I've been a long, long lurker and I never wanted to post until I thought I had something important that I could share with all of you.
I do now. I will share it.
I'm of the opinion that instead of studios and producers fighting the government they should instead try to do something that would perhaps help appease the situation while still producing hard blue movies.
Producers and studios should begin including public service announcements during love scenes or at least featuring love scenes with a subtle psa message.
For example, a couple are going out on what would seem to be their date and they are hiking. The in-shape male notices how his date has not only kept pace but has in fact often out paced him. After a montauge of climbing and walking and finger pointing at lots of nature things they come to a rest. We see the man peeing on several small rocks and general roughage when he finally looks over at his date and asks her how she keeps up. "It's the granola," she say. "I eat it every day and it keeps me strong and stable. It's all part of a well balanced diet."
He's amazed and wanting to know more (see how we now encourage the viewer to explore granola as a source of good eating? That's good.)"I hear it's real good for you. Maybe I'll try it someday." She stands up and walks over to him very closely. "It's also good for your colon, let me show you." She then pulls down her hiking britches and bends over so he can examine her insides. We can now insert lots of heavy love making.
Let me give you another example:
A group of people are sitting around a very well furnished home and everything is quite modern and clean. The men are extremely respectable wearing turtleneck sweaters. The females all have proper dresses on and they are gathered near the fireplace talking the way women do about clothes, community and the arts while perhaps sharing a recipe or two.
We find the men seated on the sofa eating lots of yummy fondue and talking the way men do about finances, sports, hunting and racial matters.
One of the scenes central characters brings up the subject of home businesses and how his wife now hosts parties for females where she sells clothes, marital aids and other assorted items of that sort. He goes on to explain that she's earned enough money to buy him a new SUV/Hunting Truck all in less than two years. The men are obviously interested as they too would like their women to provide them with more trappings.
The man decides to gather all the couples around so his wife could explain the business to all of them. In a matter of moments she has a full presentation underway (she keeps marketing materials in her station wagon at all times) and these people are all impressed.
In this instance we've really encouraged entrepreneurship and this is what America is all about. The psa is stronger than ever when we have a group of people discussing things like low cost marketing, importing marital aids, p&l, margins and more. After the presentation and maybe some of the women signing-up and starting their own parties we see how some of the couples get frisky at all of the hot talk. You know what steaminess comes next.
As you can see, the psa offers a lot of outs for us hard cinema fans and this is the right approach to take. Other subjects that could be covered:
-illiteracy in teen themed titles
-breast cancer awareness in big tit titles
-mouthwash as it relates to ATM titles
-skin care as it relates to facials and most any film using external 'pop shots'
Thanks and I hope people begin using these ideas soon. I'm not looking to be compensated for my good ideas, so don't worry.
Thank You
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