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| mr_sphinx Member 117 Posts 10/08 |  Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 6:44AMSo last night I started to watch THOR XXX, and I was excited because it appeared that the flick was going to start with a BJ only scene--and, as I often do, I got down on my knees and prayed that just once in an American movie of late, I would get a BJ only scene WHERE THE GIRL FINISHED THE GUY, like you know, HOW IT HAPPENS IN REALITY, but I digress. I started watching the scene, and lo and behold, Andy San Dimas is sucking a cock, and sucking a cock...and...sucking..a...cock. She sucked Danny Mountain for something like 15 minutes (the movie was over the 17-minute mark by the time she stopped) and after all that HE STILL NEEDED TO JERK OFF TO CUM IN HER MOUTH!?! Let me explain the things that are wrong here: 1. No BJ Only scene should have gone on this long in a feature. 2. If it does, you sure as hell better have the girl finishing the guy (which you should do anyway). I'm not sure how long it's been since these people (meaning anyone in porn) have had real sex, but on Planet Earth, a blowjob between two, young, healthy people doesn't usually (if ever) go on for fifteen minutes and several positions. When it does--and I guarantee you this--it's because both people are enjoying themselves and want to make it last. Further, not only on Planet Earth, but in the entire Milky Way Galaxy and beyond, when these rare and awesome feats occur, no male has to take additional time to JERK HIMSELF OFF IN ORDER TO CUM. I apologize for the capitalization, but I am quite angry at how ridiculous this scene is. How can a viewer masturbate to an endless blowjob? How can a blowjob like that still require a guy to jerk himself off? Please don't put this kind of garbage in a movie again. I have sat through it too many times in too many (often US-produced) features. The one in THOR XXX was beyond ridiculous; I started to wonder if Andy San Dimas was going to pass out. Don't film BJ scenes if the guy has to jerk off, and if that happens, edit the damn scene down to a reasonable length, or make the long scene a bonus scene. [Link] |
| Hodel Deactivated User 462 Posts 12/11 | Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 7:07AM [Link] |
| pat362 Senior Member 10083 Posts 3/10 | Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 8:51AM A Thor XXX spoof is going to cost more than a standard gonzo style movie because you need to pay for costumes, some special effects and what not needed to make a half ass spoof. That means that the producer(s) needed to spend less money on the sex scenes to be able to make a profit. A 5-10 minute bj would mean that you'd have to add a few more scenes to the movie to make it a decent amount of time so by using up 15 minutes for a bj scene means that you have only to add a little more than one hour and you now have a movie that is 90 minutes long. Another thing is that the rate for a bj is nowhere near what it is for a standard b/g so you save some money by having just that instead of the bh being part of the overall scene. I also don't think you pay the talent more if the scene is 15 minutes instead of 5-10 minutes so you agin save some money doing it longer. [Link] |
LCF  All-Star Member Non Prevalebunt! 10364 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 9:04AM Edited by - Laurie Cameron Fan on 6/21/2012 9:06:34 AM [Link] |
| Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 1:47PM [Link] |
| David Cop-a-feel Deactivated User Trust me, honey, it gets better 323 Posts 10/10 | Posted - Jun 21 2012 : 5:49PM [Link] |
| mr_sphinx Member 117 Posts 10/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2012 : 12:14AM But we can't even get one compilation DVD of girls finishing guys. Some of these companies have been in business three decades or longer, and they can't even put together a measly four hours of scenes that have this common theme, much less shoot new ones. It's almost like companies are afraid to make a selling point out of it--maybe because it would sell so well that they would have to start forcing the male performers not to finish themselves? I honestly don't know. It's probably the only "fetish" if you will, that has never been adequately sated by production companies of B/G porn. Thor XXX isn't even the only parody with a BJ only scene that ends the same way. Off the top of my head, Star Trek: TNG XXX, Pron and Official Survivor Parody all do. In fairness, Star Wars XXX did have one where Leia finished the job, but that's certainly in the minority, and of course, it still had B/G scenes where guys finished themselves. And forget about B/G sex or blowjobs, it's gotten so bad now that there are handjob videos where the guy will finish himself off! A handjob--the polar opposite of what you're supposed to be doing! Why even come to the movie set, for goodness sake! I seriously think that companies should start shooting some scenes intending for the girl to finish, and docking the talent (male or female, depending on the situation) pay when it doesn't happen in these scenes. It's akin to a guy who can't get it up properly or who pops too soon, after a while, he would find himself being booted out until he got his shit together, yet as it is, you're considered top of your game even if you make a habit of whacking off in every scene. It's rather pathetic if that's what it's come to, but we've had this discussion before, and all I see from the industry is excuses and whining. I've said this before, but I'll say it again: I don't need to pay people to sell me footage of a guy masturbating. If I want to watch jerking off, I can look down and see a crystal-clear, better-than-HD image for free. [Link] |
| jfarley Member 242 Posts 5/09 | Posted - Jun 23 2012 : 5:40AM I'm seeing pretty ladies finishing off horny guys a lot more often in Elegant Angel's movies. The new Dreamzone studio's Godfather parody (not a feature, just standard all sex), has an excellent BJ scene by Jessie Andrews (a BJ guru) finishing off Mr Pete. Not seen it yet, but apparently the latest Blow Me Sandwich by Mike Quasar, has the pretty ladies completing the job more often than not. More and more studios are catering to this desire AFAICT. [Link] |
| mr_sphinx Member 117 Posts 10/08 | Posted - Jun 23 2012 : 12:57PM And for the record, I've seen a hell of a lot of Sweet Sinner scenes where the guy pulls out and jerks over a girl's pussy, which is honestly pretty much the same thing. It may not be as bad as watching the "longform" jerk to pop, but my preference is really for scenes where the girl finishes the guy in some way, without the guy's hand(s) being involved. BMS 15 has girl finishes in all but one scene, the black sheep is a very Darkko-esque "let me use my hands to lovingly stroke and play with my cock till it explodes, while occasionally using your mouth and throat as a spit dispenser" blowjob scene. The DVD therefore, is otherwise a must-buy, along with Mick Blue's Blowing My Mind, which is all girl-finish BJ scenes and seemingly all from Euro models. I am not sure why Euro girls are so much more ready, willing and able to get cocks off themselves. Over the past few months I've been able to spend a couple hundred dollars on a stack of great German DVDs and Blu-rays that all have multiple scenes of girls finishing guys. Daring! appears to have some good scnes as well, but I just started with their titles, so I can't make definitive claims, yet. When it comes to American stuff, I've bought only two B/G titles, though. Anal Workout on Blu-ray, which I bought when I found out that two of the five scenes (Liza Del Sierra (Euro girl!) and Gia DeMarco) have the girls finishing Mick Blue, and DPs Mothers & Daughters, which I blind bought because Diamond Foxxx is my favorite, and was devastated to find nothing but self-jerking (the Dyanna Lauren scene was devastating, in particular, because she does so few scenes now). This one just reinforced why I never buy American titles until they go to VOD/PPM and I can check them out for myself. Edited by - mr_sphinx on 6/23/2012 12:58:58 PM Edited by - mr_sphinx on 6/23/2012 1:02:53 PM [Link] |
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