Naiad Member 13 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jan 6 2005 : 4:36AM Saw this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny;
don't even have to lift a finger
[Link] licker Senior Member Heretic, Iconoclast, Skeptic 1141 Posts 8/03 Posted - Jan 6 2005 : 4:44AM
Cute, but I can't believe it works.[Link] agentspits Member 49 Posts 4/04 Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 2:15AM
lol rediculous whoeever buys that really has to be one lazyyyyyy person www.agentspits.com
[Link] croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 4:07AM
Unless it has the G.I. Joe 'Kung-Fu Action Grip" it doesn't interest me.[Link] GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00 Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 4:20AM
croy wrote:
Unless it has the G.I. Joe 'Kung-Fu Action Grip" it doesn't interest me.
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Had a crush on G.I. Joe, did you? Me, too! Still love those military boys. They take orders SO well.... ~ GaySatyr (ABB )
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nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 Posted - Jan 7 2005 : 6:14AM
Too bad Christmas is over.[Link] VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04 Posted - Jan 9 2005 : 6:31PM
"A great masturbation toy for all those poor men who lost their hands in war or accident! Just push the start button with your fing.. D'OH!"[Link] Louisa Member Bisexual, Ass Creampie Nymphomaniac, UK 130 Posts 11/04 Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 3:43PM
Warning!There is a recall of these worldwide - apparently it will rip your dick off.
Love Louisa
[Link] squirtfan1 Member Flower 435 Posts 8/04 Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 4:28PM
Now the phrase "Can you lend me a hand?" has a whole new meaning.[Link] nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03 Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 4:30PM
I would never buy one of those things. Beating off is the only exercise I get.[Link] squirtfan1 Member Flower 435 Posts 8/04 Posted - Jan 19 2005 : 5:27PM
Louisa wrote:
Warning!
There is a recall of these worldwide - apparently it will rip your dick off.
Love Louisa
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I guess the product is a real rip off.[Link] cochise Member You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie? 238 Posts 12/03 Posted - Jan 21 2005 : 1:31AM
I suppose if you're regular stroke hand is busted and doing it with the "wrong" hand feels like you're in Germany, maybe this is a rental at best. I'd certainly paint the fingernails for that feminine effect.[Link]