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johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
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Posted - Nov 30 2017 : 8:49PM
I just heard of Marilyn Mansion---what a fantastic name.
know any other great ones?
Seymour Butts? Nah.
Is there someone named Tiffany Jade? I wouldn't doubt it--sounds like a porn cliche'.
I can't think of anything rite now, but i'll come up with some later.
AngryPirate
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Posted - Dec 1 2017 : 3:11PM
What exactly qualifies as witty other than your opinion if you like word play in Marilyn Mansion but not word play in Seymore Butts?
johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
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Posted - Dec 2 2017 : 11:24AM
ben dover and seymour butts sound corny to me (like bob wire) whereas peter north sounds pretty good.
i looked thru some porn name lists and i pulled out some:
Celebrity take-offs: Bobbi Dylan, Johnny Depth, Bonnie Rotten
California theme: Beverly Hills, Cali Haze
Upper Class Type names: Heather Sinclair, Heather Gables, Brandy Alexandre (name of a drink), Madison Ivy, Chanel Preston
Motorcycle name: Harley Davis
Your basic gaudy lower class neighborhood topless bar name: Roxxy
Here are some I just find appealing: Mahogany Bliss, Blake Rose. Candice Nicole. Missy Woods, Veronica Racquel, Kaci Castle, Eden Sin
A few I thought of: Patti Porn, Cissy Nova, Li'l Lovely (a variation on Lily Lovely), Rock Hardson
There are (seems like) tens of thousands of porn stars past and present, and among them are some hilarious names---but they are escaping my memory. So I'm gonna look some more....
Edited by - johnnyscorpio on 12/2/2017 11:26:58 AM
johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
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Posted - Dec 17 2017 : 4:12AM
Buster Good
marty1990
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Posted - Dec 18 2017 : 12:23AM
Kylie Quinn's twitter handle was @kyliexy A reference to the SCi Fi drama series,with Matt Dallas. I loved that programme! Wish they'd bring it back!
 
johnnyscorpio
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Imma Jerkoff
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Posted - Dec 31 2017 : 8:28AM
Matt Dallas sounds like a porn name
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