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I would do the same but at the moment I'm watching many single scenes from various titles in my big porn DVD library rather than entire movies...

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Unless noted, all titles get a C+ to B- A pretty average bunch overall with typically a couple of good scenes each and a couple of FF'ers. Big Wet Asses a nice standout (as might be expected!)

Barely Legal 50: A- (Average, but the extra scene makes up for it.)
Lipstick -n- Lingerie 2: C
Down Wit Whitey
The Collectionistas: (I didn't like the overall video quality. Too grainy, too revealing.)
Biggz and the Beauties 9: (Not the strongest in the series.)
Big Wet Asses 4: A (Glad there is a series dedicated to oil!)
Seduction (H2): C (Again, didn't like the "look" of the film.)
Private Reality: Anal Challenge
Cadillac Highway
Barely Legal Summer Camp: (One great girl "squirting" scene.)
Double or Nothing
Anal Teen Tryouts 02
First Offense 4: (I like part 3 better.)
North Pole 50
Anal Teen Tryouts 4
Private Tropical 12: Sin Island

Overall, a fairly unremarkable bunch. Still, very serviceable porn. I guess our English friends would call it wankable.

Barely Legal 50 has a very nice all girl orgy as an extra which is better than the rest of the movie. Filmed in the beautiful crystal clear, richly colorful video that is typical of this series (thank you Clive!) with some nice toy action (something I normally care little about) and some anal toy action. The real highlight for me is 3 nice girl “squirting” moments. Wow.

Of the 3 or 4 Private titles, most were pretty good but nothing to ramble on about.

The two titles in the Hustler H2 line, The Collectionistas and Seduction, I didn’t really care for. The video, while decent color and lighting, somehow was too grainy, showed too much skin blemishes, or pores or something. Hard to explain. The sex looked okay, just didn’t look right in the video department. Maybe it did have to do with lighting after all. These two titles didn’t last long in the DVD player.

I’ll update my list in mid-Sept. I’ll try to write a sentence or two down after I see the movie so I can comment on it here. At least so I can mention a few highlights.

Should I end with a tagline like Happy Porning, or Thumbs Up the Rump? Hmmm, I guess not.

Edited by - HeyNow on 9/2/2004 1:19:07 AM

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(I like nasty hardcore sex as much as the next guy, but blemish-free gals, good lighting, good video quality, all around better than average production values will get much better grades from me.)

Private Reality 20: Cum: A 2 really strong, beautifully shot scenes, including one from Gazzman.
Assploitations 3: A : Aurora Snow! A couple of really great scenes. Awesome Aurora scene, plus she joins in on the others.
Six Pack: C+ I wanted to like it more. The first scene was good.
Teen Dreams 8: A Wow! No anal, but nice tanned gals. At least one gal with large perfect tits.
Double Anal Climax 2: C
Surf Fuckers: A Gazzman! Stunningly beautiful Private title.
Cum Swapping Sluts 7: A Typical Red Light Luger. (And that's good!)
Triple Stacked 1: A- 3 vaginas stacked up and fucked. Nice! Lots of fucking.
Golden Girls 3: B I thought there would be pissing - edited out I guess.
Sport Babes 1: B+
The Ole' In and Out: B A couple of good scenes.
Anal Addicts 15: C Weak. This line needs some help.

Some good titles. Teen Dreams from New Sensations/Digital Sin was something of a stand out. Just simple nicely shot sex, with a variety of positions with awesome looking young ladies. You won't even miss the anal. It would be a good title to get for those out there that complain about too much anal (I'm not one of those.)

Next up (soon, hopefully) are the newly released 1 Pink, 1 Stink part 4 and the newest Deep Throat This cumfest. My online rental queue is bursting at the seams.

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Not much to say about the individual titles, pretty much a normal batch for the last part of September. I still need to keep better track of my latest viewings. Hopefully I can contribute to the review section of this site with full movie reviews at some point.

And to the movies, of course, Pink/Stink has been a pretty good line - at least one very hot scene in this release. One of the girls keeps saying, oh yea, give it to me in the pink and the stink, I love it. (Or variations on that theme.) Cute.

One stand out scene is the final scene from Caribbean Airlines from Private. The 5 ladies take on one guy - well, not quite, 4 of them just pose for us while one gal gets it. Still, there is one very nice ass shot of the five of them (from behind) getting ready to take the cumshot. It's just a simple shot from 20 or 30 feet behind the girls - not many movies take the time to show these angles. Still, the scenes are pretty short in all the Private titles listed.

But the real standout in the bunch is from Elegant Angel: Squirtwoman 2. Yum. I don't know if the squirting fulfills my peeing fetish or what but I just like it. This takes it to another level, with alot of squirting onto the other participants (most scenes are 2 girls on 1 guy.) No idea what sort of camera is used, but it provides a nice picture without being so sharp that it shows every pore, ingrown hair and pimple (a major league turn off!) I don't know - I imagine the squirting is all "fake", but I still like it.

One rental it's way: Tight Wet Panties. The description reads: "Watch as each women gets her panties stuffed by huge cock, their pink panties soaked to the max, shove big dicks up their tight holes and each one gets soaking wet!" It comes from the mastermind behind Big Wet Asses, so I'm at least hopeful of a good fuckfest, but the back cover doesn't look all that great......

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My wife will find these notes that give "Gulp that Cock" a B+, with a note that it features the biggest cocks this side of the Mississippi and subsequently divorce me. But it is all for ADT so it is worth it, right? :)

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Teens Need Chocolate Cum: B I really like David Luger's past work, but this one seemed a little weak.

Young Stuff 3: A From Simon Wolf - I haven't rented much from them...yet! I need to. It looked great. The girls are young and with perfect bodies and skin. Nicely shot video. It's anal free (as might be expected) until the last scene which has lots of anal. Don't know the name of the girl, but aww man, she takes that cock like Aurora Snow!

Double Teamed 2: A Another great title. This one is from Digital Sin and Axel Braun. I know nothing about this director but I want more! Absolutely beautifully shot. Several great scenes, but the best is an outdoor scene with Ariana Jollee and two guys with large cocks. Wowsa.

Peeing Party 1: D Pretty awful, it's an hour long sex orgy out by the pool. Below average video quality, not the greatest of looking gals either. The pissing is a the end of the movie. Each girl takes a turn pissing on a blow up doll. This disc also included a trailer for Gangbang Granny movie. All I can say is "Oh, my!" I guess I can also say I have now finally seen a 65 year old woman drenched in cum.

Tight Wet Panties: B Not as good as the Big Wet Asses titles but still some good porn.

Ass Obsessed 2: B Not bad, but I've seen better. For example this next title blows this one out of the water.

Ass 2 Mouth: A For me, the best Platinum X in a long time. As one should expect, it has a nice amount of ATM. Now, I don't care one way or another about ATM. I'm not turned on by it, but not repulsed either. This is from John Strong - I need to check out his work from Anabolic.

Cum Fart Cocktails: B I'm just not a fan of internals - I guess I should stop renting them. I can't resist RLD. If this is your thing, there are a couple of good scenes - and a couple of real nice BJ extra scenes. (I think my problem is the fairly extreme close ups that shoot the asshole and vagina with cum dripping out of them. Just too close and too much detail for me.) Still, the sex is hot and Selena Silver looks great.

Anal Expedition 4: A- Some fine anal action!

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I think I'll have to check out Young Stuff 3 and Anal Expedition 4.

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If I gave it a B it is pretty much your basic porn. Nothing overly great about it, just good solid material to arouse your wiener.

Down the Hatch 11 B : Maybe I was getting tired, a few weak scenes, but it does contain one great scene (can't tell you the name of the girl though - it is the second scene.)

Young Pink 6 A : Young and yummy!

Cum Rain Cum Shine A : It was very good, still I think Squirtwoman 2 is the benchmark for greatness in this genre. (It's the urine-like stream style of squirts in Squirtwoman 2 that does it for me.)

Feeding Frenzy 5 A- Nicely done. Much much better than A Good Source... It's like comparing a nice Porterhouse steak to a bag of McDonalds hamburgers.

Double Teamed 1 A : Nicely shot. A few superb scenes.

Gag Factor 12 B+ I like the gag flicks, like the line from RLD. This one is a little rougher and filled with a little too much of the girls head back and upside down and the guy thrusting down - I mean 70% of the movie is from this angle. It's a bit much. And most of the cum shots are like this. It would be nice if they could change it up a bit. Otherwise it is nicely shot (lighting and video quality-wise) and the girls look quite fine.

Big Cock Seductions 14 B

Pigtail Cuties C+ Could have been better. BushDVD lists it as a North Star Associates release, but I don't think Peter North had anything to do with it as I expected. I believe it came from another studio.

Super Sluts B

A Good Source of Iron 3 C : I know I am in the minority here since this is a much loved line and I'm not posting quickie reviews to bash, but this could just be so much better. The video isn't the best, the lighting and the look isn't always right. And for the most part the girls just don't look that great and sometimes downright awful. This could be improved by better makeup, better locations (anywhere but the little office room with green carpeting!) I love seeing loads of cum, it just could be filmed better than this. (Maybe the general overall look is the appeal?)

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Just want to let you know that H2 is not Hustler!!!! It is a separate company which LFP distributes. I know some people doubt this, but we do not have any control over these titles at all!

Thanks.

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And thanks to LFP for the H2/Hustler info.

Now, on to the reviews for Joey Starr and (probably 2 lurkers). Honestly, I've forgotten most of what I've seen in the last 2 weeks. But on the good side, I don't recall any stinkers. Typically, I sit back and pop in 4 to 6 movies a night. Good God, now this isn't EVERY night. Just 2 (maybe 3) nights a week. So, often, if one title doesn't do it for me I move on pretty quickly to the next. Typically I won't get in to any details about the sex or the girls (I usually have no idea of their names anyhow) and just give it a grade and a remark. (Hey, it's a quickie review!)

Here's the list:

Ocean Dream B Your typical Private release. Nicely filmed sex, with locations, great looking gals, etc. But sometimes it all seems a little robotic and plastic. Certainly the sex scenes are shorter than they should be.

Cum Filled Throats 07 A- Nearly as good as my favorite blowjob series, Deep Throat This. Better than I was expecting when I rented it. Good looking girls and fine video/lighting.

Private Reality 26: Wet 'N' Horny Bitches B See above

Double Teamed 3 A The action or the girls overall weren't quite up there with parts 1 and 2 of this series, but still a great one from Axel Braun. Along with Tyrone, he helps Digital Sin put out some great looking porn.

Angels of Debauchery 2 B+ : For me it's actually one of the weaker releases from Jonni Darkko. Still some great scenes and he's one of the masters - yet, it was missing anal in a couple of scenes. I guess I need to remember this isn't called ANALS of Debauchery and we might not get as much anal as ATM and Anal Trainer.

Anal Teen Tryouts 6 A Overall, not all that good, but it gets an A for the twins. Sure, their scene could have been a little more hardcore. It was just good to see see twins in action. I would like to see more.

ASSume the Position 2 A Hey, another great one from Digital Sin. I don't read much about them here - probably still a little underrated for now. But they are putting out some topnotch stuff. Hot girls and shot very nicely with a good dose of ass thrown in. It says directed by Dillon, who is also listed as a performer.

Anal Love Stories A From Skeeter K. - You wouldn't know this a Private title once you start the video. Of course, it still looks great has great action, but it is more like a great gonzo release from RLD.

Altered Assholes A- Another great one from John Strong.

Pleasures of the Flesh 8 B- I get pulled in by the great looking back covers on this line and it never seems to live up to that. Not bad stuff, just not as good as others from New Sensations/Digital Sin.

Double Stuffed 3 B- It was okay, but I think I moved on pretty quickly.

Wet Teens 4 B From Simon Wolf. Again some nice (younger) action again from this studio. It was good for a couple of scenes. I was a little disappointed as I mistakenly thought I was renting one of the Wet Panties titles that Simon Wolf (I think) puts out. I've been saw the trailer a few times and it looks good. So far, I don't believe my rental house stocks that title.

Young Ripe Mellons 6 B- From Vince Vouyer. A somewhat weaker release from this line. I FF'd through it and moved on.

Teenage Spermaholics 2 A- Okay, this was something nice to move on to. A couple great sex scenes. Love the cover shot.

Erotica XXX 8 A+ The best of the batch I think. Absolutely beautifully shot, great lighting, the ladies are hot, the action is hot. Need I go on? I had seen a few of the earlier titles in this series - I have more to go, I should be getting them soon! I believe Tyrone Shuz has said he puts the best of the best into these releases.

Nearing a porn burnout, but with a constant 500 titles waiting to be rented, I can't stop yet. I have such lovely titles as Gape Maker 3 and POV Pervert 4 on their way. Plus some sort of Aurora Snow movie in which she does anal.

Edited by - HeyNow on 10/24/2004 12:26:36 PM

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Erotica XXX 6, Biggz and the Beauties 8, Teen Tryouts: Audition 37, Dripping Wet Sex 3, Anal Romance, Naughty College School Girls 35, Sexy Euro Girls 1, Teens Revealed 4, Nasty Prospects 5, Deep Throat This 23, Flesh Hunter 7, Millionaire, Cum Filled Throats 6, Fucking Assholes 3, Triple Stacked 4, Anal Delinquents 2, Semen Shots 3, Barely Legal 42, POV Pervert 4, Gaper Maker 3

No real standouts in this bunch, but nothing that would rate below a B in my book either. Just some good solid porn mostly from my favorite studios/directors.

I guess the new Private "Millionaire" movie is their highest budgeted movie. Seemed like a pretty typical Private feature to me. Yet I DID fast-forward over anything that wasn't hardcore butt pounding or at least penis grabbing.

I usually don't remember or pay attention to girls names, but Tyla Wynn is a standout in POV Pervert. I see from her filmography that she has been in a bunch of titles I've already seen - but I guess this time she just had a little extra screen presence.

That's it for now. All of these would be worthy rentals. I'll try to get on track with quickie reviews next time. My intention is to maintain a small record of my viewings and thoughts associated with them.

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Baker's Dozen 2 A+ Enough has been written about this one, but it is in a class by itself, of course a complete masterpiece (nearly - it doesn't really get going for me until after the first girl which is around 45 minutes in.) The best I've seen from Mr. Iron. Taylor Rain and little Missy Monroe really make this one a keeper.

Bet Your Ass A Another great release from Mr. Darkko. Beautifully done.

Jack's Playground 5 B+ First one from this series for me. I wasn't really expecting much, just wanted to try something else...but it's pretty good. The girls look great, the sex is great...and so on. I don't really know what the talking plastic penis stuff was (I assume they were talking, they were dressed up and such...I just fast forwarded over all that.)

Just Anal Sex 2 and Mandy the Perfect Gift B- Average...I was expecting better.

Rain Coater's Point of View 4 B- Tyla Wynn was the best thing in this movie. I was somewhat disappointed in the other scenes.

Choke it Down A- A new series I assume. A lighter version of A Good Source, I suppose. Sex scene with a couple of guys on one girl, cumshots and then a few more guys come in to blast her month full. Some real cuties including Allie Sin (I think.)

First Offense 6 B- Overall a fairly average movie. Some cute girls, but they only sort of get into it. Highlight for me was the good ol' Peter North cumshot.

Ass Crackin' 3 I see little reason for anyone to get this one. I love most stuff coming out of Digital Sin, but this one seemed to have an extraordinary amount ass pimples. #1 hated porn thing for me. If you can look beyond that, you might find something good here...but it was "move on city" for me.

Ass Games B Some good stuff, but I liked the first one (from Private and Mr. Kerkove) better.

Barely Legal: Summer Camp 2 B Again a typical Barely Legal release. A couple of so-so scenes and a couple of better ones. There is one girl group "orgy" scene with some squirting...so bonus points for that. More squirting! (On a sidenote, I see Clive has come out with one called "Barely Legal Innocence 1". Has the original Barely Legal series been retired?)

Okay, two movies are calling me tonight yet: Student Sluts for Facials and Double Cum Fun. My first GGG movie. I'm prepared to be disappointed in the video quality and lighting.

Edited by - HeyNow on 12/13/2004 1:17:06 AM

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But specific titles that I liked include:

Drive Thru 2
No Swallowing Allowed 3
Blow Me Sandwich 5

Also, About Face from Third Degree was really good. Need to rent more from them.

The GGG movie Double Cum Fun was alright, but as expected looked like early 90's VHS. No rush to check out any of the others, but from the trailers it looked like Come On Have A Shot and some title with "Whore" in the title looked like the best bets. I believe that second one has yet to be released from Black Widow.

Saw Nasty Prospects, Laced and Loaded 3, and Biggz and the Beauties 11 this weekend and they were pretty lousy. First 2 are from Sineplex and I think I will put them on my "avoid" list for awhile. Great looking box covers (front and back) get my hopes up, but just don't live up for me. Also watched Rocco: Animal Trainer 16 the same night, not the greatest either, but had a very strong final scene that saved it for me.

Edited by - HeyNow on 12/13/2004 1:55:20 AM

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Titles I've recently seen:

Lady Fellatio 2: Desperately Seeking Semen
Anal Addicts 17
Party of Sex 2
Killer Pussy 12
Cum Beggars
Share the Load 2
Cum Guzzlers 2
Barely Legal: Ski Camp
What Gets You Off...
Jack's Playground 16
Apprentass 2
Fuck My Ass N Make Me Cum 3
Anal Thrills
Barely Legal Innocence

...And the winner: Share the Load 2! A top-notch production all the way around. By far the best of the bunch. Great looking gals, great video, sexy colorful bras and panties, great locations....everything! Every scene is a winner. I like the set up: 2 girls pose for a minute or two and then get down to sucking cock POV style. Cumshot comes pretty quickly, and then they get down the sex with a 2nd "main" guy. Of course there is a good deal of cum swapping - it's neither a big turn on for me nor is it a turn off. This one is my favorite title from Third Degree. I've had high hopes for a couple of the others (What Gets You Off and Cum Beggers) but so far they haven't been as good...still solid material, just not on the same level for me as Share the Load 2.

Since I've forgotten some of the details about the rest I'll just add a few comments about the others: Barely Legal Ski Camp is a waste of time, Apprentass 2 is a nice introduction to Zero Tolerance titles (I didn't realize it would be a "comp" title but of course that works to see the best of past titles) and I do want to see more Jack's Playground titles. They are kind of light on the sex, with alot of FF material, but the girls are really hot. Oh, the Anal Addicts series has pretty much lost it for me. It seemed to be pretty good early on, along with the earlier North Pole titles but recent releases haven't been good from either series. (The Deep Throat This series is still going strong - thank the heavens - I wouldn't mind seeing a new one of those every 3 weeks (actually every week, but I'm being realistic!))

Hurry, BushDVD with those new rentals!

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Where can I order this movie???!!!

But seriously - thanks for the ongoing mini-reviews. You and I have very similar tastes. I thought Deep Throat This #23 was awesome. And Share The Load 2 is a worthy successor to STL1. Great stuff.

mod note: I split up the humongous (and humorous) movie title because it was making the page extend off the screen.

Edited by - hardware on 1/15/2005 1:25:34 AM

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Just a few quick notes tonight. I'll pass on assigning grades. If I speak kindly about a movie it's probably a B . If I say great or solid you can pretty much assume it is an A and the overall look (video, lighting, etc) is good and the girls are beauties.

Fuck Doll Sandwich 2: Great looking, solid porn material. Stunning gals.

The Loadman Cummith 2: Sorry, just too ancient. Yes, I know it is just from 98, but newer titles look so much better.

Service Animals 10: A couple of scenes to skip and a couple of good ones.

Shane's World: College Guide to Anal Sex: Average

Big Wet Tits: Apparently an offshoot of the Big Wet Asses series which I like alot. This one is good.

Come On and Have A Shot! The lighting and video quality is terrible compared to most titles I rent and the quality of the girls really isn't too good. I'll pass on renting any more of these GGG titles and leave them to the other fans.

Erotica XXX 2: Yes! It's good. Nicely shot. But there is a certain sameness to the scenes from this series...

No Cum Dodging Allowed 4: I know I liked one.

1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink 5: OK now, here is some stink in this one...and that is a good thing for THIS series! Overall, not bad, but my favorite of the series remains the first.

Angels of Debauchery 3: Darkko is always good for some high quality whacking material.

Iron Head 2: Comp of past movies limited to the blowjob and cumshots. Some nicely shot scenes.

A Touch of Pink: Another comp of a series, maybe Perfect Pink or something along those lines (Pink something in the title anyhow.) This isn't really what I want my porn to me right now.

I Was Tight Yesterday! Interesting.

Matador 15 Sex Tapes: Winner all the way! Now this one is the cream of the crop. The iceing on the cake. The mother of all videos...need anymore clichés? Okay its a A+ I've always really liked this series. I've seen most of them, but apparently this one excaped me until now. The girls are gorgeous, same with the color and video sharpness. Just awesome. If someone could come out this a title like this (or any of the Matadors) every month or two the world would be a better place!!!

Looking forward to seeing Throat Gaggers 7 - it's coming out soon. Otherwise next up for me are titles like Millionaire 2 from Private and Crack Addict 1 and Up'R Class, both from Third Degree and Chris Streams who has put out some great stuff recently.

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And I have Crack Addict 2 sitting ready to watch later. The comments on this board have been fantastic, so I am looking forward to that one.

I mostly just wanted to write about Crack Addict, but I'll sum up the rest as long as I'm here: Biggz and the Beauties 3, Harder They Cum, Millionaire 2 and Up'R Class are all solid productions that rate around a B but Assman 6 was a real disappointment. I guess stuff like this is just too ancient to be considered anymore. The lighting and video quality were horrid. I can't get past stuff like that no matter who is doing what.

Next up to view I have the usual bunch of suspects, plus a movie from Jill Kelly Prod. called Cindy's Way. The cover is hot...

Edited by - HeyNow on 1/20/2005 2:14:26 AM

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Breakin' 'Em In 7: Shot in the RLD warehouse (I would assume). The first scene is the longest and is excellent. Stars Steve Holmes with Allie Sin and Aidon. There's some nice intro stuff and play before the sex. Hhhot hot girls, these two! Some of the other girls are pretty hot too.

Cindy's Way 1: A movie from JKP - it's good! Nicely shot, great color, and even some anal action with pretty girls.

Feeding Frenzy 6: Ehh. I like the Deep Throat This series better. Different tastes I guess.

Matador 1: Great one from Private and Jean-Yves Le Castel. Now this is an excellent series. I probably saw this one back in the day. Great anal action, and they make it look so easy. Some nice gaping too (this series is known for that of course.)

Anal Retentive 5: Excellent. A+ I just gave it a quick preview so far. I'll watch it entirely when I get a chance, but it looks excellent. Very nicely shot, good lighting, the whole works in the visual department and with beautiful girls. And of course, a good deal of anal. Every scene looked super hot. It's not normally something that interests me, but even the one with a very dark-skinned girl looked great! And initially when I got this one in the mail I wasn't too optimistic. I've seen some good stuff from Axel Braun and Digital Sin and some not so good. This is the first title I've seen from the Anal Rententive line - I'll be renting parts 1 thru 4 soon. Part 1 has Ashley Long AND Taylor Rain, not too mention Ashley Blue and Haley Paige. I love all these girls! How did I miss out on that one?

Crack Addict 2: I liked the first one better for the reasons mentioned in the previous post. Still, it has two pretty hot scenes. This one has been raved about on the board, again, I guess everyones tastes are different.

Next up (when I get it in the mail) is Coxxx and Soxxx 4. New series for me (in fact I don't think I've seen anything from NJ Films yet.)

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Touchdowns:
Blow Me Sandwich 6
Camel Hoe's 2
Anal Retentive 1
Barely Legal Corrupted
Tits Ahoy
Anal Retentive 4
Cum Drenched Tits
The NarcASSist
4-Way Whores
Elastic Assholes 2
Mr. Pete is Unleashed 3
Myne Tease 2

Field Goal:
Supersquirt
Blow Me Sandwich 3
I'm a Big Girl Now

Fumbles:
Throat Yogurt 2
Coxxx and Soxxx 04

Comments:

Alot of good stuff in the last few weeks. I thought that Blow Me Sandwich 6 was spectacular production. Great looking girls, excellent video and lighting, very good blow job action even with some extreme close up action and it still looked great! But in this series, the girls are typically in control so no hardcore cock vs. mouth* ramming - it's a real "couples" blow job movie.

And of course, I think the Anal Rententive movies are excellent. All of them seem to be worthy - check them out if you get a chance.

With Barely Legal Corrupted it seems that Hustler is taking the Barely Legal brand into a more hardcore area. It's very good!

Regarding Supersquirt, normally I would give any good looking squirting movie a big thumbs up, and it was good looking but I'd rather see large streams of squirt spraying out and here we mostly get the hand flapping at the pussy as it squirts. Minor detail. Of course I hold Squirtwoman 2 as the "A list" movie in this genre. (Maybe P.O.V. Squirt Alert from Mayhem would provide what I am looking for - It's number 2 on my rental queue.)

* Maybe "Cock vs Mouth" would be a good title for a new throat gagger style movie. Has it been done already?

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On to the show. Whoops. It's been a month!

Well, recently I've seen these:

Anal Perversions 3
Cum Swapping Sluts 8
Cum Stained Casting Couch
Double Teamed 6
Bet Your Ass 2
Dual Invasion 2
Flesh Hunter 8
Fucking Assholes 1
Jailbait
Teenage Spermaholics 3
Anal Teen Tryouts 8
Hi-Teen Club 2
Jack's Playground 17
Mr. Pete is Unleashed 4
Naughty College School Girls 38
Teen Dreams 10
Anal Instinct
Barely Legal 45
Big Tit Anal Whores
Deep Throat This 24
The Fans Have Spoken 9
Killer Pussy 16
Black Angel Falls
Fucking Beautiful 3

...and so on. I didn't take any notes for these. Memories are long gone. So, I'll just write a few general comments.

As far as I'm concerned, the RLD product seems weaker than in the past. The girls aren't as pretty, I'm fastforwarding alot, etc. They (Jailbait, Cum Swapping Slut 8) weren't as good as I hoped. But I'm really loving what Digital Sin/New Sensations is putting out. I've highlighted those in bold. They are my favorite titles of the bunch. You'll get some solid porn out of these, nicely shot, great video and color...everything you want to see from you porn. And hot ladies performing the nasty too!

A few specific comments. Jack's Playground 17. Ugh. Run far far away. Never again. Has no worth. For me.

Cum Stained Casting Couch. The twins just have no energy at all in this one. I've defended them in the past, liked what I saw, but there is just nothing hot here. I mean, they look fine, but they just do not get into it at all.

But for the most part, there isn't a complete stinker on the list. All good for a rental. I thought Deep Throat This 24 was a little short. ("it's over already?") I'd rather see faces get slopped up but do allow that not everyone wants what I want.

I see Anal Showdown from Jonni Darkko is out. It's at the top of my queue. This must be the one that would have online voting...?

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Slam It! In Her Ass: A

Anal Showdown: B+ The newest from Jonni Darkko pitting Katja Kassin up against Lauren Phoenix. I like Lauren, don’t really care for Katja so there is a clear winner for me in this one. I like the concept, but there really isn’t a lot of variety, just the 2 main girls, each with one solo scene, one girl-girl scene and one scene with 2 guys and the girl.

Lingerie A Go-Go: B+ Compliation from Private. Around 8 or 9 scenes. Some dating back to 1999 or further if I’m not mistaken. Pretty good stuff if you haven’t seen these scenes before – yet it isn’t exactly what I am looking for anymore.

Assploitations 4: A Another good one from Ms. Aurora Snow!

Young As They Cum 16: A-

2 Pricks and a Chick 1: C Fairly ancient (well, 2003) title from RLD and David Luger. Not the best from him. The girls are fairly uninteresting.

I'm a Big Girl Now 2: B

Biggz and the Beauties 13: A Another great one from Digital Sin. I’ve usually liked this series. They use this great camera that is typical in Digital Sin/New Sensations releases that yields a great looking product. Great looking girls. Usually the guy is Biggz, and he of course is in this one, but there is another guy in one scene: box credits him as Shane “Thick Dick” Diesel and, whoa nelly, is it ever! The girl can barely get it in her mouth!

The Liar: C This is a Hustler H2 release. I don’t know why I keep trying these. I rarely like them. I fast forwarded over this one and moved on quickly. I guess I just don’t want to see the Euro girls, plus the video quality isn’t up there, so if I do want to see Euro, I can just stick with Private.

Anal Trainer 9: A So, how would this recently revived series fare without Jonni Darkko? It’s still pretty damn good stuff.

No Swallowing Allowed 4 : A Another great one from Chino Wang – he doesn’t seem to come around here very often anymore. His posts were usually great reads, plus those crazy avatars. Anyhow. This title clocks in at what seemed to be well over 3 hours. I can hardly believe it. Seems like everyone is having fun in this one. Lots of facials, some get just one squirt, some many. Some real beauties in this one too – a couple of sweet “innocent” girls. Oh, I was really hoping that one of them would take a fully clothed cumshot. But I have to say, great stuff! More, Chino!

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And good day everyone. A few comments on my latest rentals. Overall, I’ve been specifically vague so you should take a look at the back covers for extra details about each movie.

Goin' Deep 4 (from NS/DS) and Virgin Surgeon 3 (from ZT) B Solid stuff, visually very well done, good lighting and color the whole works. Sadly both of them are completing lacking in anal. These were the first two I put in the player and I was ripe to see some anal. But the vaginal sex looks good and if you are one of those that sometimes complains about the overwhelming amount of ass pounding in porn these days, these would be good titles for you. Again, on a technical level they good and there is some modest heat to the sex.

Cum Addicts Anonymous: Hot, hot, hot! A Oh yes, here is a little more sexual heat. (Also beautifully shot.) Little or no anal, but these are nasty cum hungry ladies. And that isn’t just marketing bull. They actually have them act like they are crazy for the cum and somehow addicted for that shit. Great stuff! The girls put their clothes back on after the cum shot(s) which halfway fulfills my fully clothed cum dreams. Another cute little gimmick they have is moving in the camera close enough for the girl to steam up the lens with her breath and then writes a “C” (for CUM!) on the lens. Just a nice interaction with the camera (and by extension, the viewer.) Over the years and years I haven’t seen such a thing! This is from the newish studio (I think – I don’t know the details, is it a spinoff? a start up?) called Colossal. This is either the first or second title I’ve rented from them. I’m be renting more soon!

ASSume the Position 3 B+ Ahh, finally the anal that I am after. Pretty well done, but not as visually beautiful as the typical Digital Sin releases that I have been raving about.

Double Teamed 4: A- Again another solid one from Digital Sin.

Specs Appeal 13: B- Chicks with glasses getting fucked and then getting cum on their glasses.

Crack Addict 3: A Another great one from 3rd Degree. Patricia Petit has an especially great scene with two guys. Katsumi is another stand out in this title, but each scene is very watchable.

Eurobabes Take it to the Extreme: Good but not great.

Anal Authority A+++ Excellent! Another winner from Digital Sin/New Sensations. The scene that takes this to the A+++ level is Vanessa Lane and her gymnast moves. Wowsa! Oh those moves and positions. She does the splits balanced between two chairs and gets fucked up the ass. I couldn’t take it anymore and allowed my load to flow.

Fuck Me Hard and Cum on My Face! From Colossal. I’m not as impressed with this one as I was with Cum Addicts, but the queen of anal shoving, Taylor Rain, has a great scene.

1 In The Pink 1 In The Stink: B- Good hardcore action but with all kinds of blemishes and bruises (always a turn off for me) and not always the best camera angles of the action. Deja Daire is the standout scene here.

But vastly superior in the same genre is:

She Takes Two: A+ #1 Outstanding. I’ll be submitting a full review on ADT Reviews soon, but this is a great release. Every scene is a keeper and in typical New Sensations fashion everyone looks beautiful (a combination of lighting, the camera and makeup) and not a blemish in sight here.

Sorry I seem to be a broken record on this New Sensations/Digital Sin stuff but they are putting out some really great work. If you hate it, you can rejoice and sing alleluia because my next batch of rentals have 0.00% from NS/DS

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Anyhow. Please for the love of God, someone lock this thread.

Some of these ended up being better than expected, some worse. But still some pretty solid load spraying material. And I have avoided renting ANY (as far as I can tell) movies from New Sensations in an effort to see what else is out there. Colossal and 3rd Degree rank pretty high up there for me.

Fresh Pink B
Spunk'd A
Angels of Debauchery 4 B
Crewkake A
Gaper Maker 4 A+
North Pole 55 B
Strip Tease Then Fuck 3 B
Warning: I Fuck on the First Date! 3 A
Barely Legal Corrupted 2 B
Bitches in Heat 2 B+
Nice Rack 11 C
Threesomes B+
Cum Swapping and Lollipops B
Good Source of Iron 4 B-
Big Tits Tight Slits B+
Slant Eye For The Straight Guy A+
A River Runs Through Her B-
Assed Out 4 B

I don’t know. The Jonni Darkko stuff doesn’t seem as excellent since moving to Evil. But then he seemed to be best known at Digital Sin for all anal titles (at least anal in each scene) with ATM and Anal Trainer and typical he seems to be doing less anal now.

Crewkake is another somewhat inventive title from Colossal. A crew of 3 or 4 guys arranges for porn shoot, helps the girls get ready and then film a sex scene with the girl and a porno guy. They stroke it for all they are worth while “helping” on the crew, even getting blowjobs along the way. They get to squirt on the girls face in the end. No anal in this one.

Also, as you might expect, Spunk’d is an cumshot compilation from 3rd Degree.

Slant Eye is of course a title that sparked a lengthy thread debate back in the day – I normally don’t get all Asian titles but this one was great! (I hope they do a second one.)

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But I'm thinking, hey, this thread is pretty good. I might have to revive it. If you are looking for a rental idea, I don't think you can go wrong with any of the A picks. And many probably missed that scene in Barely Legal 50 with Belladonna, Cytherea, Monica Sweetheart Audrey Hollander and 4 others in an all girl orgy. Anal toy play and some squirting. By far the best all girl scene I've ever seen.

I have no idea why I am posting this.

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