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monkey power
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Tim?
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1/03
Posted - Jul 30 2004 : 5:42PM
When there's time to waste and I'm not near a VCR, I'll sometimes make lists. It beats knitting. Today's Top 100 List is grouped by tens, like the rosary, and it's kind of a sampler platter of porn.

Natural:
Tiana Lynn, Shawnie, Ariah, Rachel Love, Anastasia Christ,
Avy Scott, Taylor St. Claire, Christy Canyon, Misty Mendez, Rita Faltoyano.

Spinners:
Ann Marie, Dani Woodward, Cortknee, Temptress, Ava Vincent,
Cindy Crawford, Jeanie Rivers, Aurora Snow, Charmane Star, Jenna Haze.

Euro I:
Silvia Saint, Monica Sweetheart, Anna Nova, Katja Jean, Dora Venter,
Bobbi Eden, Jody Moore, Miridian, Suzie Sweet, Olivia del Rio.

Euro II:
Nici Sterling, Barbara Doll, Sandra Russo, Veronika Raquel, Jennifer Dark,
Taylor Wayne, Monique Covet, Caroline Cage, N'j Debahia, Nikita Denise.

Lusty Titters:
Donita Dunes, Chantz Fortune, Lita Chase, Nicole Sheridan, Kiki Da'ire,
Renee LaRue, Kim Chambers, Gina Lynn, Teri Weigel, Stevie.

Lipstick Titters:
Celeste, Stormy Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Rocki Roads, Chasey Lain,
Kianna Dior, Kira Kenner, Shelby Stevens, Sunrise Adams, Ashton Moore.

Attack:
Briana Banks, Shyla Stylez, Amber Michaels, Jewel De'Nyle, Friday,
Janine, Staci Valentine, Rebecca Wilde, J.R. Carrington, Jesse James.

Legendary:
Tori Wells, Tiffany Mynx, Serenity, Jenna Jameson, Samantha Strong,
Ashlyn Gere, Angela Summers, Nikki Dial, Racquel Darian, P.J. Sparx.

Surplus Babes:
Lexus, Alexa Rae, Devon, Taylor Hayes, Tia Bella,
Savanna Samson, Tera Patrick, Charlie, Raylene, Lisa Ann.

Miscellaneous:
Sadie Sexton, Kristi Myst, Haley Jane, Star E. Knight, Nikki Lynn,
Kelly Jaye, Jasmine St. Claire, Kaylan Nicole, Sky Lopez, Alexis Amore.

Edited by - Monkey Power on Jul 30 2004

Kperv
The Cuddler

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(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 30 2004 : 5:57PM
There are a couple of posters around here who might disagree.

What's a "Lusty Titter"? Sound cute.
"Surplus Babes" doesn't sound very flattering though.

monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jul 30 2004 : 6:26PM
No disrespect was intended to fans of needlepoint, or afgans, or knitting and sewing. In fact, that's a good idea if you want to rid yourself of a porn addiction--just knit while the porn is playing! After a couple of painful episodes with getting distracted and misplacing needles and such, you'd be well on your way to having greater concentration and self-discipline.

I guess a Lusty Titter would slam down onto you 10% harder than a Lipstick Titter, whose face might be 10% hotter than a Lusty Titter's. It's very complicated. Some people say "Hey, you don't F the face!" But that always made me say "Well, yeah, you should at least try to!" And so the two categories were born. The Surplus Babe thing sounded funny at the time.

Edited by - Monkey Power on 7/30/2004 6:39:06 PM

Walter Burns
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Posted - Jul 30 2004 : 8:06PM
What is the difference between Euro I and Euro II?
Katja Jean? Miridian?

Jody Moore is Australian.
Olivia Del Rio is Brazilian.


(Meaning nothing in this thred is meant to be taken serious. Except the quote of course.)




KimiLixx said:
"The big question is, why are we so against death? We're all gonna die sooner or later."

monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 3:31PM
Australian = Euro because Ausies have funky accents just like the Btitish only different but not much different. Olivia is a "Euro" here because she's foreign and had trouble communicating with people during scenes sometimes. I award porn citizenship to Canadians and Mexicans, but most others are classed as Euros. Did you ever see Katja's Sports Spectacular for Wicked? It made an impression on me. And Miridian because of her striking facial beauty.
 
Kperv
The Cuddler

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(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 4:46PM
One could argue that the British (or at least the English) speak correct English, whereas it's the yanks that have a funky accent.

But I do like the British (all of them) and Australian accents. The women sound sexy.

That's a pretty broad definition of Euro.
Lee O
Forearm Trainer

mmmmmmm........ after-birth
1193 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 5:12PM
OK , I'm gonna go tell Joey Star and Licker and Scipio on you ! They'll no doubt hold your head over a 'barbie' while educating you on the finer points of cultural stereotyping !

And Kperv's dead on , it's you Yanks who talk funny . Us Englishmen don't have even a hint of an accent !

Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 5:24PM
No, it doesn't. In my estimation, knitting is a far better use of one's time, than making up top 100 lists of porn actresses . Even for me, a knitter, there's no point in making a top 100 for porn actors - there aren't 100 of them to go around. It would be more like the top 11, out of a possible 23.

I should notify the TKGA about the above knitting comment.

Brazil is now part of Europe?

TonyC
Comstock Films

2523 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 5:26PM
Tectonic plate action.

-T.C.

Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
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Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 8:51PM
Ik ben gestopt met de Male Performer of the Week 74. En ik was bij lange na niet aan het eind van mijn Latijn.




Gapelover said:
"I don't want ,that the custom officers watch the porn movies ,paid by me .They can buy there own porn."
Renee
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765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jul 31 2004 : 10:18PM
I think it's funny how today Walter is posting in Flemish, instead of English. What a riot, all because of some black labels on DVSX DVD's.

How do you say 'knitting' in Flemish?

Walter Burns
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IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
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Posted - Aug 1 2004 : 3:26PM
No, that was not the reason. Just the cause.
The reason still exists, with or without stickers on DVSX DVDs and with or without A.C. Cream.
But that is all off topic here.
'Breien'. I would like to hear you pronounce that. Could sound sexy.




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"Don't forget The Amazing Ty, who by now can probably brush her teeth from the inside of her mouth."
Renee
Member

765 Posts
8/03
Posted - Aug 1 2004 : 5:04PM
Just for everyone's info, there are/were several important people here at ADT who knit. lindi the moderator knits, and the until-recently moderator Yogagrrl knits, and most importantly, Steph the co-owner of ADT has espressed an interest in learning to knit. I think Kimilixx does crochet, IIRC.

So, to others like monkey power, who are inclined to 'diss' a certain type of needlework, please think twice before you press on 'post new reply'.

Walter, how is 'breien' pronounced? It doesn't sound at all similar to the words for knitting in German or Norwegian (stricken). You are indeed correct, the black DVSX labels were a cause, not a reason.

monkey power
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Tim?
868 Posts
1/03
Posted - Aug 2 2004 : 3:22AM
My great aunt had more than 15 books on afgans in her room. She loved afghans. And reading about them. See, I'm not the devil. Every family has a knitter. Granted, it's a more productive hobby than making lists of pornstars. (Unless I can somehow publish the lists.) She also had more than 20 pairs of scissors, 15 tape dispensers, and like 3000 stickers with her address on them. No porn though. Which reminds me to bequeath my porn to one of the Arizona cousins.

And as a parting thought,
Leanna Foxxx.

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