Things that ruin a scene

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venusianArtist Member 11 Posts 10/10	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 1:39PM Hi all, First post on the forum so be gentle :) (though I am a long time reader). Thought I'd compile a list of scene killers, feel fee to throw in some of your own: - Hock to! : If a girl wants to grease up her props with a abit of homebrew lube from the mouth, be all means she should. But when a guy decides to clear his throat on a cleanly shaven holy grail I get incredibly pissed off. Its hot when girls do it, and its disgusting when its a guy; it's just the way it is, yin yang shit ya know? There is nothing worst than a guy looming over a gaping ass only to clumsily drop a ball of spit onto the chick's leg; whilst it drizzles down, so does the hard-on. - Cutting to the dudes face : Why oh why do directors choose to do it. Just as the guys about to nut on the girl, we get redirected to shrek's face during an orgasm. I'm convinced its in inside porno joke to do such a thing. - Heavy man breathing : To some extent its acceptable when its the guy infront of the camera, but not to the one behind it. Its so frustrating when you have to mute the volume because Darth Vader is on the camera. I've come a across a shoot were the camera guy was sniffing and sneezing; where's the professionalism!? Jeez, take the day off. - Did you swallow it? : I for one am a big fan of swallowers, so its very frustrating when the camera guy asks the most depressing, unnecessary and rhetorical question in the porno world - "did you swallow it?" ; hmmm, are you retarded? Surely you can signal to swallow and signal to open her mouth behind the camera - no words needed! Its a special moment for the fans, please don't ruin it :( - Doggy perspective : Scenes going great, there's intensity, chemistry then.. the camera guy decides to go round the back of a doggy style session and zoom into nothing but cock, balls and a hairy butthole. Again, this must be an inside directors joke because not once I have I ever herd a fan of heterosexual porn ever say that's a good camera angle. Any of your own? [Link]
David Cop-a-feel Deactivated User Trust me, honey, it gets better 323 Posts 10/10	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 2:28PM Too much "play-by-play" talking. For example the female performer feels a need to describe (excessively) what we can all obviously see in terms of the particular sex-act occuring on the screen. It just comes across as a bit phoney sometimes ( not to mention, annoying). [Link]
ninja1 Senior Member 2939 Posts 1/08	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 5:26PM Cameramen. The cameraman should remain totally invisible and totally silent. No reaching in to paw the girl in a solo scene. No retarded chatter ("Do you wanna suck my cock?") with the girl in the middle of a "lesbian" scene. Don't unzip your pants and aim the camera down to your cock in your hand. Don't yell at the top of your lungs "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY FUCKING GOD" when you see the girl anally fist the other girl. The cameraman should remain totally invisible and totally silent. [Link]
raybbaby Member Sarah knows why Barack won! 482 Posts 12/09	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 6:35PM Sweet. Why aren't you all directing? I mean, those are all good suggestions, but nothing that hasn't been said before. [Link]
Digmen1 Member 629 Posts 7/07	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 9:26PM Girls that gag on small dicks Guys that have pathetic cum shots (you need to take a day off guys) [Link]

RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 10:05PM David Cop-a-feel wrote: Too much "play-by-play" talking. For example the female performer feels a need to describe (excessively) what we can all obviously see in terms of the particular sex-act occuring on the screen. It just comes across as a bit phoney sometimes ( not to mention, annoying). Click to expand Here's a good one - Guy - What am I doing? Girl - Silent pause Guy - What am I doing? Girl - Ummmm....you're fucking me Guy - No! What am I doing, specifically Girl - Oh. You're fucking my ass Guy - Damn right I am! How does it feel? Girl - Good I guess Guy - You guess? No. Tell me you like it. Girl - I like it Guy - Say it like you mean it Girl - Huh? Guy - You didn't mean it Girl - I like it! Guy - Why are you mad? Girl - I'm trying to sound like I like it. Guy - You're still not saying it right. How does your asshole feel? Girl - I don't know what you want me to say Guy - Tell me your asshole just had an orgasm Girl - WTF? Guy - Ah fuck it. Just holler like you're liking it Edited by - randomprecision on 10/24/2010 10:05:46 PM [Link]
Iramaj1 Senior Member 1397 Posts 11/08	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 10:26PM venusianArtist wrote: - Cutting to the dudes face : Why oh why do directors choose to do it. Just as the guys about to nut on the girl, we get redirected to shrek's face during an orgasm. I'm convinced its in inside porno joke to do such a thing. Click to expand This is one of my top pet peeves in porn. This all anal trend going on and gaping assholes. Hate that shit. [Link]
oldboi Deactivated User 205 Posts 3/10	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 11:00PM Digmen1 wrote: Girls that gag on small dicks Guys that have pathetic cum shots (you need to take a day off guys) Click to expand Agree w/ #2 Or a low camera angle during the cum shot. Worst offender: Digital Playground. The most gorgeous girls taking it in the face and they hide it with a low angle shot. Talking to u Robby D! [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Oct 24 2010 : 11:32PM NM Edited by - randomprecision on 10/24/2010 11:32:35 PM [Link]
rambo99ca Deactivated User ca 406 Posts 3/06	Posted - Oct 25 2010 : 1:25AM Girls spitting the cum out with a smile, If you hate the taste show that it's disgusting, if you need to smile... eat it first. [Link]
pataymmm Member 142 Posts 1/10	Posted - Oct 25 2010 : 1:27AM hey venusianArtist Your post could almost be mine.. word for word. When will the directors get the idea that there are things in porn that are not a turn on? [Link]
venusianArtist Member 11 Posts 10/10	Posted - Oct 25 2010 : 1:39AM pataymmm wrote: hey venusianArtist Your post could almost be mine.. word for word. When will the directors get the idea that there are things in porn that are not a turn on? Click to expand I know! I mean, who ever suggested showing the guys face during a cumshot, its got to be a directors joke or something. ninja1 wrote: Cameramen. The cameraman should remain totally invisible and totally silent. No reaching in to paw the girl in a solo scene. No retarded chatter ("Do you wanna suck my cock?") with the girl in the middle of a "lesbian" scene. Don't unzip your pants and aim the camera down to your cock in your hand. Don't yell at the top of your lungs "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY FUCKING GOD" when you see the girl anally fist the other girl. The cameraman should remain totally invisible and totally silent. Click to expand If only. There should be a porno company that has a zero tolerance on male noise. Men have no need to speak during a scene. [Link]
Ace4Face Member Heavenly Heavily Hootered Hos R Good 332 Posts 4/03	Posted - Oct 29 2010 : 9:34PM A lovely lady that has a hugh dick to work with, and when the dude tries to stick it in, it is so soft it bends. [Link]
Jesse Midnite Member Commisioner of Porn Quality Control 522 Posts 2/08	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 3:21PM When the DVD skips or back in the 20th century when the tape would get munched or the tracking didn't work, it kinda ruins a scene for me. [Link]
bedfordinho Member Champagne Super Nova 998 Posts 11/08	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 4:22PM Throat Fucking............ annoying!!! [Link]

TheDreamPolice Deactivated User 170 Posts 2/10	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 4:51PM I'm not one those guys that feels like the guys needs to do the cumshot on the girl's face, but I do think the girl should finish him. either with her mouth or with a handjob. Kylee Reese has a really hot scene in, "My New Black Step-Daddy", that is ruined, because at the end of the scene the dude finishes himself. Not on her, not on any part of her body - he just whacks himself off on the couch while she sits there and watches. It's a shame to, because its really goood scene - believable set-up, good sex - but the ending kills it. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 5:01PM bedfordinho wrote: Throat Fucking............ annoying!!! Click to expand When it's done well and the girl really digs it, there's almost nothing better. [Link]
Anadin Member 307 Posts 4/05	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 5:22PM venusianArtist wrote: - Cutting to the dudes face : Why oh why do directors choose to do it. Just as the guys about to nut on the girl, we get redirected to shrek's face during an orgasm. I'm convinced its in inside porno joke to do such a thing. Click to expand There's a lot of things in porn that some people like and others don't but I'm yet to hear one person defend cutting to the dudes face. If you ever wanted proof that the industry doesn't listen it's the fact that this practice still continues. Why the fuck would anyone ever focus on the guy's face especially during the cumshot. It's fucking idiotic. Oh and I absolutely agree with you about men spitting, just use lube, it's far less disgusting. [Link]
Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 6:08PM Dirty anal imo kills a scene stone dead. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 6:52PM Anadin wrote: There's a lot of things in porn that some people like and others don't but I'm yet to hear one person defend cutting to the dudes face. Click to expand Don't you suppose that the women who watch porn like to see the male performer's face? As to the rest, given how much of what ruins a scene depends upon personal taste, I tend to restrict my complaints to the technical aspects. I think we can all agree that there's no excuse for bad lighting and shoddy camerawork, though obvious indifference on the part of a performer is a non-starter as well. [Link]
screwcap Deactivated User I'm walkin' here........ 1032 Posts 6/10	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 8:25PM "I don't think it will fit in my mouth." "it's bigger than my head." over and over and over and over and over again. Gives good insight into the mindset of the directors (or the lack of.) I'd much prefer gals approaching bigcock using lines like " I've been waiting so long..." "seeing your big cock makes me so wet" "omg, let me worship " furthermore I'm sick and tired of the reduntant "couch" seens. Shane is a repeat offender. Makes me wonder about his lack of imagination. [Link]
Anadin Member 307 Posts 4/05	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 9:54PM Hardware wrote: Anadin wrote: There's a lot of things in porn that some people like and others don't but I'm yet to hear one person defend cutting to the dudes face. Click to expand Don't you suppose that the women who watch porn like to see the male performer's face? Click to expand I suppose but who cares about them lol anyway I always assumed women watch porn made for women & couples. Still I've never actually heard anyone wanting the camera to focus on the dude's face just before he cums. Edited by - Anadin on 10/30/2010 9:55:08 PM [Link]
Nameless1 Member 165 Posts 10/10	Posted - Oct 30 2010 : 10:32PM Too many to list... [Link]
Moony Member 143 Posts 8/08	Posted - Oct 31 2010 : 11:33AM When the guy starts grabbing the girl around the throat, hooking fingers into her mouth or slapping her face. Clothes around the midriff throughout the scene. Girls spitting on the camera lens. Girls who are too vocal (i.e. unconvincingly vocal). Ugly old blokes. [Link]
T0MBOne Senior Member 1200 Posts 5/08	Posted - Oct 31 2010 : 11:47AM It goes way beyond just technical miscues. My biggest pet peeve in this arena is the showing of scarring from boob jobs or just piss poor boob jobs that hang weird depending on the position. How about hairdos that are hairdon'ts? Too many zits? These women (and men) are fucking on camera usually in an abundance of close-ups so make them look good in every f*ing shot---TB [Link]

Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Nov 1 2010 : 7:03AM Anadin wrote: Hardware wrote: Anadin wrote: There's a lot of things in porn that some people like and others don't but I'm yet to hear one person defend cutting to the dudes face. Click to expand Don't you suppose that the women who watch porn like to see the male performer's face? Click to expand I suppose but who cares about them lol anyway I always assumed women watch porn made for women & couples. Still I've never actually heard anyone wanting the camera to focus on the dude's face just before he cums. Edited by - Anadin on 10/30/2010 9:55:08 PM Click to expand I always assume that it's because that is actually a fake cum shot. With a single camera shoot, you have to focus on the chick's face getting creamed but it's standard practice to include a shot of the male talent's "o face." From all the BTS I watch, I deduce that the face shots are almost all shot after the real cum shot strictly for this purpose. [Link]
Limpy Member I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a blowjob today. 46 Posts 8/10	Posted - Nov 1 2010 : 7:43AM screwcap wrote: furthermore I'm sick and tired of the reduntant "couch" seens. Shane is a repeat offender. Makes me wonder about his lack of imagination. Click to expand Peter North - Why Such Abysmal Quality? [Link]
Prufrock Member I'd gladly eat her peach 11 Posts 10/10	Posted - Nov 1 2010 : 10:04AM I usually find that a scene is ruined by a male performer who talks endlessly throughout the action. If they need/want a girl to do something, fine, say so; but where is the Teddy Roosevelt of porn to remind them simply to 'talk softly and carry a big stick'? [Link]
venusianArtist Member 11 Posts 10/10	Posted - Nov 1 2010 : 3:49PM Cody McLarge wrote: Anadin wrote: Hardware wrote: Anadin wrote: There's a lot of things in porn that some people like and others don't but I'm yet to hear one person defend cutting to the dudes face. Click to expand Don't you suppose that the women who watch porn like to see the male performer's face? Click to expand I suppose but who cares about them lol anyway I always assumed women watch porn made for women & couples. Still I've never actually heard anyone wanting the camera to focus on the dude's face just before he cums. Edited by - Anadin on 10/30/2010 9:55:08 PM Click to expand I always assume that it's because that is actually a fake cum shot. With a single camera shoot, you have to focus on the chick's face getting creamed but it's standard practice to include a shot of the male talent's "o face." From all the BTS I watch, I deduce that the face shots are almost all shot after the real cum shot strictly for this purpose. Click to expand I'm aware of this practice - It's a filler between the guy dismounting and actually cumming or to swap out with a stunt cock in the case of a mishap. But is the guys face the best placeholder they could think of? [Link]
mr_clifford New Member 4 Posts 2/08	Posted - Nov 2 2010 : 12:30PM Any scene that ends with a guy jacking off onto a woman. Overused, outdated, unimaganitive, lazy.... Can't think of any more superlatives to describe my distaste for this practice. It's the worst thing in porn toady, STOP. Edited by - mr_clifford on 11/2/2010 12:31:50 PM [Link]
soragesum Member 78 Posts 3/10	Posted - Nov 2 2010 : 1:30PM mr_clifford wrote: Any scene that ends with a guy jacking off onto a woman. Overused, outdated, unimaganitive, lazy.... Can't think of any more superlatives to describe my distaste for this practice. It's the worst thing in porn toady, STOP. Edited by - mr_clifford on 11/2/2010 12:31:50 PM Click to expand Agreed.. Probably my biggest single specific pet peeve. The guy should use the girl to get off with.. Not his hand. If a guy is fucking one of these hot ladies and has to jack himself off... Me thinks he's shooting too many scenes too close together. There's a lot of other little things I could list that ruin a scene.. But they really all could be boiled down to lack of chemistry, heat, fire, passion, desire and lust. If those things are present in scene, then the most poorly shot vanilla scene can be scorching HOT. And unfortunatly, it seems that less than 1 in 100 scenes contain even minute traces of those things (at least to the intensity that I am looking for, which, admittedly is very very high). Y nudd toy! [Link]
ohbenice Member 104 Posts 8/09	Posted - Nov 2 2010 : 1:51PM TheDreamPolice wrote: I'm not one those guys that feels like the guys needs to do the cumshot on the girl's face, but I do think the girl should finish him. either with her mouth or with a handjob. Kylee Reese has a really hot scene in, "My New Black Step-Daddy", that is ruined, because at the end of the scene the dude finishes himself. Not on her, not on any part of her body - he just whacks himself off on the couch while she sits there and watches. It's a shame to, because its really goood scene - believable set-up, good sex - but the ending kills it. Click to expand Throat Fucking............ annoying!!! Yeah hate that, Ben English does that in every scene! [Link]
Stalag Deactivated User 476 Posts 1/10	Posted - Dec 13 2010 : 2:20PM When did it become obligatory to spit on assholes? [Link]
Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10	Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 5:08PM ^Along those lines, I'm actually sick of ass licking in general. I caught myself skipping through it recently, think that'll be standard now. [Link]
torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00	Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 5:28PM bedfordinho wrote: Throat Fucking............ annoying!!! Click to expand What I hate about this is the quacking, the drool and the smeared make up. Yuck [Link]

torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00	Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 5:29PM rambo99ca wrote: Girls spitting the cum out with a smile, If you hate the taste show that it's disgusting, if you need to smile... eat it first. Click to expand Hate the zipper mouth grimace. Jeesus, it's not battery acid. Also am always disappointed after a facial when there isn't some romantic post cum knob polishing [Link]
torris Senior Member Deep within Mila's anus 1827 Posts 1/00	Posted - Dec 16 2010 : 5:31PM T0MBOne wrote: Too many zits? Click to expand Especially on the ass. If you need a Stridex Diaper don't show ass shots [Link]