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arthur
Deactivated User

165 Posts
9/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 2:15AM
The review of Jamie Loves Jeff by vodka tonic (as linked on the home page) is below standard for adult dvd talk. It is liberally sprinkled with homophobic insinuations regarding Jeff Stryker, a one-time bisexual male porn performer. The use of these insinuations is highly unprofessional in my view.

Adult dvd talk's reviews are generally of a high standard. Pity vodka tonic had to sully it.


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juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 7 2005 : 4:19AM
Arthur, are you on a crusade?

Perhaps you can join forces with the other great American crusader G.W.B.?

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vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 7 2005 : 4:20AM
Arthur, I was just trying to have a little fun reviewing an abysmal movie. What shocked you in the review ? Was it the whole tone or isolated sentences ? I wrote the review armed with the knowledge that members know I am gay and low-standard, but I do forgot that there are a lot of anonymous visitors reading these reviews who could mis-interpret it as homophobic. I do think people have a sense of humour, but I will trust the webmasters' judgment in that case. If you feel I've been a bit too far, simply remove the review, I won't take it personally.
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Zartyr
Member

700 Posts
7/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 5:01AM
Calibrate your irony detector!
Or if yours is beyond means of any repair, I have heard there is a sale of unused irony detectors at Cardassia Prime.

Please leave immediately to get yourself one, but use a below-speed-of-light vessel.

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Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)
1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 5:41AM
@VT: Loved the review.
Especially the last scene.
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Recoil Therapy
Member

Deep in flyover country
194 Posts
10/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 9:44AM

Great review . The descriptions of the people/acts were much more cynical/accurate than many of the other reviews that I've read of similar movies.

Sadly Jamie seemed to spend much of her career on similar movies (quality wise). You have to sit through a bunch of goofieness to see her in action .

RT

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Cuddly Wombat
Senior Member

Just another bare bum in the shiower
1739 Posts
12/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 9:44AM
I thought the review was absolutely hilarious. This was one movie that I have always stayed away from watching as I was sure that the makers were just playing a cruel joke on us straight guys by pairing Jeff Stryker with "the Brat".

I think vodka tonic's great review has confirmed my suspicions.

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dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - May 7 2005 : 10:56AM
OMG! Thanks for that great review vodka tonic, you are one of my favorites here. I love your sense of humor, so please don't let others get to you.

arthur, if you have issues you should email the reviewer directly. Public attacks concerning reviews are not encouraged or appreciated in these forums, and this crusade of yours is wearing thin.

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DVDwishes
ComX

1060 Posts
7/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:06AM
for the last time ... dude should open his open porn company, bury the competition, and then tell everyone to go cram it with walnuts! I'm actually trying to help here because as MUCH as this dude and I don't agree you gotta respect that kind of passion. most of the directors out now started small with their own handheld stuff. time to step up and do it.
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Jacco All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:38AM
Thanks Arthur for pointing me to this hilarious review! Without you I would have never seen it.


VT: great job!!!

Jacco

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skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 7 2005 : 11:44AM
Arthur, put away the crack pipe, OK?

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vodka tonic
coolest cucumber

who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - May 7 2005 : 12:15PM
I see the review is slowly creeping up the top 50 recent chart. What a fantastic job ! Arthur, I should hire you as my personal p.r, I couldn't have done it without you.
And mucho to everybody else, I'm gonna celebrate this vote of confidence with an enema. In the immortal words of Kimi : SWOOOSH !
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astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 7 2005 : 12:45PM
Uhmmmmm. If he's bi, then it's not an insinuation. It's a comment on what is. Of course, you've never let reality stop you before, so why start now? Either get off the drugs, or get on them. Whichever way you're doing things now sure as hell isn't working.

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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Linda Graham11
Member

86 Posts
10/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 1:49PM
Same here! LOL I really lost it when I read, "Jeff tries to undress Jamie without ruining her hairstyle (we would never do that to a sister).

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arthur
Deactivated User

165 Posts
9/04
Posted - May 7 2005 : 7:28PM
vodka tonic,

One of the reasons I like adultdvdtalk is the consistent high standard of the movie reviews. I would say they are probably close to being the best on the web. As for your review of Jamie Loves Jeff, I just feel it was unnecessary for you to show us how "funny" you are by including those insinuations. You could've just said the movie bored you to tears and leave it at that.

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ObiBong
Senior Member

1162 Posts
12/02
Posted - May 7 2005 : 8:04PM
I knew my reviews were too wordy. From here on out, we'll go this way:

Writer's Block: "It bored me."

No, No Briana: "I liked it."

That'll really uphold the quality of reviewing here.

Edited by - obibong on 5/7/2005 8:05:37 PM

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Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14596 Posts
3/02
Posted - May 7 2005 : 8:46PM
Vodka tonic needs to send arthur a bottle of champagne for all the publicity he's throwing VT's way.
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scipio
Senior Member

1901 Posts
2/00
Posted - May 8 2005 : 4:06AM
Shit, I'm working on a batch of reviews which are taking much more time than I'd expected, because of, you know, descriptions, and words and stuff.

If only I'd known before. Thanks Artie.


VT ~ You might think thet you're Gay, or Bi, or whatever, but you aren't really, until you get a copy of the rulebook off of arthur. Funny reiew though!

cheers,

scipio


scipio

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RubyRed
Member

203 Posts
2/05
Posted - May 8 2005 : 11:58PM
Rule book? We have a rule book? Damn it! One more book to read. And I bet I'm breaking every single one of them.

VT that review is a riot! Arthur... lighten up! A good review of a bad movie tends to have some humor in it. That one was a great review of a bad movie.

Edited by - RubyRed on 5/9/2005 12:00:38 AM

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astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - May 9 2005 : 8:54AM
"Try to spot Jamie under Jeff".

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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