Ever want to catalog the women who have captivated your imagination? There are so many that you even forget them. Well, I have long desired to create an encyclopedia that would bring a smile to my face and a twitch elsewhere. So I have decided to start here. From time to time I will add and embelish in this thread, but the number far exceeds the five I give you now. Enjoy.
Racquel Darrian Why I love her? Beautiful face, nice slender legs, nice boobies, and overall great body, and the greatest ass ever in the history of women. Nobody's perfect: She only shares that perfect ass with one man, and it ain't me.
Janet Jackson Why I love her? Yeah! She has nice boobs. Yeah! She can move that body. But, the video for If displayed the nicest abs I have seen. Nobody's perfect: Have you seen her family?
Nicole Eggert Why I lover her? On Charles in Charge she had the prettiest face I had ever seen. At the time I wondered if the feelings I had for her were legal. She was a Baywatch Babe. She spent a considerable amount of time naked in Blown Away (in other words…she made a Corey movie bearable). Nobody's Perfect: She costarred with Corey Feldman AND Corey Haim.
Kelly Hu Why I love her? When I saw her on Nash Bridges I thought she had one of the prettiest faces I had ever seen, and her body was pretty damn fine too. She has also done martial arts scenes that makes you wonder if that body can move so well in war, what can it do in love? Nobody's perfect: She can kick my ass.
Stacy Kiebler Why I love her? Stacy wins, hands down (and hopefully all over), in any Best Legs competition. She has been known to roll around on the mat every once in awhile. Nobody's perfect: Apparently she likes Test's Testicles
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Carmen Electra Why I love her? She gave one of the most memorable pictorials in the history of Playboy. She really knows how to move that body. Nobody's perfect: She tends to have a thing for men that try to be more woman than she is. Dennis Rodman. Dave Navarro.
Shannon Elizabeth Just when I thought the blatant nudity of teen flicks that I enjoyed when I was a teen were a thing of the past, she shows her breasts and pleasures herself to porn in American Pie. She showed up at a an MTV awards show dressed in an outfit for nudists who want to be accepted by the real world that left the censors shrugging their shoulders. She had a great Playboy Pictorial. Nobody's Perfect: Would it have hurt her to be completing naked in American Pie 2?
Tea Leoni Why I love her? She completely tempted me in Flying Blind (or whatever that very short lived show was called) with her incredibly sexy voice. Nobody's perfect: She's married to a forgotten sex symbol (for the ladies).
Tawny Kittaen Why I love her? As a staple in Whitesnake videos she proved that her legs made a finer hood ornament than anything offered by Rolls Royce. Nobody's perfect: Have you seen her lately?
That chick from the Billy Idol video Why I love her? That leg spread on the bed will forever be etched on my memory. I may for get my grandkid's names, but I will remember the important things like that leg spread. Nobody's perfect: What the fuck ever happened to those spreading legs?
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Christina Appelgate Why I love her? She was Kelly Bundy, the ultimate in masturbatory fantasies. Nobody could bend over to pick something up quite the way she could. Nobody's perfect: In an interview while she was on Married with Children she complained about having to keep in shape.
Ali Landry Why I love her? A hot brunette who can do a split while displaying her ability to be a moving target with oral fixation. Nobody's perfect: Have you seen Doritos 3Ds?
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Cameron Diaz Why I love her? She has a genuine, playful smile so infectious that even Morrissey would have to enjoy life the moment she enters the room. She likes to abandon bras in favor of tight fitting shirts that reveal just what her nipples are feeling. Nobody's perfect: She really looked like she needed a bath in Being John Malcovich.
Heather Graham Why I love her? Roller Girl displayed her willingness to get naked and make love in an instance. Her nonchalant attitude made everybody want to jump in the pool without checking the temperature. She made American Woman one of the sexiest videos in the last ten years. Nobody's perfect: Roller skates are meant form moving around, not kicking someone in the head. Fucking in front of Burt Reynolds is one of my biggest nightmares.
Asia Carrera Why I love her? Asia has the most tantalizing skin in porn. I am hypnotized by it. I've looked and I can't find a flaw in it. Nobody's perfect: Is it possible to marry somebody uglier than Ron Jeremy?
Toni Braxton Why I love her? Her hot body may be the bait, but that sultry voice singing about touching herself creates a trap that I cannot resist. No song makes me more horny than You're Making Me High. I wish she was nominated for an award every awards show just so I can see how far she will push the limit with her outfit. Nobody's Perfect? Apparently she isn't really good with finances.
Christine _______ Why I love her? Christine was the first woman that I slept with and will always have a warm spot in my heart. I remember not being able to sleep for a couple hours afterwards as I was mesmerized by the site of her delicious leg wrapped around my body. Nobody's perfect? Would it hurt to stalk me every once in awhile?
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Bridget Fonda Why I love her? In Jackie Brown she had her fill with cordial conversation and got to the point, "Wanna Fuck?". She later displayed a great ass. She proved to be the sexiest assassin in Point of No Return. Nobody's Perfect? When she plays a drug addict you don't think she is acting.
Demi Moore Why I love her? She actually made me think a neck and chin deserved a sexiest ranking. At forty something, after giving birth to a couple kids, she has a body that even well built college girls envy. She actually looks good with short hair. Nobody's perfect? She doesn't care if her kids are made fun of for their names.
Fantasy Chick Why I love her? I used to frequent this bar and there was this chick that was nothing short of captivating. It is hard to describe her. She had to be seen in the flesh. A picture would be short of spectacular, but in the flesh she personified any girl next door fetish. Her body was great, but had to be seen to be believed. When she danced her body motions made you wonder but they never fully revealed what she might be capable of. I was nearly convinced that when she walked out that door she would just vanish into thin air. Nobody's perfect? Since she did not exist beyond the bar, you would have to fuck her there.
Alexandra Silk Why I love her? Alexandra is the sexual cheerleader. Nobody's Perfect? Her word is not bond. After a strong campaign she said she would be an ADT forum member. Have you seen her?
Phoebe Cates Why I love her? Rumor has it that after Fast Times at Ridgemont High was released on VHS the video was worn out because so many paused rewound and played her topless scene. A scene that will forever be etched in my memory and the memory of any man in their later 20s and early 30s. Nobody's Perfect? Would it hurt you to offer a hand when you catch a man masturbating?
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Uh oh. I just hope this doesn't lead to a sequel called "The Men Endorphin Loves". I'd hate to think of how many whining e-mails I'll get from Evil Rip if he isn't at the top of the list.
Shakira Why I love her? Have you seen her perform live? You cannot help but wonder how hose pulsating hips would make your pulsating cock feel. Nobody's perfect? Have you heard her perform live?
Ginger Lynn Why I love her? She introduced me to porn. Another woman with great hip action and even when she was on the bottom her hips did all the work. Nobody's perfect? Why did so many 80s stars have the last name Lynn?
Gina Gershon Why I love her? That is something about her lips that pulls you in. She has personified the bitch that pulls you in even though you keep telling yourself you should avoid her at all costs. In Showgirls she ordered her boyfriend the ultimate lap dance as she spread her legs and looked on. In Bound she provided one of the best lesbian scenes ever. Nobody's perfect? Would it have hurts to devote the entire movie Bound to the lesbian sex scene?
That chick in the Axe Effect commercial With a few awkward strokes of her hand across her neck she personified pent up sexual energy. With a bite of her lip she looked like a wolf disguised as a sheep. Nobody's perfect? I'm confused. Am I supposed to wear a body spray or cologne? What's the difference? If I wear the stuff will I be the 80s equivalent of a guy who uses Old Spice?
Kari Wuhrer Why I love her? In her Maxim spread, wearing only a white t-shirt, she created the one image that will stay with me to the end. And she tends to get naked in movies. Nobody's perfect? I'm still trying to figure out if that is her in the T-mobile commercial.
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
From the younger years…the women who made me love women.
Bo Derek Why I love her? Her beauty mesmerized me as a kid, but I really didn't know why. I recently purchased 10 and am in perfect awe of her radiant beauty. It is truly astounding and may qualify her for being the most beautiful woman of all time. Nobody's perfect? I'm just pissed that I don't have the issue of Playboy where she posed naked.
Olivia Newton John Why I love her? Whe I was young I spent hours staring at one of her album covers thinking "I want one of those!". Problem was, at that age, I didn't know why I wanted one of those. Nobody's her? For many more years, college students will think they are cool for knowing all the lyrics to Grease songs.
Erin Grey Actually. I don't have much to say. I was infatuated with her before I knew what infatuation was.
Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Jenna J Why I love her? Sure, she is good looking. Sure, she has taken a few cum shots and extended her tongue to meet divine pussy lips. But, I most enjoyed her nonchalant nudity in Private Parts. Her scene is one of my favorite nude scenes in mainstream movies. Gotta love those dimples above the ass. Nobody's perfect? She still has not signed my copy of High Times, despite my request. Cum to think of it. I think I have a new campaign. Good or bad quality? She has the uncanny ability to sense when an ADT member speaks badly of her
Campaigning for Jenna J to sign my copy of High Times Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
You are too funny! You know I will sign your mag for you darling... you just need to get it to me. Isn't it funny how I show up when things turn sour... Hell, I'm a woman, aren't I?
Jenna, the last time I asked you, you gave me an email address to set up the particulars, but I emailed twice and got no response. What should I do?
Campaigning for Jenna J to sign my copy of High Times Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
Susanna Hoffs Why I love her? Sure, many times you have recorded a video, played it, watched it, rewound a segment, and watched it over and over again. But usually that segment included an ass shake, a leg swing, or a bouncing pair of breast. But Susanna made you want to look over and over again at a sly movement of the eyes. Nobody's perfect? What the fuck is a Bangle anyways?
Isabella Camille Why I love her? Empires have fallen because of women like her. Even if I could resist her smoking hot body, I still would not be able to resist her once she started whipping her hair around. No woman I have met has known as well as Isabella that hair is a weapon. Nobody's perfect? I'm afraid that this woman could talk me into killing my best friend.
Campaigning for Jenna J to sign my copy of High Times Oh No! Not again! It hurst so good, I can't understand --from Infatuation by Rod Stewart FREE THE WEED!!!
