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Flinty
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Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 4:31PM
Okay..firstly I apologise for talking about something that may or may not have been touched upon before. My last few purchases of adult dvds have been a big disappointment. Not because of the looks of the women, the intensity of the sex, the camera angles or many other well covered aspects of what makes a good movie. My disappointmet arises from the terrible, distracting, god awful fake noises being increasingly expressed by porn stars in the latest productions.

Oh my ..oh my...how annoying it is to hear my favourite female porn stars do that stupid 'sucking through their teeth' noise that is increasingly the norm or the sounds of male stars making those 'Im an evil monster....grrrrr and Im about to come'noises.

My question to directors across the board is this....Do you really think that people watching your movies really believe that when your stars are making these noises that we believe them to be real? Watch one of the latest Evil Angels or Private movies with your eyes closed (listening to the sound only) and I can guarantee that images of B movie monsters sucking on extra thick milk shakes through straws will immediately spring to mind and take a moment to count how many times the girl says 'right there....(sucking noise, lips pouted) right there'.

Please stop this..please, please, please is it really that hard to get better faking noises from these people?


Flinty*

Edited by - flinty on Nov 17 2003

cal444
Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com

927 Posts
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Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 5:57PM
Every faked orgasm, should be appreciated, according to the sincerity behind the performance put forth.


Cal444
Somewhere loving the Academy Award performances I've witnessed this year. Go gals!!

crenshaw
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Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 6:27PM
I couldn't agree more. It's nice to hear the women express some enthusiasm but the over the top sounds and moaning can go.
samurai dai
Member

449 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 6:30PM
women fake orgasms?????


Samurai Dai

lindi
Senior Member

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Posted - Nov 17 2003 : 8:50PM
I appreciate natural sounds.

Nothing repetitive and wall-to-wall sounds natural to me, whether it's "oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah...oh yeah" or the teeth sucking noise.

Stop it!

Natural is good. Noisy natural or quiet, inwardly focused natural. Whichever.

 
cal444
Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com

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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 12:28AM
Women have oragasms??????


Cal444
Somewhere thinkin, must be my teenie weenie meat pole.

DenverDon
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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 8:19AM
Ummm, sorry to break the news to ya Cal.

DenverDon

dumblonde
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2352 Posts
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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 11:12AM
Hollerin' like a stuck pig is no substitute for real heat.
Flinty
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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 1:08PM
Personally Id much prefer to just hear the occasion groan and moan mixed in with silence or even silence than hear persistent teeth sucking, GRRRRrrrr,,,ohhhh,,....right there right there! Yes I know I may as well just turn the sound off on the tv in that case but I honestly think its a careful balance and that lately directors or their stars are just plainly missing the point of what makes erotic/sincere porn as opposed to puppet show porn.


Flinty*

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 1:36PM
Something to consider.

It's much easier to control what the camera sees than what the microphone records. We don't notice this as we walk around because we have amazing perceptive tricks that let us filter out extranious sound, even while still hearing them. Pecularly this filtering doesn't happen when the same sounds are recorded and played back to us on a TV or stereo.

This makes shooting with "real sex noises" somewhat difficult. Once you start really listenning, most places aren't nearly quiet enough to record little gasps and moans without also picking up the sound of neighbor's vacuum, the ambulence siren going to down the street, or the jet flying over head.

I don't mean to suggest that this excuses the over-the-top catterwailling that passes for female sexual enjoyment these days. But giving you what you want might be harder than you think.

-T.C.

stefank60
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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 2:24PM
I like some amount of dialogue, but agree it is often overdone.

Perfect example a movie I had a while back in the Up Your Ass Series - think it was no 18 and it featured Jewel D'Nyle and basically it was verbal Diorhea - she moaned and wailed from start to end (well I say end but I had to fast fwd through her scene after a few minutes as I wanted to hurl something heavy thrrough the screen)

Stef

Flinty
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Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 2:33PM
Understood TonyC but Id rather hear the sound of next doors vaccuum cleaner, wind, rain, ambulances or whatever in the background than hear very loud teeth sucking and over emphasised wailing. I do understand the dilemma. Maybe in some movies they do increase sensitivity of the microphones to get those authentic sounds of sex but it maybe that we as the viewer are mistaking the next doors vacuum cleaner and the wailing of a passing ambulance for the stars. ;o) ???

If this were the case then what would Privates excuses be who often shoot their higher quality productions in dedicated studios etc?

FLINTY*

Edited by - flinty on 11/18/2003 2:49:27 PM

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 3:35PM
There's a tendancy in film and video production to overuse things you pay a lot of money for. For example:

Let's say a low budget film springs for a JimmyJib for a particular shot their doing on Tuesday morning. Everything goes well and by 9AM the shot is in the can. But they've paid for the JimmyJib for the rest of the day, and suddenly it's getting worked into shots whether or not it really fits.

Now when it comes time to edit you've got a a film that 90% sticks and handheld, 1% a really great JimmyJib shot that fits in perfectly, and 9% JimmyJib crap. The editor just wants to throw it away, but the producer is yelling "Do you know how much that fucking JimmyJib cost us!?! I don't care what else you toss, the JimmyJib footage stays!"

Similarly, shooting on a sound stage make sound about 10 million times easier. Don't want to waste that on little murmers and groans, right? This is costing us money, so lets record "lots" of sound.

I'm not saying that's what happens at Private, but it happens in this business all the time.

T.C.

samurai dai
Member

449 Posts
2/03
Posted - Nov 18 2003 : 6:21PM
'Oragasms': "where female origami folders experience intense joy at the completion of a new design"?

Samurai Dai




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