I just got "Throat Yogurt" in the mail today and it was such a letdown. Instead of trying to make a quality blowjob line Pxp decided to copy the forced bj/gagging formula that a few other studios use. Basicly all the guys grab the girls by the back of the head and throat and push around the girls head. Often the guys hands and arms are in the way blocking the camera. The guys slap the girls, pinch their noses so the girls cant breath, spit in the girls mouths, pull the girls hair, and the girls wear eye makeup that starts running and the girls look like they have black eyes. Some scenes have guys forcing the girls to suck their toes or lick their ass, one girl gets "suck toy" written on her face with lipstick at the beginning of the scene, one girl is blindfolded with fur and gets yogurt smeared all over her face and boobs at the beginning of the scene and it looks awful, and there is also intercourse in the movie which really makes me mad as this is supposed to be a bj movie. Most of the cumshots are ruined as the guys jerk off with one hand and have their other hand on the girls face or forehead. All through the movie guys keep repeating stupid lines like "you like that baby?" I was surprised that Pxp would make this kind of stuff as the girls are not treated this way in the other Pxp movies that I own. It is the worse bj movie I have seen this year, and one of the worse movies in my collection of over 650 bj/handjob dvds.Save your money. There are so many good bj movies out there. Its too bad that since this is the only blowjob line Pxp makes, they decide to release this horrible stuff.
Wow! That was close. I almost went ahead and bought this at full retail price at one of my local smutshacks because of all the hype.
I'm very glad I resisted the "urge to splurge".
Thanks for the mini-review MisterNG!
I like a little gagging, but this sounds like it's even further into the realm of abuse than the last Throat Gaggers, which I thought had a couple hot scenes, but didn't think was good enough to purchase.
I'll stick with Feeding Frenzy - IMO it's the Cadillac of BJ movies right now (closely followed by Deep Throat This)
Well, gee, maybe if every copy came with a free "suck toy," it would be more appealing?
I think Mike John makes the best BJ movies, hands down (or hands behind the back, or hands up the ass or whatever), with Jules offering a more stylish spin (Mike dispenses with the fancy locations, the fishnet stockings, the artsy-fartsy angles; Jules dispenses with all but the sucking, then works his magic with the camera, the location, and garbs his throat-filled tarts in sexy slinky threads). Dig 'em both. Also love "Throat Gaggers," 'cos I know Jake Malone is a sick pup with a fine eye for fetish touches AND strong S&M-ish elements that work together really sinsationally, even though the series has a narrower focus (heavy on the gag). I find it powerfully, perversely exicitng, but not every single scene.
I can't tell about this one, though: Whether to take the negative comments as a recommendation for a good rough BJ movie, since the comments seem to be from people who do not like those kinds of movies. Wonder what fans of those movies think of this title?
can someone make a video exactly like MisterNoGood description but with eurobabes, please. ..As long as the girls are willing and get paid I have no problem with rough bj.
All kidding aside, Jessica Dee was known for her killer interracial scenes so she should direct an interracial serie with black males and white females. I mean there's no glory in directing some oral-only movie in my opinion because it hardly takes any effort to direct one.
I should hopefully see this one soon, didn't recall reading it was a more rogh edged bj line which isn't really my cup of tea but I'll still give it a look see. As for Jessica directing an interracial line that sounds fine, I think most likely this was the next project up the pipe when Jessica came on board and even if the directing skills are not as high on this type of genre it was a good starting off point for Miss Dee.
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tritone Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 7:12PM
Well i skipped this on purpose because it was made clear early on that it was a rough BJ flick. No thanks.
Mike Metropolis/Rubenstien at Devils' Films has also ruined the Cum Filled Throats series by starting all this gagging BS.
Even the early "Throat Bangers" had good "reuglar" BJs though later volumes pretty much lived up to its title (and I now avoid them).
Please do not let this mess ruin "Deep Throat This" or "BlowJOb Fantasies".
I was dissappointed in this too, too much beat em up slap em up was part of the problem, but not all that much of it, It was just another subpar effort in an already bloated genre was the biggest thing, you need to have a little something different with a new line and this just had the old brutality code reenforced in the same old way, and on top of that it was kind of a half assed feeling too it, it just didn't live up to what PXP normally throws down and I guess that would be about all I can say on that.
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nietzsche Deactivated User
5470 Posts 8/03
Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 7:48PM
Sounds pretty strokeable, to me. <<<<[[[[
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jewel denyle Platinum X Pictures
769 Posts 4/03
Posted - Sep 23 2004 : 8:03PM
Like I said before it's along the rough side of things. If you liked Slap Happy then you will like Throat Yogurt if rough isn't your thing and you don't like seeing girls throat fucked then this movie isn't for you. It's all swallowing and throat fucking very hardcore it's my cup of tea but not for everyone.
No offence but the girl you're talking about must stand behind HER product and the guys do make a point. I mean I once saw a scene of Slap Happy and it was not my cup of tea at all. I mean the gagging is one thing but the slapping was bullshit. I mean when did slapping a girl on the face became something erotic? Btw, nothing against Brandon Irons because I also don't like it when Max Hardcore does it and he's one of my favorite director.
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jewel denyle Platinum X Pictures
769 Posts 4/03
Posted - Sep 24 2004 : 5:17AM
Girls can handle it better I suppose. And if Brandon's your favorite director Ramsey then what's wrong with this line as it's nothing diffrent then what he does and in fact he's in it?
I understand that people pay their money for this title like any other, and have every right to voice their approval or disapproval, but, there should be some appreciation that this is Jessica's first movie...
...She's exploring herself as a director, the things she likes, the things she doesn't. She's trying to establish her own identity.
From what I've heard this is a pretty solid movie. I had the opportunity to watch the Missy Monroe scene at a friends house and thought it was absolutely stunning, aggressive, passionate, special, etc. I think there are probably a lot of performers, turned directors, who haven't been able to accomplish this in their first outing.
Personally, having witnessed the vibrancy of her sexuality in innumerable scenes, and hearing how smart a girl she is...I'm convinced there will be a lot of great things to come from Jessica Dee.
Well, I have strong doubts this is her own identity. None of the spitting, nose pinching, choking is her idea, it is a formula that is being foisted on the consumer, for some bizarre reason. I actually like rough stuff, but spitting in a girl's mouth is, uh, like, uh, nauseating. Pinching her nose is a grade school stunt that some adolescent dreamed up. This forum is great for saving money.
You are right Grouper, the spitting, nose pinching, and choking is not Jessica Dee's idea at all. "Throat Yogurt" is a re-make of the old Extreme Associates title "Slap Happy" series which was directed by Brandon Iron, and in "Slap Happy 3" there is an apperance by Jewel. Both of them happen to now be directors for Pxp and are to blame for this disaster, not Jessica Dee. Right now Rob Black and Extreme associates are being investigated by the Federal Government and facing large fines and jail time. I am surprised that Pxp would choose now as the time to start re-making Extreme Associates movies.
I believe what Mr. No Good is trying to point out is that the affectless, cliched acts of unaesthetic and repugnant mysogny perpetrated on the hapless actress in brand-new smut auteur Jessica Dee's awesome first contribution to the porn pantheon are quite standard issue and as ubiquitous as herpes sores masquerading as "shaving cuts" in this business for the last year or two, and that the emotionally disengaged fuckbots commiting these unerotic acts have been trained like monkeys or seals so well by the infinite repetition of having to perform these boring, predictable, juvenile acts over and over again at the request of every awesomely brilliant, pack-following gonzo "director" (read: traffic controller, unless that job gets handed over to a p.a., as well) who first saw it or perhaps experienced it on a Brandon, TT or Anabolic set that the hired abusers in question could probably twitch through the motions every night in their sleep. And no doubt do.
"hey, I made more teenagers trying to pay their rent break in down in tears today than you did, dude! And I wrote on one of their heads in lipstick, just like Max duz!"
"Word! You are an auteur and a genius, and I shall try to copy your example in every unpleasant, mentally unhealthy detail, mostly because any actual understanding of sexuality or eroticism beyond that of a high-school rape squad devotee is beyond my non-existent education or blunted sensitivities, and would distract from my monumentally taxing efforts to figure out how to put the words "whore", "anal," "slut," "cum-filled," and "teenage" into another video title that might do proper justice to my absolutely revolutionary next title, which I plan to shoot this Friday between one and five in the afternoon, and have out by next Wednesday."
Of course, I could be entirely mistaken. I have been before. Pile on, kids -- and say hi to OSHA for me when they drop by to offer their kudos on how wonderful and special a place your sets really are! :)
DAC who truly does love the idea that post-adolescents externalizing their self-hatred who wouldn't know how to white balance a camera -- or perhaps even turn it on -- if there was a loaded dick to their head actually think they deserve the same job title as gerard damiano, anthony spinelli, greg dark, john stagliano, joey silvera, rodney moore, jules jordan, van styles, michael ninn, jim powers, john leslie, max hardcore, van damage, michael raven, jim holiday, ren savant, alex ladd, bobby rinaldi, bob chinn, david stanley, andre madness, diana devoe, tom byron, robert black, brandon iron, michael stefano or a host of other directors, hard or soft, nice or nasty, who bring something more to the table than the urge to perpetrate the cycle of abuse they were once on the receiving end of ....
Well said David. I agree completely. If Pxp was going to do an exact copy of another studios series and then say its an original idea, its too bad they didn't at least pick a good blowjob series to steal from, such as "Zen and the Art of Fellatio."
Well, the market for overweight weirdos with thoroughly average penises getting bjs is a cult audience at best, and therefore not exactly the way to rocket to the top of the charts, but thanks for the compliment anyway, MNG ...
This was one of my fav. scenes. It was only soposed to be a bj and it got so crazy Mike and I started fucking!!! I love the rough throat banging it get my cookie all wet!!!
I just want to say that Throat Yogurt is one of the best throatgagging movies I saw up to now. Especially the scenes of Kami Andrews and Heather Gables are incredible. I think that Jessica Dee did an excellent job particularly with regard to the fact that this is her debut as director.
I hope that there will be more movies of this kind from PXP, e.g. Throat Yogurt #2, #3, ...
That's not what I wanted to hear since I already ordered it. Thanks for the review though because I can at least prepare myself for it now. I didn't read anything about it being violent. I thought it was just supposed to be an oral movie with swallowing in it.
Perhaps you'll prefer to read that it is, IMHO, an excellent BJ movie. I love every kind of oral treatment, from soft to rough. And there's something about Alesha...
This is my first post. I just wanted to make a little comment about rough blowjobs. I kind of like the deep throat fucking with alot of drool everywhere and tons of spitting , but I don't care for the male spitting into a girl's mouth or the face slapping. I prefer to see a double messy blowjob with 2 girls on one cock.I like to see both girls taking turns gagging on the cock and sharing each other's spit with intermittant french kissing and hard spitting into each other's mouths. I find that there is not enough of this in most movies.Even these "cumswapping" titles don't contain enough of that. They should make a video with a different twist. Spit swapping blow jobs where the girls get totally drenched with each other's spit , spitting often into each other's mouths and kissing with it , deep throating , catching drool from below and then after the cumshot , they swap it many times. But it should not fade out there. They should give the girls a few minutes to make out really sloppy for a few minutes before fading out. Each scene should be like this for this particular video theme.Keep the focus on the girls and less on the man.
i'm with u man 100% . if you know about titles that have mouth to mouth spitting or drooling between girls please let me know.
u should check joey silvera movies (especially the service animal series - it has a lot of spitting between the girls) also check out angel and ashley long together in "blow me sandwich #1" and in "bizarre peroxide tales"
It's great to hear that you like the messy girl/girl stuff too. Thanks for the info. I saw "blow me sandwich 1" and the 2 "long" girls are incredible. That's what a good double blow job scene should always be like. You can tell that they are really into each other. I didn't see "bizarre peroxide tales". I will have to check that one out.
Oh , by the way, I have seen most of Joey Silver's titles except for the she male stuff. Many of the "service animal" and "hellcats" titles have been quite good, but I find the last few disappointing. There isn't as much 'spit swapping' between the girls as there used to be and he is starting to use a style that's somewhat frustrating to watch. The scenes seem to cut out frequently , from one position to another , within the scene. in other words , the action is not flowing properly. I heard that "hellcats 6" is quite good though.I will certainly check it out.
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