Some parties have simulated aircraft carrier landings: a large wet or lubricated table, with someone sliding across, like a plane on a carrier, and some buddies bring a broomstick down to catch his legs, like snagging the tailhook of a plane. A similar activity could be done on a porn set. Everyone on set gets a turn.
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the unknown pervert Deactivated User
I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Jul 13 2010 : 11:52AM
It must be checking the spelling in credits and on box covers because over half the companies putting stuff out can't find anyone to do it.
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious - Brendan Gill 723 Posts 4/09
Posted - Jul 13 2010 : 12:40PM
Based on the web in general, I'm beginning to wonder if there's anyone who CAN do it anymore
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Rosco Fuji Deactivated User
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Jul 13 2010 : 3:13PM
Not a double standard at all. Cum or "Squirt" as it were have a very short shelf life, basically about 5 minutes after it's expelled from the body, regardless of where it came from. Look at it this way, the wetspot on the sheets are okay while they are being made and its all hot. Wait an hour and you'd be fighting over the dry side of the bed.
No offense taken, good sir. It's funny you posted your reply on my birthday, 7/6. Anyways, my scenes weren't that bad to clean up after it was all said and done. A bunch of paper towels and water usually did the job.The only thing that couldn't be eliminated was the horror the girls went through. If you can't laugh at yourself then what the fuck?
Honestly, it's probably like most jobs. Once the boss is gone you say fuck it, smoke a cigarette, and get out of Dodge. This opinion is totally uniformed but I bet there's probably a 50% clean up rate. I guess what I'm saying is it's probably not all that bad. I mean, people do it. I think being a maid in a hotel would be monumentally more disgusting.
The guy who has to take the drop cloth in all those Peter North - you know the couch I'm talking about - to the dry cleaners to get Peter's massive wad stains cleaned
Agreed, editing has got to be a nightmare. Just like all movies -- I'm sure there's some god aweful and unflattering footage you have to sift through. I feel really bad for the old school porn editors. Do you show the girl's face and fantastic body? Or cut to the guys balls, flabby ass, and ridiculous pop shot face? Choices, choices, choices...
If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06
Posted - Feb 17 2011 : 10:12AM
I am wondering about what they do with the couch or bed that's in somebody's rented mansion after they shoot a major squirt or gangbang video. They can't possibly clean up all that splooge & piss and get the scents out. Do they just buy the homeowner another piece of furniture? XO Mindee
If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06
Posted - Feb 17 2011 : 10:18AM
Under the right circumstances I can and do squirt. Rosco is exactly right, a woman's normal squirt is more like a "gush" and tends to soak her thighs and the bedsheets..and..her's partner's face if he's positioned right! But I cannot shoot a focused stream 8 feet across a room like Jada or Flower. That's not what natural squirting is. If they're doing that, they're peeing plain & simple. That's not a bad thing mind you, it's just not real squirt, it's pee. A couple quarts of Deer Park water or Miller Lite will make any woman a "squirter" XO Mindee
If you don't break the rules, you'll never have any fun! 717 Posts 10/06
Posted - Feb 18 2011 : 9:50AM
I don't know about Texas. Could be. They are a company that sells bottled water. I have them deliver those 5 gallon water cooler jugs to my house. XO Mindee
I couldn't tell you off hand but the ones I have cut for (Chico Wang and Billy Watson) shot with editing in mind. There was very little, if any, superfluous footage shot. The footage basically edited itself.
The camera operator can make the editor's job difficult, but the camera operator is sometimes at the mercy of the talent, particularly when the guy struggles. You wind up shooting a lot of footage, lots of starts and stops, that have to be sorted through. Some of that footage is usable, but often it just gets trashed. I've shot scenes where 95%+ of the footage was usable and it was just up to the editor to pick and choose, but I've also shot scenes where I've included notes to the editor along with the raw footage to apologize and thank them for salvaging the scene for me.
I've bought furniture at garage sales and then donated it afterwards to the Salvation Army/Goodwill. The bedding is all bought new and then I actually wash it and donate it too! I've often laughed thinking about what they would think if they knew where it had just been....:-) I'm guessing most of the commercial studios just dump it all in the trash.
Oh ok. I was just wondering because Deer Park, TX is like an hour away from my house. If you lived there i was gonna be all like 'hey Mindee, we should hang out and stuff....'.
Posted - Jul 12 2010 : 4:18PM
