long in porn if he continue to buttheads with people.
Jedi Porn
Deactivated User

Baltimore,MD
92 Posts
9/05
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 10:11PM
Hey Devinn, that does it mean when you side hurts? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AztecGold11
Member

514 Posts
8/05
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 10:29PM
Jedi this is MUCH better!
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jan 21 2006 : 11:05PM
happy birthday wank, great pictures. now if you could just explain the Klan robe either your close friends or you thought was funny enough to own without saying anything about how you're friendly with black people or make fun of all cultures equally, including yours. hahahaha! almost as funny as the oven jokes you made about a jewish xpt poster harassing you in chat last year. saved it for posterity/future avatar.

picture's halfway down in the thread.

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 12:24AM
There is nothing wrong with KL that some sheep dip and six weeks in the GS Harem School couldn't fix.

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

Eric381
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2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 12:25AM
WOW, Kurt Lockwood in a Peter Pan costume smoking a bowl...I thought I was the one stoned seeing that photo, lol.

~E

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 12:32AM
See, that's the problem. The whole PP twinkle toes thing's just a little to fey. My Harem School will teach him to butch it up (and take it like a man).

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

KSEXPJ_Wankus
KSEXRadio.com

192 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 1:22AM
Just a friendly visit from the Amazing Racist (Lost Reality, National Lampoon, see the movie, you'll get it). Was a very fun night. No minorities were harmed in the making of Wank's birthday party.

As far as any racial humor you may have heard on my radio show. Who cares?! If you got a problem, don't listen. I make fun of everyone, every race, every sex and most importantly, myself and the stereotypes that surround my culture, upbringing, family, personal life, etc. No topic is left untouched.

Do I take it too far sometimes? Sure. Don't we all? The only difference with me, is most of the things I say are public.

Jamesn, not only are you way off topic, but you're still living in a "I Hate Wankus" world when you've never even met me. Get over it.

This post isn't about my show or sense of humor. It was about Kurt and his anticts and had some fun word play in the middle of it by people who realize that the topic shouldn't even be taken all that seriously.

Get back to the topic and stop chastising me for whatever reason it is you hate me before people start thinking that you ARE me just trying to get some ink.

LOL

Eric381
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3/05
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 1:35AM
You don't happen to listen to Dave Chapelle, do ya Wank? lol

Well, I wanted to meet ya. But your brother(?) was at the booth...you were elsewhere, busy, etc. Luke needed a smoke, so I stepped out w/ him for a minute.

~E

KSEXPJ_Wankus
KSEXRadio.com

192 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jan 22 2006 : 2:06AM
Sorry I missed ya Eric. I think you mean Ric Williams' bro. My brother is in a completely opposite industry. He makes childrens CDs and teaches Kindermusik. ;)
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