SergeantD Member 40 Posts 1/03 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 8:20AM I know porn was never the most clever industry but these series titles seem to be getting just plain stupid. Platinum Pictures is about to release ALTERED ASSHOLES. I could use many more examples but I would be here all day. Is there someone assigned to every studio who is in charge of coming up with these idiotic title names?
[Link] Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 9:39AM
Just spotted "Licking A Farting Ass" from MFX on the Erodvd.nl website...[Link] Hardz Member Hell on Earth 877 Posts 6/01 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 11:36AM
Sometimes it's fun trying to find the funniest porn title when there's nothing better to do.[Link] GonzoAnalFan Member 700 Posts 6/04 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 11:45AM
Ah, my 1st "double post"...oops!Edited by - GonzoAnalFan on 9/8/2004 11:51:09 AM
[Link] Adultdvdlinks Member 54 Posts 1/00 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 11:49AM
Clever yes but not original[Link]
GonzoAnalFan Member 700 Posts 6/04 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 11:50AM
GonzoAnalFan wrote:
SergeantD wrote:
I know porn was never the most clever industry but these series titles seem to be getting just plain stupid. Platinum Pictures is about to release ALTERED ASSHOLES. I could use many more examples but I would be here all day. Is there someone assigned to every studio who is in charge of coming up with these idiotic title names?
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I'd have to disagree...personally, I find most titles from the better gonzo studios to be rather clever especially those from PXP such as the one you mentioned. These studios (the only ones I am a consumer of) include Evil Angel, PXP, Metro's Fusxion/Bad Ass, Sin City's Mayhem, 3rd Degree, Lewood, Jm Productions, DVSX, Elegant Angel.
And, in these times, when porn viewing in America is at its pinnacle...there are in excess of 10k titles released annually....What would you suggest they name all of these titles? And, what are some examples of some titles (that are fairly recent) that you deem appropriate? (just curious)
[Link] eyevu Member Los Angeles 11 Posts 8/04 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 6:18PM
Need to lay off the drugs when naming some of the flicks. What might be a clever name one day is just stupid the next. But really who buys flicks b/c of the name?[Link] Bigmike4you Member 14 Posts 2/04 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 6:49PM
My friends and i always get a good laugh off porn titles, especially when drunk or high."Squeel like a pig"? Haha, i bow to whoever think up these names.
- Porn, My Anti-Drug.
[Link] imak Adult Film Legend 3345 Posts 2/04 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 6:54PM
I want to see "8 is enough" a gangbang movie and "make room for daddy" hahaha feel free to steal these if they are original![Link] -Kelly- Senior Member 2517 Posts 5/03 Posted - Sep 8 2004 : 8:54PM
Yep. Porn titles nowadays are pretty much a joke. Who cares about titles anyway though. Maybe that apathetic attitude is why they keep churning out such ridiculous titles. There are a lot of problems with porn right now. The titles are just another facet of that.
Kelly
[Link] jewel denyle Platinum X Pictures 769 Posts 4/03 Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 1:38AM
Porn titles are silly but at least you know what you're getting in the movie. I'm shooting Cumverted how silly is this?[Link] Bigmike4you Member 14 Posts 2/04 Posted - Sep 9 2004 : 3:43AM
How about these for a few all anal only movie?2 In the Stink, None in the Pink 3 In the Stink, None in the Pink Dap/Tap (double/triple anal pentration) tat Ass!
Or for a cum swallow/barrage gangbang movie:
Fountain of Youth Thirst-quenching Thirstquenchers I like it With Thick Foam I Want to be a Cummeleon
For a gangbang movie:
Playing with the Boys (Use Kenny Loggins Song from Top Gun :D ).
Heh, i need to get some sleep.
-Big Mike
- Porn, My Anti-Drug.
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Edited by - bigmike4you on 9/9/2004 4:09:06 AM
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