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s0183616
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Columbus, OH 43232
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Posted - Feb 1 2000 : 4:51PM
Here is a list of things I would like to see in the world of porn. Feel free to share similar lists or to suggest movies that fulfill items on this list well.
10) Less close-up, more full camera angles. While close-up shots have their place, I'm pretty sick of them. I really enjoy the angles where you can see the whole person(s) better. You can get close-up anywhere, anyway.
9) Somehow come up with a guaranteed good, genuine amateur movie. The girls should not be found in any other movies (meaning they should really be amateurs) and the filmmaking should be amateurish, but it should still end up good. It should be real-lifish also, instead of a fiction plot driven or this-is-my-fantasy type movie. "Here's two people. Here two people having sex."
8) More genuine looking lesbian kissing. I'm not talking about the girls sticking their tounges out and rubbing them together. I'm talking about open-mouthed deep kissing where you actually don't see much of what's going on.
7) Don't skip insertion. Even if it takes a minute or two to get going, show it.
6) A few documetaries. Serious ones, based upon a specific female actor. I'd like to hear the actors talk about the business HONESTLY. Probably use a "day in the life" type theme. While it would be good to include some sexual content, that should NOT be the focus of the movie.
5) More latex and other exotic type outfits. Also, I would like the outfits to stay on quite a bit longer. They probably should eventually come all the way off, but leave them on for a little while.
4) A GOOD virtual sex movie. These things sell like hotcakes, so the main actress should do a large amount of work (and get paid well for it). No silly animated cum-shots; you don't see the guy anyway, so use a few. Include lesbian (yes, this does confuse the idea of virtual sex a little) and multiple partner sex as a choice. Dream up quite a few different positions. Use at least three real-time angles. Definately include about an hour of striptease/single action footage with multiple outfits. As supplementary material, it would be good to have a nice, long interview with the main actress. Spend a few days shooting.
3) A good set of bloopers. I don't like the b-sides of some of the Vivid selections. Not enough bloopers/minute.
2) A behind the scenes type movie. Don't worry about production values. Instead, show what it's like on the set. Nothing cut out. Every sex scene goes from start to finish. Have three or four cameras and use the angle feature to show what each is filming in real-time. No music. You should be able to hear the actors and crew. It can either be based upon a produced movie or a new filming session. When doing this, use the full DVD. With the multiple angles and each scene being long (as I understand scene shoots are), you'll need it.
1) More lesbian grinding, or as Saki so helpfully informed me, tribadism (thanks, BTW). Am I a weirdo for liking this so much?
Later.
Saki
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2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 1 2000 : 7:32PM
Great suggestions s0183616! I think there are a lot of people who would agree with most of your suggestions.
Some comments on a few of your ideas:
9) Somehow come up with a guaranteed good, genuine amateur movie. -- Aside from 100% amateur homemade stuff, I've actually seen a few movies that are professionally shot but the performers seem to be the real deal. Two that come to mind are Lone Star Virgins 3 and All Those Naughty Neighbors Vol. 1 (not on DVD). The first has a cute Texas blonde named Heavenly with her boyfriend--very authentic. The second has an innocent and embarassed 18-year old named Brittany. A picture's worth a thousand words: you be the judge--she's the [url=467706]girl on the cover</A. I don't think either of them did anything beyond one day of shooting.
5) More latex and other exotic type outfits. -- Most of the latest titles in Private's "Pirate Video Deluxe" line are heavily latex oriented, as are many of Michael Ninn's movies (esp. Latex and Shock.
3) A good set of bloopers. and 2) A behind the scenes type movie. -- You should check out Nu Tech's Sex, Lies and the President. It's got about five minutes worth of bloopers that play during the closing credits, as well as 32-minutes of behind-the-sceens stuff, split over two scenes. They had another camera that recorded the set. You get to see stuff like the actors stopping & changing positions, bitching at the cameramen, talking to each other, etc.
Saki
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chodaboy
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Bloomington IN USA
20 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 1 2000 : 7:58PM
you people are too picky!!!!!!
Whatever happened to 2 people having sex on camera and just watching that?
....... I have an idea!!!
I want to see a 400 lb. woman make love to a 75 lb. man while riding an elephant. I want there to be blooper reels of the elephant grimacing in pain while the fat woman is on top. I want there to be multiple angles of the giggling of the girl's fat folds while he pounds her doggy style. I want a B-side of the biography of the elephant and all the adult films he has starred. I want the elephant to not have breast implants either.... TOO MANY PORNSTAR ELEPHANTS ARE GETTING BREAST IMPLANTS THESE DAYS, DON'T YOU THINK SO? I want there to be a 22 oz. cum shot going all over the fat girl so she looks like a glazed jabba the hut. I want the guy to not make the "I'm cumming" face because I don't want him to look like he's having a good time. I want the elephant to act like he is having a good time. I want the sun to set exactly when the couple climax while bieing on top of an egyptian pyramid......
......is that too much to ask?
he hee heee.....
p.s. if you get upset by this, you take yourself too seriously.
Saki
At-Large

2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 1 2000 : 8:10PM
chodaboy: I think I can made a few recommendations based on your particular perversions...
Seriously!

Saki
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chodaboy
Member

Bloomington IN USA
20 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 2 2000 : 8:11AM
did I also mention that i want 2 audio commentaries? 1 by the elephant and one by the Croc hunter on what the chances are they will be bitten in the act by a poisonous snake!
chodaboy
 
DGF
Member

122 Posts
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Posted - Feb 2 2000 : 11:51AM
I particualrly agree with 10 and 8. I don't why in the lesbian kissing they always have that silly tongue flicking and not real kisses.
mike
Member

7 Posts
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Posted - Feb 2 2000 : 1:16PM
these are great suggestions
- less close ups
- keep the dam clothes on a little longer - build up the suspense, you know - none of this wham bang thank madam crap.
- definitely agree with the lesbian kissing
everything - except the the elephants got to go though
JoeBobBriggs
Member

Somewhere between here and there...
89 Posts
11/99
Posted - Feb 13 2000 : 10:16AM
Good list!! My thoughts....
7) I find "insertion" to be one of the hottest moments on screen (and off ).
2) I would love to see a behind-the-scenes as well. Can anyone list additional DVDs that have more of this?
torris
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Deep within Mila's anus
1827 Posts
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Posted - Feb 13 2000 : 11:02AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by s0183616:
Here is a list of things I would like to see in the world of porn. Feel free to share similar lists or to suggest movies that fulfill items on this list well.
10) Less close-up, more full camera angles. While close-up shots have their place, I'm pretty sick of them. I really enjoy the angles where you can see the whole person(s) better. You can get close-up anywhere, anyway.
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How about actually seeing the girl disrobe. Or having her kind of linger in her bra and panties instead of cutting to the action as it would be in a hooker john relationship
8) More genuine looking lesbian kissing. I'm not talking about the girls sticking their tounges out and rubbing them together. I'm talking about open-mouthed deep kissing where you actually don't see much of what's going on.
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Open mouth French kissing as it's done in real life. NOt this lizard tongue flicking bullshit. Which allows for better view (of what? two tongues) but isn't natural. I can infer that they are frenching each other with abandon even if I can't see their tongues with their mouths planted on each other
7) Don't skip insertion. Even if it takes a minute or two to get going, show it.
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Especially in anal scenes. hate when they cut to a parolee just thrusting away in her bung
3) A good set of bloopers. I don't like the b-sides of some of the Vivid selections. Not enough bloopers/minute.
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Most bloopers are just farts and stuff. Hate that
1) More lesbian grinding, or as Saki so helpfully informed me, tribadism (thanks, BTW). Am I a weirdo for liking this so much?
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Less tupperware toys and replace that with fisting (you want to talk about real lesbian play? There you have it!) and clit exposure. Pulling the hood back and exposing an engorged clit is what I always hope to see and rarely do
DGF
Member

122 Posts
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Posted - Feb 13 2000 : 6:56PM
"Open mouth French kissing as it's done in real life. NOt this lizard tongue flicking bullshit."
You put it best, Torris, lizard tongue flicking.



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