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cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 1:10PM Rule #1, It's all water off a ducks back. Rule #2, See no evil, speak no evil, tell no evil Rule #3 Just shut up and do your job! Cal444 Somewhere [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 1:39PM Almost sounds as if you work for the Justice Department! [Link]
cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 2:56PM Close! Cal444 Somewhere [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 3:33PM Cal, A set of rules like that could work in many places. DenverDon [Link]
cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 3:56PM I try to cover all the bases. Cal444 Somewhere [Link]

snowman872 RainCoatReviews.com 400 Posts 6/00	Posted - Nov 7 2003 : 8:11PM cal444 wrote: Rule #1, It's all water off a ducks back. Rule #2, See no evil, speak no evil, tell no evil Rule #3 Just shut up and do your job! Cal444 Somewhere Click to expand Is there anybody in the adult industry who follows these? Judging by all the stuff I see flying back and forth, doesn't seem like it to me. If indeed these are the rules, they must be the most universally ignored in history. -- Snowman [Link]
EagleSpirit Member Somewhere Doing Something Stupid 439 Posts 7/03	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 1:43AM I try to follow the rules, HA HA, and I'm not even a pornographer!!! [Link]
cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 1:57AM I cannot force the people to follow the rules, they're a, brain trust, formulated at the, Chatsworth Ramada, over many cocktails and much disgusting conversation. The round table "industry panel", was unanimous. Cal444 Somewhere [Link]
EagleSpirit Member Somewhere Doing Something Stupid 439 Posts 7/03	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 2:21AM We make our rules in Calabasas, or something like that. I get paid to do what I do and don't complain too much. Unfortunately I feel I could do more but who am I? I'm just some schmuck with a gravy job. I was recently looking at the back of a GangBang Girl box and thought, hmmm, that sounds like Cal's writing. Tonight I sent home a Diabolic film with a friend and recommended it over Pirate, hope I was right. [Link]
cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 2:58AM Generally speaking, I think your recommendation was well founded, your friend could inflect severe penis blisters if he's not careful to use a slippery substance while viewing that piece. Cal444 Somewhere Edited by - cal444 on 11/8/2003 2:58:43 AM [Link]
EagleSpirit Member Somewhere Doing Something Stupid 439 Posts 7/03	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 3:23AM Ahh, Cal you assume to much, my friend was a female, but she may still suffer abrasions from repeated masturbation, I will convey your concerns for her well being and she will be exstatic. [Link]
cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 12:32PM Hey, Cal pal . There are really only three rules: 1) WORK 2) SMILE 3) OBEY cobalt60 -Somewhere wondering why he even bothers. This post copyright 2003 by cobalt60™. All rights reserved. Edited by - cobalt60 on 11/8/2003 12:33:30 PM [Link]
cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 8 2003 : 1:34PM My bad, vaginal friction disfigurement. Cal444 Somewhere [Link]
Bonecrusher Member 30 Posts 7/03	Posted - Nov 19 2003 : 8:51PM Cal I could of sworn the rules were HASHED out over some greasy eggs at Jerry's, half way through one of the late night edit sessions. I forgot hoe cold it actually gets in LA in January. Bonecrusher. Bat's been on the shelf for awhile. Nothing a change of scenery can't handle [Link]
swayne SubVisionFilms.com 97 Posts 10/02	Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 2:32PM cal444 wrote: Rule #1, It's all water off a ducks back. Rule #2, See no evil, speak no evil, tell no evil Rule #3 Just shut up and do your job! Cal444 Somewhere Click to expand Wait a sec, one of Anabolic's new directors violates rule 2. and 3. because he also writes for lukeford.com In fact most directors, like me as well, has sites to write for like my site www.slainwayne.com or avn's site for directors at www.avninsider.com, so the rules have changed shouldn't it be Rule #2, See the evil, write the evil, and get publicity. Rule #3, Just tell them what a bad job they are doing so they can replace them with you? Use Bullshit if neccessary. [Link]

cal444 Independent Editor CalCutterPost.com 927 Posts 10/01	Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 4:20PM Could very well be applicable. Cal444 Somewhere standing corrected [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 4:21PM So much for watching all that porn. I thought I had divined the 3 rules to be as follows: 1) For a good time, point the camera at the wrong spot at critical moments. 2) Lighting? We don't need no stinking lighting. 3) We used you yesterday. Go away. [Link]

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