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| Legacy3 Member 73 Posts 11/04 |  Posted - Dec 31 2004 : 11:22AMHave any of you tried the Pirate Technique yet? It's where the guy is getting a BJ and cums in the woman's eye, then kicks her in the shin real hard. She then hops around on one leg with an eye closed screaming "ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!" ;) [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Dec 31 2004 : 2:21PM [Link] |
| alisonb Girls' Night In Adult DVD Empire 40 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Dec 31 2004 : 3:13PM Q. Have you heard about "the Pirate"? This is when you're getting a blowjob from a girl and as you come you ejaculate in her eye. Then you kick her in the shin. The result is the woman squinting an eye and hopping up and down on one foot, holding her leg and screaming, "Arrrgh!" How many people are into this? —JACK OFF WANGS A. The Pirate. A Hot Karl. Donkey Punching. The Dirty Sanchez. Icy Mikes . . . Not a day goes by that I don't get at least one question about a sex act that exists only in the imaginations of adolescent boys. I assure you, JOW, that no one has ever attempted "the Pirate," just as no one has ever performed a Hot Karl, delivered a Donkey Punch, or inserted an Icy Mike. They're all fiction. To demonstrate how easily a disgusting, fictitious sex act can be invented and disseminated, I've made one up myself: "the Louisville Plugger." It's too disgusting to describe even here. If anyone out there would like to know what the Louisville Plugger involves, send an e-mail to plugger@savagelove.net. I will e-mail you a description—hell, I'll send you a diagram. Then we can all sit back and see how long it takes for the Louisville Plugger to start coming up in conversations in gay bars, frat houses, and letters to sex advice columnists. [Link] |
| Van Pollack Photographer 21 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Dec 31 2004 : 3:31PM Edited by - Van Pollack on 12/31/2004 3:33:28 PM [Link] |
| dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00 | Posted - Dec 31 2004 : 3:48PM I'm out of here. Have a safe insane New Years. [Link] |
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