-------------------------------------- Femalien 3 Robert Lombard of Creative Image Management (www.creativeimagemgmt.com) gets Pat Siciliano, also producer for www.sexsurvivor2000 to cast Adult Stars for his R rated feature film.
Recently "Femalien 3:Back To Passion" an R rated Sci-Fi fantasy feature film completed principle photography for Surrender Cinema. Features Sex Survivor 2000 stars; DRU BERRYMORE, JOEL LAWRENCE, CHIRS EVANS and other Adult Stars TINA TYLER and NIKKI STEEL.
Comments from set have been..."AWESOME group of actors", Some of the BEST simulated sex ever filmed" and "Can't wait to work with the talent again". -----------------------------------------
I just finished shooting Femailien 3 last Sunday. I played the President of Earth... oh, the irony of me playing President just before the collosal debocle that this country called an election It was a fun shoot and a very cute script. Fans of Sci-Fi should get a real kick out of this one. My simulated scenes were with Joel Lawrence (playing my android right hand man) and Nikki Steel (playing a rebel leader)... both were very sexually charged.
Now here's an idea --- according to the Constitution, if this election deadlock cannot be resolved, during the interum, Congress can appoint a temporary President and V.P. --- well, since Tina now has some experience in that office, How about it ?? Care to be President for a Month ??(We can't wait to go to that White House Party !!!)
Porn for everyone! National orgy month... I think July sounds like a good month for that Bring a slave to work day... the slave must be on a leash... and housebroken 4 day work week... you pick which days work for you. July 16th is a National Holliday (my birthday) where all citezins MUST experience a sexual act they've never done before. Oh, did I mention, PORN FOR EVERYONE?
I love it! Imagine the Inauguration Ball! And of course, Tina gives Bill the traditional changing-of-the-guard blowjob, complete with some cigar play, which puts Monica to shame. Bill digs Tina so much that he sends Hilary packing to New York, and refuses to leave the White House. Begging to be kept on as V.P. working 'under Tina', he's soon spotted rocking a leash! What a country!!!
Ok OK --those are great ideas, butlet's be ""serious"" --- being President is about governing. So in that venue, consider Tina's Cabinet -- First: Secretary of State ---This is a position of Diplomacy (NINA HARTLEY), Secretary of Defense (JESSE VENTURA), Secretary of Treasury (BEN STEIN), Sec. of Health (Sharon Mitchell)
Now, consider Tina's STATE OF THE UNION address !!!! I suggest she do this with a backdrop of video clips, covering all sexual positions used in the "UNION". Everyone in the Nation will turn off Jerry Springer, Oprah and Regis to watch this !!
Politically speaking, Ladies & Gentlemen, we have the beginning of good government here. God Bless America and pass the condoms !!
You're right, the country still has to roll - and in that vein, may I suggest a few more department 'heads':
Dept. of Agriculture - Woody Harrelson (also head of Joint Chiefs) Dept. of Labor - Ron Jeremy Dept. of Energy - Charlie Sheen Dept. of Corrections - Robert Downey Jr. Dept. of Alcohol, Tabacco & Firearms - Jan-Michael Vincent Social Security Administration - Randy West
Great idea! President Tina, with your permission, I took the liberty of seizing the posi...er, that is assuming the role of Presidential speechwriter.
Your speech, ma'am:
"Four scores and seven beers ago, our foreskins brought forth on our constituents a new nation, conceived in taking liberties and dedicated to the propositions of all men equally.
Now we are engaged in a great civil suit, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceited and so devestated can endure this crap. We have met away from the great courtroom of that suit. We have cum to dedicate a portion of ourselves, as an attempt to give such conflict a final resting place. Like our clothing, it is fitting and proper that we do this.
As that great battle of words and little wisdom rages on in the south expanses of our once proud country, we will consumate this new age of harmony and peace by our actions of love. I say not that the time has come to begin again. I say not tht we must extend the olive branch to others. I say nothing for the mightiest voice for peace is the hand of friendship. I say nothing to the tired and the hurt for the most soothing of words pales when held up to the soft caress of another.
Our statesmen are now engaged in a plethora of words and conflict. The tenet of freedom as set forth by your ancestors, my ancestors and their ancestors, do compell us not to speak, but to act. We act in kindness through the acts of love.
Let the orgy begin."
It needs a little refinement, and I seem to have wandered away from the orginal text at about paragraph two... but not bad, methinks.
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