Anyway, I’m a toying with the decision to go very large and get a Bam Realistic Cock – 13” long & 3” wide. I’ve come across these reviews and I get so hard just reading them. Some of the reviews make we wonder how much abuse a bum can take and check out the wider 5” toys!! Strewth.

Perhaps a little introduction, I’m a UK hetero bloke in his mid 30’s. You could describe me as a boob man who loves the taste of a woman’s sex (one of my 3 best tastes in the world in my opinion). At the mo, I’m single and I’ve had a fallow year.
As I broke my leg back in January and needed a plaster cast for over 10 months. So I’ve been a bit reclusive and only now am I walking unaided, be it slowly.

But I also love playing with my bum. I enjoy stimulating my prostate, the sensation of having my bum filled and the buzz of stretching my opening with a variety of supermarket vegetable products. Apart from one girlfriend who fingered me once I’ve never had the pleasure of anal sex with a girl.

So this year, with my leg, I thought let’s get some toys and really see whether I was kidding myself. At first I was wary of buying a realistic cock – as it kind of brought questions of my sexuality up. Deep down I know that I’m not 100% hetero. I mean I’ve seen hundreds of erect cocks in porn movies and yes sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to play with one? I play with mine enough, tasted my own spunk etc.

So I did buy some Doc Johnson’s and I’ve had great time bouncing up and down, be it slowly with my dodgy leg on at first a thin one and then progressed onto a Super 9” cock about 2” wide. I soon got over my cock phobia and it actually reinforced my hetero side as I found myself wanting a girl more than ever and that I could perhaps never quite fancy another bloke’s tackle. I saw my plastic cocks as just plastic cocks!

As a fast learner, I’ve moved onto a wider toy but I’ve been looking at these porn super realistic cocks and wondering. So my first question to you wonderful people – has any one, male or female, played with Bam or similar sized toys – like the longer Dick Rambone Cock.
Please give your experiences and top tips on how best to accommodate such a monster?! Or perhaps tell me of the dangers of such play?

I’ve also got my eyes on the Tom Chase balls , I think these were used in Ass Worship 2 on Aurora, they are 2.5” wide and look very big. Has any one had the pleasure?

My second question is about my fetish and a future girl friend. My big fantasy is to have a girl fuck me doggy style, with her boobs & nipples pressing into my back, whilst she wanks me off. Once I’ve spent, she would sit on my face.
How on earth could I explain this to a potential girlfriend? Has any one had any experience on telling their girlfriend or hearing from their boyfriend about their desire for male submissive anal sex??

Okay, it’s going to be a wee while before I will find myself, one to one with a potential sex mate but I do want to be prepared and if possible meet girls with a liking of the naughty side of sex. I wonder what would happen if I changed my “likes” section in one of my on-line dating profiles!

Thanx for your time reading this missive and thanx for the cider company who has helped me relax and type this!!

Hic
Bob

PS in following the tradition of the excellent “Coupling” TV series & it’s “Porn Buddy”, does anyone in the UK want to be my “Sex Toy buddy” – so that after my death you can quietly whisk my Bam cock away before a poor relative of mine comes face to face with a 13” cock?!

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