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Endorphin
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1185 Posts
3/00
Posted - Jun 29 2001 : 4:46PM
Last night I was reading Blondie's final installment of her review for the Sybian. Now that the blood in my body has finally made it back to the brain, I am left with one thought. I imagine that, being the single female forum member with sexy pics, she gets a lot of unsolicited proposals in her mail. "Hey sexy, what's your real name? What are your hobbies? I can go all night. I have a 12 inch penis. Do like guys that...etc". After that review she may be the first female on the web to get emails that say "Hey sexy, I have a soft, small penis".

There's a river in your eyes and I'm swept away --from Save Me by Queensryche
FREE THE WEED

Edited by - evil_rip on Jun 29 2001

Topic Moved by - evil_rip on Jun 29 2001

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jun 29 2001 : 6:19PM
Glad you enjoyed it Endo, as I enjoyed your latest lesson on how to rent a porno. That was too funny, and all too true.
It's been a while since I've had to go into one of those, though. Here in Smack-Dab, they don't allow such establishments. They did just open a new BallBuster Video
though. Do they carry porn, ya think?

quote: "I can go all night. I have a 12 inch penis. Do like guys that...etc. After that review she may be the first female on the web to get emails that say "Hey sexy, I have a soft, small penis".

Yeah, I WISH! Trouble is, the same guys who were boasting of having a foot long schlong, are the same ones who are now claiming 6" or less.
How does THAT work? Some kinda industrial accident?
I'm beginning to doubt their truthfulness, and this saddens me. I took them at their word, sympathized with their plight, as they cried on my shoulder about how tough it is having a big pecker. I mean, I had no idea how bad these guys had it!
Now I feel quite taken in, and it's too bad a few have to ruin it for the rest. I'm afraid the next over-sized guy is just going to have to prove it first, if he expects any sympathy from me!

Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Jun 29 2001 : 6:32PM
I moved this thread as it is not Nonsense or World News. Its Sex Education.. from our very own sex-ed princess Blondy...

Now I have to go read the REview!
BBL!

Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Jun 29 2001 : 11:21PM
Okay!
Finally I've finished reading.

Wow! *wipes his forehead*
so it can't replace a person just yet..
heehee..

maybe the real doll people and the sybian people should get together?
(side: I'm no longer interested in getting a real doll)
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Questions for blondy,

What is it about the motions of the device that make it such the sexual power device?

How long do you usually use it for?

What are the most number of orgasms you've had from the device in one "sitting"?

Since women Can-Be multi-orgasmic do you feel any undue pressure to have multiple orgasms from a partner?

Now that you've used this thang' can you multi-orgasm more easily?

What is it that makes an Orgasm... the "Screaming Orgasm" instead of a normal one?

Have you ever set the machine at a lower setting to have it give ya a 'teasing' orgasm. (okay.. i admit.. i'm not sure how to phrase this one..)

And then that size thing.. i have a different take on that .. inspired from Blondies review.. so i'll post that HERE.

okay.. so uhmmm those are my questions.
Thanks for any help blondy..

you're the superWomann...

Edited by - evil_rip on Jun 29 2001

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jun 30 2001 : 12:25PM
Wow, thanks for taking such a keen interest in this Evil, and I'll do my best
to answer to the best of my ability.

quote: "so it can't replace a person just yet.."

Not yet. Besides lacking all that stuff that I love about men, it cannot mow the lawn or fix my car. Although I hear the ABCO Co. is hard at work on a model that can, the Sybian II, you guys are safe. For now ;)

1.What is it about the motions of the device that make it such the sexual power device?
I think it's a combination of things, mainly the VERY strong vibrations and the weight of your body which pushes your pussy right down hard on it. Then, you've got the undulating, rotating part on top of that. I don't stand a chance. This is a whole new hands-free way of masturbating, and the feeling is very similar to being on top and riding a man's cock.

2. How long do you usually use it for?
I'm a piker - it usually gets me off in a couple of minutes, maybe quicker - I'll start a timer next time. After that, I have to get off I mean get off the sybian because I'm just too sensitive to continue without giving things a few minutes to calm down. Besides, the orgasm is so intense, it just drains me like a rag doll.

3. What are the most number of orgasms you've had from the device in one "sitting"?
I did have two, but that's because the first one wasn't a full-on one, more like one of those teasing ones you mention. Normally, I hate those, because I come just enough to prevent a real deep one from happening. Thankfully, this was not the case with Sybian.

4. Since women Can-Be multi-orgasmic do you feel any undue pressure to have multiple orgasms from a partner?
I have had partners like that - and while their intentions may be good, or it may have more to do with his ego, nothing takes the fun out of sex more than making it a goal-driven experience, or the feeling that I've disappointed him somehow, just because I didn't come 5 times. I have been multi-orgasmic, but pressure to be is a good way of ensuring that it ain't gonna happen. I think some guys make too much of it. I'll take quality over quantity any day.

5. Now that you've used this thang' can you multi-orgasm more easily?
I'm not sure, it's too soon to tell - but one good one is usually enough for me

6. What is it that makes an Orgasm... the "Screaming Orgasm" instead of a normal one?
Again, the intensity of the vibrations I assume is what does it. I'm sure not everyone actually screams, but I tend to be on the noisey side.
Yeah, hard to believe, I know.


7. Have you ever set the machine at a lower setting to have it give ya a 'teasing' orgasm. (okay.. i admit.. i'm not sure how to phrase this one..)
Lower setting? Huh, I never thought of that, but now that you mention it, maybe I could last a little longer that way, huh? ; )
I did turn it all the way up for just a few seconds, HOLY CRAP, it felt like I had plugged into a light socket - my whole body went rigid and I thought I was going to shoot through the ceiling, it was scary.

 
Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Jun 30 2001 : 12:51PM
thanks blondy!

wow what enlightening answers... ;)

Kimi Lixx
Senior Member

2012 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jun 30 2001 : 2:27PM
I must be the strangest woman in the world :(
I had the opportunity to use a Sybian in a solo scene for New Sensations - I HATED it! I mean, really, I didn't like it at all, it made me numb and sore at the same time. I tried it with no projecting attachment, I tried it with one - I couldn't stand either. I tried it at low speed, tried it at high speed (and every speed in the middle) - no soap, hated it. I have a good imagination, so I just thought happy thoughts during the time I used it, but the only physical joy involved that related to the machine was the pleasure of GETTING OFF OF IT!

Kimi - the odd woman

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jun 30 2001 : 3:35PM
Hi Kimi ~
LOL! I've never heard anyone say they actually hated it, but I've heard of other women who didn't care for it, or even that the insertable part hurt (they are kinda too stiff, so I stay with the small ones).
Was it for one of the 4 Finger Club videos, or did they have to cut your part?
Do you use any other vibes Kimi, and if so, what kind do you like?
thanks,
DB
-lunacy-
Senior Member

1081 Posts
4/00
Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 2:09PM
Bravo on your review Blondie, very enjoyable

I have just one question, did you name it?

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 1 2001 : 3:50PM
Thanks Lun, I appreciate it.

quote: "I have just one question, did you name it?"

LOL! No, I thought by naming it, it would make it just that much harder to return it. Kinda like they say you should never name livestock you're planning on eating later ;)




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