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mrpeepers
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81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 1:50PM
This just like the Cock Blocking, is a very large barrier that guys must deal with in the ongoing hunt for Bush. Once again it's very funny and all too true at the same time.


The theory of gravity.


Orbiting around ugly fat chics, there are usually smaller hot chics. This is because the fat chics gravitational pull keeps smaller hotties in orbit around them. The ratio is usually 1:3, that is for example, on austin street you'll see about three hot chics eating, shopping, whatever with one fat ugly chic. Problem is, the hotties always listen to the fatty cuz their "friends", so you gotta make friends with fatty too. They "the Fatties" can see you coming from a mile away. They somehow sense your presence and automatically know your intentions well before you get even close. They will do everything in their power to block any and every attempt you make to even speak with one of the hotties. Make no mistake about it, they are pro's at Cock Blocking. When they see you coming, the first thing that happens is that they go into defensive mode. The last thing they want is to be left there while you have succesfully stolen their friend away. They are like a dog with a bone. Get too close and Lookout!

There are many variations on this though. Sometimes there are combinations of smaller uglies around a fatty, or in the worst case scenario, two or more fatties in a multiple orbit around each other. This only occurs in anomolous parts of the universe, such as a weight watchers, richard simmons bday party, or an oprah book reading. That includes dr. phil.


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DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 1:58PM
Hmmm ...,

I like my world better than yours.

My condolences.

DenverDon

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mrpeepers
Member

81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 2:02PM
This does not apply to my world. I don't have to worry about that anymore. I just found it funny and thought back to my single days.
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-lunacy-
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1081 Posts
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Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 3:22PM
Wow that's offensive.
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Dr. Evil
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98 Posts
7/01
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 4:25PM
Peepers, free advice, don't rock the boat.
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P-Knuckle
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309 Posts
11/01
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 4:42PM
Offensive but true. Yeah, its misogynist, but its also the truth. Every word you have said Mr Peepers is completely true. Loser guys do the same things also to their friends; you discussed this in your post about cockblocking. It goes both ways...

Heres my idea for anyone experiencing the 'theory of gravity:'

My suggestion is to not only bring a wingman (a friend who helps you get some by being the jerk of the group to make you look better), but the most important thing is the 'grenade guy.' This is pre-chosen before you go out and he is responsible for 'taking out' the fat girls (we would rotate every week this key position for our flesh hunting platoon.) Best thing is to have him move in first,
deemed the 'point man recon mission' and hit on the fat girls. The pretty girl will be shocked that she isn't getting attention and the fatties will move off (out of your orbit) with the grenade guy so that you can go in for the kill. Usually it works well if the grenade guy is really good looking, has a girlfriend, and whines about his relationship, marriage ideas, and the difficulty in communicating with other men because they are 'pigs.' It always works...
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But I am not like this anymore, I became a priest and stopped the spread of AIDS in Africa, amoung other things. This kind of thinking is so awful! Lets get back to talking about less offensive things like double anals and cum farting.

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mrpeepers
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81 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 5:02PM
Rock the boat? I am not trying to rock the boat. This is funny and all too true. Why is it that someone always has to cry foul? You need to lighten up. I did not aim this at anyone. For that matter, I don't even know anyone on here. This would be the last place that I would think someone would be so fragile. Just relax.
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superfly skywarrior
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England
180 Posts
6/02
Posted - Oct 25 2002 : 5:37PM
grenade guy =

that's well funny, man. i'd love to see that play in action.

Edited by - superfly skywarrior on 10/25/2002 5:39:32 PM

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lindi
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Posted - Aug 2 2004 : 2:10AM
Had to bump this one too.

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Loraine
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1559 Posts
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Posted - Aug 2 2004 : 8:30AM
You're a stirrer lindi!
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Sir Noel Plum
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1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Aug 2 2004 : 7:18PM
Years ago I went into my village pub for a few pints and there were these four lesbians playing pool. The whole dynamic of the group was fascinating as one of them was a very large girl (I'd estimate around 17-18stone, that's 238-252lbs for you Yanks) and the other three swarmed around her like bees around their queen. I was transfixed by the whole thing, both because they were lesbians but also because I couldn't work out what hold the fat girl had on her regular sized friends and whether this hold extended to sexual activity or not.

SNP.

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Darcie Jade
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Melbourne, AUSTRALIA
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6/04
Posted - Aug 7 2004 : 9:50AM
The Theory of Gravity

Orbiting around dumb guys are usually even dumber guys who wouldn't have a hope in hell of getting any "bush". This is because they think that because a woman is fat she is ugly or not sexy. And also because they have a small penis and don't know where a clitoris is. The ratio is usually 1 (Cool fat chick): 99 (dumb guys). Problem is the thinner friends of that fat chick get sick of dealing with all the phoney sleazebags, so because the fat friend is more physically imposing she inadvertedly gets the role of protector to free her weaker friends from these pests. Larger women are pro's at Cockhead Blocking.

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