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dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 4:24PM We got so carried away and off-topic with this in the Tina in Femalien 3 thread, that I thought it would be fun to let your imaginations run wild. If you could direct Tina in a big budget porno, who and what would you have her doing? Hopefully Tina would get a kick out of it too, and help with input, ie: "NO, wrong, I would NEVER do that" or "Anal? Sure, I do anal - bend over!" Darkmage? I can almost hear the wheels turning. [Link]
Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 4:47PM what a faboulous topic. ;) I've got some idea's a bloomin and a bruin..(brewin' pun.. LOL) Evil_RIP [Link]
Drew Black broken crankshaft 8011 Posts 9/99	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 4:50PM Personally, I wouldn't be too worried about the who or what part. After all, it's Tina. I would be looking for dialog loaded with subtle humor. I regard Tina foremost as an actress. The adult film star persona is certainly secondary for me whenever I watch a movie that she's in. I feel she is by far the best actress in adult movies. [Link]
tina tyler Mercenary Pictures 466 Posts 2/00	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 4:57PM I'm soooooo looking forward to this thread and the creativity it inspires Drew, thanks for the incredibly kind words... but I can't help but think if this was true I would have won some kind of award by now Tina [Link]
Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 5:51PM Heathers parody - Tina is the Winona Ryder character (Veronica) - have i said this 2000 times yet? [Link]

Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 7:36PM Tina as Alice in Alice in Wonderland. I have a perfect visual of the tea party scene... "Put jam on her nose... put jam on her nose" Well, maybe not your nose. - [ invalid url ] [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Nov 30 2000 : 8:02PM The devil from Bedazzled! [Link]
Voyeur32 Member 913 Posts 11/00	Posted - Dec 10 2000 : 6:59AM This is easy. A live action South Park parody with Tina as Cartman's mom. Call it South Pork and have the story about the boys trying to get laid. Ron Jeremy as Cartman. Lexington Steele as Chef. Chi Chi Larue as Big gay Al. Johnathon Morgan as Mr. Garrison. Max Hardcore as Mr. Hanky. Doesn't matter who plays Kenny. Just have a girl sitting on his face every scene so you never see it and have the other guys always say,"Oh my God, you just face-fucked Kenny. You slut!" If you know Cartman's mom this would be a perfect way for Tina to finally get to do that next gangbang scene she's been wanting to do. Kyle and Stan would be Ian Daniels and Cheyne Collins. It would be perfect so that every time we see the lovely Tina she would be having sex and this would be a good role to show her comedic side. I'm working on the script as we speak. Proud member of the church of Tina. [Link]
tina tyler Mercenary Pictures 466 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 10 2000 : 11:21AM ..."It's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass..." Tina [Link]
Voyeur32 Member 913 Posts 11/00	Posted - Dec 10 2000 : 7:10PM LOL. Tina(Sweetie), The best part of your post was knowing how good you do that voice and actually hearing you say it. Sorry I haven't sent those reviews yet but my computer has been down for some time and I lost everything when I got it back so I've been reinstalling all my stuff for the better part of a week. I know, no excuse but they will be forthcoming soon. They are for NWH6 and Uninhibited Girl. Out here in BFE still can't track down Belle Du Jour You know if your website was up and you sold it through there then maybe Take care, you know who. Proud member of the church of Tina. [Link]
PornBoy Deactivated User 642 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 8:53AM How about a spoof of "Meet The Parents" called "Eat The Parents"? Tina would play the mom and Kyle Stone could play the dad. Then a younger porn actress like Anastasia Bluecould play the daughter. She could be wanting to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents and all hell breaks lose. Maybe it could be a bisexual flick. [Link]
Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 9:45AM I'd make 9 1/2 weeks look like a B movie sexfest. The budget for candles alone would break a studio. No damn plot, just erotic images and the best damn soundtrack out there. Luscious lips, curvacious hips. As sex scene on water with plexiglass beneath to make it look like it is happening on top of water. A sex scene in a dark cadlelit room with naked women fading in and out of the candlelight. Sex in the rain. Sex in a misy room, where the mist carresses the naked bodies. And a mild bondage scene. "We all need someone we can cream on, and baby you can cream on me" From Let It Bleed by the Rolling StonesEndorphin's Lair FREE THE WEED [Link]
Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 12:55PM ... and Cartman's mom is a hermaphrodite. That would be a great role Tina! - [ invalid url ] [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 6:59PM Quote Endorphin: "I'd make 9 1/2 weeks look like a B movie sexfest. The budget for candles alone would break a studio. No damn plot, just erotic images and the best damn soundtrack out there. Luscious lips, curvacious hips. As sex scene on water with plexiglass beneath to make it look like it is happening on top of water. A sex scene in a dark cadlelit room with naked women fading in and out of the candlelight. Sex in the rain. Sex in a misy room, where the mist carresses the naked bodies. And a mild bondage scene." "We all need someone we can cream on, and baby you can cream on me" all OVER! Quick, somebody hire this man! He actually knows what is erotic & sexy & hot, and it isn't necessarily a camera held 6 inches from a guy's sweaty balls. Pornboy - that might work provided Tina had the kid when she was 10 or 11! LOL ;) [Link]
tina tyler Mercenary Pictures 466 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 8:45PM Pornboy... love the Eat the Parents idea and am not at all offended by the casting Endorphin... I'm DROOLING Oneloa... have strap on will travel Tina [Link]

Evil_Rip Senior Member Power overwhelming 1117 Posts 12/99	Posted - Dec 11 2000 : 9:59PM Stay tuned for Tina Tyler's Ultimate Wild West Adventure Tina tyler will say such lines as: "You call that a noose? Heaven forbid you have to figure out a Hypotenuse." Just had to get in my math joke for the evening. Evil_RIP [Link]
Oneloa Member 848 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 12 2000 : 2:32PM You are one sick bastard, Evil!!! - [ invalid url ] [Link]
tina tyler Mercenary Pictures 466 Posts 2/00	Posted - Dec 12 2000 : 5:23PM That's why we like him Tina [Link]
Endorphin Luminary 1185 Posts 3/00	Posted - Dec 13 2000 : 2:19PM dumblonde, thanks for the vote. I'm already working it out in my head. I wanna be the JD Sallinger of porn. Make a masterpiece then vanish.(I just hope I remember to take the lense cap off). Cast (so far), including Tina Misty Rain, Krista Maze, Stacy Valentine, Melanie Stone, Tera Patrick and Alexandra Silk. I get Alexandra Silk or no deal. Damn it! As far as guys? TT boy(just because I want him in the same room so I can kick his ass. I saw Sorority Sex Kittens 3 and any bastard that lucky needs a good ass kickin...This message was brought to you by alter ego, Tallyman) Tina, I drool some times when I go to sleep in the car "Nobody knows how to tie the simple knots that I know" From Where There's A Whip, There's A Way by Faster Pussycat Endorphin's Lair FREE THE WEED [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Nov 21 2010 : 5:01PM I see lots of threads about Tina Tyler, but no pics. I haven't recently searched for pics, so I don't remember my favorite pic sites, or if they still exist. [Link]

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