Not having a life and having nothing better to do last night, I downloaded into a table ALL the currently available DVD titles accessible through this site. Quite a selection!
There are 755 titles of which 117 have been given a review to a greater or lesser degree. The minimum price listed is $5.88 and the maximum is $59.99, slightly over 10 times the minimum. The average price of all 755 titles is $26.48 and the median price is $24.95, quite close together.
Now if these irrelevant numbers could just tell us something about the quality of the content, we'd be home free. Low price is often (but not always) indicative of a major loser; however, high price is not an indicator of a winner. Certainly, specific studios and directors tend to turn out quality (or lack thereof) product; however, even this is not a given. Everyone has an off day.
Unfortunately, content is a qualitative matter and not so easily converted into a statistic. The existing reviews are a useful tool; however there are not enough of them. And there are too few people doing them.
I realize that writing a review is hard labor (or at least, a labor of lust) and not everyone's cup of tea. However, if each of us reading these forum pages would write a mini-review of each of the DVDs he owns or rents at the rate of about 1 a month (& more often if you can), we would end up with a really meaningful body of data on which to base our purchase decisions. I'm going to make time to do my part.
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Posted - Jun 28 2001 : 9:52AM
Hey GayStyr:
Very interesting stats. and thanks for your first review!
This is the goal! Ideally we'd have more than one opinion on every seemingly worthwhile title. Of course reviews on every Nymph or Sunshine title isn't necessary - just need enough reviews to know the general quality of the studio. But when a title is more than say $25, no one should have to risk a purchase without a review.
Thanks to all who have contributed reviews. The ones we do have are some of the best I've ever read.
Can these stats be right? With just one affiliate alone listing 4000 titles, I was wondering how you came up with 755, it seems pretty low, unless you're just counting gay titles. And I'd hate to think that out of more than 1500 well written reviews, only 117 were useful. Or, did I read that wrong? I agree though with your general sentiments, although just as we see with some crappy compilations, more doesn't always mean better. The number of reviews is growing rapidly and gaining momentum, as is the large number of quality reviewers. I agree as well about encouraging 'mini-reviews' as it's better than nothing, and something everyone should be able to tackle without getting into a big project. thanks GaySatyr
Sorry, dumblonde -- I should have been more specific. I took it for granted that, my posting being in the "Gay" DVD forum section, readers would know that I meant only DVDs in the gay category.
No, it was my mistake, it's just that most of us (I hope!) look at it like one big happy family. I absolutely agree more gay reviews are needed, and god knows JoeBlow69 and netguy have been crankin them out at an almost alarming rate ;). So, it's good to have you aboard!
I wish more people would participate in the review process as well. It doesn't have to be anything extravagant, just simple, and to the point.
And just because a movie may have already been reviewed doesn't mean that we don't need a second point of view. I'd love it if someone wrote a review and said "Joeblow69, you are a total meathead! You loved this movie, but I thought it was sheepshit!"
So give it a try! Steph has created some great templates that make writing a review very easy.
Howdy! I'm not a regular in this forum but the topic seemed interesting. I review a lot of dvd's here for those who don't know me. I have no interest in gay titles (although lipstick lesbian action is cool) but here's a few comments in general based on my observations.
Potential reviewers: don't worry that your review doesn't follow a specific format. Don't get so hung up that others will criticize you for not listing a splooge by splooge accont of a dvd either. Have fun and contribute something that may help either provide perspective (ie: a 2nd or 3rd review) or an entirely different title. If you don't know the cast names-feel free to look up the title elsewhere or just include whatever description you feel comfortable with.
Don't let a handful of reviewers do all the work either. While Joe, for example, has a good writing style, the bottomline is that someone may save money on a POS or get a good title based, in part, on what you write.
Joe: some of the reviewers are super sensitive towards criticism (real or perceived) so writing in a review that someone is a meathead probably isn't a good idea. For that matter, I get whined at by people who claim I show favoritism in my links to other reviews. I might write "Astro's Awesome Review", "Astro's Excellent Advice", or just "Astro's Review" as the link title. It doesn't mean I like one over the other (it might but generally I try and mix it up unless someone prefers a specific title for links).
If any potential reviewers are out there and want advice-feel free to contact other reviewers. Almost every one of them has indicated, at some point in time or another, that they would be willing to help out others trying to review something. Don't feel the need to agree on observations you make-we all see things differently (something I'm sure all of you can understand)...
I've already begun. I used one of Steph's templates for my initial review and have modified it further for my second one, tonight. I don't promise to keep up the pace; however, I will try to contribute something about 2 or 3 times a month.
I have a collection of about 70 porno DVDs, about half of which are crap, unfortunately. I hope to spare others the expensive learning curve, considering how over-priced (especially considering some of their content's value) these darned things are.
Plus, I'm hoping to use your (collective) evaluations to better target my future purchases. Maybe we can put a significant dent in the pocketbooks of some of the more unscrupulous pornographers.
I could help out with reviews. I will start with the next flick I rent. I think netguy and Joe need to not have to carry the load, though the research is probably fun.
Actually, I wasn't really being literal there. I just wanted to make sure people would feel comfortable posting opposing viewpoints. God knows there are some very specific things that turn me on, and what works for me may not work for someone else.