6) Thy shall not abuse the dvd format and give 2hrs of footage and 2hrs of extras and call it a 4hr dvd movie!
someone please continue
"I once mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu. I got a Bullshit."
-sonic
Edited by - sonic on Dec 18 2000
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| joeblow69 Member  946 Posts 2/00 |  Posted - Dec 18 2000 : 9:46PM1. Thou shalt not force the viewer to watch FBI warnings. I don't mind FBI warnings, but disabling the menu and fast forward buttons during them is a sin that will condem your soul to the firey pits of Hell for all eternity! 2. Thou shalt not use mulitple angles to show an unrelated scene. Multiple angles are for ... get this ... multiple angles of the action. If you must include a completely unrelated sex scene or cumshot compilation as a bonus, put in the special features section. 3. Thou shalt not disply thy company's logo on the screen during sex. The holy ones frown upon this practice. 4. Thou shall include more than 1 chapter stop for each sex scene. Include separte chapter stops for the oral, penetetration and cumshot sections and the great Porno Gods will shine their light of good will down upon you. Any others? [Link] |
| sonic Deactivated User 1178 Posts 12/99 | Posted - Dec 18 2000 : 9:49PM 6) Thy shall not abuse the dvd format and give 2hrs of footage and 2hrs of extras and call it a 4hr dvd movie! someone please continue "I once mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu. I got a Bullshit." -sonic Edited by - sonic on Dec 18 2000 [Link] |
| HoustonDon Member Houston 561 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Dec 20 2000 : 1:08AM 8) Thou shalt not advertise features that are not on the dvd. 9) Thou shalt have lots of beautiful ass shots to please The Saki. [Link] |
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