Edited by - Alizee on 7/27/2022 7:48:58 PM

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The CCU (Cold Case Unit), not to be confused with the other CCU (Corrupt Cops Unit), scours through the overwhelming numbers of unsolved cases of homicides and violent crimes, and decides to go all out to solve what was believed to be an unsolvable case... The Peeping Tom Case of 2005. With no reports of peeping toms since, the unit believes the only way to catch him is to flesh him out, but how? They decide to get the help of the SGU by assigning two of their sexiest and attractive detectives and have them strip in front of a window of an office building.

People start to notice, both from the building across the street as well as the street below, causing them to believe the peeping tom problem was bigger than they had anticipated. They call upon all the other units, including the PUU ("God, no! Not the Stinky Cops Unit!") to start making arrests. Believing that "we have only scratched the surface", they have the two SGU detectives go all out, meaning having full blown, hot, passionate sex in front of the window. It works, causing nearly the whole city to watch, resulting in the largest crime scene in the history of crime scenes. They end up just building a fence around the whole city and calling it a prison.

Edited by - gffphann on 5/14/2024 11:18:19 PM

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(The Grinch tries to keep all the Screws of Screwville from cuming. He's tired from all the moans and the groans keeping him up. He tried to stop them the previous Christmas by stealing all of their sex toys, but it didn't work.) "They came without butt plugs and vibrators and dildos and beads. They came without cajugers and gerchinkles and goobles and sneeds." He hadn't stopped the Screws from cuming. They came. Somehow or another they came just the same.

"If I can't stop the Screws from cuming by stealing their toys..." the Grinch told Max, his pup. "Then I'll just have to go down there and blow the whole fuckin' place up."

The Grinch waited till dark and entered the town, with evil thoughts of burning the whole place down. One by one, he planted explosives wherever he could, menacingly slithering in places, even where Christmas trees stood. And when he finished, he said with glee, "This last explosive, it goes in the tree."

Just as the Grinch was about to leave, he felt a little tug on his left hand sleave. He turned and was shocked to see a young screw there. A short little nighty, the rest of her bare. The Grinch just froze, what else could he do? It was little Cindy Lou Screw, who was no more than twenty-two.

"Santy," she whispered. "I'm glad that you're here. Would you do me a favor and bring me some cheer?" The Grinch thought about running but then thought of a trick. "I'll just make up a lie and make one up quick." Before he could answer, Cincy Lou spoke. "There's something wrong with my nighty. I think that it's broke."

"What seems to be the problem?" The Grinch asked with his Grinch voice.

"I wish there was a button. I wish for a choice."

"A button?" The Grinch asked. "A button for what?"

"Because it wouldn't do this, if there was a button on top." (We see her from behind with the Grinch in the background facing her. She raises her arms, then brings them down to her side which causes her nighty to fall off. We see the Grinch's eyes go downward before his jaw drops open.)

And then what happened in Screwville they say, the Grinch's small cock grew three sizes that day.

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