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myk
Member

367 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 1 2004 : 7:07PM
Renee,

Thank you. I've written down that site name and added it to the list of places on the internet that I never, ever need to go. It's a short list, I'm pretty open minded. My list of real-world places I never need to go is longer, I think. Who needs Dayton, anyway?

Also a movie I guess I can safely miss. I'll just buy one of Mason's and put myself into therapy instead.

Myk

dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 1 2004 : 7:21PM
We're on a runaway elevator, and the HIV outbreak was merely a temporary stop between floors.
Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 1 2004 : 9:49PM
Is this a joke , or are you serious ? My advice: don't buy, rent. You'll need those dollars for the therapy.

Ah, dumblonde, yes, the elevator is still lurching downward.

Chico Wang
Member

775 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 2 2004 : 6:45AM
Graham, I think you have two great directors in William H and Tom Zupko.

To everyone else, I'll tell you a little story about how goofy this business is. Three months ago, I was sitting at dinner with a handful of directors from other companies. For about 15 minutes, they were ranting about Johnny Darkko getting a gig with Evil. On and on, they were saying how horrible he was as a cameraman, how he didn't deserve it, how unstrokeable his videos were. Now, frankly, those spouting these invectives are some of the worst cookie cutter, generic directors I know.

So I decide to give someone I know at New Sensations a call and get a handfull of Darkko movies.

Eureka! As far as I'm concerned, he's the best new director I've seen in along time. Perhaps not in a 'heat' or 'chemistry' sense, but he's the most technically proficient videographer I've seen in a while. His ability to manipulate the camcorder with natural light and showcase the beauty of the colors within are nothing short of remarkable. And he can frame a shot perfectly and with purpose.

Certainly better than I could ever do. And most certainly much better than those motherfuckers complaining about him.

The irony is that when I told these same people that I put Darkko in my highest regards, I discovered none of these assholes ever even watched one of his movies. They were making comments sight unseen!

I think you'll find directors straying from formulaic gonzo if you look hard enough. We all have to keep the sex part honest and strokeable but it's the presentation that'll define the director.

Just my humble opinion,

Chico

 
myk
Member

367 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 2 2004 : 11:28PM
I'm not sure if renting really saves that much cash in the long run, althoug I am running out of boxes for DVD's.

Why not bunny pictures on your avatar? Or is the hand trying to make shadows...the ol' bunny hopping along the path...

Myk

Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 4 2004 : 11:10AM
No, the hand isn't trying to make bunny shadows. It's a screenshot from a recent movie, that I thought was rather erotic.

However, several people have now asked for a return of the rabbit photos. I'll have to find something cute to post.

Back to the thread topic - I recently rented a DVD, because I wanted to see Erik Everhard in a couple of scenes. I could describe every scene as follows:

This was not advertised as a DP movie, but fully 80% of the footage in each scene was DP action, and 95% of that footage consisted of closeups of male genitals in female orifices. My mind zoned out after 15 seconds of this . Like a fool (and because I didn't want to waste my rental money), I watched every scene, hoping for some variety, but my hopes came to nought.

I'm sure the participants had a good time (well, at least the guys did). But, could there have been a little variation, a few minutes of one man alone with the woman? How about some long shots every once in a while?

lindi
Senior Member

12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jul 4 2004 : 11:29AM
I haven't watched a whole movie in months -- I keep thinking I will soon, but it hasn't happened. I am fatiqued with the feeling of watching and thinking, "If they did this differently, it could be good." I get that feeling almost as soon as a scene starts, and it lasts right through.
myk
Member

367 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jul 4 2004 : 12:36PM
Do you ever wonder if they use those close-up shots because they're just recycling stock footage using the same yellow couch as a backdrop?

Myk

Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 4 2004 : 9:16PM
No, they're not recycling old footage, because the genital closeups are interupted every so often by a quick dart to the actress' face, so you the viewer can be sure that the orifices being penetrated do indeed belong to the actress at hand. These face shots are literally the only thing allowed to break up the monotony of the genital grind.

In contrast, in the BTS footage on the DVD, they show an actress and two men flirting and teasing each other during a brief break in one scene; there's even some impromtu kissing . Heaven forbid any of this made its way into the main footage.

shelby69
Member

36 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jul 4 2004 : 11:03PM
Well, I took the advice offered here and went to my local adult video store and after an hour I was more depressed than ever. I did rent one and used fast forward thru the whole thing. I tried to get across to the attendant what I was looking for, to no avail. Yes, I am a woman, no I do not want a lame story, badly acted. I want good sex scenes!!!! No anal, no facial cum shots, nothing too rough, lots of licking, 69 would be nice, great, slow, insertions, and please, please,please, nice HARD cocks!!!! Am I doomed to failure in my search??? If there are these out there, could someone please tell the titles/companies/directors??? I have been taking notes on all of the companies mentioned here and will be harrassing my local storekeeper with requests. Thanks for your help here.....
AC Cream
Deactivated User

1066 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 12:11AM
hey shelby69,

Finding all of what your looking for is going to be really difficult. The only person/films that came to my mind that would cover most of your wishes is Peter North and his North Pole series. He doesn't do much story. He is usually pretty loving to the girls. He doesn't do a lot of Anal. He definitely rises to the occasion. The only major conflict with what you are looking for is the facial cumshot thing. Peter is the King of Cumshots. I have seen him do it on the backs of girls who don't take facials, but those are rare. If the cumshots are the least of your problems then I really recommend Peter North's North Pole series. Here are some specific ones to look for....

#16
#17
#19 - it has the Quebec girls we are fond of on these Forums.
#20
#21
#23 - has a group of bigger breasted PornChicks.
#24

I hope you can find these and they are close to what you want.

Good Luck,

AC Cream

Bill All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

5334 Posts
6/00
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 12:32AM
I've finally realized that the rental money is already spent. If I continue watching something that I don't like, the only thing that I am wasting, is my time. Once I get that feeling with a movie, I'll fast forward my way through it. If I hit something interesting, I'll go back and check that scene out.
Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 10:07AM
I could fast forward, but I like listening to Erik Everhard, and I'd miss that if I did the FF button thing.

I do want to say that at least this movie was devoid of 'Painful Anal Scenes', which was a plus.

Shelby, it's going to be hard to find movies that don't have facials in them. The only alternatives are internal cum shots, and those aren't exactly filmed in the most alluring way. With regard to light on anal, with little rough stuff, try Zero Tolerance's Virgin Surgeon (the first one), or RLD's Fuck Doll's 2. I wrote reviews of both here on ADT.

As for finding something that showcases a man's anatomy, I'm beginning to think that the only way to see that is to watch gay porn. I think dumblonde once wrote a review of a gay film she liked, and I think Yogagrrl has written a few as well. I'm well on my way to sampling a gay title, just so I can see the camera linger on a guy's face.

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 11:10AM
I have been puzzling over this for nearly 20 years. It is extremely difficult to showcase and celebrate a man's physicality and sexuality without lapsing into distinctly homoerotic imagery. Perhaps it's because we don't have the long tradition of the "female gaze".

(Like many other difficult to portray sexual ideas) I've had my best success in the reaction shot . A fairly indistinct fellow ends up looking pretty good if he's being gazed at adoringly by his lover, or if she's clearly delighting in his ministration. Seeing her (credible) feelings about him help us understand how we should feel about him.

-T.C.

 
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 11:13AM
And very attractive faces they are too . ive reviewed a few gay porn movies, and ive gotta say, the guys are generally very good looking, with lots of lingering shots on the bodies.

its probably not what msmary or shelby are looking for but i like the fact that they (at least in the ones ive seen) actually seem more romantic, with lots of kissing and no face slapping, spitting or degrading crap. very few facials even.

heres a few gratuitous screenshots, while i still can ;)

idol country
. ive reviewed a few gay porn movies, and ive gotta say, the guys are generally very good looking, with lots of lingering shots on the bodies.

its probably not what msmary or shelby are looking for but i like the fact that they (at least in the ones ive seen) actually seem more romantic, with lots of kissing and no face slapping, spitting or degrading crap. very few facials even.

heres a few gratuitous screenshots, while i still can ;)

idol country
. ive reviewed a few gay porn movies, and ive gotta say, the guys are generally very good looking, with lots of lingering shots on the bodies.

its probably not what msmary or shelby are looking for but i like the fact that they (at least in the ones ive seen) actually seem more romantic, with lots of kissing and no face slapping, spitting or degrading crap. very few facials even.

heres a few gratuitous screenshots, while i still can ;)

idol country
. i've reviewed a few gay porn movies, and i've gotta say, the guys are generally very good looking, with lots of lingering shots on the bodies.

it's probably not what msmary or shelby are looking for but i like the fact that they (at least in the ones i've seen) actually seem more romantic, with lots of kissing and no face slapping, spitting or degrading crap. very few facials even.

here's a few gratuitous screenshots, while i still can ;)

idol country

Thick As Thieves
Screw those jerkoff finishes, these guys have spontaneous 'no hands' ejaculations. Hottest thing I've seen yet.

Jan Dvorak Story


TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 5 2004 : 1:37PM
Straight people have hot, satisfying sex too; just not in Chatsworth

-T.C.

Edited by - TonyC on 7/5/2004 1:37:32 PM

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