seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 5:40PM For the guys: Have you ever jerked off into a girl's drink or food to get her to eat your cum? If so, did you get caught?
For the girls: Have you ever suspected that a guy's cum was in your food or drink? What happened?
[Link] BYOB_Kenobi Senior Member “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” - Kierkegaard 2684 Posts 8/09 Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 8:25PM
Can't say that I have. Last time knowingly exposing any bodily fluid into any digestive product was illegal, nevermind highly unethical, potentially dangerous, uncool, etc. etc. Why don't you just ask her?[Link] JahGentle Member 64 Posts 9/09 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 12:46AM
no but its one of the reasons I dont eat in restaurants[Link] ma meeshka Iconoclastic Member 3939 Posts 4/06 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 12:57AM
This thread is fucking stupid.[Link] BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 12:59AM
This forum needs one of those emoticons where you can shoot yourself in the head. [Link]
michelle85 New Member always looking for new girls that would like to work in italy 5 Posts 1/10 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 3:57AM
There is no need to trick me :) I do it ..:)[Link] seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 2:51PM
Naw, it's a victimless crime. Like punching somebody in the dark...[Link] NewRomancer Deactivated User under THEIR avatar 738 Posts 7/08 Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 3:19AM
If you have to trick her, you're a sad, pathetic moop... michelle85, let's talk! (Or not ,-)[Link] LeeRoy New Member 5 Posts 1/10 Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 5:29AM
I don't need to trick my gf cause she easily swallows my cum after sucking YES, she really likes it and NO i never asked her about that ---------------streaming porn kills true feelings Edited by - LeeRoy on 2/1/2010 4:16:18 AM[Link] jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07 Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 11:38PM
I swear another poster posed this same question about a year and a half ago and there was lots of talk about how he could get in big trouble with authorities. I have no idea, but this is creepy.[Link] seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 1:41AM
I love how several folks immediately assume this question is based on a "need", or assume it is due to a partner refusing. If you're clueless on a topic, listening or ignoring might be the wiser choice.[Link] posthum Member 349 Posts 12/09 Posted - Feb 1 2010 : 5:20AM
Spreading links to tube sites is not so popular here, just saying.[Link] Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 Posted - Feb 2 2010 : 2:50AM
That's a low and deceitful act, [Link] lovegeneration Deactivated User 18 Posts 1/10 Posted - Feb 2 2010 : 9:09AM
Funny![Link] Bobcat Senior Member 1490 Posts 2/08 Posted - Feb 9 2010 : 11:27AM
seedfeeder wrote:
For the guys: Have you ever jerked off into a girl's drink or food to get her to eat your cum? If so, did you get caught?
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Is this something that you've actually done? If so, can you elborate, as to how and why?[Link]
sickguy Deactivated User I'm unofficially Beauty Dior's #1 Fan 736 Posts 9/06 Posted - Feb 12 2010 : 10:37AM
seedfeeder wrote:
Have you ever jerked off into a girl's drink or food to get her to eat your cum?
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No because I'm not a jerk.[Link] Dr_Fell Member 545 Posts 6/08 Posted - Mar 6 2010 : 11:55PM
ma meeshka wrote:
This thread is fucking stupid.
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Consider the source.[Link] seedfeeder Member My balls are full, who's hungry? 716 Posts 4/09 Posted - Mar 7 2010 : 1:04PM
Dr_Fell wrote:
ma meeshka wrote:
This thread is fucking stupid.
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Consider the source.
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Suggesting that likes/dislikes or potential fetishes have a correlation with Intelligence Quotient only speaks of your stupidity "dr".[Link] UrbanDervesh Member Sextatic 93 Posts 11/11 Posted - Jul 24 2012 : 9:19PM
I come in my hot female coworkers' shoes, water bottles, jacket pockets etc. all the time.[Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 24 2012 : 9:39PM
^ I hope you get caught and end up on the registered sex offenders list.[Link] SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jul 24 2012 : 11:51PM
SexShopGrl wrote:
^ I hope you get caught and end up on the registered sex offenders list.
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Yeah, really. This guy gets more unsavory with every post he makes... That's like something a 14 year old kid would do to be an obnoxious shit. Gross. BTW, SSG, gorgeous pic![Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 1:22AM
^ Thank you![Link] UrbanDervesh Member Sextatic 93 Posts 11/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 6:30AM
^ Was just responding in a cynical and sarcastic way to what is obviously a ridiculous topic by the OP. Anyhow, FWIW, SSG, I love your posts and enjoy what you have to say quite a bit. As for SS, what can I say, 1,000,000 moral police died for SS to be born![Link] Macster Member 42 Posts 10/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 6:32AM
UrbanDervesh wrote:
I come in my hot female coworkers' shoes, water bottles, jacket pockets etc. all the time.
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Interesting - a local 'well respected' Consultant Surgeon who lived in my village got caught recently doing exactly this into a female nurse's coat pocket. Laughing stock of the village now, not to mention work, where he has to have a 3rd party present with every consultation now, - done his career a world of good - NOT. Quite surprised if he's not on the Offenders List too.........it really wasnt very clever at all.[Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 8:49AM
UrbanDervesh wrote:
^ Was just responding in a cynical and sarcastic way to what is obviously a ridiculous topic by the OP.
Anyhow, FWIW, SSG, I love your posts and enjoy what you have to say quite a bit. As for SS, what can I say, 1,000,000 moral police died for SS to be born!
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So in other words, you necro'ed a rediculous two year old thread just to be a twat. Well done, it worked. BTW, being shitty to a well respected member like SunShowers isn't doing you any favors.[Link]
SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 10:37AM
[/quote] So in other words, you necro'ed a rediculous two year old thread just to be a twat. Well done, it worked. BTW, being shitty to a well respected member like SunShowers isn't doing you any favors. [/quote] Thank you, SSG. Me love you long time![Link] Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 10:44AM
@ UrbanDeveresh Please read the private message I have sent you regarding posts.[Link] lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 11:28AM
I'm sure UrbanDervesh doesn't mind if some guys slip him some cum in his food.[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 11:56AM
SunShowers wrote:
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So in other words, you necro'ed a rediculous two year old thread just to be a twat. Well done, it worked. BTW, being shitty to a well respected member like SunShowers isn't doing you any favors.Click to expand
Thank you, SSG. Me love you long time!Click to expand
What can I get for $10....[Link] SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 12:33PM
thedude008 wrote:
SunShowers wrote:
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So in other words, you necro'ed a rediculous two year old thread just to be a twat.
Well done, it worked.
BTW, being shitty to a well respected member like SunShowers isn't doing you any favors.
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Thank you, SSG. Me love you long time!Click to expand
What can I get for $10....Click to expand
You get sucky sucky! And Dan Dan Noodle![Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 1:53PM
Well I have $20. That's $10 for you and $10 for SSG! Let's do it![Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 2:14PM
Do we hve to pretend that we're Asian? I do a pretty good Asian porn star impression.[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 3:01PM
I'm down with that![Link] loveporn Member 186 Posts 5/07 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 4:06PM
Hell i'll throw in another $20 to join in.[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 4:26PM
You can watch. I can handle these two on my own![Link]
SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 4:54PM
^Hehehe....that's what they all say.[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 4:59PM
I wish I could show you. You'd never leave me alone after that [Link] UrbanDervesh Member Sextatic 93 Posts 11/11 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 6:28PM
Jonny Jay wrote:
@ UrbanDeveresh Please read the private message I have sent you regarding posts.
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Thanks.[Link] Jonny Jay Outlier Moderator 5990 Posts 8/09 Posted - Jul 25 2012 : 6:40PM
^You're welcome![Link] SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08 Posted - Jul 26 2012 : 12:14AM
I have an ADT crush on BOTH SSG and His Dudeness. I'd have a tea party with them any day... But I concur, I don't think Duder could handle it.[Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 26 2012 : 1:21AM loveporn Member 186 Posts 5/07 Posted - Jul 26 2012 : 10:52AM
I love girl on girl.[Link] jacklynee Member 100 Posts 7/12 Posted - Jul 26 2012 : 3:36PM
Sound like sick person to me[Link] Tmkowal Senior Member I am no one. 9006 Posts 4/04 Posted - Jul 27 2012 : 5:45AM
No[Link] BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 Posted - Jul 28 2012 : 8:50AM
SunShowers wrote:
I have an ADT crush on BOTH SSG and His Dudeness. I'd have a tea party with them any day...
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But the Dude would probably jerk off in your tea when you weren't looking. [Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 28 2012 : 9:44AM
I never mess with someone's food/drink, ever. I would however, jerk off on her face while she sleeps, if she didn't want to fuck me that night ....hater, BlackSix [Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Jul 28 2012 : 1:11PM
^ Not if I lock your dude in a cock cage first. Us girls gotta stick together,[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Jul 28 2012 : 1:50PM
Damn girl, another attack on His Dudeness. We should just have sex to get this sexual tension out from in between us. Me you and SunShowers.[Link] SunShowers Member 333 Posts 4/08 Posted - Aug 1 2012 : 4:13PM
SexShopGrl wrote:
^ Not if I lock your dude in a cock cage first. Us girls gotta stick together,
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Let's just throw his ass into one big cage while we play The Eagles and drink white russians in front of him.[Link] SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 Posted - Aug 1 2012 : 6:32PM
^ I can make arrangements for that. But only if I can paint his toenails first. Edited by - sexshopgrl on 8/1/2012 6:33:38 PM[Link] His Dudeness All Business Shut the fuck up, Donny!! 2793 Posts 4/10 Posted - Aug 2 2012 : 12:17AM
SexShopGrl wrote:
^ I can make arrangements for that.
But only if I can paint his toenails first.
Edited by - sexshopgrl on 8/1/2012 6:33:38 PM
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I'll let you two paint my nails if you both suck my cock at the same time. Whata you say girls? You only live once![Link]