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| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 |  Posted - Nov 2 2001 : 4:44PMfrom extreme associates (cut and pasted here due to blinding animation on their site) All hail allegience to the renegade of porn, Thomas Zupko. This blasphemous, turgid, perpetrator of the vilest, most perverse videos known to the Valley of Porn offers his loyal fans an opportunity to get your foot in the door. You think you have what it takes? You think porn is easy to make? Alas, you are so mistaken. Like a family of flies that like to munch on a heaping pile of dog shit, anybody and everybody wants in, one way or the other. There are practically lines around the block of perverted, libido-driven servants who want nothing more than get their dick wet on camera. They want to be right next to the carnal action, they want to write, they want to direct. Few can, and few will ever succeed. In an effort to bring something back to his fans, Extreme Associates' Thomas Zupko is making an offer to all you loyal strokers out there. And there's the rub. He doesn't want more dicks on the set. That's covered. What he does offer is an opportunity for the creative minds out there who have studied the 'ins and outs' of porno to express themselves creatively through the written media. And that's his challenge. That's his $1000 CHALLENGE. Zupko wants you to send him the most outrageous, the vilest, filthiest screenplays you can fashion. Loaded with the most horrendous, awe-inspiring scenes within a storyline that'll shock the senses. He wants midgets, nuns, Tibetian monks, Afgani rebels, 500 pound hairy bastards, a virtual Whack Pack that'll be the focal point in the screenplay's character driven plot. He wants you to reach deep down into your cerebellum and uncover the filth that lurks in the crevices. Degradation. Humiliation. And an implicit message for the viewing public. You may well know that Thomas Zupko writes and directs his own movies. They are movies that make every director in Porn Valley look like Mr. Rogers. However, these movies are not made simply for stroke value. They are a statement, a testament to our society and culture. And now he wants you to prove yourself as 'filth visionaries'. Zupko will read each and every script. And the one scriptwriter who is deemed acceptable to Zupko's perverse mindset will receive $1000 out of Zupko's own wallet. The winner will also work as an advisor to Zupko and will be given the opportunity to cast the movie. You will learn from the Fellini of porn what it takes to assemble, cast, and direct a porno movie. And you may either be totally engrossed by the experience, or you may puke until your stomach is drained of all its moral juices. This is your opportunity, you sick fucks. Write your screenplays and e-mail them to elflush@yahoo.com.  [Link] |
| dexplorer Member 442 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Nov 2 2001 : 9:07PM That's one hell of a blurb to repost!! Haven't seen any Zupko, but I've sure read about him. I may have to buy "In the Days of Whore" on tape just for the outrageousness factor, to get a look see. I doubt it's gonna come over to DVD. Seems like not that much Extreme Associates stuff does, for some reason. Edited by - dexplorer on Nov 2 2001  [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Nov 3 2001 : 12:52PM I don't think I would write a script for Zupko that is that vile, sick, twisted, demented, all out gross; even if they(he) offered $10,000 for it. I have no interest in seeing 500 pound hairy bastards or lepers or whatever degrading any female not in-her-right-mind to work for him. I guess you can tell I won't be writing a script for Zupko. [Link] |
| Phallusee Deactivated User 61 Posts 9/01 | Posted - Nov 3 2001 : 2:41PM Midgets, lepers, puking gangrapes, and illiterate pretentions to literate seriousness do not great porn make. Extreme Associates don't know the first thing about the cinema of transgression. They are yawn inducing buffoons with their "shock" porn posing. The minimalism of JM Productions is making real statements about pornography, culture, and the downward spiral. What Steward and Powers understand (and Black and his Dolt Brigade don't) is that pornography is at it's most subversive when it's stripped down, when there is nowhere else for the analytical mind to occupy itself. Edited by - phallusee on Nov 3 2001 [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Nov 3 2001 : 3:33PM All of Extreme Associates isn't bad, Tom Byron and Lucianno are the only good directors over there. I like Tom Byron's style a lot. But the rest of their directors try to shock more than arouse. [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Nov 3 2001 : 7:36PM The Fellini of porn? Please...it sounds like Fellini has just run out of weirdos. Or, out of wank material. Though the thought of spending a whole day with this guy is certainly enticing, and would be reward enough, I think I'll pass. [Link] |
| qrop Member 163 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Nov 3 2001 : 7:37PM [Link] |
| dexplorer Member 442 Posts 8/01 | Posted - Nov 4 2001 : 12:46PM Weren't you saying something about even Quasimodo if lost alone together on a desert isle for a very, very long time ...? Well ... THERE YOU ARE. Edited by - dexplorer on Nov 4 2001 [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Nov 4 2001 : 1:31PM Edited by - Asmodeus on Nov 4 2001 [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Nov 4 2001 : 4:53PM I'm not easily offended, but I hate Max Hardcore, so when you say Luis Cypher is like Max, do you mean he treats the girls like shit or is he just rough? I don't mind rough sex, if it is consensual, like Rocco. [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Nov 4 2001 : 6:34PM Edited by - Asmodeus on Nov 4 2001 [Link] |
| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Nov 5 2001 : 2:19AM And as for Luciano, he had the common sense to leave Extreme Ass (and no, I didn't forget the period). Maybe he hasn't found a great new job yet (last I heard, he was only working for West Coast Productions under the new name Michael Stefano). But even McDonald's would be better than Extreme. By the way, Extreme also lost their editor, Slain Wayne, the only guy with an ability to make Zupko's movies remotely worthly of the tape they're put on. PS- This post is only from me (not from the company I work for) [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Nov 5 2001 : 3:48PM I only purchase Extreme films directed by Tom Byron. He isn't bad looking, which helps. I can't stand ugly guys fucking beautiful girls. This is why I buy Byron's films (Whack Attack series, Lord of Asses series, and Planet of the Gapes series. Any other Extreme movie I ignore.), because he tends to use guys that aren't so ugly. Tricia, [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Nov 5 2001 : 5:02PM Weren't you saying something about even Quasimodo if lost alone together on a desert isle for a very, very long time ...?" Yeah, but this guy makes Quasimodo look like Brad Pitt. But, back to his very attractive offer.... [Link] |
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| wcw43921 Senior Member Look Into My Eyes-- 1252 Posts 4/08 | Posted - May 16 2010 : 2:26PM But apparently I can't. Which means either no one knows, or no one cares--which frankly surprises me a bit. $1000 for a porn screenplay? When was the last time anyone got that kind of money for writing porn? I would think even the least literate posters on this forum would have jumped at the chance to win that kind of loot. __________________________________________________________ "There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure." [Link] |
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