Here I go again! Get ready! It's the HeyNow Quickie™ 2011 Review Thread! NOW and HEY have reunited! Just in time for Good Friday! It's simple, it's easy, it's the return of the Quicktacular Porntastic HeyNOWpooferous FuckFEST / LoveFEST! And I have to say, the 6th annual Good Friday edition of a Quickie! HeyNow Pours Some Quickies on You! 2011 Style! Yep sir! The big and bad HEYNOW Quickie™ '11 Review Thread!!! And I just might give it a unique new title every update. Just to fuck around. And boost the read count. Haa! You'd think there is an all new thread only to find the oldie moldies and then you can stomp around. But there no doubt will be lots of talk of http://thegreasywiener.com/
Don't worry about that!
Skip down to the dancing guy if you want to pass all the introductory stuff.
I've been damn lazy. But I think this is a nice little quarterly review update. And don't forget, the "HeyNow For an A Now" rewards program will continue. I first mentioned this at at the end of this post. At that time I called out for Kristina, Jenna, etc and said, I'll guarantee an A+ grade for your movie if it contains a HeyNow shoutout! Just give me a "Heeey nowww!" during a scene, preferably during reverse cowgirl and that movie gets a fuckin' A+ right here in the HeyNow Quickie™ Review Thread! So I say give us a big Hey and NOW in a movie!
And of course, the "Ask A HeyNow! Q&A FEST" will also continue on. Just ask away via email!
What do I like? Well, I like to see anal! The Mike Adriano movies have been real eye openers. That's for sure. But it doesn't HAVE to be anal either. And I like to see fresh faces. Who's gonna get newly fucked on video this year? I do get bored of some of the more established stars. And for girl / girl I like some We Live Together scenes and SOME of Lesbian Provocateur movies best of all. The rest? Not so much.
The girls? Years ago, before ADT, the actual name of the girl was an afterthought. Except if her name was April. Currently who do I luvs? Well, Aleska Diamond has stood out. And a Dani Jensen type. Ally Kay. Jenna Haze. Can never go wrong with Jenna! Melanie Rios. Gigi. Amia. But gone last year is Natalia Rossi - a real hottie. And gone is Kara Novak. And long gone is Addison Rose.
So, I guess someone like Courtney Simpson is who I'm looking for in porn. Petite. Medium short blonde hair. But I guess longer brunette hair works just fine too.
And movies? Well, how about my '10 favorite movie list.
I do think I'll try to make the whole HeyNow Quickie™ Review Thing a little more sophisticated this year. More stroking my chin while doin' 'em instead of stroking my cock. And maybe a little less stupid Yelp style gibberish. Oh, I'll lavish high (and quick) praise when necessary. Maybe I'll give up using the word "great" so much. Or not at all? Wowsa!
And as always of course thanks to the Janitor lady and the Drew guy for putting up with this nonsense.

First some extra quick HeyNow Quickie™ '11 Review Notes. -->Whores on the 14th - it's a Belladonna anal movie. I really liked Jennifer White scene. 2 guys on her. Maybe -->Couples Bang the Babysitter 3 for Brooke Van Buuren. And oh yeah -->First Time Auditions 11 for Kylie Anne. Oh you can't fuck a girl like that in real life! Not at my age! It's Reality Kings so that's an easy one to see online. And in -->My First Girlfriend, I dug the scene with Nicole Ray and Victoria White. Like I mentioned on the stroked thread, Nicole gets on top give Victoria a vigorous pussy on pussy rubdown. And you'll want to see -->F For Francesca from our very own Darkko. Lots o' anal and in the finale she gets loaded on by 20+ guys. Arousing. I'm sure that everyone who cares as seen that one already!!
And oh surely you want to see -->Too Small To Take It All 3 for Sophia Sutra. Our Cumwhipper gave us some exciting pictures after he saw this one. And -->A Big Addiction with Sasha Rose. -->Deep Anal Drilling 2 from Ass Factory is a must see for Amy Reid and newish Latina Abella Anderson! I have no idea who she is!
And hey now, Mike Adriano movies. Dig 'em! Got a couple Quickies™ below, going back to the December 2010 and January 2011 releases. I don't quite remember the Feb. '11 movie. I'm sure it was pretty good. And I know March gave us some sort of fiery anal infernal. Jada Stevens and our own Tori Lux going for hours in the doggie style anal side-by-side swap out position surely was the highlight. Surely! And I just saw something called Rectal Fuckfest. Not terrible. I was a little cool on a couple of scenes but once I stuck in disc 2, I was pretty happy. Shay Golden in the final scene and I really dug the scene with the big-titted chicks (Candy Manson and Sienna West) in a way I normally don't.
And now my Hi Now recommended list! Maybe it's a list of oh hey, these scenes and / or movies might have been pretty good but I'm not about to spend much time on movies I didn't like so I don't go much below a B- grade around here ever. I mean, naked pussy lips and fuckin' is pretty good in my book. It's like chocolate. Once someone told me they'd eat a chocolate covered shoelace and call it pretty tasty.
I guess I'm saying a juicy pussy is tasty.
Assfucked Sluts from Evil Angel A+
The Mike Adriano movie for January. First movie for 2011 to hit my top ten of the year list - I'd think it would be on my list. Whatta title. I mean the actual title: ASSFUCKED. And anal only. Dance!!! First for me was going right to Kelly Klass - now who is this getting assfucked, I asked. Short blonde hair just like I like. Plenty of POV blowing with her kneeling in front of Mike, then he lays back on the sofa and we see her whole body. His cock goes in for a long scene right in there, missionary style, sorta with her laying back, head tilted and turned a little, looking out of the corner of her eyes, shallow breaths with an "O" mouth. We get outselves some rarely seen reverse cowgirl, shot from the front just how I like. Of course, it wraps up with doggie style and he really has to cram it in there. She's been lubed up probably 25 times by this point, so her little ass is all shiny. Then I went back to see Brooklyn Lee and Chanel Preston pair up against Mike. POV BJ and lots of ATM and general swapping back and forth. Chanel is getting assfucked and she's got her legs and pussy spread so wide open! Brooklyn gets in there to lick up Chanel's ass right as Mike pounds away. Also some good ass plunging in and out doggie style. And about the same kind of action for Krissy Lynn and Mariah Madysinn on disc 2. They keep their football jerseys on for the scene. I think that is very hot. A good long BJ scene outside - just all kinds of fun. Krissy works on him, Mariah teases him and back again. And it really heats up when they get inside and finally start a long session of doggie style anal. Wait until you see them chicks back up and shake those asses. I usually hate that stripper ass quaking, but here Krissy's ass gobbles up that cock.
The Sex Files 2: A Dark XXX Parody from Digital Sin B+
I barely remember the first one except that Kimberly Kane is a fantastic Scully. And The Smoking Man is in this one. So are The Lone Gunmen. Nice! Dani Jensen was nearly unrecognizable to me. She's either in a wig or had her hair dyed and styled differently. And Scully and Mulder have anal sex. They maybe did in the first one too. Of course, story driven porn isn't for me. Whatever the story is, I don't care. Also saw The Flintstones porno. Yeah. I get it.
It's Okay! She's My Step Daughter 6 from Devil's Film B+
Better than I expected - all enjoyable scenes. But they do trim down from the normal 5 and just give us 4 scenes. And except for Heather Starlet, they all all new to me. Kodi Gamble takes on two guys. First she's sleeping and a guy takes iPhone pics of her. She wakes up and poses. Quite cute! A girl named just Rose has sex out by the pool. Sasha Heart teams up with another girl and fucks a guy. This was my favorite scene. Also from Devil is that Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter series! Part 4 was especially good! Like, man, who is this Jenny Anderson?!! And Katie Summers.
Pure 18 15 from Reality Kings A
Oh my God in heaven! It starts out with Ally Kay and Natalia Rossi! As ballerinas. They fool around and then a guy walks in. They suck him off and they we get a long, wonderful long scene of doggie style rear entry (pussy action only here) with their tutus fluffed up and leggings pulled down. Oh I love that. They each get their turn along with a chance to get in there and suck some cock. We even get some good reaction shots with the camera in front of the girls. Next cowgirl for Rossi and a fantastic reverse cowgirl fucking for Kay. They're naked by this point. The guy carry fucks them and it ends up with a super-duper standing sideways scissors position. Or maybe it's the partial modified ballerina position. Either way, what a pair of beautiful pussies! A pop to their faces and a few kisses and it's over. A real A+ scene. Also with Jessie Volt - anal! And Gracie Glam - near anal! It's a wonderful scene. And cover girl Anna Doll is fun too - fully dressed giving a blowjob. Yes. Pull 'em down and she's still mostly dressed for a good doggie style fuck.
Freshmen Anal Orientations from Zero Tolerance B+
Oh hell, you'll probably want to see it for Danica Dillan. White top, yellow and pink striped boyshorts. She gets caught playing with herself - really rubbing away because she thinks she has the house to herself. Nope. A guy walks in. A blowjob and then she fucks the guy. Anal. Yes. Oh, yes anal. Laying back on the bed, doggie style and reverse cowgirl just right. Nicely explicit! Also almost new to me are Jada Stevens and Jynx Maze - I think ADTers dig these two a whole lot.
She's So Cute from Digital Sin A
Surely you all know about this one. What a cover. Makes me feel like a real pervert. I'm not overly super A+ over this movie but it's solidly fun and there are some VERY good moments. Great cast, oops, can't say that, I mean a super cast list the whole way, from little Allie Jordan who gets fucked pretty hard to Emma Mae, Hayden Winters and Tiffany Star. And of course the whole thing starts out with Gigi Rivera. Definitely catch her BTS interview which switches into a fun little pussy eating time with the guy in the scene. Danny I think. A fuckin' fun time (for pussy eating anyhow) and a fun pussy reveal. 5 solid scenes. Mostly facials, with a creamy creampie for Tiffany. And because her tattoos go against all things cute (supposedly) Emma Mae keeps her kneehigh argyle stockings and a white long sleeve top on for the entire scene. Along with a red hat. But of course, I do like clothes half on. She's So Cute 2 is quite a bit of fun too. You got your Hayden Winters and Lexi Bloom and yes Melanie Rios in pink panties, little blue top and long multicolored stockings. Oh, the tease and the fucking, mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl legs wide and doggie.
Cum Glazed from Vince Vouyer Unleashed A
Melanie Rio and Gigi Rivera start this one off bright-eyed and bushy-tailed - in their own scenes. But not so much for bush. Cute, cute, cute! Melanie is in a classroom, dressed in a pink top and white shorts, and is surprised with a big cock. Wide eyes, yeah! Lots o' sucking an' fucking! In the BTS, there is a part where they take a break from fucking and Melanie is laying back legs spread, showing us everything and talking about how tight or how not tight her pussy is. Gigi, mmm! She's meets up with, I guess, the ice cream guy or something. Same guy as the Melanie scene. I'm not wild about him or his cock but whatever. Gigi seems to be thrilled with the size of his cock. She's leaning over him on a sofa so it's a good time for the guy to reach back and do some finger banging. Gigi keeps her light blue sweater on for half the scene (I do like 'em with clothes half off! Have I said that before?) and I'm sure we get some reverse cowgirl and missionary. And Chastity Lynn gets dumped off in a classroom and dumped on by five guys. It's fun because she looks like she just showed up at some college casting call, colorful tight t-shirt at all.
Anal Frenzy from Mike Adriano and Evil Angel A-
As always, the typical Mike movie. This is from December 2010. Ass worshiping and oiled up ass fucking. And also lots of hole play which I skip over completely unless a cock is pounding in. I think a lot of dudes will go for the Brooke Lee Adams or Chanel Preston scenes, but my favorite scene was from Hailey James with a first time anal! She goes ass to mouth and they ask her want the cock tastes like and she says what it tastes like. Her ass. Disc 2 gives us Jada Stevens. I've been seeing photos of her around in a few ADT topics. I guess she was blonde then came back recently with darker hair. Good scene. Some good side views of her whole body as she's giving Mike a BJ. One minor complaint: The doggie style anal was shot from too high of an angle to get any view of her pussy lips. Not a big deal but it's nice to get the different angles to see everything. Movie finishes up with Nicole Taylor. Pretty cute and totally new to me - so of course I like that. There is a part that Mike pinches her hindendhole. It's not really something I want to see.
Scary Big Dicks 4 from Hustler B
Usually a fairly average series, but oh you'll want to see this one for Stephanie Cane. I always say this, but she has a wonderful pussy. She gets it spread wide open and the guy eats away there and at her poophole. Good sex too. Oh, don't think it's anal. Nothing like that.
Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla Broke My Little Pussy! 7 from Hush Hush B+
Yeah, the guy with the big cock. Big I tell you! Someone new to me: Bella Banxx. Blonde and petite. Just perfect for this series. She's a bit overwhelmed. Maybe. Anyhow, fun scene, best on the disc. She wears rainbow pantyhose. Also Cassidy Morgan. She shows off her flexible body in the beginning and yanks her legs behind her head. I'm digging it! Some fun sex with her too. And big loads all around.
Every Last Drop Counts from Bang Bros. B+
Mmm! Aiden Aspen is a fresh face for me! Fun scene. The sex is just okay, but leading up to sex - you know the meet on the street, the interview and tease strip just worked for me. I'd like to see more of her! You don't see 'em like this everyday in porn! I'm a little put off though, she has a piercing in an unusual place back there. And we get a very good scene from Emma Mae.
Pure 18 14 from Reality Kings B+
Kasey Chase is always good to see. And mmm! Amia Miley and Melanie Rios team up with a dude. Melanie gives Amia's asshole a good licking! This happens during the cowgirl position - ridin' that big cock and there is her tight littlest hole waiting for attention.
My Little Panties 2 from Digital Sin A-
Mmm yum! Aw man, I dig a couple of scenes on this DVD! An A++ scene with Lexi Bloom in the kitchen. Beautifully shot. Stunningly beautiful. She's got on this skimpy blue top with red panties. Some tease and then panties pulled to the side fuckin' and plenty of blowin' too. Just an all out fun scene with a really cute girl! Cowgirl bouncing, reverse cowgirl, all of it, standing doggie. Also see it for Tiffany Star. For more, see my ADT review of the movie.
Oil Overload 4 from Jules Jordan Video and Chris Streams A
The most excitement in his movie is Gigi Rivera and Melanie Rios pairing up. Bouncing and stripping on a bed. Oil. Then a guy and lots and lots of oil. And the girls swapping back and forth - one riding the guy cowgirl then the other climbing on reverse cowgirl. And of course, Gigi's pussy lips seem to really grip on to whoever this guy is. Disc two has Rebecca Linares with new big boobs getting it from 5 guys. Lots of oil and anal.
Neighborhood Swingers 4 from Devil's Film A
I enjoyed it quite a bit. 3 on 3. That's nearly an orgy, isn't it? We get the return of Crissy Moon along with Gigi Rivera and Lizz Tayler. Enough wide shots to see all the action. This almost starts getting as good as one of my favorite scenes way back in A Group Thing from RLD. Anal for Crissy. And I really kinda dig this Lizz Tayler. And OF COURSE I dig Gigi. Second scene is much the same. Here the girls, I don't know at all. Tegan Summers, Cece Stone and Giselle Leon.
Ass Stretchers POV 2 from Jules Jordan Video A+
I had also done an honest ADT review of this one a few months ago. Would have been on my top ten list for 2010 somehow. See it for Taryn Thomas - she's got this absolutely bare naked hair-free pussy! See it for her POV pile driving anal. Just wildly fantastic! I don't know if I've seen a shot this good since the days of Taylor Rain! Her pink pussy is just split open for us. And the end the guy blows about a half dozen squirts across her body. A+ or maybe even a A++ scene. Kristina Rose spends hours teasing us with her ass in tight leather pants. They get peeled off, she stands up, turns around and slides her pussy down on the cock. Some yummy most yummy doggie anal, then cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and laying back as she's holding her legs back and wide - all anal here. Reverse cowgirl shot POV so all we see is her ass is especially good. It ends with a footsie / handjob finish to a burst and then her face is all over the cock. And then Amy Ried. Or Reid. Who knows! I love seeing Amy have sex. Tan. Big boobs. Little strip of pubic hair and oh yeah, I love seeing her pussy when she's getting it in the hind end. Doggie style and cowgirl pussy fucking and then anal cowgirl POV oh wow this looks fantastic! Laying back and doggie style anal! Big big facial. And there are 3 other scenes I didn't even mention here - from industry giants - and they ranch from okay to pretty good. You might like 'em better. Must see.
So Young, So Sexy P.O.V. 3 from Digital Sin Well, duh, A+
A lovely little must see movie. The typical Mike Adriano look but just plain pussy fucking. And must see for Lexi Diamond, good God in heaven just a A++ perfect scene. Also stars Evilyn Fierce, Tiffany Star and Tristyn Kennedy plus a couple of previously seen bonus scenes. Definitely young and sexy.
Panty Pops from Evil Angel A
This starts out with our own Jenna Haze. So, you can't go wrong, how could you? The typical theme of the movie is tease with a few changes of panties and some POV cock play. Sometimes some subtle cock teasing with some heavy butt rubbing (cock on a thonged-up behinder crack) and cumming on asscheeks (and a couple of times right on the panty covered crotch) wowsa is right. But he does fuck Amia Miley right in the pussy. This is the most full on full on sex of the movie and with her panties pulled to the side! Well worth the wait (it's the last scene) for us Amia fans. There's also a fun 2 on 1 scene with Lexi Love and Tori Black showing off their panty covered yummies along with lots o' cock sucking. Easy A.
Teen Fidelity from Kelly Madison Productions B+
Mostly got it to see Dani Jensen. She winds up getting it on with, I guess, Kelly Madison and some guy in a bedroom. It's fun. I don't know what else to say. I like me some Dani Jensen! And we also get Jesse Jordan - first fucking in a car then right on the street COMPLETELY nude. And that is something to see! It's in a fully for sale and foreclosed neighborhood, it seems, so I guess it's no big deal to run around a-naked.
Sexual Blacktivity 2 from JennarationX A+
As if it matters, but I missed and forgot about this one until I saw it on Bono's top 20 list for '10. Starts out with Jenna Haze up against two guys. I'm thinking, oh, I don't think she's gonna get around to anal in this scene. Some fun fucking and at some point there is a POV doggie style fuck with some fantastic Jenna rear end wiggles. Kristina Rose is dressed in workout clothes and dances obliviously to her own tunes. Fun! Then a guy fucks her on some piece of workout equipment, early on in very nicely shot doggie style vag - I really liked this. Then we get full-on anal in several positions. A real A+ scene! Later, Sadie West. Then on disc 2 we get Jenna again, this time in with a yellow bikini top and tight shorts. Yum! Sex, etc. Triangle bush. Guy sticks it in doggie style, Jenna reacts with a oh crap that's big with wide eyes and an oh my gosh face! She might just be goofing on us for our benefit. Terrific scene. Then Ashli Orion playing with herself, butt in the air, and we get back there with the guy as he works the toy in her ass, panties pulled to the side, and her shorts around her knees. Then some hey yes, anal fucking in what else, doggie style. This looks awesome! Finally a pop to it all in the piledriver position. Just goos up her poophole. And Jenna Haze yet again! This time she walks in looking like a 70's chick with her hair frizzed or teased or permed up. And fuckin' again! And again some nice wiggles along with some exciting missionary fucking, sometimes POV. Here she has just a little bush. Must see.
Whew. That's it for now.
And don't forget about Tori Black in Sweet Pussy from Vivid. Yes, Vivid. Well, see it. That sweet pussy gets seen by all during a bathtub intro tease from Tori. And there must be a dominating lesbian section to Brazzers online called Hot and Mean. I saw (on DVD) Hot and Mean 2. A real exciting scene is Tori Lane fucking Ashli Orion in the asshole with a strap-on. And there is a crazy/sexy yoga girlie scene in We Live Together 15 with three chicks doing their moves in their workout clothes. Peel 'em off and they get down to work. Very very exiting. No toys and I still call it hunky-dory swell! A+++
Let me know what you think of any of these or obvious movies I've missed so far in 2011.
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Edited by - heynow on May 30 2011