"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2342 Posts 12/17
Posted - Mar 5 2026 : 3:26PM
Remember what I said previously about 'horror' porn? Perfect example of why I will never understand the appeal of it: the DVD title is Feed Me where supposedly Lulu Chu portrays a girlfriend or wife who is taken over by a succumbus, unlike in the mainstream movie Jennifer's Body . . . someone had the bright idea to simulate teeth in a pussy. I gave up when I saw that image because I didn't want to overdose on Viagra or need a penile implant in the event that I permanently lose my ability to get an erection. There's NOTHING with all due respect, sexy about teeth in a vagina, I would think the whole Lorena Bobbit saga would have all men making damn sure they don't piss off their girlfriends or wives within a short range of sharp objects.
Edited by - Whyspers2Scorpio on 3/5/2026 9:42:44 PM
^ 100% agree. There is NOTHING sexy about plots like that. I don't know if I mentioned it in this thread or another one, but I've seen (but not watched) scenes where the guy is dressed as an insect or spider. Nope. Not sexy.
I have a side gig writing porn site reviews for a review site. I'll review anything and be objective about it. I've reviewed gay websites, I've reviewed bi websites, I've reviewed granny websites, I've reviewed very BBW sites. Keep in mind that my go-to porn is straight, 18-22 and petite. In my time writing reviews, I have only ever said no to one assignment, a site called Parasited. They no longer have much of a tour page, or maybe I did sign in before declining to review the site, but what I saw was about as far away from sexy as I could imagine. Women crawling with insects and stuff. Fake? Probably. Hot? Definitely not. I give a lot of leeway to other people's interests. It's a big reason why if you read my review of a gay site featuring overweight grandpas with twinks you will not find any hint that this may not be my kind of porn. I write my reviews objectively. But there was no way in hell that I could have written an objective review of Parasited. If I did, it wouldn't have been published because it would be short and sweet" "This isn't sexy and you need help."
Good call on this horror porn.
(Just thought of this: horror porn might play into the hands of the religious right who are looking for any excuse to override the legal protections for porn. "But it's got a witch!!")
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2342 Posts 12/17
Posted - Mar 5 2026 : 9:54PM
I remember there was a lesbian based 'alien' scene with one of my favorites and it came across the same way the Alien V Predator Requiem movie did; so over the top that it was more corny and silly rather than menacing, thrilling or erotic. Remember when the Alien hybrid goes into the hospital and injects the eggs into the pregnant woman? That's not horror, that's disgusting and pathetic; I've never seen a Parasited scene but I saw the previous of a trend that is just as bad. Live action Hentai porn, for the love of everything sacred - WHY?? The reason why anime works is because you can suspend disbelief easier when it comes to cartoons, same with hentai porn cartoons, trying to make it live action is about as graphic and disturbing as you would imagine. I don't review porn like you do but I can appreciate porn scenes objectively even if it's not my cup of tea. Normally I feel like everyone is entitled to their niche, heck JAV porn takes the whole CNC fetish/gimmick to new levels often with American female performers. I don't object that because it works despite the controversial themes at work. But the new trend into horror or alien or hentai based porn scenes is just too over the top for my tastes. I've even commented on the whole Futanari gimmick where they borrowing from Japan with the whole androgyny theme where female performers suddenly are sporting strapons to fuck a partner with. I said with people like Casey Kisses and Jade Venus along with a ton of other transgender female performers, you can't find a single one of them to be in these scenes? The strapon is an insult if you're going for something organic and real for lack of a better word. It's like studios don't know how to put trans performers in roles that are arguably tailored exactly for them.
Just a little industry context: parodies are possible because the US laws are very generous. Both parodies and comedy are VERY popular with the performers. Even if they do a bad job at it, they love attempting it. They have no delusions of being serious actors or comedians. They just like to do something different besides gonzo or the regular story lines. If a production day is going to last 12 hours, they would much rather spending those 12 hours doing something different. And girls love dressing up.
^ That's really interesting and always useful getting the perspective of someone who actually knows what they're talking about! Personally I'm fine with parodies and humour as long as it doesn't go on for too long.
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2342 Posts 12/17
Posted - Mar 9 2026 : 12:55AM
You actually hit upon something that I've felt adversely affects relatively new and some veteran talent. Lack of creative control leading to boredom and I'm willing to bet there's at least three to five favorites of mine who retired due to that. With the direction the industry is heading in, studios should trust the talent more to have more input in scenes that will both sell and allow them to expand their range.
Add this to the list, if you are going to have spanking in a scene - actually SPANK or don't bother. Saw a scene with this light little barely there smacks which is just lame as hell.
Edited by - Whyspers2Scorpio on 3/9/2026 2:48:45 AM
J know it is up to the girl, but I have always found this weird, That if a Girl has multiple cocks and does do anal that she in a scene doesn't get Dp-ed
That doesn't bother me, but along the same lines is a gangbang without anal. I realize that a vaginal-only gangbang can be a thing, but in porn, you'd think that DP and airtight would be part of the formula.
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossite 2342 Posts 12/17
Posted - Mar 24 2026 : 6:49PM
This is a weird one I know but I prefer it when the talent undresses each other rather than undressing themselves, it's much hotter that way. There's something so impersonal, bordering on 'professional' instead of intimate in scenes where it happens and I'm like, would it be so terrible to let one person unwrap another like a Christmas present?
I can't stand male talent/ producers pixilating their faces. Really ruins the whole ascetic. Especially when he chooses to go down on her and half the screen suddenly becomes digital graffiti. If you're that ashamed to show your face, you're in the wrong business, pal. Amazon is hiring...
Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 4/15/2026 4:56:45 PM
Not sure if I've mentioned this before..........using a (big) vibrator on the pussy while getting fucked in the ass in reverse cowgirl. Not really sure what the point of reverse cowgirl anal is which gives you gorgeous views of pussy and tits if you're going to start covering up the pussy with a large vibrator!
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Posted - Apr 17 2026 : 2:23AM
^I'm so with you on this. Open and dripping pussies in rcg anal is really hot to look at,my favorite is when performers spread their lips in rcg anal which used to be common a decade or two back but for some reason is a rarity nowadays.And when you block that view with a huge vibrator it's a bummer but it helps the performer get off so I'm not so sure what to think on this.
I mean I've always avoided the whole Scat stuff so I can't exactly see less of it than none.
I've noticed a bit of a fascination with spew porn creeping into scenes lately, mainly legalporno scenes. I don't get it and I don't want to see it, to me there's nothing sexy about it.