I can't be the only person to notice the gross overpreponderance of brightly coloured yellow sofas on porn sets. I've seen Skeeter, Max, Rocco, Steve Holmes and just about everybody else on this sofa at one time or the other.
Now I assume that I am not actually looking at the same sofa each time (please, tell me I'm not, what tales such a sofa could tell!) so what is going on here? Is there only one upholstery shop near the porn studios? Is there a special deal on bright yellow soft furnishings? Did Max get his free with a thousand speculums? Does Skeeters reduce crime and cure third world poverty? Is Steve Holmes just keeping up with the Siffredis? If I buy one for my house will people assume I'm starting my own porn empire?
So come on, dish the dirt, what's the score with this plague of yellow sofas
Maybe yellow does good things to people's skin color. Or maybe the yellow sofa sales lady is actually Kelly Trump and pre-purchase auditions are encouraged.
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180 Posts 9/03
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 6:25PM
iv seen blue, red and green sofas, the only yellows ones i can remember is max
anyways i like the brightly coloured sofas in the well lit living rooms of big houses, makes for great contrast and picture clarity
Does anyone know where companies like Red Light District get their sofas? Do they buy them in bulk from Ikea or something? I bet they could work out a sponsorship deal like with musicians and instruments. They could put a little promo at the end of the videos saying something like "Crystal Ray only gets banged on the Ikea skattenlounger".
I have a whole essay on this, "The Couch Trip," which basically suggests you can chart the history of RLD via the couches it uses. But I haven't written it yet.
Maybe I'll pitch it to one of the design mags I write for occasionally.
I've had my couch [kind of a strawberry/cabernet tone] for nearly 13 years now, and it's more than due for a reupholstering. Mercy! I hate to even think about it. On the other hand, the amount of goo that spills on a porno couch in a single week but be something frightening. What must the help think?
SNP. you look very peaceful and content with that beautiful pussy in your hands .
I've noticed that you've changed your avatar quite alot recently (the trophy, John Prescott and now the pussy lover). I'd go with the current one mate, although I'm trying to work out what you and your Kittie Kat are looking at. You both seem to be focussing in the same direction..............a mouse perhaps?
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Nov 13 2003 : 9:04PM
More likely another pussy. I just know that SNP will try to impress her with his wood.
mason said: "While I always appreciate concern for the way in which the women are treated in porn, sometimes there's more than meets the eye. The brown eye that is."
Sir Noel Plum, the couch is horrific. It use to be white! On the serious side, that ugly couch is at Max Hardcores house. I have filmed 3 of my movies at Max's house, my beautiful anal goddess wife filmed 2 of her movies there. Steve Holmes has filmed there and I know 2 weeks ago Manuel Ferrara was filming there. Since the couch belongs to Max, you know why it use to be white and is now yellow. I love teasing Max about his couch, I just talked to the saucey little tart 2 nights ago. I use to tell Max he was the O.J. Simpson of porn. T.T. Boy likes filming at Max's house also! I recently filmed a couple of my movies at the "Kerkove house # 2". Mrs. Kerkove will not allow me to ever film at "Kerkove house # 1". Nobody will film at our house in Renaissance, so you will only see it in our movies. All furniture is new, but none brightly colored! Skeeter Kerkove "King of Sodom" "Bridgette has Sass!" Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn and I love all of the women in porn. "God Bless Pornography" A womans ass is a beautiful thing" Woman rule!
Let's have a moment of sympathy for the poor furniture at the House of Ass in Budapest, where EVERY director in Hungary shoots. Especially for the maroonish-burgundy couches up in the attic, which have soaked up so much spooge they must give off a lovely aroma. At least the yellow and green couches they rotate downstairs have a slick surface, so they can be washed off! But oh my, the stories those couches could tell...
Please, all note the number of porn boxcovers nowadays that stress the films credentials: '100% anal', 'all girl', 'A2M in every scene' as the porn demagogues try to appeal to our specific whims!
My point? How long must we the consumer wait before we are given the series that we really want? How long before I can pick up a dvd that is proud to offer me 100% Yellow Sofa in every scene????
SNP.
Edited by - Sir Noel Plum on 11/19/2003 6:58:13 PM
I actually got a fan letter month ago. The guy described me what kind of scene he likes and send me two pictures of leather couches he wanted to see in the movie.
I've enjoyed watching the garden at a certain ubiquitous Budapest location developing over the years. First it was a boring old lawn; then a gazebo was added; now, a water feature...watching movies shot there is becoming like Ground Force only with attractive women and no Alan Titchmarsh. Oh what a dreadful thought...Titchmarsh on the job with Charlie Dimmock...
(NB. Ground Force is a garden make-over show with an annoying twat and a woman who became famous for not wearing a bra)