I finally did it. and by "did it"-- I barely did anything. Had to be no more than 6 minutes at best eating her out. And no I did not blow my load. But before I comment further, what in your experience exactly is pussy supposed to smell like? Edited by - virgin_boy on Jun 28 2012 Edited by - virgin_boy on Jun 28 2012
Screw it, I WILL comment further. I never in my wildest imagination imagined pussy smelling like this. She was lying on the bed facing me with her legs up, and I getting on my knees that's when the smell hit me like a brick wall, my face had to be no more than a foot away from me and I smelled something at best that could ONLY be described as "musty". trying to tell myself to "man up" and just "take one for the team", I got my fingers about 2 inches into her vagina, and found her g-spot played with her outer and inner lips (which i saw a yellow sort of crusty color-- the girl was black-- naomi campbell's color so it stood out), as well as her clit with my fingers. She told me to start licking around her clit and her inner lips-- the sight of whatever yellow stuff that was and the smell that was RIGHT on my face this time was when I almost threw up three times, before telling her that I had to stop. She argued with me that I was supposed to go until I made her climax, and that's when I pulled out the virgin card and told her this was my first time, and I wanted stop after already making so much progress. I tried to fake it as much as I could, even taking my fingers out and sucking on them with her juices on my hand. It was like the saltiest phlegm I ever tasted. And the smell was like really bad feet odor almost. I still have some trapped under my fingernails. What are your experiences with cunnilingus guys? Is this regular or what? I figured a well-groomed, well-taken care of one should smell no worse or better than any other body part that has proper hygiene, but this was too far. Edited by - virgin_boy on 6/28/2012 12:47:44 PM Edited by - virgin_boy on 6/28/2012 12:48:36 PM Edited by - virgin_boy on 6/28/2012 12:49:12 PM Edited by - virgin_boy on 6/28/2012 12:54:15 PM
I told her that we'll scrap the idea of cunnilingus all together, and I'll buy some condoms, and I can work on some plain missionary-style sex. I thought cunnilingus would be a breeze, I used to work at a company where we literally would deal with people's bm-stained and rotting-food-stained clothes and haul them into baskets in order to wash them. I was the only guy to not throw up or get sick once on the job smelling all of that. But having the same smell on your face and in your mouth? Wow, I felt like a complete girl giving up. Defeated and humiliated. But I knew after the third time of almost losing my lunch, that my stomach was telling me that it was NOT joking around.
Wow. First of all, I'm sorry you had such a gross first-time experience with eating a chick out. I gagged just reading that. Second, no, that doesn't sound normal. It sounds like she was either extremely dirty or has some sort of infection/std. Good for you for trying to go through with it, but also good for you for stopping it. Nobody needs to service anyone that doesn't care enough to keep clean or has something funky going on. I once completely quit going down on a guy when I got a whiff of his junk. He'd apparently gone to the gym and NOT showered afterward, and he smelled HORRIBLE. His dick smelled like rotten cheese or something. Third, a vagina does not inherently stink. A normal, healthy vagina should have a very slight musky scent. It's not a nasty or pungent odor. It's faint and after a recent bath/shower, undetectable. Depending how close she is to her period or how soon it's been since it ended, she might smell a little more strongly. But no, what you've described doesn't sound normal. Don't give up on it. If you can find someone who's CLEAN and takes care of herself, cunnilingus won't be such a feat of endurance.
Oh.. this is great, and really restores my hope. Not to get too personal on this thread, but cunnilingus has always been a fetish of mine that I've enjoyed looking at in porn more than the actual intercourse itself. I would have hated to give this up in real life if the situation I had went through was considered the norm. Thank you, Sunshowers. I was really looking forward to a great time my first time finally being able to get into it. But i'll just have to connect with someone else, in the meantime, I'll just practice missionary with this woman (and with a condom) keeping my face FAR away from her vagina as possible. I wont be like that with other girls. I'm just hoping this is a "growing period" where I have to dive through a couple of bad apples before I find a good one. Thanks
Full bush. I was surprised by how it seemed she didn't even bother to shave just a little. I'm hoping it is as you said and it's just the hair trapping in maybe a sweat/must odor.
Ok, the buckwheat bush is the culprit. Although based on what you SAW, I'd say she might have something else going on. I am a zealous candidate for waxing/shaving for women. Not from a sexist standpoint (I'm a chick), but because hair and vagina don't go together. It looks better bare and is more comfortable/sanitary without that mess going on! Women are not inherently dirty or smelly. THAT'S why yeast infection commercials bother me. I am 24 years old. I have never had a yeast infection or any sort of problem with my nether regions. It's a matter of hygiene and health. Women who take care of themselves won't have issues. Women who haven't had 50 partners won't have issues. I resent the implication that because I have a vagina, I've got "special" female trouble. I don't even notice my vagina unless someone's boning it. It's perfectly clean and fragrant and unoffensive. Yeah, have hope in other women. This girl has got some... issues going on. Wear that condom to be on the safe side, but remember that other women actually keep themselves clean and you might actually enjoy a nice dive betwixt their thighs. Some well-intended advice for women and anyone seeking general health/attractiveness: Take your GD supplements. That will include garlic, milk thistle, omega 3, flax seed, collagen, gelatin, lipoic acid, a multi, vita c, super b vitamins, and others that I'm simply not remembering at the moment. Drink only water or herbal tea. Mix apple cider vinegar in your water. Several times a week, drink aloe vera juice in water. Exercise and stay away from sugar and refined foods. Your vagina will be fine! Air that shit! That's really all it takes. Remember, there's no excuse for a putrid private part. Only you can prevent putridness.
If you wash your junk, bush won't matter. Either this woman doesn't wash well or she has some kind of infection. Either way, you probably don't want to mess with her. I wouldn't fuck her either. I heard some of my older nephews advising a younger one once. They said if it smells like fish, it's the perfect dish. If it smells like collogne, leave it alone. I had to stop them. It should smell like neither. I can't really describe what it should smell like but it shouldn't smell bad.
Yeaaaah... I didn't want to say that because bless the poor girl's heart, but honestly I would advise you don't sleep with her again. She sounds like she's got something funky going on. I'll say it now since SSG said it first, haha.
Obviously SSG is from New York because as a kid we used to say the same thing. What I found through thorough research (lol) is that no smell is not right, it should have "How you say in american" a Fragrance. Nasty yellow vagina sauce and wanting to throw up aint it dude. she got some stuff goin on that you need to be afraid of. I remember lovingly the first time I was diagnosed with the Clap and how a Doctor stuck a 8" Q tip down the pee hole of my penis....not fun my friend, keep your distance from this chick Hard to describe what it should smell like since each woman has her own "scent" but as SSG said it should not smell bad, my best description is it taste kind of Crab meat and lobster combined. lol sorry but he asked for a desription. Tell you what tho, if they made a reality show where you had to be blindfolded and pick out your partner by smell. there is no doubt I would pick it out on first try Edited by - Ass_Clown on 6/29/2012 1:37:53 AM
^I'm an Ohioan born and bred. And you know, sometimes it's okay to be cruel to be kind. If that chick would have argued with me about how long I should go down, I would have told her then, "Go wash your junk." I mean really, she may not even realize there is something wrong.
oh so Ohio is where they make the Good ones, need to make me a Trip, most Gyno's will treat it and still be kind, I'm an amateur Gyno and I treat it for free. In fact they won't even know they been treated in my shop
Here's what you do if you wanna stay with her, call the Gyno doctor and tell him straight up about the yellow sauce and lol the smell. he will hook you up. This is his bread and butter dude. This is what he does man!! Edited by - Ass_Clown on 6/29/2012 12:03:54 PM Edited by - Ass_Clown on 6/29/2012 12:04:48 PM
Virgin_boy: By all means, if you wanna be getting on real good terms with your Medical practitioner over the next few months, go see her again and bone her all you like. But jeezuz man, why would you wanna go near any chick that smelled like that ??????? I have had one 'experience' in my life with a pussy like that, and I didnt get anywhere goin down on it or boning it before I nearly threw up too, - it only took me getting a whiff of my fingers after they'd been down on her, and as soon as they were back out of her the smell overcame me and my hard-on dissapeared rapidly. No 'attempt to man the fuck up' would have ever got me hard again with that stench, and even if she was on all fours begging me to do what the feck I liked - there was no way my dick was goin anywhere close ! It was so bad I even stopped after to get some wipes to get that stench off my fingers as I drove home. Pussies all smell slightly different, some maybe more noticeable than others, but NONE of them should ever make you gag. Find a good one and you'll enjoy eating it, and so will she.
I've never seen no yellow pussy, that is fucked up. Pussy should be pink, if she is real excited there may be some white or clear excretions, yummy. Another fun thing to do is use a finger or two inside her while you lick her clit!
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Posted - Jun 29 2012 : 5:05PM
Pubes were not the issue. total lack of hygiene and no respect for herself and who she was about to fuck were the issue.
The first time I was given access about thirty years ago I inserted my fingers and when I smelled my fingers it was the fowlest smell I had ever encountered at that time. I washed my hands and quickly excused myself. I have a special friend who occasionally makes herself available to me and always hops in the tub and rinses herself thoroughly so that everything is nice and fresh for me. Sometimes I feel like giving her a banner to wear that says "sanitized for your protection." Several years ago I was discussing the topic with a male talent and he said the female he was to work with had such poor hygiene that he couldn't perform the scene. They called in another performer and the smell was so bad he couldn't do the scene either.
