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Whore
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Posted - Feb 5 2005 : 9:56PM
Box cover picture

Has anyone seen these movies? They look very intriguing and hot. I would like to hear a review of them as I can't wait to watch this one with the hubby.

The description for "The Fat, The Bald, & The Ugly" given by the production company is as follows:

The Fat, The Bald, & The Ugly DVD

Cum one, cum all to the strangest show on Earth. Are you bored with the same old porno movies filled with pretty girls who don't know how to fuck? Well then your prayers have been answered with head shaving, anal sex, inter-racial fat-fucking and the ugliest girl on Earth. They might not be much to look at, but boy can they fuck! There truly is something for everbody. So watch it if you dare! NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!
Starring: Fester, Scab, Warthog, Candi Cotton, London

Run Time: 90 mins.

There are also several other titles in the series including "Fatter, Balder & Uglier" Box cover image

Anyone?

Edited by - Whore on Feb 11 2005

Whore
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59 Posts
1/05
Posted - Nov 13 2008 : 11:38PM
Still nothing? :(
Dan
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Posted - Nov 14 2008 : 11:28AM
Perhaps such films are a good fantasy fulfillment when one partner is ugly and the other is very good looking.
I'd like to see a very attractive woman do it with an ugly guy. Because such contrast makes the attractive lady look like a real whore. Which is hot for me to see.
And for a female viewer, perhaps an ugly woman doing it with a very good-looking guy would also be enjoyable to watch.
But I probably wouldn't want to see a porn film where both the lady and the guy are ugly.
kseeker
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11/08
Posted - Nov 14 2008 : 2:35PM
I gotta say, I gave up mainstream porn because all of the women looked alike. Blonde hair. Shaved pussy. Fake boobs.
I'm married. I already get the same woman over and over. So that's why I like the "alternative" actresses out there. Ideally, I want to see normal woman I would see at the supermarket getting pounded.
My favorite actress now? Dawndi. Dang. She's old, but she looks like a real person. But then, I'm a girl-next-door type of guy.
Some are. Some aren't. But check out the series. I would. Maybe you can find a scene or two on a VOD site to see if you like the fat, the bald, or the ugly...
But, if the actress smoulders, the looks doesn't matter as much as the heat. I've seen a billion gorgeous girls who can't carry a sex scene.
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Nov 14 2008 : 5:46PM
That's real porn names for you.
 
whitetan
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Posted - Nov 14 2008 : 6:37PM
I haven't seen this one but I did see a similar film entitled 'Mercy Fuck' that was surprisingly hot. I agree with what kseeker said about "alternative actresses." I too am tired of the California Blond being in every film. Seeing woman I would normally see at the supermarket doing really slutty things is a HUGE turn on. It makes porn more believable and that is hot.
I think that's why I am a big fan of the Bogas Brothers. The women in their movies run from being 8 or 9's to 4 or 5's. They have a pretty broad range when it comes to taste. The thing is most of the women in their films are "one timers" and I find that really erotic. You don't ever see them show up in other films. Some of them seem like housewives who are doing a porn for the thrill of it.
Watching their movies opened up my world sexually because I could not help but notice some of the "ugly" girls were giving a spectacular performance in bed. It made me wonder if they were acting or if that is how they really are. Fortunately I decided to see for myself if what I saw on film was true in real life and believe me, it is!
I guess porn does have a positive aspect to it. LOL!
Walter All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 2:22AM
^ I remember the Big Boob Bangeroo series, which was initially directed by the Bogas Brothers and had them perform. But when was the last time they released something new? I haven't seen a new movie from them for years.
ninja1
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Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 11:05AM
I think those guys may have "aged out" by now. Also I think the whole Channel69/TotallyTasteless/etc conglomeration of labels and titles is just a mishmash of sliced-and-diced scenes anyway. You never know what is the original. Buying any of it is a gamble IMHO, because you might get a scene you've already seen, or you might get an abbreviated compilation scene, and they use deceptive boxcover photos to boot. Maybe the Bogas Bros are just powerless schmoes in the grand scheme of things, but it's kinda fowl when you have a "novel" concept (real-looking women) but taint it with shady marketing practices.
Walter All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 11:45AM
^Yeah, ninja1, that is why I used the word "initially". Your description matches the later volumes of that series, which they had nothing to do with, as far as I know.
I rented one of their earlier volumes a year or two ago as a re-release on DVD, and I have to admit it wasn't as good on the whole as I remember. This is often the case when I take a trip down memory lane. It had the good qualities mentioned above, but also many of the bad qualities of old cheap porn that we have forgotten about and are too spoiled to accept these days. Oh well.
I guess we are derailing this thread. In response to the OP, I haven't seen them but there are some reviews at IAFD for the second one.
jayo All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 12:04PM
Sorry--I don't want to get out the eye bleach.
Fat, bald and ugly people are everywhere (I fall into at least one of those). Most of us prefer to watch porn with better than average looking people. I prefer realistic porn, but I still want realistic porn with physically attractive people, not beasts.
Whore
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1/05
Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 3:14PM
For me, seeing women of all shapes and sizes getting fucked by average or above average-looking men is always a turn on. I haven't seen too many adult films starring bald women so I thought this movie might be kinda interesting to watch with the hubby. We are always looking for exciting new things to turn us on! It's too bad no one has seen this yet, I'm a little apprehensive about buying it until I read a review.
Walter All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 15 2008 : 9:08PM
Whore
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59 Posts
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Posted - Nov 16 2008 : 12:53PM
The Rogreview is actually the most interesting. My husband and I aren't really into watersports, so maybe we'll skip the sequel. I hope there isn't any pissing in the first one?
HaircutFetish
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Posted - May 18 2009 : 6:17AM
Do you know this site? [ invalid url ]
There are 3 haircut/headshave related porn videos.
Or here: extremehaircut
There is a porn video where a long haired slut shave her own head then suck a cock.
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