For some reason I decided to fire up another HeyNow Quickie Review Thread™, this time all-new for 2006. The first Quickie Review thread started up in late summer of 2004 at which time I wrote that “I could never write several paragraphs about a movie, but I do some quickies. I'll assign grades, adding a thought when I feel like it.” By the time the thread withered and passed away in spring of 2005 I had listed a couple of hundred movies, and gave grades to over 100 of those, sometimes with a few sentences. It ended up being a nice online blog of sorts for me to go back and see what I liked so I could make slightly smarter rental choices (like do I want to rent Bra Breakage 7 or not?)
Since then, I've posted tons (yes tons) of reviews. Well, 50 at least and if you printed them on granite, they would weigh a ton. They are extremely light on content but I for what they lack they make it up in other ways. Not really. Others might have many more reviews under their belts but no one else has that lack of style that you see before you. I could go on, but why?
And you certainly can find that first thread here, it seemed to have at least one fan (Joey Starr – but maybe he was just trying for the 10,000 post mile marker) and the thread read count was well past 250 as far as I know. I encourage you to check it out if you are looking for ideas. I am financially unable to offer a money back guarantee, but if I rated sometime an A, it’s a pretty good bet most of you will like it. Be on the look out for an A+ grade. That is a screeching halt warning sign alert to call up your video rental store to put it on hold, you’ll be coming down to pick it up on your lunch break and calling sick the next day.
Yet, the thread might have failed in some ways since I called one movie (Coxxx and Soxxx 4) a fumble (I hated it) but I see it just won a big award so don’t go by what I say.
In my next thread I’ll have some other thoughts as far as what I look for in a great movie. But for now, it’s on to some quick titles. (Of course, when I say “all-new” up there, I won’t be just talking about titles actually released in 2006. No limitations will be made in that regard, but you can pretty much count on releases from the last 2 years.)
POV Fantasy 3 from Digital Sin. B+ I guess Brother Love likes to get punched and kicked in the ballsack. There was a lot of this in the previous edition (part 2 was magnificent!) and there is some of this here also. The final scene has Karina Kay - she’s the cutest girl and the most ball abusive. Kat in a blue wig is also great in the first scene. The middle scenes were less interesting and I zipped over pretty quickly.
Swallow the Leader 2 from 3rd Degree C+ I’m not as into the stuff from 3rd Degree anymore. I want to like it since they have put out such great ones in the past, but now the girls don’t seem to be as pretty, I’m seeing ass pimples, the lighting isn’t quite right, there can be that yellowish tint that I hate (I see it from other studios too), do they have to get the white balance setting correct? I don’t know the technicals, but it just isn’t as pleasing to the eye as before. If you don’t care as much about that, and want hot anal sex, you’ll be fine with this one. It does provide sexually!
2 Young To Fall In Love from Zero Tolerance B+ Mike Quasar usually puts out some great stuff. There seems to be a greater desire here to dress the girls in sexy clothing (bra’s, panties and such) than other studios. I’ve been renting titles with that cheerleader Courtney – she puts in a great scene, but I don’t recall it if the best one was here or in Double Play 3. This is a good title for some hot vaginal sex.
Mouth 2 Mouth from Diabolic B- I’ve seen better from Chico Wang, visually sometimes it just doesn’t meet my standards.
Double Play 3 from Digital Sin B+ A lot of cute young ones in this movie, including Ms. Courtney Simpson. Nicely done like most from Digital Sin. 2 girls on one guy.
Sperm Swappers 2 from Elegant Angel B I hadn’t looked at the backcover before I rented, I thought it might be purely a blowjob movie with swapping but it’s full on sex, again it’s 2 girls on one guy.
The Incredible Gulp 4 from Zero Tolerance B This on is shot mostly outside which can be good or bad. Natural lighting doesn’t always look the greatest on some gals or it might just be the way it’s shot. There are a couple of good scenes, the best with 2 young girls out by a swimming pool. They get it every which way by two guys. This scene rates an A+ from me.
Drive Thru 4 from Zero Tolerance B+ This is the ZT answer to the video editor shortage. The scenes are shot straight thru with no edits. So you might see them lubing up and taking a little time in switching positions or taking some effort to crank out a load of cum. Yet, I FF plenty so they might have a few edits - don’t know for sure – the whole thing is fairly well shot, good lighting, not much to disappoint here.
Tiffany and Cumpany from Evil Angel A Jonni Darkko brings us 90’s super starlet Tiffany Mynx. I guess she has been working all along and I’ve probably seen her in other titles along the way, but this one is a glorious tribute to Tiffany. Darkko is a camera master - she looks fabulous here. I usually like the girls much younger but she looks just great. Tons of anal porking, pulling out and jamming it back in. I missed this release earlier this year – normally I grab Darkko stuff right away.
Ass 4 Cash 3 from Exquisite Multimedia Move along nothing to see here.
As far as girls go, I have a few favorites that enter the business each year (or that I recognize after many a title) but for the most part I don’t get too hung up on specific girls. I would never look at a cast list and say, oh, great cast. Most likely I wouldn’t know 3 out of 4 of them. This thread will just focus on a couple of quick thoughts on each title. I’ll save the slightly longer write-ups for my “full” reviews. (Of course, you can find my ADT reviews here. I push out maybe 5 or 6 a month.) A grade will be given to each title but rarely a graphic description of the sex. The writing will be terrible, grammar misused completely and it’s quite possible, even likely, that I will use commas at inappropriate times, create unusual sentence structures to say the least or use an abnormal amount of explanation points!!!!!!!
While I do like hardcore sex scenes as much as the next guy (or girl), I definitely want to see better than average production qualities. Good picture. Good color. Good lighting. Good make-up. And the girls should have smooth relatively unblemished skin. If a title isn’t up to par on these I lose interest quickly no matter how hot the sex is.
Lil' Red Riding Slut from Elegant Angel. A Kinzie Kenner is the star here. I guess maybe this is her first anal action in a movie? She’s a real cutie and in every scene here a progressing from solo to girl/girl to guy scenes.
X The Series 4 from Digital Sin B+ Nicely shot by Axel Braun, I’m a little disappointed by the lack of anal intercourse in this one. Otherwise, some nice action.
Just My Ass Please 3 from Fusxion B+ My favorite Tyla Wynn is in it. Good solid title. I thought I saw a non-anal sex scene. Odd since it is to be all anal. Either I’m mixed up or that girl craps from her pussy
Meet the Fuckers 2 from Zero Tolerance A- At my rental site, a total of 8 users gave this one an average of 2 stars. I don’t get it. It’s a much better title than that. Nicely photographed with some hard anal action.
Baker's Dozen 7 from Platinum X A Probably the best one since #2 which I declared a masterpiece. I really liked this one – it has the right mix of hinder hole pokings and poundings along with cum soakings. And not just cum soakings without any reason. Cum soakings for a birthday! At Max Hardcore’s house, no less!
Slut Puppies from Evil Angel B+ Directed by Jules Jordan. I only saw disc one so far. Looked quite good.
Little Miss Innocent? 1 from Hot Boxxx A I really liked this one. I say it again and again, it’s that same great look that Digital Sin puts out. Deeply rich colors, nice lighting with great looking (and here, young) girls. It’s purely vaginal sex, but I didn’t mind. A real winner. It’s a bit older (from way back in 2004). The cover girl is great and I like the spinning stool thing (one of the girls is spun from doggie style to blowjob and back – always tasty to see.)
Kill Her Ass! from Elegant Angel B- Personally, I didn’t really get into this one thus the slightly low grade. Fans of anal sex should like it fine though. I have no problem with the poophole. Sometimes I hear cities like Fresno, CA called the poophole of America which I guess might meant to be derogatory – I don’t have an opinion either way on the city, everyone has to live somewhere, right? – but why oh why is the poophole such a bad thing? It looks just so damn good on my TV…
POV Centerfolds 1 from Zero Tolerance A This one along with Meet the Fuckers 2 is directed by Mick Blue, a name I’m not really familiar with but he does some great work – these ladies look splendid! Can you tell I really liked this one? So many great titles in this batch. The POV was well done. I never stopped to figure out if Mick is the performer or not. Whoever it is, he sure has a long wiener. Again, visually and sexually, this one is top notch.
Strip Tease Then Fuck 7 from Zero Tolerance A- The outfits and stripteases here are sweet. Tiffany Digiuanni in her slingshot bikini getup is a sight to see- one of the hottest outfits i've seen in awhile. Love the colors and lighting- great clean look. Chloe Dior looks awesome since I last saw her in Big Wet Asses 3. She's a lot more toned now, still voluptuous as hell, but toned... and blonde. Memphis Monroe looks too hot here! Strong sex all-around, my favorites being Chloe, Memphis and Jasmine Byrne (in that order). Bonus scene Delilah Strong anal. So thats 7 scenes total- not bad!
Lewd Conduct 25 from Diabolic B- This movie is great for the Kelsey Michaels enthusiasts. It shows off a lot of her personality, weirdly, very weirdly. Chico Wang is kooky like that. BTS reveals a lot about her in a candid interview. She looks really different without makeup, a different person all together- still cute, but diffferent. Riley Mason also shines- great tits! Alicia Angel scene was just ok. Barbara Summers playing some kind of superheroine in her scene. A funny movie. Some of the weirdest dirtytalk ever.
The Maze (le Labyrinthe) from Marc Dorcel, distributed by Wicked A An oldie but I just got to check it out. It has some of those old school flaws that have been done away with in recent porn i.e. cutting to a guy's face before the pop. Looking past that though, the sex is steaming hot with some amazing beauties, Laure Sainclaire in most scenes.... Silvia Saint in beautiful black lingerie. Stupid, stupid plot and crap acting jobs but the sex is so good, even despite the audio tracks being dubbed. (in several languages)
Hellfire Sex by Pariah/JM Productions A I always wanted to review this one but its a JM movie. If you like your sex rough you'll be hard pressed to find a better movie than this. As i understand it, the more recent editions of Hellfire Sex have been toned down greatly. This one here really pushes the limits. Its very exciting! Isobel has a really, really rough scene as does Tricia Oaks whose scene is a bit difficult to watch, for the severre beating she gets. Other highlights include Audrey doing a milk enema and a good spanking to Alektra's tight bum. This is the scene that first introduced me to Alektra and made me fall for her. I was surprised the technical elements were so well done in this movie. To my knowledge, theres no usual easter egg in this movie though like in other Khan Tusions.
Intoxicated by Digital Playground B+ I really feel like I have to defend my opinion on a movie like this here on this board. Well, my tastes are a lot more broad than many- I appreciate the variety. That said, this movie is probably one of Celeste's best- the moods are the strongest. There's some great music, the Irish bagpipes (evoking some good ol' Irish 'Intoxication') especially, and the emoting piano creating some interesting textures. Sexy lighting schemes and some very sexy scenarios: like Sammie Rhodes bound yet completely controled by her lust, struggling to get off to the dildo taped to her thigh... Alicia Alighotti getting her mouth probed and examined by Scott Nails' fingers, which is strangely grotesque and erotic all the same.. Devon's first onscreen anal, with some cherry symbolism.. and Charlotte Stokely bound in a closet by neckties. Well done flick.
Babes In Black by Red Light District C+ I haven't seen Sex Pix yet but I've seen all the other Avalon/Red Light movies and this one is probably by far the weakest. The plot is super cheesy- that would be ok if the movie garnered a lot of laughs, but I didn't find this one particulary funny at all. On top of this I didn't see anything very special in the sex. Jasmine Byrne has a good scene, Brianna Love looks spectacular with Sean Michaels' big black rod parting her bum in doggy and I loooove Veronica Stone's body- her bush especially, but this just wasn't enough.
Cum Stained Casting Couch 3 from Red Light District B- This movie has a really hot cast...led by Bambi and Briana Love. Despite their super hot looks, I found their scenes to be luke-warm. Briana has enough energy in her scene but I somehow had a hard time getting into it. The real surprise of the movie is Sierra Sinn who steals the movie. She definitely isn't the best looking gal here but her performance is the most honest- raw, lusty fucking.
Sure, climb aboard! Great quickies! I have a very hard time remembering the girls names like that. Something I'll have to improve on.
Great idea to link it up to the price search - never thought of that. I'm sure there will be a little extra in paycheck at the end of the month from Steph.
I Know You're Watching 4 from Digital Sin B It’s marketed as a voyeuristic movie but it’s just the girl making a lot of eye contact with the camera. I really like this! Memphis Monroe is such a cutie. Also has Eva Angelina – I’ve finally put a name to this girl, I see her in so much – she usually wears glasses in her movies. (She doesn’t here.)
Private Tropical 20: Caribbean Dream from Private B+ Here is a Private title for you, Joey. I really liked it. It’s all outside and very nicely shot. There are a couple of scenes that take place on a boat on the open water, which is always good to see. And some nicely performed anal to boot! Scenes do go by quickly, with just a few short shots of each position and we get the pop.
Two Hot from Vivid C Starring the Love Twins, Lacey Love and Lyndsey Love. I couldn’t really tell that they were twins. Giving it a “C” for condom usage – I couldn’t get into this movie. Otherwise, the typical good looking Vivid picture quality (film?) with great color. Scenes seemed pretty short anyhow.
My Second P.O.V. from VCA B+ I’m not exactly sure who this guy is (is it Jon Dough?) but he is a popper. These girls faces get flooded – tiny little Asian gals.
Young Bung 1 from Mayhem A Wha? Directed by Ariana Jollee? This is a fun one. When I title like this comes around, you just want to rip it out of your DVD player and dance bare-assed throughout your living room, cock flapping away, singing out the praises of it from your rooftop! Ariana leads the show here, guiding the girls into the way of the porno (not that girls like Tyla Wynn really need any instruction) and she helps slam heads into cocks and strap-ons into holes. All good stuff. The movie ender is Ariana giving her own grades (star stickers on a scoreboard) to each of the girls in a variety of important categories. This one is a must see. Thumbs up Ms. Jollee!
Ready Wet Go 2 from Third Degree A Oh yes. Oil on girls – always a winning combo. The Jasmine Tame scene is a complete winner. A must see. I’m pounding out a full review on this one.
Daddy's Home from Smash Pictures A I can’t believe it. 3 must see movies in a row. This one is so good. I would have done a full review, but ADT already has great ones sitting out there. This title makes me giddy with excitement – but it isn’t the “daddy” theme. Oh no! It’s the divine scene by fan favorite Tiffany Rayne. I’m officially jumping on THAT bandwagon. A bit late perhaps, but I am there! The premise for her scene here is she sneaks into a bedroom, drinks beer, plays with a sex toy, is caught by an “authority figure”, starts gobbling cock like you wouldn’t believe and has sex and a load of cum dumped in her ass. Check out that blowjob! She attacks it with such quick head bobs – really nice to see! The rest of the scenes (Courtney Cummz! and Hillary Scott!) are also great, there is a considerably amount of anal. And the video quality is great. It’s a must see.
Little Miss Innocent? 2 from Hot Boxxx B Good looking girls and nicely shot material. There are a couple of anal scenes.
Young Cummers from Fusxion B With Covergal Taylor Rain – from 2004 - she’s done a ton of movies, yet this might be a rare one I had not seen until now. Added bonus: Tyla Wynn!
Sluts in the Sun from Private B This is part of the “When Porn Stars Play” series, where I guess the stars are supposedly on their own time have group sex and filming it. The guys have cameras, but it is also shot by a crew. So, they do insert some of that footage into the scene complete with that fake viewfinder junk. There was a ski trip movie in this series with a similar set up. The sex was good.
I just put this one in my rental queue. Ohhh...1997, that is an oldie for what I am currently renting - though I've been a fast and furious renter for 10 years.
Wow! With this post *pow* *zap* *zoom* I join the 1000 post club after 3 years of mostly on and off activity here at ADT. Is it anything like the mile high club? Anyhow, congrats to me.
At one time I would try to rank movies using a food comparison ranging from the fairly common Arby’s roast beef sandwich all the way up to a 7-course tasting menu with wine pairing at Spago. I suppose it is only fair now that I mention a book that has been brought to my attention that just might be amusing: "The Sex Life of Food: When Body and Soul Meet to Eat" written by the surprisingly named Bunny Crumpacker. Wha? Amazon.com has to be messing with us now! But I do hope there are pictures.
And now on to the short list of quickies. Sometimes if there are just 2 really good scenes, I’ll give a movie an A grade. Sometimes I will skip grading a movie and if I’m really into a scene I’ll name the actress!
Cunt Gushers from RLD BCheck out the Alica Angel scene! I wasn’t overly impressed with the squirting – the girls just have some spurts after some aggressive male fingering. I’d rather see full streams of liquid flow out for many feet, hitting others in the face. But that is just me. This title does excel in one area: There is an A+ excellent anal fucking scene with Alica Angel. Simply amazing. The guy really rams it in there and it is quite a willing hole. The doggie style sex is great, as it the reverse cowgirl. See it just for this scene – it is out of this world.
Anal Violation 2 from Platinum X I really like the facial expression on that back cover girl. I really didn’t get into it – but hardcore fans will really like all the intense action.
Max Faktor 14 from Max Hardcore YES! Courtney Simpson! I have a full review up on this one. I’m a Courtney fan and this one will probably go down as one of the better Max scenes – and he accidentally on purpose slips it into her ass. Repeatedly. Oh no! A+ for this scene.
Tease Me Then Please Me 3 from RLD A The Tiffany Rayne and Sierra Sinn scenes are excellent! Trust me! Your cock will thank me! If it could talk! I’m probably the last guy on the new Tiffany bandwagon. What a sweetheart! We get some tease from her, and before long she is on all fours, rump in the air taking a buttplug and then a cock in the ass. Eventually another guy joins in. Great stuff. Sierra Sinn also has a great scene with another porno playing on a large screen TV behind her as she bangs her pussy hole with a dildo and eventually get fucked by a real cock.
Teenage Peach Fuzz from RLD A- It should be no surprise I like this one with little Ms. Tiffany Rayne – I’m really starting to notice her in movies now. Mary Anne also has a really good scene. Those are my favorites on disc. Looking forward to more Peach Fuzz.
Big Wet Asses 7 from Elegant Angel All the big names in this one: Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach, Gia Jordan and little ol’ Kinzie Kenner (who is growing up!) This one is a little bit of a letdown after the great part 6 – I see Zupko is no longer the director. The series has always been hit and miss for me – still it is worth a look for most. I didn’t fully get into it and zipped through it pretty fast.
Letdowns
I was disappointed by Young Bung 3 from Mayhem and Ariana Jollee. I liked part one so much. Either I was tired or I just didn’t like the way it was shot outside. You may find it just as good as the others. Another disappointment was Perfect Teens 1 from Sineplex.
Best in Show: Butt Fucked from Hustler. Tyla Wynn and Barbara Summers! Mmm-delici-yoso!!!!! Ah, one cold winter night I sat down with four rentals. At first they were nothing special – until I hit Butt Fucked, that is. Sweet, sweet Butt Fucked. But, I’ll list the others first.
Deep Throat This 29 from North Star C Home of the monster...uh somethings – I forget. Average looking video, average cocksuckery – but gobs and gobs of cum slathered about the girls faces. That is the big highlight for that series. I’m probably going to give up on it. I didn’t even see Peter North in this one. The girls are average, though admittedly, the cumshots are huge. Faces do get drenched.
Anal POV 3 from RLD and Everhard. It’s okay, I saw a couple of interesting girls. Picture seemed grainy, but gave too much skin detail on the girls. Color was good. I’m a little put off by his odd shaped cock. Hardcore Whores from Platinum X. It’s rated 4 (out of 5) stars by 3 users at my rental site multiply that all out, carry the one, and was expecting something pretty darn good. It was okay. The back cover does look great and I must have enjoyed a couple of the scenes. Grade for each: B
Butt Fucked from Hustler and Axel Braun AIt’s real winner! Now this one really got me hard. I actually popped a load into a cup and drank it after if you can believe that. Burp. Tyla Wynn is always ready for anything. It’s pretty much straight to getting fucked in the ass in this movie. She slides up and down his pole for what seems like 10 minutes in reverse cowgirl. Wowsa! Barbara Summers sits on some guys face, he gobbles her ass and then she slides right down on his cock for some anal – reverse cowgirl style, naturally. Visually, this title is stunning from a video quality and color standpoint. No need to settle for a quickie on this one – I posted a full review here.
Another night I released my tensions to these two - all blowjob movies:
Blow Me Sandwich 8 from Zero Tolerance A Great looking girls, they go 2 on 1 against the guy, so that is a lot of fun with each girl shoving the other girls head way onto the cock and everything that goes along with 2 on 1 action – but the cum shots are a bit weak. But everything else about it is really good. I really liked this one.
Suck it Dry 2 – Evil Angel A+ An even better blowjob movie! And again, another excellent release from Jonni Darkko. This one is jam packed with jamming cocks. These cocksuckers gulp gulp gulp for 3 hours – and 15 scenes!
I heartily agree - at least from the one and a half scenes I was able to make it through before launching a load! The Marquetta Jewel scene alone is almost enough to make me buy this disc. TONS of deepthroating with ECWC, drool to the max, etc. etc. - all the stuff I love in a BJ movie. This is a BIG improvement over SID1. I wonder if Darkko is actually reading our commentaries here at ADT (yeah, right).
At any rate - thanks for the recommendation HeyNow - you hit the nail on the head with this one!
Of course, that was a joke in honor of this thread. I got an email from someone who actually thought I would do something so disgusting.
Two more from my current favorite, Axel Braun:
Ass Stretchers 4 from Mayhem AA must see! This one certainly lives up to its name. Ariana Jollee, Barbara Summer and Naudia Nyce each put in really hot hardcore scenes. Tons of anal in this flick! One girl in the solo stuff really spreads her legs wide and shows us her side of the world. Video quality is excellent. Nice to see this series revived (Skeeter did the others.) The cum blasts are free flowing in this one!
Heat from Huster A Pure Fucking Perfection proclaims the backcover. Well, close anyhow. Beautifully shot as expected – not as much anal as Ass Stretchers, but there is some. And it is a cum bath deluxe!
Either of these will satisfy your needs.
And the rest:
All You Can Eat 2 from ZT B Tons of girls with 2 guys, each filmed outside. This one is just rated one star (that’s low!) at BushDVD by two people. It’s better than that! I saw a lot of great stuff – I really like the scenes where the girls all bend over on all fours in a line and the guys come on down the line popping into whatever hole is friendly. Just 2 scenes. It’s worth a look! Cum blow up!
Breakin’ ‘em In 8 from RLD A+ This one is amazing. Super hot girls and some great intros. From first timer Paris to Penny Flame and her friend to Brianna and her very first anal – I can barely believe it, she seems to take it so easy. This one is totally filmed in the RLD/Plat X warehouse with some setup in the office. Nice batches of cum are delivered!
Anal Expedition 8 from RLD B+ My favorite scenes were with Sierra Sinn (she has a toy in her ass from the start!) and Taryn Thomas – both in there own scenes. Another cum bash supreme!
Uh...you're thinking, "Was he gone?" Just a brief hiatus. Well, no matter. I'll give a very quickie run down:
Anal Annihilation 1 C Cum Beggars 4 C Fluff and Fold B I Dig 'Em in Pigtails 2 B- Just Over Eighteen 13 C+ Slut Diaries A Assploitations C A History of Porn C Perfect Teen 2 C
A lot of average stuff. Look for Kinzie Kenner in Slut Diaries from Digital Sin. It's a real stand out scene and a rare anal as they advertise - she's taking it like a pro now! And such a huge cock too! A+ scene! Holly Wellin has a great scene too! Condoms in Fluff and Fold but some nice sex, great looking video and check out the girl that pops a suction cup realistic penis on top of a washing machine and goes at it. Pussy and ass! Priceless!!!!!
I've got lots of reviews pending for ADT including a couple sex toy reviews. I'm getting to them Steph! I'm going to pound them out!!! And it looks like RLD has some great ones coming up! These back covers look excellent: Twisted Vision #3, One on One #5, Lick Her Ass Off My Dick (What a title! Great front cover too!) and Ass Attack #3. I got pretty excited as all these back covers look very good. All these are popping out in April. Strange – I don’t think I’ve ever seen Twisted Vision parts 1 or 2. And aren't there some squirting movies coming out in April? Should be a busy month plus who knows what other great titles! I plan and reporting back here soon!
When I rent movies, I don’t really spend just too much time with each one. If something doesn’t strike my fancy I’ll move on – so thoughts can be pretty brief:
Ass Breath from Smash Could this one be a compilation? Doesn’t say so on the box, but I’m sure I saw that Courtney Cummz scene before. Best one on the disc. Otherwise, it’s not really that interesting of a movie.
Bodacious Booty from Evil Angel and Jonni Darkko A- This was a nice hot one, but not so numbingly hot that your dick falls off - Sandra Romain and Tiffany Mynx get their asses ruined in the first 2 scenes. I found a couple later scenes to be just so-so. But when it works, it is scrumdiddilyumscious!!!
Gaper Maker 6 from Zero Tolerance B It lives up to its name! This has got to be a wildly successful series. Tons of anal – I’m not into the foreign look that much or the extreme gapes, but still most of the scenes are pretty good.
Illegal Ass from 3rd Degree They used to put out such great stuff – visually I just don’t care for most of their titles anymore – yet the box cover looks great.
Anal Authority 3 from Digital Sin A This is one to put on your list – beautifully shot with, duh, lots of ass funking. Every scene is a winner – oddly, just 4 scenes here – but the first is a doozy with Kelly Wells and another girl against 2 guys so I guess that makes up for it.
Erotica XXX 11 from Digital Sin B Overall a decent rental – nothing here really worth running out to buy – but Riley Mason is a cutie! There are a couple of other good scenes. Mostly vaginal.
I Know You're Watching 5 from Digital Sin and Xavier Mann A- I’ve read here on ADT that Xavier Mann is an alias for Jonni Darkko – I don’t really know for sure, but it looks great. Complete lack of anal – but the girls are hot and there is a lot of eye contact with the camera.
Finger Licking Good 3 from Third Degree Not a big fan of all-girl – but wanted to check this one out. Nicely shot with hot girls – if you like this stuff you would probably like this one. It’s all licking and finger fucking if you watch the movie straight thru, but there is an option to see toys. There you get some dildo action – sometimes even in the ass.
In the end, Bodacious Booty and Anal Authority are my picks. Anyone else got some must see movies to mention?
Usually, if I don't put a grade it would be a C (average) or just didn't quite appeal to me so I withhold an actual grade - but in this case, if you are looking for an all girl title this is a really good one to pick. Cute outfits, beauty girls, great video, I'd say B+ . I'd need to see some squirting to take it higher. All girl to me is like a meal of mashed potatoes and a salad without a nice thick juicy steak.
Where is the guy? If he never returns someone else will have to pick up the quote harvesting and post favorites.
Okay, this is the part of the post that I write my hellos and an intro to my HeyNow Quickie Reviews. Really, I should be posting masturbation tips – and I might do that at some point – but for now I might post of a picture of a beautiful naked lady at the beginning of each entry – just to boost readership a little. Bare-naked tits might do it I think. Let me know and I will see if I can make it happen. It would just be an unrelated picture from deep in my archives that has nothing to do with the ladies in any of the movies. Would that be a problem? I used to use the “...” (ellipses) a lot in my writing – now I used that hyphen a lot and probably incorrectly. It’s a little neater though...and not so casual...still a mess probably from an overall sentence structure point of view eh?
Anyhow...
Barely Legal 54 from Hustler B+ This series is so consistent: young ladies, some sort of “real life” set-up as to why the girl and the guy might meet combined with great looking video. I like this series. Oh, the scenes are pretty short with just a couple of positions - none of them too drawn out – and it all usually ends with a pop to the face. Highlights for me were Tiffany Holiday and Madison Lynn
Boob Bangers 2 from Evil Angel and Jonni Darkko A+ I pretty much try to get every Darkko movie soon after the release – this one has been out for 6 months - but I somehow missed this one. Or maybe I was put off by the possible tittie fucking? I shouldn’t have, because this one is ball achingly great! I really liked every scene of these girls with big natural ones. Combined with the Darkko video skills this gets a most recommended rank from me. I was thinking about this one the next day – and it doesn’t contain a bit of anal sex except in a bonus scene – and I loves seeing the butt fucking. Disc also has a bonus extra blow job with a squirt to the ‘tater tots (i.e. tits.)
Vault of Whores 1 directed by our very own Tricia Devereaux! It’s an ambitious one! You get some storyline and some interesting scenes and setups – check it out. Every scene didn’t do it for me – but you get some variation.
1 Lucky Fuck 2 from Platinum X B+ Seems to be an ADT fan favorite. I don’t think I was overly impressed with the first – though if done correctly, I like the concept. If the girl seems into it, I like the heel holding, edge of the sofa, cock deep throating. This one has lots of that – plus some close up zooms to the girls face with her cheek budging. And the girls have pretty big tits so those hang over the sofa arm – a bonus! This one is 4 or so guys against one girl. Lots of blow jobs. The sex isn’t partially interesting, but really only seems to take place so that she can get load after load of cum on her face while getting fucked. This I like!
Barely Legal 55 from Hustler B+ Ah, Hustler, of course. As you can see, I’m trying to catch up on these (parts 56 and 57 are out already!) I have seen pretty much every part of this long series. The video is rich in color and sharp plus they use fresh girls. Sometimes these girls just do a few scenes and get on out (or maybe just stick with internet stuff) or sometimes it is the start of a career. This part has Vanessa Lynn, a fine looking Jenna Preasly and direct from the high school locker room, fucking the gym teacher, it’s Sasha Knox. 5 scenes and the whole thing is over in an hour and a half. Extras are minimal (actually pretty much nonexistent.)
Matador 2: Ally Goes to the Wild Side from Private B 1999 Private classic. This one is okay, but there are better episodes in this series – go for #6 Dirty Men at Work or #9 18 Holes Passion on the Green or another one of the later ones. (I saw this one originally a few years ago.)
If you are in a porno rut – I’d say give that Boob Bangers 2 a try. And it might be some time before I can see that new Jenna Haze flick – hasn’t been added to BushDVD. *sad face*
Oops. Actually it has THREE yes count them, 3!, extra bonus shorts - I call them sextras - this is my favorite type of extra. Well, two of them are more of a hand job with some tittie play with a pop.
It’s the all-new Good Friday edition! Praise Lord! Hey hey my my! Porn can never die! My mom mentioned something that I think is Hot Dog for Wieners, where she said there were goose-fat fries and tables with tablecloths along with wet pussies glimmering and assholes ready to gape open on command but I don’t know is this a place like a "real" restaurant? Or a movie? Or just a location in the city to meet girls? Might it be a good party spot? I recall that they close before dinner.
I might be wrong about that whole thing…so for now what HEYNOW movies hit my DVD player? As always, use the grade as the final judgment. Sometimes I will ramble on about nothing, other times I will mix up the name of a girl. And this round, I’ll be dropping the names of a few high profile Adult DVD Talkers in an effort to legitimize my Quickie Reviews™
Spain in the Ass from Zero Tolerance B I really like the Zero Tolerance website – they have picture galleries of their movies - you can see if the scenes meet your fancy (this is at their on demand website). Some others do that – others don’t. I think they might have the best studio website. Anyhow, this one looked real promising – and I wasn’t disappointed.
Who's Your Daddy? 8 from Zero Tolerance B I’ve always liked this series – though I guess my volume isn’t always up high enough to actually hear if they call the guy “Daddy” – but I do really like the intros in which they confirm with the girl that it really ISN’T her Poppy. The best scene here is Alicia Angel – pounded doubly hard. Right between the cheeks. Wow. And I did hear a little more Oh Daddy talk.
DNA: Deep 'N Ass 1 by Jules Jordan C Fire up the way back machine – this is from the year 2001! As I typically rent from the 2005 and newer release list (with an occasional look back at 2004 or 2003) this is a real classic for me. But I skipped over all of it pretty quickly. There is a lot better stuff out there now!
Breakin' in the New Chick 1 from VCA C+
Double Dutch from Exquisite Multimedia B- The Courtney Simpson scene was pretty good – I rented it for that. This is where she wears her actual Arizona cheerleading outfit. She does a high kick or two and gets fucked by two guys. Overall I didn’t see anything on the disc that makes me want to see more from the studio.
Gold Label from Damaged C I might be totally in the dark – but I don’t think I’ve seen anything from this studio. And Joey, it isn’t a pissing flick as you might have suspected. I zipped thru this one in a few minutes. I just didn’t get into it – visually it’s pretty good, but not great, music was a little too loud for my tastes.
Angels of Debauchery 5 from Evil Angel and my favorite director! A- Hillary Scott has a great ass fucking scene. And I think it is Jamie Huxley with another girl to kick the title off – also a really great scene with hinder hole sex. Covergirl Naomi ends the whole thing with a nice clean scene. A couple lesser scenes in the middle – and why weren’t Jasmine Tame’s boob scars covered some how? Other than those, a great looking flick.
Teen Fuck Holes 4 from Platinum X B+ Sounds nasty! And it was.
Twisted Vision 3 from Red Light District A I guess this is Michael Stefano’s POV series, with a twist. This one must have been flying under the radar – I have yet to see parts 1 or 2. The twist here that there is a little scene setup, nearly like a feature (girl coming along to sell newspapers or girl scout (?!) cookies) and look for Penny Flame in a great scene in what must be the RLD warehouse. I recommend highly – and check that back cover for a glimpse of what you’ll be seeing. Also just wait for that final scene with Sierra Sinn! OMG! Marvelous and blistering! And I think you might like this one Pagoda, if you are reading!
Cumming of Age 1 from Hot Boxxx and Axel Braun B This Hot Boxxx must be a kissing cousin to Digital Sin – very similar looking flicks.
Ass Fucked 2 from Jim Powers at Mayhem B+ Bono-ONE liked this one (pretty little poopers plugged with cock is what he said!) and that is good enough for me! Nearly anyhow! The title and the stars (Hillary Scott, Melissa Lauren and oh wow Tyla Wynn) seals the deal. I liked how they left the girls in a pile at the end of their scene with a sign that reads, “I’ve just been ASS FUCKED!” – you have to see the movie to understand.
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I was going to check out that one, especially if there are no fake boobies (are there?) because I like the setup/vignette idea, until you mentioned Gondola, I'm really not into the porn Gondola is watching...
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Thanks for the reviews wish i had come across this thread a couple of months ago
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Hi Greg - I got your email from the other week. I don't recall if I replied or not. Great looking movie and American Sorority Sluts (I get it! It stands for ASS! Sweet!) looks great too with some anal action. What are you currently working on?
The great thing about Digital Sin movies is that visually, they are really very good looking - rich flesh colors, good lighting - along with great looking girls and hot sex (much of it anal) and better than averge locations. The studio or their releases don't seem to get a lot of talk here at ADT - but I've been a big fan since the days of Anal Trainer by Jonni Darkko.
Hi Anal Aficionado, hopefully you have found some good movies from my list. Anything with an A grade is a good start – if your tastes are anywhere close to mine – and I do like to see the anal sex thought I might not be a devotee as your are. Plus between this thread and my earlier one that covered half of 2004 and half of 2005 I’ve created a nice web log of my rentals and do find myself checking back to see how I rated older titles as new releases in those same series come out.
This seems like a good time to look back and create a list of the best of the best. The following titles all got an A+ from me. I call them the lucky 13:
Squirtwoman 2 Erotica XXX 8 Baker's Dozen 2 Matador 15 Sex Tapes Crack Addict 1 Anal Retentive 5 Anal Authority She Takes Two Gaper Maker 4 Slant Eye For The Straight Guy Suck it Dry 2 Breakin’ ‘em In 8 Boob Bangers 2
I most highly recommend any of these – and some do have a great deal of poophole sex.
I didn't recall any fake ones - not overly so anyhow - the best scenes feature pretty small girls.
If you’ve read my rantings and ravings before you might know that I am in what seems to be the small minority of guys that doesn’t really get into the specific girls. Maybe I am just in the minority among ADTers? I just don’t get hung up specific girls and don’t rent just for the girls all that often. Instead, I go with favorite directors, reliable studios and often just the plan old box cover.
Anyhow…
Lick Her Ass Off My Dick from Red Light District A- Plenty of ass fucking here, guys. And what a title! Directed by Martin Del Toro. Once the ass is used and abused the other girl has to guzzle cock – whoa nelly! Absolutely delightful! Mmm! Forget about seeing pussies fucked here. And then there is one part where Tyla Wynn holds Kelly Wells ass open and I swear there wasn’t one part of cock even touching the sidewalls. Like fucking a fart. I posted a full review already (sorry about the excessive usage of the F word, Steph – I’ll try to ease up on that!)
Wet Dreams Cum True 5 from Zero Tolerance B I really like this Wendi Knight series. Quaserman is typically her cameraman. She also puts out the Grand Theft Anal series and Strip Tease Then Fucks. Ah Courtney Cummz! Oh, I imagine her belly could be served up as a fillet - it’s surely got nice thin strips of tender fat separating layers of meat and that would make for very flavorful eating. Or I guess we can just imagine chomping on her pussy hole.
Naughty Book Worms 2 from Naughty America B The back cover looked pretty good – didn’t know what to expect from this studio and wound up with a good quality school girl style movie. If you don’t like the little RLD or Plat X watermarks on the lower corner you’ll hate this one: They have a big Naughty America.com splashed across the lower screen. It’s as big as a weather announcement (Tornado Warning!) That is enough to put the studio on the Do Not Call list. Penny Flame and a girl that did anal are the highlights here.
Sex with Young Girls 9 from Digital Sin B+ Your normal stuff from Digital Sin – a few good scenes, large cocks, beautiful girls and so on. Jamie Elle puts in one heck of an anal scene!
Bait 4 from Mayhem B I didn’t spend just too much time with it, but plenty of anal sex.
X Vision 2 from X-Worx B The music was a little loud and distracting during the scenes, visually quite fine. The Anna Nova scene is very good.
POV Fantasy 1 from Digital Sin A- Ball bustingly good! Yes, be on the lookout for some NUT CRACKIN, Brother Love style! He loves getting knocked in the ballsack! Rita Faltoyano and Tory Lane each have winning scenes but really the whole movie is quite good.
But wait, the weather forecast is showing a chance of drizzle and showers with a 100% chance of urine soaked panties! Yes, it is April and I have some squirting flicks to check out soon!
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I've shot with Mike to be release SOON
Fresh outta high school 1 : A great Teen line with REAL school girls uniform and great set up : Starring : Ava Rose, Mya Rose, Franzesca Valentina, Jeanie Marie, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Rayne, Mike Adriano, Erik Everhard, Sacha and Steve French.
What an Ass ! 2 : For butt lovers starring : Roxy De Ville, Kelly Brooks, Mya Rose, Ava Rose, Tia Sweet, Lorena Sanchez, Mike Adriano, Erik Everhard and Sacha.
Anallica 1 : We're just done filming this one and it's gonna be our best one so far ! with 10 girls ! 7 Anal ! for real anal lovers... Great teasing, amazing lingerie and outfits, luxurious locations and some great Nasty creative surprises.
Starring : Kelly Wells, Vanessa Lane, Holly Wellin, Haley Scott, Hillary Scott, Samantha Sinn for her third scene, Liv Wylder, Marie Luv, Sierra Sinn and Angela Stone, Mike Adriano, Sacha and Erik Everhard.
It boggles the mind! Will the next big porn trend be farts? And asses that gape so big that they exceed the size of the cocks that fuck them – so we just get a rush of air moving out with every plunge giving us that elusive fart fuck? I hope so. I have a lot of porn coming into the house and I cannot figure out where it is coming in from. Does boric acid around the walls work well to stop this? Anything better? We had a pest guy come to check on snakes in the attic (another story!) and he said I have a porn problem but gave no real solution. I’ve really got a major infestation – would a few traps filled with arsenic help?
So I guess for now I will just keep on with the HeyNow Quickies™ - as you can see, I have a bunch:
POV Centerfolds 2 from Zero Tolerance A An excellent point-of-view flick. Beautiful girls – and a total of six scenes! Some are one on one, a couple of scenes are one guy on 2 girls (always nice to see) and a rare POV 2 guy on 1 girl scene. I don’t recall seeing this before – not for the entire scene. It’s pretty exhilarating during the DP action. You’ll feel like you are right there!
Sperm Splattered from Platinum X B The video quality (lighting and color) is really good here. I liked the Courtney Simpson scene the best – she and another girl (Chloe Morgan maybe?) take on 4 other guys and then they all cum in their faces. Whoever that first guy was – he really loaded their faces up. This is blowjob and cum on the face type of movie – vaginas and anuses were not breached. The movie is pretty short – under 2 hours. And Courtney; all I know is she is as clean as a whistle baby - she didn't let the cat out!
Slam It! In Rough from Evil Angel C I don’t think I’ve seen any of this series – it sounds great – but this one really wasn’t for me. (They also have Slam It! series: Slam It! Double Penetration / In Deeper / In Every Hole / In Harder / In Her Ass – maybe I would like one of those better.) The first scene started out great, but the rest were just ehhh.
Squirting 201 4 from Exquisite Multimedia A This one is a lot of fun – just very casually shot, so you see the others in the room (I guess the crew). I never did stop to figure out which one is actually Axel Braun even though I like bunches of his movies. Angela Stone and Cytherea are my favorites in this one – Kat is really good too. I’m liking her more and more. Angela Stone can squirt really far – I’m guessing over 10 feet. No joke! Picture quality is great, but they probably had to do mold remediation on that room afterwards – I’m certain there was some water damage.
Anal Cavity Search 2 from Evil Angel B+ I didn’t see part 1 so I thought I might be a little confused – but I guess it doesn’t matter much. I like what I have seen from Erik Everhard in the past. Obviously lots of anal sex here – some of it wasn’t shot how I would prefer nor was the video quality and color what I would like to see (overall had a little too much yellowish tint) but beyond all that a pretty solid flick and I doubt anyone would really have any problems with the video. And be warned (or simply be prepared to be aroused, depending on your point of view) there is plenty of gaping – large, large gaping – and they really do search those anal cavities. I saw some girls inner poophole bubbling away – a full 2 or 3 inches in. Wow. I nearly looked away.
I only rented and saw disc 1.
Naughty College School Girls 36 from Digital Sin B From 2004 – your standard stuff from Digital Sin. Pretty much just vaginal sex here – I liked the scene with – I think the name was Ally – looking at ADT reviews, I guess this one goes by the name of Allie Sin. She has a few tattoos (cartoon stuff on her arms and stars on her belly). She has a great simple administrative assistant type look – but just a little nastier. And fun. She doesn’t have a ton of energy, but I liked her look. I really didn’t get that into the other girls on the disk.
Cum Craving Teens 3 from Elegant Angel by someone named Zakk Wylde B Your standard movie where girls catch cum with their faces and mouths. Nicely shot, rich colors – the whole deal. Purely pussy fucking. I liked the Penny Flame scene lots!
Slutinas from Platinum X B I really like the back cover of this movie. That is Christina Agave – without her the movie might have gotten a C from me. Really a nice anal scene!
Erotica XXX 7 from Digital Sin A This one is also a 2004 Digital Sin flick from a full 2 years ago that I somehow missed. I looked back at my Quickies™ and saw that I gave part 8 an A+. I won’t quite go that far with this one, but plenty of anal sex in this one – much more than I expected. Really nicely shot – a real joy to watch and to recommend. A very worthy rental, and surely it can be picked up for pretty cheaply now. I’ve seen most from this series – overall kind of hit and miss, but mostly hit. Back to part 7, Cameron James, Lucy Thai and Alesha Bizart all put in superb anal scenes.
With an online rental queue packed full of 200 movies I see no real end it sight to my review thread unless I was to convert it all to my very own blog – I would do it in a heartbeat if I thought I could make a buck.
It seems that during the fiscal first quarter, the marketing department at Elegant Angel submitted a creative and original marketing plan. The plan was to have William H. film 3 squirt filled movies. This plan was consistently followed throughout the quarter and was done in a very enthusiastic manner. The entire team was involved and sets were flooded not to mention the secondary point of attention, which was to focus heavily on increasing traffic right to Flower Tucci (specifically, her ass). The combination of these marketing efforts proved to be very effective and Flower Tucci has increased her butt occupancy by 24% within the quarter. Congratulations! And she isn’t the only one. Angela Stone gets rammed but good and so does Annie Cruz all while gushing gallons of glorious gooey. But now out and on to the HeyNow Quickies™ Squirt Edition:
Flower's Squirt Shower 3 B+ Flower Tucci is in every scene here, squirting up a storm, sometimes by herself and some guys, sometimes with other girls and, of course, guys to fuck them. There is a great scene that starts off with 3 girls all fucking themselves with dildos, legs high in the air, panties half off, and of course Kat has it stuck in her ass – oh did I mention all three of them are squirting away? Priceless.
Supersquirt 3 A This ended up being my favorite of the April squirts trilogy. It was mostly streaming squirts – my favorite. Tiana Lynn is here in a non-sex role to watch each scene. Unlike the last one, this doesn’t just stick with one starlet. Here we get (my favs) Kat and Angela Stone (a hugely successful squirter – Olympic distances from her!) and Annie Cruz (she and Kat pee all over each other!) and a few others.
Swallow My Squirt 3 B Naturally much more mouth capturing of the squirts – it’s good and Angela Stone is a pro. Overall, this one wasn’t quite as memorable than the other two titles but that is just me. Of course, Flower Tucci is back for another and fan favorite Georgia Peach joins the fun.
All three of these are from Elegant Angel and director William H.
Honestly, I think Angela Stone should be the reigning (raining?) champion of all things squirt related. I have to say my XXX rental site is becoming something of a shack – hasn’t that Jenna Haze Darkside movie been out for a month? It still isn’t available for rental at that site. Nor do they have anything from Vouyer Media. Sad. Yet, I’ve kept myself busy.
Greg, I just got American Sorority Sluts and just gave it a quick glance – it looks good – I’ll give it a full viewing (if you know what I mean) and give it a quickie entry next round. The other upcoming titles really sound good – especially Anallica 1, that one sounds exactly what I am looking for. And now, it’s a rare Sunday morning update for me (well, it’s still morning on the west coast) and we are rolling with the Quickies.
Erotica XXX 9 from Digital Sin B After the success (for me) of part 7 I rushed this one in! It wasn’t as good, and really only one solid anal scene – but there was some okay vaginal only stuff. Nicely shot as expected from the studio. Leah Luv has a great scene with a huge one.
One on One 5 from Red Light District C- The back cover looks decent, but this one has little appeal for me. I didn’t like the way it looked, the way the girls looked, just the overall movie – it was out of my DVD player in minutes. Maybe I was picky – maybe I wasn’t horny enough – who knows? But I’ve liked John Strong movies in the past (like Ass 2 Mouth and Altered Assholes) so I would imagine the same will be true for the future.
Desperate House Whores from Hustler I didn’t get into this one at all – and Stephen Colbert might simply put this series on notice, I’m just going to go full tilt and declare the series dead to me. Okay, that might be a little far – I know I liked an earlier entry of this series.
Hardcore D.P. from Red Light District A- Oh man, Leah Luv again! This girl luvs getting fucked. Here is another Martin Del Toro production – he seems to be responsible for half of what is new at RLD. He’s also got a couple of releases from Platinum X this month – he’s probably the hardest working director out there now. He’s taking a little heat here at ADT for all the spitting, but some people love it and if you don’t you can skip over pretty easy. The video is top notch and that is real important plus all the hot sex going on. The arm pit fucking and spitting seems to be kept to a minimum here. Leah Luv is pretty damn great as is Kelly Wells – what a girl – she treats each sex scene like it’s a rollercoaster – Woooooooooooooooooo! Fans of the DP should love this one (honestly it isn’t my favorite genre but it is very nicely filmed here).
Pole Position POV from VCA and Axel Braun B You might think this is from Peter North – but it is not. A pretty good POV flick – I thought the video was a little grainy at some points. Big cock in this one.
Barely Legal 56 and Barely Legal 57 from Hustler B- You know what you are going to get with these, nothing revolutionary here – and maybe just one or two anal scenes. The newish girls are something to see but this series could use a little something extra (I see Courtney Simpson is covergirl for part 58) and maybe get just a little nastier (more butt fucking!) I think I overloaded on Hustler between getting these two and another one called Barely Legal Spoiled Brats.
Some pretty brief thoughts this time around – I’m close to a total porn burn out. (Oh God no!!!) So here we go, it is what it is:
Just 18 6 from Swank Digital B+ Foreign flick – offered up some good anal shots. I’d look for more from this series.
American Sorority Sluts from Digital Sin B+ I overall liked it – but a little put off by tattoos on a couple of the girls.
Ass Breeder 3 from 3rd Degree B+ 2 or 3 really good scenes.
Moving Violations from Smash C Ehh.
Ass Jazz from Evil Angel C Directed by Jazz Duro – new to me. I didn’t get into this one at all.
And finally...
Milk Junkies 2 from Jay Sin at Sineplex A This is the one that has girls spraying milk out of their butts. I’ll give it an A, but warning there is not as much spraying milk as the first one. You have to admit that the bathtub scene in part 1 was superb and hard to beat. Anyhow, this one, even on the basis of just a butt fucking movie it offers up some greatness. The first scene and the final scene are really good – the middle two a little less so for me. I could probably write more on this one – and if no one does soon I’ll submit a review. But the end result is my recommendation to just see it.
This round I got caught with nearly all Digital Sin flicks – it’s not quite enough to poop your pants over unless you grabbed a couple of butterburgers for lunch and chased them down with a tasty frozen custard. Not much in the way of crotch spreading, ass plugging nastiness here. But there is slight hope, Kelly Wells is in one of them and you just know what she does and how she does it.
Yes.
Of course, Kelly Wells gets it in the assholio.
Hell, I’m just going to give everyone a B+ and call it good.
All Teens from Digital Sin B+ The teens typically wore miniskirts in this one. I liked that.
I Know You're Watching 2 from Digital Sin B+ From a couple of years back – lots of eye contact (natch!) in this one.
Double Play 4 from Digital Sin B+ Oh, I forgot, they squeezed a little extra anal into this one. With 10 girls how could you not?
Naughty College School Girls 29 from Digital Sin B+ This movie is a couple of years old. And Cindy Crawford: yum!
Bangin' Black from Digital Sin B+ Lots of cute outfits on the ladies. And oh, cripes this is the one where Kelly Wells gets so horribly shafted. I mean, it’s really good.
For the most part all of these would be good for that guy that asked about vaginal only movies last week. Over all, they (obviously) all blended together. But yet, collectively, kept my interest for a couple of hours.
And then we have, da da daaaaaa!
Mind Fuck from Red Light District B+ Sandra Romain fires up the first scene in this movie – great stuff. Wow. Lots of anal sex. The second scene has Rita Faltoyano in “Blackout” – no not what you think. She wakes up with a couple of loads on her face and has to remember what happened. Cute. I lost my interest in the rest of the scenes. I guess this was the first RLD movie to have some sort of story.
Sidenote: one of these Digital Sin flicks had a bonus scene from Anal Trainer 11 – reminded me of how damn good those movies where. Any chance (anyone) of seeing another one? We are due – that last one came out in November. We are due! If not, well that series died way too young for me.
I’ve got a fairly big load of reviews and I’ll spray them right in the collective faces of ADTers:
Black Inside Me 2 from Third Degree B+ Claire Robbins kicks this one off with a hot scene. Kelly Wells has another great scene – she starts off playing with a buttplug. It’s deep in her ass and she forces it out with a blast. Cute.
Twisted Vision 2 from Red Light District A This is the Michael Stefano POV series – I really liked part 3 so I am working my way back. It’s a solid pick no matter how you splice it. We get the POV action (beautiful blowjobs) and general fuckerings in the everyday setting – like a coffee shop and your own backyard. Hillary Scott and Tory Lane are really good.
Teen Times Two 2 from Zero Tolerance A- Super cute girls all around here – as the title might suggest we get 2 girls in each scene up against a guy. Amazing looking girls. Top notch video quality.
Virgin Territory from Haley Paige and Smash Pictures This wasn’t for me – ‘nuff said.
Throat Gaggers 10 from Red Light District B+ Everyone knows what to expect with this one – gagging throats. There are few chicks here that have a sensitive gag reflex. Covergirl Sophie Dee has a great scene as do Kaci Starr (a cutie!) and Mysti May (she’s a li’l gagger!) but at 3 hours long you’ll surely find girls you like – this is purely a blowjob movie.
Anal POV 2 from Red Light District B+ Directed by Erik Everhard. I’m a little behind on the times getting this one. It’s very highly rated here at ADT. Supposedly POV stands for Prostitutes On Video – but it is also normal POV too. The video seemed a little dark but also a little too much color – I can’t quite explain. But not much of an issue as I liked this one – plus the girls looked great. Melissa Lauren has a very good scene – as do several others.
Ass Fucked 5 from Mayhem A Excellent all the way – except I didn’t get into the first scene too much – but after that it is whoa nelly good! I’d almost call this one an ultra hardcore version of Hustlers Barely Legal since the production standards seem about the same – rich, sharp video with a little made up situation for the sex scenes. Obviously plenty for the anal fan in all of us. Some scenes end with the girl in a heap and that cardboard sign that reads “I’ve just been ass fucked!” I don’t know any of the girls names except Monica Sweetheart who is pretty good in this one – stunningly beautiful as always. 3 other really good scenes – including one with some crying, storytelling girl that gets a sudden hard rod slammed into her ass (sounds harsh but she is fine with it.)
Sex City from Private A This is the Woodman take on Sin City. They really mix it all up with color (switching from shot to shot) and flipping back and forth between different sex scenes. I didn’t try to keep track of the story but you get plenty (and I mean plenty) of sex in this one – much of it anal. Picture quality is perfectly fine. Be on the lookout for the female doctor/nurse – she is stunningly hot. I guess her name is Gwen Cortez according to the Sex City website.
Twisted Vision 1 from Red Light District B It’s the Stefano POV series again – I finally get to see the one that started it all. It’s nice to see Taylor Rain again (not really “again” as this one is from late 2004.) Roxy Jezel has a very good anal scene – she gets picked up out on some dusty road. Very nicely shot (all outdoors). A couple of scenes ended with an internal – it’s just a turnoff for me (but of course that is just personal).
1 Dick 2 Chicks 4 from Red Light District A John Strong directed and it is excellent all the way – not a disappointing scene in the bunch. Taryn Thomas is matched up with Kelly Wells – and wow is this a great match up or what? Taryn has a ton of energy and takes it in the hinderhole like a champ. I think she outfucks Kelly in this one. Quite the scene, indeed! (I’ve never really paid attention to Taryn before this...a shame!)
I figure it is time for a Fathers Day Special Edition Part 1 – isn’t this special day for Dad next week? Might you buy porn for your Pop? I can’t imagine doing it, but someone might. Honestly, this stuff is barely arousing me anymore – I don’t think it is the product just the end user (me). So I’ve got some pretty lackluster write-ups. I’m usually pretty generous with my grades – pretty much if there is a cock and a vagina and they are fucking you’ve got at least a B. But there were surely some winners this weekend:
Stuff My Hot Pink Oven from Red Light District A Good ol’ Pops might spray just after seeing the cover. I really liked this one – the girls get picked up for some modeling gig and are oh, so “shy”. The first scene had a real giggler.
Anal Cavity Search 1 from Red Light District B It is what it is. Lots of DP action and such – not overly impressive for me but most fans should like it enough.
POV Fantasy 5 Digital Sin B- Oh yes, the ballbusting is back! Before I saw it, I kept reading that Texas Presley is super fantastic in it. Ehh. She’s okay. I guess Candy Manson would be my favorite. This one has an all big boob theme. For me it’s the weakest of the series.
Anal Expedition 10 from Red Light District A I haven’t even seen part 9 yet! The back cover is goddamn great – it looks very much like Courtney Simpson with a log in her ass, but nope, she isn’t in this one it’s someone else. I’ve never noticed Katsumi before this but she has a great scene – really gets a large one in the butt. I can’t even believe it fits in there. She also gets to help on the previous scene with Marie Luv. The middle scene has Ms. Aurora Snow – I actually passed over the scene not knowing it was her right away. Hillary Scott is also in the movie. Excellent anal fuckings all around. I could ramble on, but this is a very high profile title already.
Grand Slam from Combat Zone A This Combat Zone is new to me. It’s really good – 3 scenes, all of them gang bangs with loads of cum flying. Really a nice looking product, I’ll be looking for more from this studio. And you might be surprised to find that I got my hand out of my shorts long enough to have a full review posted.
Raw Sex Trio 3 from Swank B Some interesting stuff going on here – foreign girls – overall pretty good, but some awkward shots and it didn’t always flow as seamlessly as one might expect. Really good-looking girls.
Full Anal Access 5 from Red Light District B+
Tits Ahoy 3 from 3rd Degree A- The best scenes were the couple that started with wet girls in the shower – of course big tits all around here. Get this one for Dad and you’ll be going back and forth “Tits ahoy, son!” and “Tits ahoy, Dad!” the rest of the day.
Tight Teen Twats from Platinum X B+ What a title! Dad will get a chuckle out of this one. Mom and sister will blush. Juan Cuba directs.
Ass Appeal 2 from Hustler B
I'm Only Squirteen from Red Light District A- Cute title – not that great of squirting action. More like douche drippings. Oh, well. Some pretty good fucking anyhow, not to mention cute girls.
Cunt Gushers 2 from Red Light District B Even less squirts than the previous – but okay for some sex.
Ass Wide Open 6 from Digital Sin B+ With that title and Jean-Yves Le Castel it should be no mystery what these gals ate for dinner last night.
Load Sharing from Evil Angel A+ Oh hell, I’ll give it an elusive “A+”. It’s purely blowjob action – and quite nicely shot. (And with one long cock!) It’s all 2 girls on 1 guy. There is some spit sharing too – they collect in bowl in one scene. Excellent movie all around – I like the suckery action big time. Plenty of teasing and gulping. It’s Darkko, man, so you know it’s great.
My Girlfriend Squirts from North Star B- A first from the North Star? Angela Stone is the major league squirter here. Good video quality.
Uh, well, maybe just take Dad to Outback Steakhouse. Or tickets to a local production of “Urinetown”.
Here it is, Fathers Day Special Edition Part 2, the finale. Shit though, it’s a bit late. But, quick there is still time to pick up something fun for Dad. He brought you into this world, you surely can show him a naked lady. Or something. Ah, hell just buy him a Playboy subscription.
Big Cocks in Her Little Box 3 from Digital Sin B The title sez it all. And Mom will be running from the room if Dad opens this one up.
Bring Your A Game from 3rd Degree A Oh damn, a compilation. Well, this might end up being the perfect gift – the cover advertises 24 anal pumping scenes! Wow. Some really good ones in here. It’s all on one disc, so it’s just the ass fucking parts of the scenes. And the sprays.
Cock Starved from Digital Sin B+ Dana Vespoli directs here – is she a first timer? You see her hand enter a couple of scenes to grab a tittie or something – I thought, whoa, what’s this? She also stars in one scene. And Penny Flame is good as always.
Erotica XXX 4 from Digital Sin B Nothing too memorable…
Please...Drill My Ass 3 from Elegant Angel B+
What Gets You Off...3 from 3rd Degree A Oh, this one is good. “Bend over bitch” says the back cover! Tory Lane is really good in this one – she reminds me of a girl at work somehow.
Crack Addict 5 from 3rd Degree B+ Some good ass sex in this one – but I have to say, Tyla Wynn is looking a little rough around the edges. I want to see her looking like the college girl she should be.
Tic Tac Toe's 3 from Zero Tolerance A Lots of footy action. Most of the cumshots are to the feet. A must to get for Dad if he has a foot fetish. But how would YOU know about that?
Getting Stoned from Madness Pictures Honestly, I just fast-forwarded over this one. Cover looks great. So +1 for the cover.
Hardcore Climax 13 from Sineplex A- The first scene has two girls with lots of pimples on their asses. This is just inexcusable to me. Why use them? Christ! At least get some decent makeup to cover them up. One even has a big scratch. Good God almighty! I just can’t get past that stuff no matter how good the sex could be or how the girls look otherwise. But everything is much better for the rest of the scenes with huge logs going into huge hinder holes. I liked everything but the first scene a whole lot.
Anal Xcavators from Red Light District A A little rougher than the run of the mill porn. The girls are used and abused. Well, not hit, but there is some duct tape involved.
Darkside from Red Light District A- It’s a feature from Red Light. Wha? It’s pretty good – I didn’t bother to follow the plot. Penny Flame and Kelly Wells plus tons of other chicks.
Fresh Outta High School from Digital Sin B
Good Girls Gone Black 3 from Platinum X A Oh wow, was this one good. I don’t always go for the black cock, but with Leah Luv and Tiffany Rayne getting it soooo hard I thought it was superb then I stuffed a snickers in my mouth. Very nicely shot.
Mr. Pete is Unleashed 8 from Digital Sin C+
Squirting 201 3 from Digital Sin B Overall, a fun title, not so much squirting – I want to see spraaaaays!
Anyone else feel like adding some quickies? I’m about spent. I’m really about quantity of titles. I tear thru these like I’m in quicksand.
In case you were wondering anyone, my porn viewing is still the tops. No lightening up on the whacking schedule. Plus I still have 220 titles in my rental queue – I’m never going to clear the fucker out.
After a long delay, I finally saw that Jenna Haze Darkside flick – awesome. Now the one I am waiting for is Squirt My Poopyhole Full.
I was big time happy with my the most recent batch of rentals:
Barely Legal: 18th Birthday
Big Wet Asses 8
Ultimate Asses 4
Barely Legal 60
Double Decker Sandwich 8
Share the Load 4
I don’t think you can go wrong with any of them – though the barely legal titles have a little softer edge.
And fer anyone pooping in their pants over something new – here are some grades:
Chicks & Salsa 3 A-
Young To Fall In Love 2 A
Daddy's Little Princess B
The Girl Next Door A
Photographic Mammaries 3 C
It's a Daddy Thing! B Scary old men! Yikes!
Jailbait 2 C+
Just Over Eighteen 14 A
Scandalous Sluts D
Anal Addicts 23 D
Ass Attack 2 B+
Home Wreckers A
Daddy's Worst Nightmare 2 A Yummy newbies! More!
Overflowing Assholes C
Teenage Anal Addicts B-
1 Dick 2 Chicks 5 A-
Feeding Frenzy 8 A
Trophy Whores 2 B Needs ANAL!
I doubt I’ll be back on this thread until after Labor Day but who knows. If I do anything I think I’ll try to concentrate (I’m workin’ hard, Steph) on a couple of toy reviews not to mention several DVDs that have yet to be watched.
Crude Oil from 3rd Degree A+ Excellent usage of the oil here – top notch all the way.
Meet the Fuckers 4 from Zero Tolerance A ZT puts out some great stuff – nice to see Hillary Scott, Jenna Presley and Vanessa Lane (what a pussy on that one!)
On Your Knees Bitch 2 from Platinum X B- Purely a blowjob movie – oh, you might see a vagina, but no cocks inserted. Each scene is a little vignette.
Private Tropical 16: Sun, Beach and Sex from Private B+ Not all of the scenes take place on the beach or even outside – but this one is a typical Private movie and pretty well done. See below.
Camel Toe Obsessions from Acid Rain C Ehh, it was just okay for me – just like Randy Jackson would say on American Idol – ehh, just alrighttt.
Black in the Crack from Black Ice A- Very very good – what can you say here. Everything goes right into the ass.
Private Tropical 24: Sexy Business from Private A Oh yeah baby! This is the good Private stuff. All on the beach and with stunningly beautiful chickadees. I’ve added all of the previous titles in this series to my queue – same dude directs all of these, I believe. The scenes are a little short though with a little story in between (I ALWAYS fast forward) but you get all the good sexual positions and it’s a whole heck of a lot of anal.
Grand Theft Anal 9 rom Zero Tolerance A+ Jenna Haze!!! Aurora Snow! This one was so damn good. And I think Tory Lane is just super.
Plucked then Fucked from Combat Zone B Directed by our very own Melissa Lauren. I liked it – another solid one from the studio.
Deep Throat This 31 from North Pole A- Oh yeah, the best from this series in the last year or so. Pretty good looking chicks – and they get their faces supersoaked. I don’t think Peter is in any of the scenes, but they have a real blaster working for them now. A little short on scenes though.
Prying Open My Third Eye from Digital Sin A Good and yummy anal sex. All the good girls are in this one too. Really a good piece of work, guys.
Snow Angels from Private B- I usually like this snow fucking – it just didn’t do it for me this time around.
Squirt in my Gape from Elegant Angel A This one was just damn good. Exactly as expected.
I think Crude Oil and Prying Open My Third Eye (that’s the poophole!) are ones that might go missed – they are very much worth checking out!
Man's Best Friend from Elegant Angel B+ I guess that means they do it doggie style. Or maybe not – I couldn’t quite make sense of the name.
North Pole 59 from North Star D Ugggh, I’m done with them.
Teen Fuck Holes 5 from Platinum X B+ Not the worst title out there, but pretty crude in the way it reduces teens to a hole fer fuckin’. As far as the scenes – hmm, pretty, pretty good. Certainly nice to see Courtney Simpson and Jenna Presley get workouts.
Bet Your Ass 4 from Evil Angel A- Yum! Darkko!
1 Lucky Fuck 3 from Platinum X A Very nice “look” to the move – plus plenty hardcore. Probably my favorite in the series so far and the one really packs in the action.
Baker's Dozen 8 from Platinum X A Wow. I don’t need to tell ADT about this one but just in case, here it goes. I don’t really get into the sex in these, but the cum baths are really something to see. Kind of an “eye” thing going on in this one: “Oh, yea, hit me right in the eye” and “Oh, thank you! In my eye! RIGHT IN MY EYE. Thanks.” One girl wears goggles which I don’t quite like – but it was a great scene (she yelled motherfucker and goddamn it a few times.) Massive massive soakings!
Face First from Digital Sin B+ The Brother Love oral POV movie – it’s good but I get sick of seeing the same penis in every scene. Of course, there is a little ball punching going on too.
Liquid Ass-sets 2 from 3rd Degree B+ I didn’t get from the name that this would be an anal cream pie movie – one of my least favorite genres. But this one was pretty good – I just like to see cum flying instead of oozing out of an ass and luckily some of the guys did pull out. Plus there is all kinds of great anal sex.
Mystery Island from Private A Again, some great tropical themed porn – and stunningly beautiful gals – Tom Leykis would call them “L.A. 10’s”
Big Giant Titties from Platinum X B Yum! Eva Angelina!
Big Cock Seductions 15 from Digital Sin A This one is a couple of years old – I usually steer clear of older stuff. But wow, what a good one – anal in every scene I think (nearly again.) Really a good one to check out.
Romantic Rectal Reaming 2 from Anabolic C+ This is an interestingly worded title. Creative! Seems like they wine and dine just a little – that must be the romantic part. Then the rest of it is the ass fucking – I guess that must be the reaming. Not so damn good that I want to see part 1, but it was okay.
Tight Ends from Hustler A I really liked this one – stunningly beautiful girls and picture quality. This one is directed by someone named Ray Anderson. I’ll be on the look out for more from him – even if it is a phony name. Of course with a name like Tight Ends – there is some really decent anal sex.
I’m back with some more and BushDVD just added a bunch of Vouyer Media titles so I got to catch up on what I was missing out on. Vince is a really great director and many of his past titles were big time favorites of mine.
Young Sluts, Inc. 17 from Hustler B The normal young girl stuff from Hustler – pretty nice but a little too nice for me. Still worth a rental to ogle those unattainable girls.
Breakin' 'Em In 9 from Vouyer Media B+ The back cover looks promising and this series has one of the greatest reputations in my mind. Overall it was a little weak – I mean there was plenty of sex and some of it anal but #8 was really a hard one to top. If you like to see some of the day to day activities on the porn set and offices between scenes this one will be a lot of fun for you.
The Gauntlet 2 from Vouyer Media B I saw part one a while ago – now I figured out that they run the girls thru the gauntlet of cocks in these. I’m dumb that I didn’t figure that out. So, the result is that the girl gets a few scenes in a row before they move on to the next victim. First it is a one on one and by the end a gang bang blow job feast-ahoy. Lots of cum flying.
3 on Me POV from Vouyer Media A- Some solid POV action – 3 girls on one guy. It starts off with just one girl and then they add a friend and then another – so it takes a little while until you get the 3 girls slobbering over that POV cock of yours. As with any other title, you can spend as much or little time on this build up as you want.
Secretary's Day from Smash C I couldn’t get into this one – the idea is good, the office fluorescent lights not so much. Too many flaws can be seen on the girls - and at least some of these girls are ones that normally look really good. I blame the makeup girl.
Asian Fucking Nation from Evil Angel A I had to rush through this one because I wanted to get my batch of rentals to the post office by 8 p.m. (That worked out great as the movies went out that night and I got my returns a day earlier than I would have. Sweeeeet!) Anyhow, Darkko is my favorite. I’ll grab anything he puts out. Some really good scenes here – my favorite is the last with Keeani Lei in full school girl garb. She gets chased down by the guy and fucked.
The Babysitter 17 from Notorious C This was listed on the Best of the Best list from someone so I thought I would check it out. Ehh, it was okay. I guess there was one hottie I was to check out – I guess it was Kayla.
Barely Legal 62 from Hustler B The standard Barely Legal jazz – of course ADT possible favorite Sasha Grey is in this one. I think she is a favorite. I can’t keep track anymore as early dementia may be setting in.
In Through The Back Door from Vouyer Media A My favorite of the Vouyer bunch. The kids may go for Samantha Sin or Sasha Grey but I really liked Rebecca Linares – a real standout, to the point I made an effort to check out the name of this unknown (to me).
Teens in Tight Jeans from Vouyer Media B I like the whole idea of the jeans. It was a pretty good title.
Who's Your Daddy? 9 from Zero Tolerance C+ A favorite series of mine. For me, probably one of the weakest of the series, but yeah, it has Jenna Haze too – really the best part for me. They really seem to have relaxed that no tattoo rule over at ZT.
Naughty Book Worms 3 from Naughty America B+ I think this company is right here in San Diego. Everything seems so normal here that I forget that there are some hardcore motherfuckers out and about! I’ve only seen a couple of titles so far but it seems that this book worm one is pretty good. I really really like Addison Rose in this one. Check it out, seriously, just for that scene.
Hustler's Beaver Hunt 5 from HustlerB The typical young girl Hustler movie. I don’t know if these are actually newbie girls.
Young Cheerleaders Swap N' Swallow from Evasive Angles A- Another one in this series was recommended to me – I liked it a lot, so I though I would check out the rest. I sure like the cheerleader aspect of this. I guess this is a TT Boy production – a name I remember from my early days of porno viewing. It’s all 2 girls on one guy. This one has 2 different type of scenes – the ones with TT Boy (I think) are shot outside on a sofa and are purely vaginal. Scenes without him are much more hardcore.
So...Vouyer? Even though they weren’t all homeruns for me – but still with nearly top notch productions values – I’ll be checking out more from Vouyer Media soon. You’ll be pounding out load after load into your shorts with most any of these.
Next up:
The Anal Whore Next Door from Acid Rain Destination Dirtpipe 2 from Elegant Angel (Dirtpipe?) Blow Me Sandwich 9 from Zero Tolerance Who's That Girl from Vouyer Media
Thanks Brandon! And thank those guys for blasting load after load on girls. I think the Baker’s Dozen series is the shit. (I think “the shit” still means “good” as in “da bomb” but if not, please know that I really like that stuff.) It all seems to come together in the Baker’s Dozen in a way other titles just can’t duplicate.
And guess what, I just saw:
Baker's Dozen 5 from Platinum X A You da man, Brandon! What else is there to say about this one?
Slut Puppies (Disc 2 only) from Jules Jordan Video A- They put 3 scenes on the second disc – a nice surprise since I might have just been expecting some BTS and trailers with a bonus scene. And 2 of these scenes are really good – check out the last scene with the girl and that massive black cock.
Round Butt Sluts 2 from Platinum X B+ This one is from Juan Cuba. I saw the cover for part 3 in the coming soon section and whoopsed in my pants just a little bit at the sight of it so I went to add the first two to my queue. A solid flick with about 3 really good scenes.
Destination Dirtpipe 2 from Elegant Angel A Whoa, I like that name. Kinzie Kenner is the covergal here but for me this girl Sasha Knox steals the show. Wow. A scene NOT to be missed. In most scenes they play around with a birthday cake – but the Sasha scene is pants shittingly good with all that. I do have a review posted. Also be on look out for Roses – her utters have free flowing milk. Lactating ladies are a little too rare in the porn of today – usually limited to fetish titles – so thumbs up to that.
Blow Me Sandwich 9 from Zero Tolerance A- Good for what it is – a 2 girl on 1 guy POV style blowjob flick. About the same as the previous 8.
Who's That Girl from Vouyer Media A The idea is that they use girls that are near unknowns. The actual girl has never been THAT big of deal for me as I hardly know any of the dame’s names or really remember a face. Anyhow, some really fresh newbies here – but holy cow, they are pretty hardcore and most do anal. Always nice to see. A strong recommendation for this one.
Boobaholics Anonymous 1 from Red Light District Mike John and his big boobs. Only get this one if you are a fan of big floppy ones.
Heavy Metal from Rosebud B+ An oldie from Jules Jordan and Lexington Steele. Pretty decent stuff and plenty of anal for you fans. This is probably a fairly good example of that 1997 – 2002 “golden age” of porn that I guess I am on the look out for. Put it in a time capsule, kids.
Head Case from Third Degree A Another really fine all-blowjob flick – but as noted here on ADT, the pops are a little weak.
I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 8 from Digital Sin B This Shane guy really has a big one. About as solid of an entry as any of the others in this series.
Swallow the Leader 3 from Third Degree B+ Here as the name suggests, each scenes starts with some guy jacks off into the open (and waiting) mouth of the girl. Then it is on to the sex. Then more spraying into her mouth.
Hardcore D.P. 2 from Red Light District B Honestly, a bit too intense, but most should like some aspects of this one. Keep in mind, I’m not the biggest DP fan so adjust that grade upward if you are.
I Can't Believe I'm Doing This from Digital Sin B+ Mark Ashley is the cock here – in all 5 scenes! Wow. I didn’t get the sense that the girls were ashamed or embarrassed in any way so just disregard that title and know you are seeing some young sweet honeygirls getting it on. Pretty much all vaginal.
The Anal Whore Next Door from Acid Rain C+ Okay. I’ll say 1½ appealing scenes.
Naughty Amateurs from Combat Zone I won’t grade this one – yes, the girls and production values were great. But, sorry for saying it, but 2 scenes starred this guy that had an awful looking penis. He’s got white blemishes on his head and ballsack. Sorry, it’s just a wood killer for me. And then another girl had just awful acne. Hey, these people can make all the porn they want but it doesn’t mean I have to watch it.
Elastic Assholes 4 from Jules Jordan Video B Again, this one is pretty intense – for me, it had too many close-ups of the craphole. I really liked maybe two scenes – I don’t even remember which girls. Maybe Christie Lee.
