Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04
Posted - Apr 23 2004 : 1:48AM
Okay so my fian'cee told me that a new girl at her work has only had anal sex. Ever since she was 14 that's all she did. Apparently the guy who did the deed didn't know his ass from the hole in the ground (how that line helps my thread) and did her up the ass instead of her pussy. Now she met a guy who thinks anal is nasty and won't do it. This 34 year old woman is now having to "think" long and hard about having her pussy fucked. I also found out that when the two of them were getting down, he went to put it in, and she flipped because it wasn't in her ass! Why the hell can't I meet a girl like that??lol Anyway I laughed my ass off about this when I heard it so I thought I'd share it. Oh and apparently she despises porn..go figure!!
"What's a rimjob?..It's when you put your legs behind your head and someone licks your ass!" - South Park,Bigger,Longer,& Uncut
You know, I made that mistake during my first time out with a girl and she IMMEDIATELY corrected me by grappbing my cock and saying "Wrong one". But then she was my first, but I was not her first. I guess if it was new to both parties, maybe the anal for pussy mixup is understandable. Still, though, I wonder once she has had vaginal sex, how will it compare to anal for her?
"The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise." - George Santayana
"To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life." - T.S. Eliot
Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04
Posted - Apr 24 2004 : 12:41AM
I wonder if she's really telling the whole story since one of my favorite pornstars djana only does anal! That just strikes me as weird? Maybe she's afraid of getting pregnant or had some traumatic experience? Or if your the lucky bloke that's with the girl maybe anal really is the only way she get's off but still to me neglecting the pussy on a female is just wrong. WTF you will let me fuck your ass till my dick falls off but won't let it get near your coochie? It reminds me of the the now infamous jon dough/brooke incident where she says she don't take cum in her mouth and he says WTF you let me screw you and you give me blowjob but you won't take my load in your mouth?
Only time I would buy a girl flowers is if she was in the hospital 455 Posts 1/04
Posted - Apr 24 2004 : 1:26AM
This also reminds me of a scene in "American Me" where the dude has been locked up in prison most of his life so when he get out and meets a girl he goes straight for her asshole. Needless to say she freaks out and kicks him out so it looks to me this anal girls should be putting an ad in the paper for guys fresh out of prison!
Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04
Posted - Apr 24 2004 : 7:25PM
Afraid of STD's (or STI to be correct)? For some reason anal seems like it would be just as dangerous. Except for the pregnancy, though it would be funny if someone proved me wrong..lol
"What's a rimjob?..It's when you put your legs behind your head and someone licks your ass!" - South Park,Bigger,Longer,& Uncut
Actually, a number of STDs, especially including HIV, are somewhat more likely to be transmitted to the receptive partner via anal sex than via vaginal sex. ~ GS
Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04
Posted - Apr 29 2004 : 1:27PM
Okay so last night I found out that this chick finally did vaginal. She said she liked anal better! Man what a lucky guy, too bad he doesn't like doing it! I think she should dump his ass and find her way into my bedroom for a 3 way! lol
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