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KingClutch
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165 Posts
3/05
Posted - Dec 22 2006 : 10:00PM
a few pet peeves in no particular order. Please add your irritants to the list.

1. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about"
- I love IR, but the brothers need to stop saying this.

2. "Cum all over my pretty face"
- spooge on my ego.

3. "Oh my Goodness"
- Do you really think you'll go to heaven just cuz you refrained from using the Lord's name?

4. Anything that comes out the mouth of Nick Manning.


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Oblivious

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1/03
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 3:45AM
I'm sure I can think of a few given some time - I usually have the sound down pretty low. I can't say I have a problem with "Please cum all over my face!!!"
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imak
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3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 5:29AM
haha no but somethings are pretty ingrained
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eduardo911
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1299 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 12:18PM
"There ya go. There ya go. There ya go. (repeat 30+ times)

"[x] that shit."

Any comments that are said over the girl's head as if she isn't there.

("Yeah, she loves that dick." "I wanna see her tears". "She loves that shit". Etc.)

For some reason all of the above occur disproportionately in IR flicks.

Also:

(girl says something quite ordinary, such as her name or age)>
Director/cameraman: "Wow!".

Especially frequent in 'casting' type scenes.

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shellshock91
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663 Posts
1/05
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 4:26PM
This one really gets to me:

"Give me that big black cock!"

If I can only count how many darn times I've heard that come out of a IR scene. Please give me some originality, please.

"Two Shades above the rest", - The Secluded Paradyme.

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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 7:37PM
I gave up on hearing originality and creativity in porn vocals long ago.

I'll settle for it just sounding like they really mean it.

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ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 8:57PM
no particular phrases bother me, especially the first list posted in this thread. it's just the repetition that gets on my nerves. it seems less sincere if it's overused.
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OneLouder
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203 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 23 2006 : 10:11PM
Lol...
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Rico Shades
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www.mydeepdarksecret.com
295 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 3:15PM
King...looks like you are looking for an academy award where there is none to be found. LOL
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liloleme
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1666 Posts
10/06
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 3:57PM
Anything from Tony T.
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porn4less
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75 Posts
9/06
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 5:21PM
sorry i like it when a girl says that. its a bigger turn on for me.


2. "Cum all over my pretty face"
- spooge on my ego.

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Yani Z
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2/03
Posted - Dec 24 2006 : 6:05PM
You Know what I saying!
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the unknown pervert
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5/06
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 2:00AM
Dropping fucking loads. In fact given my current Nick Manning tolerance level any sentence that begins with dr is too close for comfort.
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phatbasey
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1/05
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 2:31AM
I always find his Dropping Fucking Loads hilarious although I do not think that is the intention.
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bradbury
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84 Posts
7/06
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 11:03AM
I love it when girls say real naughty things and don't shut the fuck up. It's even better when the guy puts a hand over the girls mouth! LOL
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night_lick
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196 Posts
7/06
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 12:47PM
The question posed on an IR dvd: "Yeah, you love my big black dick!"


The famous hot blonde had cock in her mouth but her eyes said: "Sure, it makes up for your insipid personality!"

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cm37564
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9/05
Posted - Dec 25 2006 : 2:19PM
that one time Jeanna Fine was eating out (I think it was Julia Ann) on the couch and told her to "scooch up, scooch up"

anytime Shane Diesel tells some girl to say "nigga dick"

and I'm sorry, "droppin' fuckin' loads" is fucking' funny

Edited by - cm37564 on 12/25/2006 2:20:45 PM

Edited by - cm37564 on 12/25/2006 2:21:37 PM

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cross
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I Love Beef Curtains!
1072 Posts
6/05
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 5:17AM
Good Thread...
I hate HATE anything Anatomically Correct eg the first scene in CumFartCocktails 4 - Kelly Wells talking about her colon and rectum total put-off other wise kick ass scene ;-)
I watch porn to get off not relive high school :-D
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licker
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Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 10:28AM
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Bandolero
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19 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 12:41PM
When on location in Europe, the director stands in front of Buckingham Palace and says "here we are in London", or he stands in front of the Eiffel Tower "here we are in Paris" No shit.
Or, in the interview, when they ask the girl "So...do you like sex?". Also, whenever they ask the girls what their favorite sexual position is, they say "doggystyle' 100 percent of the time.
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uglybull
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14 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 12:55PM
In a My Friends Hot Mom Video:

"When I cum my toes curl but I have shoes on so you couldn't see it. Now get back inside me."


WTF?

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Subverted
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81 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 10:39PM
"I want you to cum all over my face like the slut that I am"

"Stick your big black cock in my tight young pussy."

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MASAMUNE
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1452 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 10:52PM
Generally, I don't like adjectives.

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Subverted
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81 Posts
8/06
Posted - Dec 27 2006 : 10:58PM
EXACTLY
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oatmeal
Meat Popsicle

Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 6:33PM
"yeah... suck it"
"bitch"

I'm not too keen on stereotypes or the use of ebonics by white guys either.

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licker
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Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 8:10PM
I suspect no-one can use the word "ebonics" without looking like a total wanker, but maybe I'm just getting old.
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Ultrasiet2
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1433 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 10:16PM
You're completely right on the former point, and I think the problem extends to quoting the word in inverted commas.

Ha.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned 'oopla' from Le Castel yet. I personally think it's funny, but man, do lots of people have problems with his commentary...

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EBastard
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^The only one keeping it real.
636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 10:46PM
Jeez...as big a fan as I am of NA and their vids, I'm surprised I never caught on to that one...I bet Ava Devine said that.
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EBastard
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636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 28 2006 : 10:53PM
Oh God...I saw a vid with him and Taylor Rain recently, and I still can't believe the shit I heard come out of this dude's mouth:

"DROPPIN LOADDDDSSSSS!!!"

and shortly thereafter...AND I SHIT YOU ALL NOT:

"Can't fight the seether!!!"

Ugh. Just...ugh.

Edited by - EBastard on 12/28/2006 10:54:20 PM

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Ultrasiet2
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12/04
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 2:41AM
Man. I'm so glad I don't own any Nick Manning scenes.

Nina Gordon and Louise Post would be horrified to hear the man quoting them.

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the unknown pervert
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3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 9:44AM
Great not only can I not bear to watch porn scenes that he is in but now I can't listen to Veruca Salt without associating it with him. Grrrrr
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alfan
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443 Posts
6/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 10:40AM
The one that makes me laugh is the line, "treat me like the whore that I am".....

that one comes up all the time.

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Rumpled Foreskin
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310 Posts
5/05
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 6:29PM
Luc Wylder's "Hey Hey Hey" at the beginning of Amateur Angel scenes. Yes, Luc, it's porn. That's why I bought it.
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EBastard
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636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 29 2006 : 8:34PM
Sorry brother. Just be glad you didn't have to hear it...or see the expression on Taylor Rain's face when she gave a fake laugh after that.
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mulletastic
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117 Posts
7/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:03PM
4-letter "F" word
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john thomas
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6/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 12:41PM
Natalie Heck's attempts at dirty talk are so ridiculously contrived and over the top that they often collapse into absurdity.
One example stands out. In 'Virtual Sex With Natalie Heck', she is masturbating, talking constantly to the viewer and, amid a long stream of other clumsy attempts at sexy obscenities, she remarks "I know you want to see me cum and drip my pussy juice all over this fuckin' laminate floor "
Note to porn girls: if you are trying to convince the viewer of your horniness then revealing that you've been distracted enough to have taken notice of the flooring rather spoils the illusion.
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the unknown pervert
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3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 7:02PM
A funny one is in the BTS of Hercules where Fujiko Kano says to Pat Myne these exact words. Fuck me in your ass.
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OneLouder
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203 Posts
12/06
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 7:15PM
Oooooh, laminate flooooooor..........
I can see a new fetish line.
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oatmeal
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Seeking Beauty
1738 Posts
8/04
Posted - Dec 30 2006 : 9:30PM
???
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SaraJayFan
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Underneath Sara Jay
200 Posts
4/04
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 2:32AM
Anything said at all from off camera. I can't stand directors who have to open their mouths from right behind the lens.
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Lexi_Love
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301 Posts
10/05
Posted - Dec 31 2006 : 2:33AM
I don't say doggystyle very often at all.
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EBastard
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636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 7:12PM
Wowwwwwwww.........
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BobArctor
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276 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 7:47PM
+1 on that line being a bigger turn on! "Come all over my beautiful ass" is also a classic (*sigh* where are you now, Mauvais DeNoir!)

Women saying "Fuck my fucking ass," and worse yet repeating it 50 times, is a turnoff. Women referring to themselves as "whores" over and over. All the slapping and spitting...

Guys saying baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby...

Anything out of Tony T or Wesley Pipes...

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KingClutch
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165 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 2 2007 : 11:09PM
That Talon guy likes to command the girl sucking him off to "Look at me with your pretty fucking eyes!"

As much as I appreciate eye contact, this bugs the shit out of me.

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Oblivious

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5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 8 2011 : 3:21PM
I don't hate porn.
StupidFEST '11
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Ignatz
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269 Posts
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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 7:46AM
Every other word "fucking".
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pudknock
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A comfortable distance
499 Posts
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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 11:10PM
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pudknock
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A comfortable distance
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7/06
Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 11:19PM
1manning.jpg
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Jim1982
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Posted - Mar 17 2012 : 11:40PM
This! Whilst John Strong is a very good performer and obviously has a demanding job very few men could realistically do, I just can really do without him grunting, "yeah baby, just like that baby, taste your ass baby, oh yeah baby" about 77 million times in the same scene. He's far from the only one.
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Zaxxx
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Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 2:36PM
Not a word really....but guys breathing through their fuckin teeth. Sound more like a horror flik than a porno....
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TDTxx
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682 Posts
12/11
Posted - Mar 18 2012 : 11:01PM
ANYTHING with Wesley Pipes.. usually if the scene is with him thats my cue to mute the television
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