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All Forums > The Porn Pool > The Porn Pool Forum Page 642 > The Decline Of The Good Blowjob Scene
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2Big
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200 Posts
4/03
Posted - Mar 22 2005 : 5:51PM
If you watch 100 tapes advertising blowjobs, chances are 95 of them are going to be worthless. Here's why:

1) Companies who don't know when to retire their series. Blowjob Fantasies 1, Dr Fellatio 1, all were good; but some of these series have really gotten long in the tooth. Time to retire them.

2) Same girls over and over.

3) Ridiculous pre-blowjob hamming it up for the camera. If it's a blowjob tape, I expect the blowjob to start right away. I don't want to see the girl strip, or make all sorts of other funny gyrations.

4) Drop the pre-blowjob interviews. At least think of something more original to ask, then so, when did you have sex the first time? Or, do you like sucking dick?

5) Idiotic digital editing, funny lighting and random non-sensical use of digital effects.

6) Contortionist blowjob poses.

7) Hiring girls who clearly don't like giving head.

8) Hiring guys with small peckers.

9) Hiring guys who can only get it up to half-mast.

10) Hiring guys who have so much flab that you can barely see their dick.

11) Hiring guys who can only deliver a dribbly load.

12) No proper facial. A facial doesn't mean a couple of drops on her chin, it means a good sized gooey load dripping off of her eyelids.

13) Cutting away instantly after the money shot.

14) Last but not least having to watch a guy wack his pecker for 5 minutes while the girl looks on with a look on her face that says: "I'd rather be having a root canal."

2Big

davecummings
Member

368 Posts
12/02
Posted - Mar 23 2005 : 12:50AM
You would probably enjoy "Knee Pad Nymphos" (See VOL 8)---mainly BJ's, but also 3-5 of the 10 scenes include sexual positions, too!

Dave Cummings

simonster
Member

132 Posts
1/02
Posted - Mar 23 2005 : 2:11AM
totally agree with you here 2big. another thing that actually bothers me the most: there's nothing wrong with doing proper 'deep throating', which can actually look and be great, but instead of doing it properly or giving a great hummer it's mostly about just ramming a dick somewhere in the back of their mouths. either do a proper blowjob / proper 'deep throat' or please don't even bother, right?



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