But what about the movies? The only criteria is that they were released in 2008 and that I loved them. Either they feature sweet yummy 19 year old girlies or they feature some hardcore anal. A couple were released as scenes to the internets in 2007 but didn't hit DVD until 2008. And of course I already did a list on the bono-ONE Your Top 20 Adult DVD's for 2008 thread so you've seen most of these there. A couple are on this list but not that one and vice versa. Go figure.
Is this the definitive HeyNow Best of 2008 list? Well, for the moment. But knowing that I have another 100 movies that I would like to see...well, you know how it goes. And then it will be time to start work favorites for 2009 list. Ah, my days are packed! Anyhow, here they are:
8. Butthole Whores 2 from Evil Angel
Definitely straight to the A type action here - all one on one. On disc 1 we get a Belladonna scene with our own Steve Holmes - Bella plays a maid and then gets fucked hard in the ass with plenty of gaping. I don't think that is on the job description at Merry Maids. Annette Schwarz gets it on with Rico Strong - a very strong scene and then Bella is back with Mr. Pete. Disc 2 - holy crapcakes, Batman! Harmony gets it on in the bathroom in a very long scene - all ass fucking - and lots of positions. Awesome! Trinity goes IR in the second scene, but wow, get a load of Belladonna in her cheerleader outfit for the final scene. Very hot. Tons of great looking anal.
7. Grand Theft Anal 11 from Zero Tolerance
Wow! This one is great flick for anal fans! And one giant leap for mankind. The girls: Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Maria Belluci, Ocean, Sarah Wild and Sasha Grey. Each scene is a winner - not a clunker in the bunch. And it's all straight to the ass! How straight? Well, Sasha is just playing with her butt with a toy and a guy walks right in, pulls the toy out and shoves his cock in her rump. Hot and it looks great. Plenty of doggie style action her. Another highlight of course is Brianna and her reverse style cowgirl position. Yummo! Highly recommended!
6. S.W.A.T. 3 from Vouyer Media
Newbie alert! I love it. If you like seeing 18 and 19 years olds getting laid then this is a MUST SEE!!! Layla Exx seems nervous in the intro interview but what a hottie - her hot pink bra stays on hanging around her waist for the scene. Madison Ivy has the show stopper here, eventually taking on 3 guys. This is the scene to see! At iafd.com they have her at 88 pounds and 4'11" and I read that she is or was a cheerleader just like my old girlfriend Courtney Simpson so of course she can get her legs behind her head for pretzel position. There is a little ass fingering and one guy almost pops it in there during doggie style!! Sarah Shine reminds me of a younger version of Cally from Battlestar Galactica (she's married to the Chief) and starts out the scene with a toy in her ass. Eventually she gets a dick in there. Not something you'd really expect from an innocent looking one like this - though she does have a prominent belly tat which is mostly hidden under a little pink tanktop in this scene. Whew.
5. Full Streams Ahead from Jules Jordan Video
POV from Chris Streams. One of those 2-disc must see monsters. Juicy Pearl starts the thing off, first in a fur coat, and then crawlin' to some cock. Always nice to see them crawl - in a sexy way. Juicy is sexy as hell! She gets a big cum squirt to the face at the end. Tori Black has the next scene and is the girl (along with Ms. Haze - later on disc 2) that launches this one to my top 10 list. Ton and tons of eye contact with the camera on her blowjob. Wow! Just awesome. She ride him and gets fucked missionary style. She gets another solid blast. This dude can spray a load! Sorry guys, I just FF'd the Jada Fire scene to instantly arrive at the Angelina Valentine scene. She looks great suckin' and fuckin' too! What the hey? Some excellent looking cowgirl position fucking with that meaty pussy of hers. Disc 2 bring on one of my favorites, little Ms. Jenna Haze. Oh God, another A+ scene, teases and sucks, wait until you see her plop her turn around and slide on down on to his cock, and then lean back and look at us. Later on, Savannah Stern and some anal from Shyla Stylez and Sophie Dee (she really take a load!). They spend a couple of minutes showing the girl with cum dripping down, etc.
4. Teens Like it Big from Brazzers
The teenie boppers are the stars here with big time supporting roles from dudes with big big cocks. Little Kacey Jordan starts this one off and like most of the other girls in this flick she's surprised by the size of the dude and yes, she's really tight and has a hard time getting stiff cocks in her pussy. Or as Mr. Jon Lovitz would say, "Acting!" but it don't matter none! It's a visually colorful scene with the bright bedcover and her little pink bra. Next up is Madison Ivy opening a birthday present - it's a guy! She sucks and fucks with 3 of her way cute (wwwaaaaayy cute!) friends watching. And then it's time for 2 girls on one guy with Madison Scott and Hailey Young - another great scene. Whew. I'm drained. Have I ever mentioned that Kacey Jordan is my favorite? But, maybe Lexi Belle really is. Luckily, Lexi is in this one too. She doesn't act as surprised or as tight, but she gets it on with a guy fresh out of the shower. Again, beautifully done. The whole thing wraps up with Nikki Rhodes and then a bonus scene with little Veronique Vega! All vaginal.
3. E for Eva from Evil Angel
Remember this highly anticipated movie? It's devoted entirely to Eva Angelina - obviously a must for her fans. Just see it. Simple as that. If you have an inkling that you like girls, that you like to see sex on video, that you like girls giving up ass after 200+ scenes, just fuckin' see it! We get straight vag, blowbang, cum-soaked boobies, IR, anal with just one guy, a solo, facials, DP (with anal!), girls on girl and a suh-weet gangbang (and it's done well) and damn it, Doc, did I mention the anal?!?
2. Pure 18 2 from Reality Kings
Waawaawee! This one was excellent - the girls are dressed in normal street clothes and give us some tease, bend over and strip slowly down. I started off with Stephanie Cane - yea it's a scene that has been on the internets for awhile. Damn hot! Alixus (as she is credited on the DVD) is another hottie and get this, Kacey is the BONUS scene!!! I know I've seen shots from that scene before! Highly recommended if you want to see them brought in young!
1. Performers of the Year from Elegant Angel
This is like the damn dream ticket. No rerun compilation here, it's all new scenes and lots of “the anal” from some damn big pornstars. They start with a short interview (naturally I skip that nonsense), then they do a little music video with the girl in various states of undress and then the scene starts. First up is Brianna Love, some nice suckin' then doggie anal fuckin' etc. Wow. The next girl is Rebeca Linares (anal!), then Alexis Texas also has a regular old vaginal scene but she starts it off with some tease in the shower during the music video segment. Hot! Then it's Eva Angelina - this is probably about her first anal scene put on DVD. Really damn great to see it happen. Of course she gets lots of that in E for Eva but here it's doggie anal and reverse cowgirl anal. It looks great! Jada Fire is the next girl then disc one wraps up with Sasha Grey, it's straight to the A when the fucking starts. The guy takes a nice long time to loosen her poophole up. Disc 2 if you have the strength brings on Jenna Haze, some little behind the scenes stuff plus 4 rerun bonus scenes from earlier movies - Jenna, Jada, Eva and Brianna.
And then do you have time for a batch of another 8? I'll call the honorable mentions but they could easily be swapped out for any of the movies above.
Sweet Cream Pies 4 from Third Degree: Brianna Love, Crissy Moon & Denice K, etc. Yum!
Fresh Outta High School 9 from Digital Sin: Nichole Heiress, Stephanie Cane & Morgan Layne, etc.
Fresh Outta High School 10: Big surprise, right? Ashli Orion, Carmen McCarthy & Natalie Norton, etc.
Twisted Vision 7 from Red Light District: Crissy Moon & Lexi Belle, etc.
Swimsuit Calendar Girls from Elegant Angel: Eva Angelina & Amy Ried, etc.
Jailbait 5 from Jules Jordan Video: Nicole Ray, Kacey Jordan & Eden Adams, etc.
Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey from Third Degree
Sporty Girls from Elegant Angel: Jenna Haze & Rebeca Linares, etc.
And for a few more blockbuster scenes, how about Kacey Jordan in Teenage Pink P.O.V. 3 from Lethal Hardcore, Lexi Belle in My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. from Digital Sin and Teenage Heartbreakers 2 from Third Degree, Bobbi Starr in Diggin' in the Gapes from Vouyer Media or good Lord, Madison Scott in Daddy! Please Stop Fucking My Friends! or Barely Legal: School Girls 4, both from Hustler, Sandy Sweet in Fresh Newcummers 3 from Elegant Angel, Brianna Love in Sprung a Leak 5 from Red Light District and finally AnnMarie Rios in My Fantasy Girls P.O.V. 2 from Digital Sin.
Happy new year, all you perverts!
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