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dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 5:06PM
Although this is porn related, probably not the right forum, but I wanted as much input as possible.

I was wondering if anyone knows of a complete & accurate dictionary of sexual terms? It's dizzying trying to keep up with the latest trend in getting laid, and embarrassing if not felonious to be caught in a sexual faux pas.
Over on the sex forum, we've been spending too much time trying to nail down terms of acts we probably wouldn't even consider performing ourselves, so it's my belief that the time has come to put together an unabridged dictionary that people can depend on for accuracy in perverted or otherwise acts described.
Oxford and Websters politely turned down my request for their input, so I'm afraid it's up to us.
One online dictionary gives this description of 'felching', for example:

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina

Now, I argue that these two separate acts should not have the same name! And I learn this morning from Orgazmo, that the first act described is known as 'Yearming'. I'm so confused!
Any input appreciated.............DB

BTW, Jeff - does iafd.com have such a dictionary? I downloaded Xnews, but keep getting an error message when I try to configure it.

Robosledge
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 7:42AM
Try this site:

sex glossary

It has a lot of terms and has a section where you can add new ones.

Hope this helps!

I used to have sex all night. Now it takes me all night to have sex.

Edited by - robosledge on Jan 25 2001

2dvd
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 12:21PM
cool site, thanks.
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 3:44PM
Thanks Robosledge, that does appear to be a good source, and I especially liked the way most of the words were used in a sentence, usually as a humorous quote from something you could relate to, as in:

spunk n. semen
"You've got funky-tasting spunk," Samantha tells her bitter paramour (from Sex & The City)

I also learned a new term here -
snowball - v.
After a man ejaculates in someone's mouth, passing the semen back and forth between partners

And, I think it's safe to discount that second meaning of felching -
felch - v.
To ejaculate into an anus and then lick or suck the semen out. Sometimes this word is mistakenly used to refer to placing a gerbil or other small animal into the anus.

The porn industry however, uses many terms not generally
in useage by the public at large, and here is where I think
we at ADT could be most helpful. For instance, I found no
listing for 'stunt dick'.
I hear our own Tina Tyler has just ah, stepped into new territory by insertion of her whole foot into someone's
grateful asshole, and I think it only er fitting that this act should bear her name, for instance:

tyler - v.
the insertion of a foot into an anus. Used in a sentence?
how about "O.K., I'll tyler you, if you promise to be good"

Robosledge
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Posted - Jan 31 2001 : 8:59AM
Wow! I'd like to see that! What film(s) is the Tyler performed in?

I used to have sex all night. Now it takes me all night to have sex.

 
Jeff @ IAFD All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 4 2001 : 2:24PM
Whoops! Missed this the first time round.

I actually just posted today, Voyager's Glossary of RAME Terms A-D. You can find it at http://www.rame.net/library/misc/glossad.html.

We also have a glossary in Part 1 of the FAQ at http://www.rame.net/faq/part1.html

Jeff

dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 5 2001 : 9:56AM
Thanks Jeff, but I still can't access the site. Something
about a Winsock error 10060. I think I'm starting to hear
ZZ Top playing...(those with Dell computers will get it)

ahow how how how.....

punjab1
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Posted - Feb 5 2001 : 7:06PM
I always thought, and my roommate agrees,-

Felching v. - eating human fecies to derive sexual pleasure.

I have been wrong before, but for some reason I feel sure thats the definintion.

Jeff @ IAFD All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 5 2001 : 7:28PM
I'm not sure... do you have a news server? A 10060 is a "connection refused" if memory serves; so perhaps you don't have an account on the news server you're trying to access?

You could always use DejaNews to read RAME.

You shouldn't get any sort of errors when trying to access the website...

If you have any other issues, feel free to e-mail me off-list.

Jeff

dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 5 2001 : 9:05PM
punjab1 - no, but this is the reason we now have the Perverted Porn Dicktionary, as these things are easily confused (probably because they don't come up a lot in everyday conversation ;-)
I had this straight from the horses mouth...ah, let me rephrase that. I asked Mike Quasar a.k.a. Mike Quasar, porn director, writer & cameraman for Metro Studios, and he
confirmed this definition of 'felching': sucking semen out of vagina or anus with a straw
Of course, this doesn't take into account any accidental chunks that might get sucked out during said felch. But, you take your chances I guess. (sorry people, I couldn't resist)

What you & your roomate are refering to is commonly called 'scat' - below are 'medical' terms

Coprophagy: the consumption of feces
Coprophilia: arousal from playing with feces, also called scat

I don't make these up, OR endorse them, but obviously somebody is doin'em!
take care.....DB

Jeff, you need an account? heh heh I'll try that, thanks.




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