OK, let's see if this works.
Attention, ladies (and, what the hell, gentlemen, too) of the industry: have you gotten it on with a celebrity? Or maybe a whole butt-load of celebrities?
If so, we want to know about it!
Tell us, at a minimum: how many celebrities you've gotten it on with, and whether they were A-List, B-List, C-List or D-List celebrities. (Fucking a D-List celebrity is nothing to be embarrassed about; don't let anybody tell you different.) Laughably marginal or extremely expired shelf-life celebrities do count, but please, no celebrities-by-association. I.e., no points for blowing somebody's road manager or guitar tech, or Hanger-On #13 from _____'s posse.
Optional additional information: the celebrity's name (or thinly veiled hints, such as "his name is not Earl, but he played him on TV," or at least a general description of what manner of celebrity we're talking about); a description of the depraved, fucked up shit the celebrity wanted to do to you, or have done to him/her; whether it was a commercial transaction; whether there were witnesses, servants, and/or additional participants; whether there were cameras; whether there were controlled substances; whether social diseases were transmitted; whether conception occurred; whether you left the celebrity's home with something in your bag which was not there when you entered the residence; and all the other salient, salacious details. This isn't stupid Twitter; you can use more than 140 letters. If the celebrity was Charlie Sheen, you don't need to bother with any of this; just put down "Charlie" and we'll understand.
If you're not embarrassed to be a porn star, but you are embarrassed about some of the skank-ass celebrities you've done the dirty deed with, e-mail me and I'll post the info but keep your name out of it. Strict confidentiality guaranteed.
So, step forward, you star fuckers! Sharing is caring!
Frequently Asked Questions for the Pornstar Celebrity Fuck-And-Tell Thread
Q. I've fucked a lot of celebrities. I mean, a lot. Will I be seen as a tramp if I respond to this thread?
A. No! Everybody loves a go-getter!
Q. Will I be resented as a braggart if I respond to this thread?
A. No! Your stories will not only enrich the lives of all those who read them; they will embolden your peers to come forward with their own stories, leading to a better ADT for everyone!
Q. Should I save my stories for the book I'm planning to write one day?
A. No! Books are for losers! Come on, who reads books anymore? Nobody!
Q. If the celebrity I banged had his lawyer come around the next day and make me sign some kind of "non-disclosure agreement" (I think that was what it was called), will I get in trouble if I post in this thread?
A. No! They can't touch you! Post away!
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Mods: yes, it's a poll. No, it shouldn't be moved to Polls, because it will whither on the vine down there where the talent seldom tread. So leave it here, umkay thanks bye.)