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skronker
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9/02
Posted - Oct 27 2004 : 7:17PM
I can't wait for the Rog Awards or the AVNs, I'm afraid ...

These are my favorite porn people and things about 2004, with a few updates to follow. These lists could be about 20 names/scenes/titles long, by the way.


Best-loved performers, female -- or, the Slut of the Year Award


1. Jayna Oso
2. Missy Monroe
3. Melissa Lauren
4. Dana Vespoli
5. Gia Paloma

Fave starlets/newbies/new-to-me's -- girls I can't wait to see more of

1. Leah Luv
2. Nadia Styles
3. Katin
4. Kiara Rose
5. Kimberly Kane

Best scene of the Year

1. Kami Andrews and Brandon Iron in "Riot Sluts"
2. Nadia Styles with the swinger couple in "Shane's World 35"
3. Melissa Lauren vs. Tony T and company, "ArtCore"/Melissa vs. Steve Holmes et al, "Unnatual Sex 12"
4. Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Sean Michaels, et al in "Service Animals 17"/Jayna with Roxy Jezel and Michael Stefano in 'Weapons of Ass Destruction 3"
5. Rose vs. 4 studs in 'Feeding Frenzy 4" (the "accidental" gang bang)

Best anthropology -- The BTS Award

Tie: Mason and Chico Wang

Best male performer

1. Michael Stefano (romance)
2. Steve Holmes/ Tony T. ("romance")

"That's brutal, son!"

Too pretty for porn award

1. Jennifer Luv
2. Terri Summers

The girl you really, really, REALLY wish lived next door award

1. Katin
2. Christie Lee

The girl you wish was bartending down the street tonight award (so you might wear a "festive hat" and further your intoxicated pleasure as they pinned you to the pool table with a well-placed twist of the hip ...)

1. Kami Andrews
2. Katrina Kraven
3. Nicki Hunter

Best kick-ass porn girls who actually answer their phones (Skronker Hall of Fame):

1. Ariana Jollee
2. Julie Night


Best off-camera babes who temptingly resist the heathen cry to jump in front of the lens, much to our sadness (aka, the Ketel One/PSK Hall of Fame Award):

1. Sun and Connie from DVSX!

Best, "Please toss me in a room with this girl, lock the door and throw away the key!" starlet (Or, the "Baby, Please Don't Go" award):

Eva Angelina

And, voila!. Too bad this line of "possibility thinking" did not work for the presidential elections, but if I gotta live with four more years of W and his wrecking crew, I will fear no Eva! Yippee!!

Director of the Year:

Joey Silvera

It's not even close, really: Joey gets it right. The flow. The girls. The kink. The balance of humor and hardcore intensity. Even the inconsistencies of his movies are somehow not even flaws, because his approach to porn is somehow holistic, and he puts the pleasure of the performer first. Dig the titles of his series -- "Service Animals," "Runaway Butts," "Hellcats" -- these are not "niche"-driven lines; a scene is a scene, involving whatever happens to happen, so much more like real life, if real life was lived in Joey's house, with all that hip furniture and Cris Taliana dropping by after soccer practice to wiggle her ass.

Heirs apparent: Jules Jordan -- for concept and execution and dedication to fetish -- and Jonni Darrko, because the shit looks so damn good.


The Unfortunately Falling Completely Off the Radar Award:

Tie: Nacho Vidal and Rocco Siffredi

I have to honestly say I'd much rather Nacho was active as a performer in other people's scenes rather than spending so much time in Brazil, if you know what I mean. No knock to the genre, or whatever Nacho wants to do with his career, but I really miss the energy he brings as a top stud-for-hire -- and I don;t think his movies are that special (except for the amazing "Back 2 Evil." If he and the production team at Evil Angel did more projects like that, I would be delirious).

Rocco, still doing great stuff but it feels a little like a great marathon runner or boxer taking a few concluding laps, throwing a few final punches. I really miss the old vibe, but I really hope his art-film career takes off. He's really one of the genuinely fascinating characters in porn who have transcended the business in a way hardly anyone else has (outside of Jenna, et al).

Edited by - skronker on Oct 29 2004

Edited by - skronker on Nov 3 2004

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10/04
Posted - Oct 27 2004 : 10:12PM
You seem to be a fan of the harder edge girls from Riot Sluts, Feeding Frenzy 5 and some of the recent Service Animals. Jayna Oso is rocking and am looking foward to that scene from her in Ass Worship 6. I'm Your Slut 2 w/ Jayna and Manuel is another scortcher, not sure if that was late 2003 or early 2004?
Zoid
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2004 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 27 2004 : 10:19PM
She was with him in volume #3 and that was pretty good. 2004, btw.
The White Michael Jordan
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10/04
Posted - Oct 27 2004 : 10:39PM
Thanks for the correction, I got confused because I bought 2 and 3 at the same time. Anyway let's get back on topic about Skroker's awards, sorry I don't want to fuck up the thread.
skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 12:34AM
Yeah, that's my favorite stuff .... mixed in with some lighter fare, like Shane's World. I should add more scenes, there are so many good ones.
 
sunchen
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433 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 1:16PM
Hey skronk,

How about your favorite porn PR person that loves Ketel One?

DVSX. com - Free pics, free clips, NO pop ups, simply the BEST adult studio webs

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 1:51PM
With melanin to spare? Rrrrrrrr.
skronker
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9/02
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 2:19PM
I'm not finished yet!
Ariana
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188 Posts
6/03
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 2:28PM
i saved the message you left me the other night, i couldnt stop smiling.... :)

THANK YOU !!!

i'll be in NY for thanksgiving :)

going to be going on a content shooting rampage while i'm there... you can come along if you'd like :)

xxx

skronker
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9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 4:44PM
Damn ... I'm gonna be in F-L-A.
Arggghhh.
Well, my parents need to see me. Come back for Hannukah, baby!
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Oct 28 2004 : 6:06PM
Ketel 1, is that available in the US? If you like it, you should come over here and taste some real jenever!

Jacco

sunchen
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The Spiteful, Delightful Eyeful
433 Posts
10/03
Posted - Oct 29 2004 : 1:18PM
Woo hoo! I made it on the list!!!!

And I have made my first on camera appearance...although it IS only my arm, and you can hear me talking off camera, on the BTS of Total Babe 4. The best part of it all is, I'm trying to bounce a quarter off Teagan's firm, perfect ass.

DVSX. com - Free pics, free clips, NO pop ups, simply the BEST adult studio webs

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Oct 29 2004 : 8:40PM
So that's your devious plan to sell more DVDs? One Sun body part per title.
I vote for a foot next time. Wiggle those toes baby.

BTW how high did the quarter bounce?

skronker
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9/02
Posted - Oct 29 2004 : 8:47PM
Maybe Brandon will cast her for "10 Little Piggies"
Harri Patel
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3/03
Posted - Oct 29 2004 : 8:55PM
Well, it's a start . . . .
 
terri summers
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346 Posts
10/03
Posted - Nov 3 2004 : 3:17PM
thank you, for having me on your list!!!
skronker
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Posted - Nov 3 2004 : 3:54PM
Terri, I thank your parents for having such great genes! Still have to get hold of your US B/G scenes, and soon!
terri summers
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10/03
Posted - Nov 3 2004 : 7:13PM
hehehe;)
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