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Naiad
Member

13 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 6 2005 : 4:36AM
Saw this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny;

don't even have to lift a finger

licker
Senior Member

Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic
1141 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jan 6 2005 : 4:44AM
Cute, but I can't believe it works.
agentspits
Member

49 Posts
4/04
Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 2:15AM
lol rediculous whoeever buys that really has to be one lazyyyyyy person

www.agentspits.com

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 4:07AM
Unless it has the G.I. Joe 'Kung-Fu Action Grip" it doesn't interest me.
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 4:20AM
Had a crush on G.I. Joe, did you? Me, too! Still love those military boys. They take orders SO well....

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

 
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 6:14AM
Too bad Christmas is over.
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 9 2005 : 6:31PM
"A great masturbation toy for all those poor men who lost their hands in war or accident! Just push the start button with your fing.. D'OH!"
Louisa
Member

Bisexual, Ass Creampie Nymphomaniac, UK
130 Posts
11/04
Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 3:43PM
Warning!

There is a recall of these worldwide - apparently it will rip your dick off.

Love Louisa

squirtfan1
Member

Flower
435 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 4:28PM
Now the phrase "Can you lend me a hand?" has a whole new meaning.
nietzsche
Deactivated User

5470 Posts
8/03
Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 4:30PM
I would never buy one of those things. Beating off is the only exercise I get.
squirtfan1
Member

Flower
435 Posts
8/04
Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 5:27PM
I guess the product is a real rip off.
cochise
Member

You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?
238 Posts
12/03
Posted - Jan 21 2005 : 1:31AM
I suppose if you're regular stroke hand is busted and doing it with the "wrong" hand feels like you're in Germany, maybe this is a rental at best. I'd certainly paint the fingernails for that feminine effect.



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