Also yes Brooklyn was certainly great in Suck It Dry.
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HeyNow  Oblivious  Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 |  Posted - Jan 22 2012 : 2:01PMWow, this is the record setting 8th HeyNow Quickie Review™ thread! Have you seen THE HeyNow Quickie Reviews™ anywhere, anyhow and anywhy? Why do I do it? Who knows! But I wouldn't be able to remember what and who I've seen without my notes that I post as Quickies here. It's my little blog. Others do much better reviews, that is for damn sure, so there really is no reason to continue this nonsense. Still, I have lots of movies to sweep in from 2011 to catch up. And I'd expect it to be a pretty damn good 2012. New stars to get worked up about and fresh new anal scenes! I'll talk about things I barely understand like wide receivers and tight ends. I toss out a few odd references, maybe to TV shows or whatever. The links to the old ones? Well, previously... In the first one, I really admitted some things no one should really admit to strangers on the internets. By 2006, it all started rolling along to what it is today. Plus I hit 1000 posts early that year. I figure in 2007 I probably said wowsa for the first time. That can't be true. By 2008, we all were getting a load of Tori Black and Kacey Jordan. Did you know my boogers tingled for the first time in 2009? You do now! In 2010 it was dicks plowing poopholes. And finally, last year, in 2011 we relaxed and had lay down and cuddle time at last. This year? Who knows! What do I like? Anal is great. Pussy fucking is great. Facials are great. I'm a big cumshot lover! Clothes half off is great! Just keep it clean. Everyone knows I like the newest petite sweeties and my list of whatever 10 favorites pretty much fit this body type, but I go for seeing big titties floppin' around too. I dig and dug chicks like Eva Angelina and Amy Reid. Still, I always like to say, usually the actual girl is secondary. I'm there for the sex! Who else is on my top ten list? Jenna Haze, Courtney Simpson, Tori Black, Natalia Rossi, Kara Novak, Dani Jensen, Addison Rose, Sasha Grey and .... I don't know. And I'm a gonzo lover. No story for me. See girl. Undress. Fuck. Spray. What do I hate? Pimples and blemishes anywhere and I don't even like that redness that is left behind after a girl gets her butt slapped up a few times. I don't think I like leather or straps or that sort of stuff. Great porn? I know it when I see it. When I look back there is soooo much great stuff. So much stuff that has sent me to bed smiling. My porn history is damn shabby though, what happened before 1990. No idea. What happened before 2000. I have some idea. This year, I'll just point out who I really liked in the movie and try to provide a link to the movie without naming all the names in the movie. Especially since I have no idea who anyone is really anymore beyond my favorites. And I think this year, I'll do an occasional meh paragraph. So, zzzzzzzz, stick around, for an exciting year of greatest HeyNow Quickie Review Thread for 2012™ that ever was!  And to round up maybe my favorites from the last year, in no order, but listed going from teen cutie movies, to anal, to cocksuck movies to lez to Mike Adriano anal movies which are sorta in a class of their own... Angel Face She's So Cute 3 So Young, So Sexy P.O.V. 3 So Young, So Sexy P.O.V. 4 Ultimate Fuck Toy: Amia Miley Just Jenna 2 Anal Teen Dreams Throat Fucks 3 American Cocksucking Sluts The Anal Virgins In My Ass Assfucked Sluts Hard Anal Love Anal Intensity Rectal Fuckfest That last one just for the name! Go HeyNow Quickie Review Thread for 2012™ Go Now! Trained Teens 4 from Jules Jordan Video A I've been slackin', friends! Right here is that very first anal with our own Lily Carter. And Jules is the cock. She shows up wearing thigh-high white stripped stockings. Some mish vag, then it slips in spooning anal and then doggie style with a holy hole of gape, Batman! And reverse cowgirl anal. Ariel (or Arial) Rose looks great pounded and getting messed. And this Mika Kim. Whoa now! Just a few movies but full DP action here. And the guys shoot on her face nearly at the same time! James Deen has incredible control and squirts that load right in there as Strokes is getting done laying his stuff down. It's from July '11 so most normal porn fans have seen it already. Natural from Elegant Angel A- Just about anything with Amy Reid deserves a look. Definitely some appeal here! Just vag with some hindend teasing. And oh yeah, liked the Victoria Rae Black scene a whole lot. Full on sex and at the end she gets her titties fucked and the dude pops his load right there. And it's a good Manual blast. Bad Girls 7 from Digital Playground A- All these Digital Playground movies with Stoya are must sees in my opinion. Just to check her out. Here she gets it on with Mr. James Deen. First a peek at her butthole - a view of everything through her fishnets. She looks great here dressed up in a corset. And she drinks milk out of a dog dish. Come on. Really? Anyhow, some good pussy tease and eating then standing sex and sorta spooning anal with a pop right in the hole after they move to the doggie or froggy position. Several other scenes with blondes, to me most interesting was Lexi Belle showing off lots of clothing changes with Mr. Manual. Lots of teasing and sex in the different outfits and it ends up with Lexi putting on Manual's jeans and getting fucked a bit with those pulled down just far enough. Rocco's Young Anal Adventures from Evil Angel B+ I see a few Rocco movies once in a while. This was a fun one fill with oh, sure girls and maybe oh, why I am doing this? girls. It is pretty hot. Ass fucking. And then some big dildo play sometimes too. Well, screenshots at FyreTV (my NEW sponsor!) are worth a thousand words! What do you think? I don't know an Abelia from a Hennesy. But I see innocent asses! Shown off! High Heels and Panties 2 from Digital Sin B- I like the stuff Eddie Powell has been doing for Digital Sin, as far as the non-parody movies. Generally. Here, they make the choice for limited lighting, I think, and the girls, well... I didn't that wild over the first High Heals and Panties either. Erica Fontes, though, she struck my fancy (whatever that means) in Facial Overload so I went right on her! More interesting to me were the 2 bonus scenes (from earlier Eddie movies) with Victoria White and then Alexia Rae (in a bathtub!) Portrait of a Call Girl from Elegant Angel Probably one of the most highly rated movies of '11. Directed by our Graham. Seems like a classy release starring starlet Jessie Andrews. Won awards and whatnot. I first skimmed through it, not following the story, it seemed like they splashed a whole hell of a lot of images and shots at us. And best of all, lots of full framed headshots of Jessie looking 100% innocent sweet. I guess she is talking to her psychoanalyst and we get flashbacks. I did half-watch the story later. Nicely done. Perhaps a couple of surprises at the end, like they actually pay her for the blowbang and whatever. And of course, we get what seems now have become the iconic images from the movie like the tunnel at night and Jessie showing off bush and wearing the thigh-high shiny black latex stockings and long black gloves. Oh, and there is sex. More sweaty messy sex than I was expecting, especially by the last half when she goes double vag with Ramon and Mick and then a blowbang with six dudes. Couples Seduce Teens 20 from Pink Visual A- I don't think I've seen this series before. I really liked it! It's all FFM threesome material. Of course, they seduce the innocent teens. Mostly the "older" female half of the couple does this. Natalia Rossi looks just jaw-dropping stunning here. I'm once again in awe of her body. Just after she gets undressed, they spread her legs and wow!! And then Christine Alexis seems really shy. And fun. The guy sprays a big load at the end on her ass and back. That gets the MILF in the scene really excited. Filthy Cocksucking Auditions from Evil Angel A This is an outright exhausting movie starring a ridiculously long list of girlies that get to suck on Mike Adriano's cock. Something like 8 sloppily vigorous and spitty scenes. Most with 2 chicks, one scene with 3 and a BJ from Jynx Maze. Cumshots are minimal, mostly a pop right in the mouth during the suck. Early on Lyla Storm and Vicki Chase are a lot of fun going back and forth. And deep-throating from one of 'em. And the threesome with Holly Michaels, Juelz Ventura and Skin Diamond was fantastic. Nothing like seeing 3 beautiful faces all lined up. And Cassandra Nix and Jessie Andrews doing the over-the-edge BJ position. Lots of giggles and back and forth there. Facial Overload from Evil Angel A+ It's hardly an absolute overload as it's just one on one, but lots of long blowjobbing, shot from POV or the side and then a fantastic facial. It's about like the the Suck It Dry series but I guess this one is all Winston. I never pay attention to who the cock is anyhow. Darkko explained it all best when he said It's time to let Winston out for some fresh faces! Winston pulled a bevy of young fresh cock sucking talent together for this adventure in face blasting... Quote "its like being next to a glue factory when it explodes". Oh yes! Evilyn Fierce, Jynx Maze, Skin Diamond and Trinity St. Clair and 4 or 5 names I barely even know of but I enjoyed every scene! Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 7 from Devil's Film B+ As always, one of the best titles out there. Don't Tell. Assfucked. Babysitter. Oh, we are all going to hell. Young. Playful. Anal. I want to see more of Ally Styles and Kodi Gamble. And I still can't believe Trinity St. Clair does the anal. Looks great in the reverse cowgirl position. Teens Like It Big 10 from Brazzers A+ It's ridiculously good, of course, I think I've typically ranked this series in the A+ range or 5 stars easy. Lily Labeau starts it off by acting innocent in an outdoor scene. Cock Under The Sun, they call it. She's working on a frozen popsicle and the guy gets her to work on his log. Lots of oh so big talk as Lily is "overwhelmed" by his dick. She slides out of her tight denim shorts and sits on the guy, "oh fuck fuck fuck it's big", she says! Hell of a scene! It gets even better, wildly so if that's possible, with Lily Carter (wearing dark jeans and a tight white zippered sweatshirt) in the next scene with Johnny Sins. It's at a clothing store and Lily is told to make the sale "NO MATTER WHAT!" so it's right in the changing room area of the store, Johnny can't get the zipper up past his erect cock. Lily is right down there trying to get the pants to fit properly, shove here, maybe tuck it down, nope it's sticking straight out. I'm yelling, "Suck it!", but she stalls it out for what feels like 10 minutes or 3 hours and works it up some, measures it (8 and a half or 9 inches) and finally, FINALLY! starts sucking it. Well, I'm spinning around on the floor like Curly from The Three Stooges and doing all his other moves too. A regular Curly Shuffle! So she gets her clothes taken off pretty quickly, and then it's back into the changing stall and wham, man, standing fucking facing each other as Lily's hanging on to the top of the stall wall. Amazing! Shot from slightly below it kinda feels like seeing some weightless in space porn because she seems to just float there. You have to see the scene! And she squirts a few times too! A couple of other positions and it ends with a facial. A++ And there is a fantastic Amy Brooke anal - this was after her boobjob and with her dark hair. Reverse cowgirl anal and laying flat on her belly as the guy slams it in. Her ass. Wow! Love it!! And then Ashli Orion and Danica Dillan together with a guy pretending seeing a naked cock is all new to them. I like that stuff so much! Eventually some anal for both and piled up on each other so the guy can swap back and forth. Highly recommended! And yes, these scenes have been out for months. And you surely will want to see Kelly Klass get fucked by Nacho in Wasted. And my goodness, Brooklyn Lee in Suck It Dry 9. And on the "meh" list? Barely Legal 120 and Cameltoe Workout 3 so far... Well now, quickies in the morning, quickies in the evening, quickies at suppertime! Edited by - heynow on Mar 7 2012 [Link] |
| David Starsky Senior Member We're gonna take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! 1660 Posts 2/06 | Posted - Jan 22 2012 : 2:46PM Also yes Brooklyn was certainly great in Suck It Dry. [Link] |
| dogzcatcher All-Star Member Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Jan 22 2012 : 4:28PM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 14 2012 : 10:15PM On this day, if you are sitting around like a Dan Rather, lonelier than a duck in a heynowhouse, with your back to the wall, shirttail on fire and your boner at the barn door, waiting for clearance to land on runway 219, you might as well just warm your cockles with some porn. How about any of these? Yes, I'm dropping another rambling oblivious festival of quicks... Hot Teen Next Door 4 from Reality Kings A+ Ridiculously ball-draining great, of course! This is the series where the girls show up at the door and have to show off their boobs as a password to come on in and have some fun. Starts off with Lizz Tayler dressed in a tight pink sweater and half faded jeans. Her perfect boobs have already popped open the top two sweater buttons showing off some mightily fine cleavage! Wow! Invite her in!!! She shows off and with some slight provocation she digs into her drawers to play around. Then the guy comes in to get his dick sucked. Lizz is still wearing the sweater, so her boobs are spilling out of it. I like this A LOT! Then the guy gets her jeans down just far enough to slip in it. YES! A+ scene! Next we get Natalia Rogue, a petite sweetie, looking pretty damn good. The typical action and positions, and they do something I really like, they have a good minute or two shot of her getting it doggie style and just focusing on her from the front, we don't see penetration, though we see the guy pounding away and all her facial reactions. Next it's Chanel White, good God, stunning too! Great looking in a almost piledriver position. She can spread 'em! And then Marie McCray wowsa double wow! Cute as hell. What drove me wild was early on when the guy cuddles up with her and finger teases her clit and pussy. Very hot! And yes, it's wet. Scenes start at the door and end with a healthy load to the face! On The Job from Cezar Capone B My main interest here is seeing my Kara Novak. She's dressed as a construction worker and has a fun tease segment walking around wearing a hard hat. And a little white top and tiny denim shorts. Undress inside, a little dildo play, suck off the guy and then the reverse cowgirl I like so much along with laying back on the sofa couch missionary style. A real A+ scene, but then, I'm biased. They call her Britney Pierce here as for a short time Cezar Capone contracted Kara Novak and renamed her Britney Pierce so she could star in a couple of Britney Spears themed movies (Britney Pierce: Fuck Me Baby One More Time and Britney Pierce: Oops!... I Fucked Him Again.) Also liked the Trisha Rey scene. Just skimmed over the rest. Performers of the Year 2012 from Elegant Angel B+ I normally only mildly enjoy Elegant movies. We get all the normal stars here, Asa, Gracie, Kagney etc. It's surely worth a look and I do think that Lexi Belle has a hell of a scene, really some good reverse cowgirl. And Kristina Rose has a fun scene. And there are 3 or 4 extra scenes, noted as honorable mentions, from earlier Elegant movies. So Young, So Sexy P.O.V. 5 from Digital Sin A+ Wow! A fantastic movie, as you might expect. Mike Adriano, 4 scenes with 2 bonus scenes. Starts off with Lola Foxx, seemed to start a little boring to me, so I FF'd to where she lays back, legs spread, and Mike pours some lube into her lips. He's pushing his cock in a little low (You're comin' in low!) into her ass and she makes a slight hand correction so he can shove it in her pussy. Still, for a moment viewers across the nation were probably thinking what I was thinking. Yes! It's going in the back door! But no. Avril Hall shows up dressed in a white button shirt and a fairly short grey skirt, pretty much a schoolgirl outfit. Some excellent tease bending over and showing off her butt and lips. And lots and lots of dick sucking and Cumwhipper, my friend, lots of eye contact with camera! And then he slides it in, of course. It's a fantastic as you'd imagine it could be. The whole thing ends with Riley Reid. They have her dicking around with a bird and a big bird cage. A real wood killer, don't even fuss with that nonsense and get to the good stuff. And it is good! REAL good! She sits of Mike's face and rides his cock too before we even get a proper cocksucking session. And then laying back mish., to shove it in the way I like. Shot from both sides and POV too. Ends with doggie-style pussy fuckin' and we get a good view of her poophole and her butt is all oiled up. I shouldn't ruin the ending for you, but Mike gets a finger in! That does it! He pops! And slaps his cock on her rear end. Usually he'd shove it right back in, but maybe she had said earlier that she'd have none of that! Whatta scene! Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories 3 from Digital Sin B+ Usually something like this would be a A+ for me, but it just didn't hit it. Oh, it's something that will get ya off, but you know, whatever. Megan Piper is damn appealing though. Schoolgirl outfit! White shirt, red sweater and plaid skirt. Nearly a must see scene, she looks great sucking on Mark Ashley's cock smiling away! Good to see Mark and I'm not even frightening obsessed with him yet. And she's pretty funny in her behind the scene interview. What a great attitude. She says something along the lines of Hey now, if you say, bitch, suck my dick, no questions asked, I know my motherfucking job! and mimes off a couple of stokes as she gets down on her knees. And I thought I'd like Tracey Sweet a little more. Oh well. Maaaybe next time! I did like Karina White just fine! All in all, we are in for a hell of a 2012, I'm sure. Anal Gaping Sluts from Evil Angel B It's the Mike Adriano Nov. '11 release. The normal 2 disc greasy ass fucking-fuckityfuck. And of course I had saw some complaining about the pink gloves he has been wearing once in a while. Here they are. And not half see-through latex gloves either. Full-on dishwashing gloves. Come on now. We get them in the first scene with Alysa. The only threesome in the movie is the second scene with two chicks and Mike along with some whipping cream. And this Angell Summers looks appropriately fresh! So I stroked it off in a Kleenex to her. Disc 2 gives us Casey Cumz - she reminds me a little bit of my favorite Kara Novak and she NEVER had her poophole penetrated on camera - I got that thought in my head. Fun scene. And then those pink gloves are back for Vicki Chase. It really does ruin the scene just because it is shit that should not be! I don't know if they made an extra effort to gape the gals, but we get plenty and we see right up there, all the raw hamburger you could care to handle. Ultimate Fuck Toy: Riley Reid from Jules Jordan Video A+ Well, it's quite excellent, of course! What is there to say? Young sweet petite Riley Reid, in 5 scenes, so much cocksucking and fucking with her, I doubt you'll get sick if it! In the first scene, with 2 guys, she's relaxing back on the sofa with a cock in each hand. Oh we are in for a treat! In no time, she's blowin' 'em off and getting it good! And there is a scene with Lily Carter and dude but there is plenty of girl girl play before the guy shows up. Highly recommended. There is just so much to love here, pussy poundin' and reverse cowgirl, legs spread. Bono and Captain Jack have reviews up that describe all the action... Power Fuck from Digital Playground A- One of the better Digital Playground movies I've seen. I went right to Stoya - she's wearing a black see-through dress. Manuel walks in with the camera, we get all the lip tease we deserve, some BJ action and cocking the back of her throat, resulting in Stoya squirting out a couple teardrops right out! I mean she pulls back and they just drip right off the corners of her eyes! And oh yeah they must get fucking too. It ends up looking like it's shot with just Manuel either holding the camera or setting it on a night table in an amateur film ourselves style. The Faye Reagan and Hillary Scott scenes are like this too. I think that works out pretty good. I don't know if I can explain it but what I like about it is that the camera will be filming the action on the bed or sofa and we're seeing full body action and they they will flip and slam to a new postion where the girls face is right in front of the camera so we see all her expressions as she's getting it. Kasey Chase has a locker room scene, sniffs a jockstrap a little too much I think. But it sure is nice to see her clothes pulled off. Overall, a recommended movie. (Also just saw Stoya in Bad Girls 5 - her first DP. This has been out for awhile. Nothing like seeing her with a dick in her ass, reverse cowgirl style, with her legs up and spread and calling for another cock!) Anal Overdose 2 from Evil Angel A The January Mike ass fuck movie. We all got excited when we saw Dani Jensen on the cast list. No way, we said! Our dreams come true finally, but then right away we figured, no she'll be the one doing the BJ work and taking cock ass to mouth. No penetration for her. Hopefully she can get her gumption up for anal someday. Still a damn good scene with someone named Veronica Avluv. And lots of looking at the camera for Dani. There is a frightening moment when Mike is fucking Veronica's poopshoot and his cock angles up and nearly tears into her pussy from the inside. Christ!! The best was Tiffany Minx and Alana Evans getting oiled up (with a shampoo sized bottle of asshole-glide) and laying side by side getting their poopholes fucked, legs up and then doggie style with Mike going back and forth. Nothing better! By the end, Mike gets a little too excited and pulls out of Alana's ass to cool off, but nope, he's gone past the point of no return and squirts out one shot. And then it's back to those hinderholes to pump a little more and then he sprays his load on Tiffany. Both of them are saying best ever, no seriously, phenomenal best ever. That's Tiffany and Alana saying that at the end of the scene!! Disc 2 brings on fresh Alisa Ford 19yo 4'10" so hot! doin' the anal with Khloe Kush workin' the cock. I honestly have no idea if that is Zoey Rush. Is Kholoe Kush the same as Zoey Rush. I guess I need to get out of the strokin' biz. Alisa gets a little overwhelmed and gags on Mike's cock a little, to the point Khloe says, "Hey, you need to go to the bathroom?", I guess to let a little vomit out. She plays the ass fucking part as good as you'd expect for a fresh one, but there isn't really a sense she's enjoying it. Still, quite a scene and quite a movie. And I love the cover for Every Last Drop 18 just seeing her almost, almost nibble on that cock. I guess the movie overall was 4 out of 5 stars or just somewhat better than the average piece of garbage. These QUICKIES are delicious! "As a matter of fact they are!" she said!! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 7 2012 : 1:24AM One of them is link to a YouTube song to play while you read this stuff. This week, Beautiful HeyNow Girl from INXS. Let the tears roll down your cheeks or the cum leak from your dick. I wore an INXS t-shirt to a water park once and a girl said she liked it. And I think I'll start a new feature, it's time, at the end of each new Quickie post I'll have a short little paragraph that starts out "Once I saw..." and share some fun porn scene. Hell, the whole thread may turn into that. Oh, and I'll start up that that Ask A HenNow feature. Not ask a HeyNow. HEN. And the A+ for a Hey too will be back. Gotta give me a shout out in person, perhaps a lapdance or a blowjob and that person will get a A+ right here in the Quickies. Nasty Anal Tryouts 2 from Evil Angel B+ "Come here a little closer, 'cause I wanna see you, baby, real close up!" Oh, you'll see 'em close up!! Of course it's the February Mike Adriano movie. Part 2 of NASTY Anal Tryouts! I loved the first one since it had Natalia Rossi in it. Who does it have this time? I hardly know any of 'em. Well, doin' anal, Tanner Mayes is the biggest name to me. She looks pretty good and it's the first time I've personally seen her do anal. She's all greased up by the end. And in another scene, helping out (but no anal) is Katie St. Ives. And there is a chick with a SHITLOAD of tattoos. Real cute too. Except Tanner, all the scenes are with two chicks. One doing anal and one doing the sucking. Taylor Russo is a beautiful tanned 24 year old (she said) from Russia. She looks great from sucking cock to taking it in the ass. Really a great scene. I enjoyed the Shane Dos Santos and Sadie Sable scene too. Overall, there is enough to enjoy, plus it's a relatively mild movie as far as total ass-stretching goes, I thought. That might be good or bad depending how you see things. American Cocksucking Sluts 2 from Evil Angel and Adriano A Good Christ! Pretty arousing stuff! I barely recognize any faces. Just Amy Brooke and Lily Labeau. It's mostly two on Mike's cock, POV mostly, a couple scenes with 3 gals and one scene with just 1. Sometime it's vigorous and gaggy and sometimes the girl is in control. Disc 1 gives us 6 scenes. I might wanna see Annika Albright some more. Lyla Storm gets messy. Another 3 scenes plus two bonuses (all BJ) on disc 2. I'm not a huge fan of all BJ, but it's fun seeing 'em with their lips around a corn cob. The cumshots are pretty weak, so it isn't any kind of facial fest. Hot Teen Next Door 5 from Reality Kings A It starts off with Autumn Winter (seriously now, that is a porno name?) and I don't even know, one time and out, the next is Brenda Black. Who knows. Oh, then Victoria Rae Black! Wow! Shows up at the door with her boobs falling out of her top. She's wearing a orange top and faded nearly white faded jeans. And we find out she's got dark purple panties. I love this tease already! And Sienna Milano. Is this the first time I ever saw her face? Stunning! At the door showing off her boobs and then inside to get down to just her one piece leotard. Lay back and show us that pink pussy! OMG YUMMY from head to toe. I know I said "Oh my God!" out loud at some point. A couple must see scenes here. Pure 18 20 from Reality Kings A+ It's 5 star material like you'd expect. Starts off with Jenny Anderson taking a shower and lathering up. She's a new petite from last year. Takes on two guys that stay fully clothed with just their cocks sticking out of their pants. Gigi Rivera wears these tight blue spandex pants, so that is pretty appealing and she's bent over and showing off her crack. Eventually she does the splits reverse cowgirl style on top of the guy. A real OMG Wow moment that the dude in the scene loves too. Then we get a real fresh face - a real one and done - a star named, get this, Charlie Bridges. She's wearing a tight pink sweat and has Allie Sin hair. I love seeing fresh faces. And of course, some of these chicks just get half naked and their panties pulled to the side to start out. That's a good HeyNOW move! Not really, but I like that lots! Then it's Zoe Kush as Zoe Rush and Jynx Maze does anal. My Wife and I Are Fucking the Babysitter from Devil's Film B+ You've never seen a babysitter fucked until my wife and I do it. Should I even say that? Good Christ! Sensi Pearl has a good scene with a couple. I don't quite remember the premise but I think it just winds up they are all in the same room together so why no pull off each others clothes. The guy has a good time with her and at some point it's continuous fucking with the dude switching around to different positions without Sensi getting off his cock. So, that's flip from fuckin' her laying back on the sofa, to flippin' her down to piledriver and then a switch to cowgirl. Fuckin' damn fine scene! Love her pussy! You'll see it plenty here! The whole movie maybe B+ at best, but this scene is A+ Anal Students from Elegant Angel B+ Yeah, well. Ashlynn Leigh. Lily Carter. Cody has a nice write up of her scene. The Chastity Lynn scene blew my mind. She shows off her stuff during the tease getting her legs way back. And then Erik Everhard fucks her hindend, showing off gapes. Reverse cowgirl - fantastic! And rear entry pounding - love it! Spinners from Evil Angel and The Darkko A You'd think that this would be a sweet innocent movie, you know, petite gals that spin but it goes right to hardcore assfucking with Gia DeMarco. What a scene. We get it all. Squirts and anal and doggie style and pussy lips gapin' open and more anal. Did I mention the anal? And Skin Diamond. And Riley Reid. And Chastity Lynn takes on two guys, takes 'en in the pile driver position, legs behind her head. She's not even propped up against a sofa for this, just in the middle of the room. The chick is flexible! Teens Like It Big 11 from Brazzers A Maybe not quite the blockbuster that they've been putting out, but... Gracie Glam has a great scene. Naturally she's surprised by the size of the dudes cock. And Tanner Mayes out by the pool in a red bikini with white polka dots. And who is this Presley Hart now? Every Last Drop 20 from Bang Bros. A- Hey, it's Megan Piper again! I saw her in the Dirty Little Schoolgirl movie last month. She's a blast here too. Unlike the Facial Fest movies, this one ISN'T filmed in that office. Megan's scene starts out with a good long intro interview at some nice house. She talks about partying and drugs and then shows off her gymnastic moves and mentions the times she's had sex in these workout positions. Very appealing. The sex is almost secondary after all that teasing. A few other scenes and then we get Mary Jane Johnson - someone we've all been drooling over and discussing. Again, a real fine scene! Rocco's X-treme Gapes 2 from Evil Angel I mostly fast-forwared it all to to what Lone Wolf gave a big thumbs up to in the best anal '12 topic. Rocco fucks this one chick for a while. Tight top pulled up and tight pants pulled half down. Some jamming cock down her throat and rubbing it on her face and then it's the ass. Did I say pants just pulled half down!?! Then a friend from the street below comes up. She's wearing a bright yellow dress. Pretty soon, that is flipped up and her panties pulled half down and SHE'S getting it in the ass. What a day! Eliza and Helen are their names. Don't know or care which is which. A real A+, one of the best of this short year so far. Yum! You'll want to see Occupy My Ass for Lily LaBeau doin' the anal. First with a strap-on from Bobbi and then a guy. Yes! And what about Boffing the Babysitter 11 for covergal Zoey Kush. And... My new feature... Once I saw Kimberly Kane and Bobbi Starr in Filthy Anal Girls. Well they both get fucked and then by the end, Bobbi gets a load in her mouth and she greases the cum on to Kimberly. A little ba-daa-da and that's all folks. You'll know what I mean if you saw it. Just such a fun scene with these two. Wow. That was it? You got me feelin' hella good, so let's just keep on dancin'! [Link] |
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| dogzcatcher All-Star Member Fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round! 1551 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Mar 7 2012 : 2:38AM Thanks![Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Mar 7 2012 : 12:42PM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 6 2012 : 10:47AM Guys, look at the calendar and your church schedule. It's GOOD FRIDAY! So it must be time for my 7th Annual Good Friday Quickie™ Post! That ain't no kidding either! Good Fridaying with you guys since '06. No shit! And back in '07 I said, Butt now, I’ll just spray a load of quickies in yer collective faces and called it my 2nd annual Good Friday quickies post. So there. Not much here though. Looking at the grades, I'm sure I'd recommend all these... Hard Bodies from Elegant Angel A This is the one with the great Nicole Aniston cover with barely boobage coverage. Great scene, what an ass she has! And the tease has some great shots of her doing naked squats. (Pussy lips!) And anal with Dana DeArmond and a knock your socks off blockbuster of an anal scene with Kristina Rose and Nacho. Just rough frantic fuck session that goes all the place, from being fingered hard and spread in the piledriver position to anal at the start to being dragged by her hair, standing fucking, lots of anal, it's got it all. A real A+ scene!! Anal Bombshells Evil Angel A+ This is the SECOND anal movie from Mike for March! The return of Eva Angelina! She checks her tweets or something to see how fans are reacting. And gives off some title ideas for Mike. Great scene. And Kagney Linn Karter too, wow. Disc 2 gives us new anal newbie OMG Remy LaCroix! Wow! Must see! This movie they show a little bathroom anal prep time for all the gals. Spandex Loads 3 from Evil Angel A Went right for Lily Carter and then Riley Reid and then some one new to me (Sally Charles who's that?) and then Asa Akira. All great stuff as these gals pull off and pull on different colored spandex leggings so we get some great pussy reveals and then they hide it away too. Oh and they tear holes in the crotch too. Love it! LOVE IT! Some sucking, some fucking and the they guy shoots his load. Where else? He shoots a load on right on their butt-filled spandex leggings. Shot handheld POV-style and pretty well done too. Highly recommended. I guess the guy is Kevin Moore. Lollipop Girls 2 from Digital Sin A- How can you wrong??! You can't really. I can't tell Mandy Armani and Tracey Sweet apart though. Just a fun little movie suckin' on lollipops and whatnot. Also Mischa Brooks and Trinity St. Clair. Party of Three from Bang Bros. A All Girl/Lesbian amazing movie with 3 gals in each scene (one even has 4 gals) and they interview, play around, mostly eating pussy and some strap-on play. Each scene starts out with 2 chicks and they go out to pick up another chick. Oddly arousing here for me was the POV style muff munching and seeing the girl look up at us. And there is one scene where there is a girl in the middle doing her work and getting worked on and the other two girls high five each other. Very cool! Flat and Fucked 4 from Score B A pretty good looking movie. Good lighting and clear. I don't know any of 'em except for Jessie Andrews. One scene starts out with the dude and the chick looking at an anatomy book and drawings of pussies. Sexual Ussault Vehicle from Vince Vouyer Unleashed B The thing I mostly remember about this one is that a chick named Sasha Yung in her little yellow dress is up on a counter playing with herself and the guy has his cock right in front of the camera. It's shot POV from the guy and then she sits on his cock, nice! Also surprisingly, some anal, she gets his cock in that little butt. A fun scene! And for a good time, check out Toys and Girls 2 for those two covergirls! And more! Lots of smiles and kiss, slow tease and enough anal toy play to get you off too! It's from the ever reliable Lesbian Provocateur. And I saw Bad Girls 6 from Digital Playground - I'll recommend it for scenes with Stoya (fucked by a black dude) and Tori Black. And you dasn't miss see Kara Price and Skylar Price squirt cream out of their asses in Jay Sin's Anal Buffet 7! Kara Price!!! Her face is COVERED! Oh God, and check out Anal Buffet 5 for Tori Black and Alexis Texas. Some really good dildo on ass action especially when Tori goes at Alexis. A couple of positions and plenty of tonguing and looking at the camera. And see Slutty and Sluttier 16 for Jessie Andrews and Lola Foxx. And here I go... Once I saw Kasey Chase get fucked POV by Mike Adriano. What a tight little pretty OMG pussy! Gosh! Sorry about the ad, but get a load of...this: HEY NOW! Woo! Look at that, did he nearly run you down? [Link] |
| razminerva14 Member This is Perfection. :) 372 Posts 7/10 | Posted - Aug 21 2012 : 4:55PM Waiting for some new reviews man ! [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Aug 22 2012 : 2:08AM I took my HeyNow and I took it down! I climbed a mountain and I turned around! And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills! 'Til the landslide brought me down! I have no idea what I'm saying. I'm sure all the Mike Adtraino movies, look at me, I don't even know how to spell it anymore, I mean Adriano movies have been great. When I think back (and this is nothing to do with Mike) and remember one of the must-go-to best scenes I've ever seen, it's good old A Group Thing with Ashley Long in a 3 on 3 group sex scene. Release nearly 10 years ago. At the end of the long scene, Ashley and the 2 other girls are asked something about how slutty they might be, and Ashley adjusts her bangs and twists her face a little and says, "Still don't know" in that great accent. Anyhow, I'm deep into a new porn and Quickie™ hiatus. Maybe a couple new posts sometime before the end of the year. Or not. Or 2013. Either way I'm gonna be more lost than ever on who is who. [Link] |
| Katvena Member Rocco & Nacho are the KINGS OF HARDCORE and yes I am a Red Blooded WOMAN 402 Posts 8/12 | Posted - Sep 23 2012 : 4:30PM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 2:52PM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 2:53PM Or should I say quirkiest? [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Sep 28 2012 : 2:53PM [Link] |
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